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Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day

Soula is the Instagram Of The Day

Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day

Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2016

Mar

Nipples for Self Service Magazine by Venetia Scott of the Day

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I don’t know who the models are.

I just know the pictures are taken by someone named Venetia Scott, who I’ve never heard of, but who I guess is a pornographer, who will prefer being called an artist or producer in fashion, because pornography is bad.

Especailly her pornography, which is so softcore, especially since she’s probably from Europe, where tits aren’t pornography at all, but for the last 10 years of posting tits for fashion, I’ve been told that I am pornography, so maybe when you take something that is innocent nudity and talk about how you want to fit it’s entire vagina in your mouth so that you choke on it so hard you pass out, it becomes pornography…and I’m just delusional in thinking that life is just unfair for me because the big fashion brands don’t throw millions of dollars at me for my inspiring fashion site, because I only pay attention to fashion for the tits.

Either way, I like this photoshoot.

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2016

Mar

Busty Crackhead…and Other Videos of the Day

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Jeep Runs Over a Homeless Beggar…

Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Trial

Road Rage of the Day

Roast Chicken Heist…

Woman Beat and stripped for Sleeping With Other’s Man

Pick-Up truck blows up…

Man Beating Up a Naked Woman – WHAT THE FUCK

Boxer Dies in a Ferrari Accident…

After Posting this Instagram…

A photo posted by Cody (@travelwithcody) on Mar 5, 2016 at 9:26am PST

Female Driver with Tree Stuck in Car

Man Stabbed and Killed in Broad Daylight….by his Brother

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2016

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 23 in Facebook Jail

In my facebook jail days, I’ve realized that so may people I talk to have self imposed facebook bans, because they know the site is garbage, they hate getting sucked into fake conversations pretty much with their screen about shit they don’t care about, and they don’t miss stupid updates and videos taking space in their brain….like Kendall Jenner’s blonde hair…or some fat chick from High School’s kid’s halloween costume, even though it’s fucking March…

Plus all the horny girls are on TINDER..

Here are some morning links….

Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Kim Kardashian Naked isn’t Even Naked – But It’s Great for Young Girls
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Hannah Davis Doesn’t Care if You Think She’s Fat – That’s Why She Works Out 3 Times Day and Starves Herself – Make up Your Damn Mind Whore
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St Louis Bridge Gets Taken Out
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Gavin Rossdale’s Ex Nanny is Pregnant with Gwen Stefani’s Baby
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Natasha Oakley and Her Tween Sister in Bikinis Whoring…Gotta Keep the Family earning, it’s the Kardashian way….
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Morgan Freeman Reads Bieber
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Sara Jean Underwood’s Tit Be Whoring…
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Miami Heat Mascot Fails
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Charlie Sheen Booked a Movie!
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2016

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 22.5 in Facebook Jail

Thanks to not being on Facebook, wasting my life away, clicking on trending news stories that Mark Zuckerberg wants me to see, I had plenty of time to try to coordinate a threesome….So instead of leaving comments on people’s bullshit pictures all night, I spent my time with two girls I connected with in threeway sext, that may have led to a threesome but didn’t….

Because I guess there comes a time in every man’s life …. where others may call him gay because he doesn’t fuck the threesomes that come his way because it requires too much effort….and that time in a mans life is called marriage…prison…hell…no threesome…but at least I got a lot of vagina pics they were sending each other….

To See Some More Action Links..

Huge Tits!
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Girl on the Slackline Doing Flips and Crazy Shit
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Steven Tyler’s Fucking this 28 Year Old…
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Kelly Rohrbach in a Bathing Suit..
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Bikini a Day Girl and Her Tween Sister in Bikinis
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Zendaya Joins Spiderman!
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Gwyneth Paltrow Recreates Room
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How to scare a Coworker…
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Ola Jordan Gets Tits Grabbed in a Bikini of the Day
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Zac Effron’s Ripped and Ridiculous…
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Blonde Kendall Curves
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Near Death Experiences Caught on GoPro
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Bai Ling Braless
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Karlie Kloss – for Elle Brazil
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Disney is Planning 10 More Star Wars Movies
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Royal Family Ski Vacation…
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Abbey Lee Kershaw is Boring
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Lena Dunham’s Ovary Blew Up
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Bear’s Bulge
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Puppy Reunion with Siblings – 4 Years After Adoption
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15 Horror Movies to See
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Jessica Alba at Paris Fashion Week
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Uber Driver Tried to Rape Farrah ABraham
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Thigh Gaps!
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Taylor Hill for Paris Fashion Week
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Kelly Clarkson Hates Dr Luke
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Instagram Slut – Jennifer…
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Ariel Winter – Big Reduced Tits
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Eiza Gonzalez on Set of the Day
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Teens React to Old School PC
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Zoe Saldana is Not Black Enough
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Cops VS Unarmed Man
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Audrina Patridge Pregnant Photoshoot
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Lupita is Black
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Ciara in Lace…
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Cougar Released from Trap
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Charlotte McKinney’s Behind the Scenes
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Flava Flav Does the Weather
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Girls Bending Slutty
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Accidental Cum Shot
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Hot Amateur Chick Selfie Video
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Pink Panty Pussy Flash
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Husband Comes Home to Marriage Ended
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Bbw is Tons of Fun
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Shay Laran Young Huge Tits
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Body Painted Slut!
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Zoey in the Shower
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Kristin Proctor Naked in The Wire
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Public Sex Doggy Style…
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Big Titties JUmping
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Mar

Erin Andrews’ 55 Million Dollar Nude Video of the Day

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Erin Andrews is the new Kim Kardashian as the girl with the most lucrative nude video…

In 2009 – I wrote a post on sportscaster Erin Andrews, where I wrote:

“It is a cry for attention and the whole thing is totally suspicious but she’s made a statement that she will sue anyone who publishes the shit, so I’ll let you google it like I did, because I can’t afford to get sued, or to be made an example out of, and in the meantime here’s a great video of huge tits and cock…cuz it’s more interesting…”

Well, it turns out she just scored 55 million dollars, because after the Peeping Tom went to jail, the Marriott Hotel was roped into the whole thing because it turns out that they gave out her room number to the stalker…which is not really good in hotel business….

I don’t know where the 55 million dollar price tag came into play, considering the whole thing skyrocketed her career, but I guess it was based on all the emotional abuse she got for people calling it staged…

I heard some of her testimony, which wasn’t as good as the HULK HOGAN VS GAWKER TRIAL …It was really just a girl crying about a traumatic sexual crime..boring…

I would bet 55 million dollars that she loves that this happened to her, not that she didn’t before the 55 million dollars…but now she’s probably really happy it happened…

I guess sex offense, peeping, leaking nudes…isn’t bad for business….and or finances..

I still think it was staged.

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2016

Mar

Britney Spears Bikini Dance Video of the Day

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If you’re done with Jennifer Lawrence, a supposed 25 year old looking like shit despite being one of Hollywood’s number 1 in her bikini in the Bahamas….

Here’s Britney Spears who isn’t in mid to late 30s destroying in her bikini…because popstars from the 90s clearly have more to offer than new generation Hollywood…designed to be accessible and regular…

I mean I guess there’s something to say about emotionally unstable puppets forced to do what they are told…because when they are told to get to the gym, they do it…where as Jennifer Lawrence is the one calling the shots…because kids these days are so entitled…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence decided to finally bring it…you know tap into what she is best known for…getting half naked on the internet…

I know people are distracted by the constant blockbuster movies she’s in, the constant Oscar nominations, the celebrity…the insane delusional commentary about pay equity and the awkward stumbling, scene causing, super famous but perfectly fucking average super star.

Spitting out water with big tits in a bikini is a solid reminder of the glory days of celebrity blogging…back when it mattered…before social Media made it irrelevant…

I don’t give a fuck about Jennifer Lawrence but bikinis are bikinis…and at least it’s not her BFF Amy Schumer…because that would be fucking terrifying….

But not as Terrifying as this being the biggest story of the day…..other than Kim Kardashian who is more famous than Jennifer Lawrence, probably makes more money than Jennifer Lawrence, and is unfortunately less dumpy than Jennifer Lawrence…which annoys me because I expect hotter bodies out of the really fucking famous top tier A Listers…

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2016

Mar

Bella Thorne Body of the Day

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Bella Thorne brought out her bikini body that she’s created by being an 18 year old who is always in the fucking gym…but that wasn’t enough – she also decided to do a dance to really bring it all home – to make it casual, fun, quirky, weird…and half naked…in a bathing suit, that’s not slutty or porn but can be if enough people jerk of to it…

Fascinating….

She tries really fucking hard, but I guess you have to to stand out amongst every other girl fighting for the same fucking thing, it’s cheesy, it’s Disney bullshit, these girls have always existed, there cheesy has become cheesy and half naked cheesy which is the kind of cheesy we all like…

Here’s another one of her dances…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

Mar

Kim Kardashian Naked of the Day

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Kim Kardashian graced the world, or her 62 million followers, which I guess is the fucking world to her, with some bullshit cry for attention that I guess doesn’t make her feel like the fat slob in her mid 30s that she is, by putting a casual censored nude out there…

I guess nudity is what makes her and her family more money than some small countries, and I guess getting naked and having sex worked once or twice and can work again….

This was her subtle, classy, elegant caption to help push the picture and make a joke out of it.

When you’re like I have nothing to wear LOL

The internet is going crazy enough for even noticing her…but that’s been the theme for the entire family the last decade and I dont’ fucking know why, she’s a pile of shit, and the only thing anything should be wondering is how many hours of photoshoot…but the people are still reposting this shit…garbage…but it’s news, this is our lives….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2016

Mar

Selena Gomez on Set of the Day

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Selena Gomez was on set of a photoshoot the other day…and her nipple was hard.

Maybe that has something to do with her Lupus, you know a side effect of Chemotherapy – something she was milking a while back to justify her being chubby and having fake tits….to make people feel sorry for her and it worked, get the sympathy in to spin and make money….

Where this is the TITTY version where she’s compelled to post hard nipple pics to her social media casually, in what I call a soft sell approach to being an instagram slut, because not one wants to be an instagram slut, especially not Selena Gomez, who is famous without being an instagram slut, but being the instagram slut gets paid…stay relevant all because we’re basic and like to talk about tits….

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