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2016

03

Mar

Katrina Bowden’s Bikini Yoga of the Day

Katrina Bowden has been releasing a series of pictures of her doing YOGA in her bikinis…

I talk to a few of these aspiring celebrities, aspiring model type girls, and they all struggle to have compelling social media, because jobs are all based on social media, so someone like Emily Rat Cow just goes full nude whore and has millions of followers, where someone like Katrina Bowden, who has been on TV and in movies, has less followers than my (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom)…because actors are lazy and really just puppets that don’t really deserve the jobs they’ve got, they just sort of happened…

The funny thing is that actors when paid on scale, make virtually dog shit, I mean yes, a movie has to pay you 60k, but this girl has done one movie in 10 years…so 60k in 10 years is far less than WELFARE….THANK GOD FOR RICH GUYS to allow her to live her dream…

So yes, this is her, trying to do the whole slutty on social media thing – with purpose…even though no one does yoga in bikinis, unless they want to be seen in fucking bikinis…I’m onto you Katrina Bowden and your subtle whoring.

Posted in:Katrina Bowden|SFW

2016

03

Mar

Pretty Tampa Based Crackhead and Other Videos of the Day

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Homeless Man in the Trash Compactor!

Jet Skis VS a Wave!

Dog Causes a Car Accident!

Woman Parker…

Weirdest Cock Fighting Video Ever…Not That Cock Fights are Ever Not Weird…

Taken Out at the Bus Stop

Woman Catches on Fire at Some Iranian Cooking Show

The Handicap USPS Worker…

Detroit What?! Night Club of Dreams

Dude Loses an Eye with an Idiotic Potato Gun

Truck VS Tour Bus

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

03

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 18 in Facebook Jail

For someone who doesn’t really have access to social media, because I’m in Facebook Jail, and facebook is the gateway to the fucking world….and who doesn’t have a TV….and who doesn’t leave the house…

I still manage to find ways to fill my day…I mean other than looking at the wall and that’s thanks to girls who let me masturbate to them without even asking…becauae I guess I’ve planted my pervert seed…after 12 years of doing this site and 18 years of internet trolling…

So Facebook is for boring people…the internet still has young, vibrant, lovely, freaks…

Not that you care about anything I say…

Here are some morning links…in the morning…

I wonder how many of these Tattoo Girls regret their tattoos
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Drumming Girl in a Party Dress…
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Jerry Hall is the Ultimate Gold Digger
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Real Dogs VS Robot Dog
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Big Girl Margot Robbie
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Facebook Gets Another Idiot Arrested
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Creepy Marble Music Machine
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Make a Ball Out of a Block Of Wood Video for your Soul
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Dildo Face
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Abby Champion is a Babe
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Girls in Beanies..
CLICK HERE

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2016

02

Mar

stepLINKS of the DAy

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 17.5 in Facebook Jail

I tried launching my own social media movement today. I called it #whoopiGOLDBERGWednesday….

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Mar 2, 2016 at 1:20pm PST

It was a fail….because no one cares about Whoopi Goldberg on Wednesdays…but for some reason 8,000,000 people care about LEO winning his OScar on Oscar night….#blacklivesmatter you racists.

I guess people are more into humps than humpback whales…

Here are some stepLINKS!

Huge Fucking Asses
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Cat VIDEO of the Day
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Bai Ling is So Fucking Creepy
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Patrick Schwarznegger’s GF is Young and Worht Fucking
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Jurassic Park Without the Dinosaurs
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Phoebe Price Stretching is the Sex of the Day
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Girls Talk About their First Ever Blowjobs
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Jessica Biel’s in a Dress
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Jared From Subway Prison Life
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Fat Activist Lazy Lena Dunham
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Million Dollar Yacht Accident
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Lea Michele – Wedgie
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Morgan Freeman Eating Girl Guide Cookies
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Steph Davis has crazy Upskirt
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Bearded Model of the Day
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Reese Witherspoon’s Cameltoe
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Girls Who Support Their Team
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Million Dollar Yacht Accident
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Hot girls Yoga Pants
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This McAFFEE Hack is Crazy
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Kanye Got Caught Using a Torrent Site!
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Kris Jenner Bullshits on Caitlyn Jenner
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So Much Underbooob – It’s Still a THing
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Banning Muslims from Entering the USA Experiment
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Jessica Biel in Tight Pants
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Ben Affleck Looks Beat Up
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Katie Price Wanted to Abort her Retard Baby
CLICK HERE

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Random TUmblr Porn
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Denny’s Waiter Blowjob Tip is Nuts
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Teen Avri Spreads for You…
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Some Greek Fitness Babe
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Porn News -> Church Treasure Spends 800k on Porn
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Naked on the Porch
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Naked by the Water
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Hitchiker Sex
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Cop Shoots Thug in the Dick
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MOM-STER-BATION
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BIG BOOBS
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Bed Post Sex
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Random Tumblr Porn
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2016

02

Mar

Britney Spears Not Naked for V Magazine of the Day

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When I saw the V Magazine Covers featuring Britney, not looking like Britney I was hoping that the trashy handlers who own Britney, would have her go naked.

Not that I am some virgin werido who still jerks off to Britney Spears, or any celebs or models really, but because I am a pervert weirdo who like the rest of the world, wants to see everyone naked, especially super famous people like Britney Spears, even though I’ve already seen her pussy….years ago…back when she lost her mind…before her parents go repossession of her…

I figured V Magazine is all fashion and pretentious and fashion and prentious has gone the way of everyone naked always..but she’s got kids and Christian fans to appease to, so I guess this is as racy as a near 40 year old, medicated, dancing monkey gets….

What it comes down to is that she’s still Britney…bitch….(I hate that I just wrote that)…

Here she is shopping like a white trash vision that she is..

TO SEE HER SHOPPING LIKE A VERY RICH HOOKER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

02

Mar

Reese Witherspoon Big 40 Year Old Mom Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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The barely interesting thing about Reese Witherspoon is that she’s turning 40. That she’s a mom of a bunch of kids..

The actual interesting thing about Reese Witherspoon is that she’s a vapid twat, with 100s of millions of dollars, who plays country bumpkin, drunk cop patronizing brat, to keep them all on her side…because people are half retarded…..yet the world thinks she’s the good old Christian girl.

She got knocked up on set of her first movie, got married, got rich and famous…not so southern, wholesome or Christian…but she plays accessible.

She’s married her agent, who together book her only the best jobs, and who together, are fucking the system….

I mean that and her cameltoe..that fucking cameltoe is professional pant eating pussy…

Her bikini tits aren’t bad either..for a 40 year old…but then again, even at 20 she was just fucking average….in fact at 20 she had a 40 year old body…and has been pretty constant with that…which is weird…but it happened…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon|SFW

2016

02

Mar

Stella Maxwell’s Topless Beach of the Day

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Stella Mawell is the hipster Victoria’s Secret Angel, who makes very little sense to any dudes who browse through the Victoria’s Secret catalog, but then again, any dudes browsing through the Victoria’s Secret catalog are probably weird, considering there’s an internet with a lot of porn, and this shit is boring, yet familiar, like a masturbation wife you’ve been in a long term relationship with…

I guess she’s the answer to the hipsters, reach the youth, was pitched really fucking aggressively to the team at Victoria’s Secret by her agency that has other Angels as being the next big thing, all sexually ambiguous, queer and used to fuck Miley Cyrus trolling the media kind of model….

Well, in being true to being a hipster model, here she is topless in Malibu for Victoria’s Secret, a prestigious gig to models, where she’s being used as the “hippie” “free spirited” hipster tits…people like those…even in this era of every bitch naked…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Stella Maxwell

2016

02

Mar

Charlotte McKinney is Hilarious of the Day

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Anyone who knows anything about the paparazzi, know that these girls call freelance photographers who work for the photo agencies, they meet up, shake hands, then do the cheesiest fucking poses in as slutty a way as possible – hoping all the blogs that are basic, starved for content, looking for babe content will post them….

It’s really the only reason a girl like Charlotte McKinney has a career, or is known, or gets featured on anything. She hustles.

I don’t know if she’s the first nobody to book a show called “dancing with the stars”, but she wasn’t a star when she booked the show called “dancing with the stars”…and she sure as fuck isn’t one now…

But her tits, have got her noticed, have been milked and probably also covered in a lot of cum throughout her 5 minutes of fame…which is saying a lot, because her face makes me think she was destined to be a Florida cocktail waitress but instead…she’s doing deep stretches on the beach for the paparazzi like she’s Jacki Onasis or some shit, only far more ghetto, thirsty, pathetic….and BUSTY…busty is what matters…even though she’s trying to show off her ass…

What a joke..a joke that works…because tits get hits…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

02

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Promoting Purses of the Day

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I know that Jennifer Lawrence was paid 5 million or more dollars by Dior to promote their shitty sweatshop made purses.

I would argue that Jennifer Lawrence won’t sell 5 million or more dollars of purses for Dior, it’s not like she’s a Kardashian.

I know how this shit works, and it’s a big picture concept to book an Oscar Winner as part of a campaign, so that the big brands with big money have something to spend their money on and the agencies they hire…keep getting that big money..where the execs can get excited because they’ve heard her named thanks to all the press she’s had…as an A-Lister they’ve created….because they need A-Listers to keep budgets high….

This is a big picture play, you know to give a lifestyle to the brand, not focused on campaign driven product like she’s a Dior purse AVON lady, but she’s so fucking average, and I’ll never understand why she’s so celebrated.

I am also the kind of person who doesn’t believe that actors have talent, and that they are just a level of pretentious, arrogant, confident, egotistical, vapid and delusional….where they feel comfortable acting like fools on camera…because it pays them stupid money, makes them stupid rich, gives them a stupidly amazing life, that they can sit on their stupid rich person soapbox and preach their stupid out of touch politics….Garbage…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2016

02

Mar

GUESS? Swim of the Day

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The models are:

Bojana Krsvmanovic, Liz Turner and Denise Schaefer

The song is:

The fucking worst…

The pics of half naked – relatively trashy – instagram looking models who you know will fuck if you have enough money, it’ kind of been a consistent theme will all Guess Models…remember Anna Nicole Smith? Exactly…

But in Guess? defence, the owner is some pervert who likes chicks with big tits, has made a ton of money off of them, and has probably banged out all of them, because that’s how these creepy company owners do, just strategically, so they don’t get charged with rape – since everyone is so quick to call rape these days and have no really concept of VICTIM…entitled bastards…

Posted in:Guess?|SFW