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2016

24

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 10.5 in Facebook Jail

I realized that only 1 person out of all my FB friends realized that I am not posting on Facebook…

If that’s not some serious social media clout and/or influence, I don’t know what is…

I’m a fucking influencer, that one person relies on my status updates and I am not there for him…

I’m a fucking influencer…

ONE PERSON STRONG…

This is exactly what is wrong with Facebook, the inadequacy it makes you feel in a world where none of this superficial bullshit matters…seriously…

Here are some stepLINKS…they matter, because they don’t include the opinion of other assholes…

So Many Hot Asses
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Naya Rivera Says Her Baby is the Reason for her Weird Tits
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Melissa Benoist on Set of Supergirl
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Lea Michele’s Boufriend Was a Male Escort!
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Semi Truck Gets Hit By Train
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Kesha Denies Dr Luke Raped Her
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Jessica Alba Business Woman…
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Guy Films Someone Stealing at Walmart – Gets Called a Pussy by Walmart Employee and Banned
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Girls in Flannel
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Janet Jackson Performing First Time Since Superbowl
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Spitzer’s Hooker is a Bad Tennant
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Jasmin Walia – Granny Panties in Public
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Plan Crashes and Lands on the Street in LA
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Charlotte McKInney Huge Tits
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Chloe Goodman See Through
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Rihanna is Vry Insecure About her Performances
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Highlights from the Elle Style Awards – Featuring WHORES!
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Ariel Winter is Not Too Fat to Go to Parties
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Amber Rose – Spandex
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Rihanna’s Toronto Filmed Jerk Chicken Video
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Crane On Fire – Smashes Down On the Street
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Charli XCX and her Tits
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Daisy Lowe Nipple in a Dress
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Instagram SLut of the DAy
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Kate Beckinsale Tight Dress
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Dude ALmost Dies During Prank
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Check Out the pIcs of the Bitch at the Bottom of this Post
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Old Mental Asylum
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Maria Sharapova and her Tennis Racket
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Rosie Hungtington’s Tight Dress
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Olivia Munn is a Whore
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Adele is a Team Kesha
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Katherine Heigl Cleavage
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Olivia Wilde in Some Magazine..
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Nina Agdal Boxing
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Girls who Like SPorts
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Chrissy Teigen Fucked a Wallet and it Turned into a Baby Girl
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Busty Lace Lingerie…
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Big Bertha’s Pocket Rocket – Weirdest Fetish Ever
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Girl TOYING her Vag
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Weird Public Masturbation
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A Bunch of Greek Sluts
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Big Juicy Tits in a Cheesy Photoshoot
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Young Couple VS Couch
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Pornstar Got Caught Cheating Storyline
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Some Chick Named Dina – Nude
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Split Pants Dick Flash – Weirdness
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Pornstars Teach COuples How to Fuck
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Huge Tit Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

24

Feb

Dylan Penn’s Big Tits Kiss a Girl of the Day

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Some dude on reddit – posted this pictures of Dylan Penn, who you may know as the vagina that Sean Penn made with some bitch named Robin Wright, over 18 years ago, so it’s ok to jerk off to her big tits.

This is the story;

…she starts making out with her (girl) friend for about 10 minutes straight. Literally the entire patio stops whatever they were doing and starts watching/ taking pictures/ freaking out in general!

I guess girl on girl making out in a bar for attention can still tap into the pervert primate needs of dudes everywhere getting them frat boy excited as they cheer them on…you see I remember those days…I just assumed people have moved on – with the whole porn being readily available thing…

Being a Penn isn’t so bad…

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2016

24

Feb

Bella THorne of the Day

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Turns out that like every young personality, Bella Thorne has had work done. She’s the ginger Kylie Jenner, with lips and a new nose to make her more marketable, they are actresses and Feminists and doing this to themselves to get more jobs is nothing new, it’s just the way things work in this superficial world, and who would want her natural looks, when you can buy that shit and make it more “kardashian”….maybe it’s puberty…

I would have expected her to have surgery, but that’s becaause…
She’s also the premise of a movie I am working on – about a 40 year old stage mom who moves to LA from Florida to whore out her kids after the divorce, you know to live that famous life she always wanted but got pregnant too young to pursue, only for her kids to not be down with the idea, cuz acting is cheesy and they’re too hip for that…forcing her, Bella Thorne, to take their place and pretend she’s 18….

Either way, vapid self absorbed bullshit….working out..

In a bikini…

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2016

24

Feb

Roxy Horner is Leo’s New Client of the Day

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Some people like to think that the hookers that Leo hooks up with are actually not his clients, but he is their client, you know standard hooker / john situation only the girls who are living the model dream, getting that stamp of approval with his A-Lister dick, are actually his clients, since it’s the best fucking publicity a cunt that like rich and famous dudes can get…

The world gets so excited by young pussy he sticks his dick in, even though there are 1000s of women he sticks his dick in, and probably even more dudes…thats just the life of fucking anything you want and trying to keep things exciting…

I wonder if there will one day be a support group for all the hookers he’s banged out, or maybe they’ll just be married / pregnant with other rich dudes…as they do…because rich dudes who aren’t famous love famous guy sloppy seconds, it makes them feel adequate..weird…

Where as these girls who fuck him get Victoria’s Secret contracts…good times..

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2016

24

Feb

Khloe Kardashian vs Photoshop of the Day

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What…a Kardashian who has had millions of dollars of Plastic Surgery to not look like OJ’s daughter / a fucking monster…uses a photoshop app on her phone to shape herself into something even more remarkable that she’s become thanks to hard work thanks to her team of people and with nothing else to do to fill out her day…

Everyone is a vapid, superficial cunt…and these people represent that….

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2016

24

Feb

Hilary Tuff of the Day

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Hilary Duff is now known are Hilary TUFF…because this bitch can lift bro…

She’s just getting thicker and stronger and probably feeling great – but to a guy who likes his girls to not have dick sized clits from the testosterone…or the idea of a big girl beating me up as I fuck her from her roid rage…I’m not into it. I mean I’d fuck a fat chick over the muscle bound fucking fitness model body building bitch, and I fucking hate fat girls – but like them more than girls who look like dudes…

But Hilary Duff fans are, they’re a weird breed that support all she does…even if what she does makes no sense on the grand scheme of her sex appeal…

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2016

24

Feb

ChiChi Hadid’s Vogue China Stamp of Approval of the Day

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China may be building a world class military to blow up the fucking world, all while running sweatshops that make you everything you own or buy, which is what finances their world class military that will blow up the fucking world…

But they also have great taste in American talent, you know natural talent the world has just found on their own, and not because the parents milked their connections to get her here.

Gigi Hadid, who is more of a Chichi to me….just a spoiled pretentious cunt who deserves zero, but everyone around her celebrates her because they are on her payroll as she sits on her of pile of money….and now China is up on it….

Here she is for CR Book….b

The LOL of the day is her sister Bella, who is rumored to be fucking The Weeknd along with everyone else in the Greater Toronto Area, who like Gigi, decided to do the instagram model, pretending to be a real model hustle, but required a little more elbow grease, or what the rich people like to call, maintenance…as clearly – she’s been rebuilt…

It takes a village to raise a child, but it only takes 100k of Plastic Surgery to make that child a vapid internet model….

Or maybe – it was just puberty!

Here she is Rockin’ a See Through shirt..in the UK…So Fancy…

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2016

24

Feb

Naya Rivera To Play Kim Kardashian in the Kardashian Biopic of the Day

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I guess this is old news, but Naya Rivera was once on GLee, she got fired for pissing off Lea Michele for having a vagina or some shit, something Lea Michele always wanted, but never could pull off because she was too busy paying off her Fiance’s funeral and the therapy that she had to go through dealing with her fake relationship set up to market their show…

But now, she’s morphed into Kim Kardashian. She, like all these other Bootleg Kim Kardashians, have gone crazy on the milk filled tits, the botox and fillers, and look as stupid and clownlike as a Kardashian, because I guess that porn look, when tanned, is what people think is hot..

The fact is Naya Rivera isn’t alone in this shit, it’s fucking everywhere, people want to look like Kim Kardashian – and that makes no sense to me, since Kim K looks like a tranny and always has, that’s really the basis of why Kanye is with her…

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2016

24

Feb

Kate Hudson in her Tight Dress of the Day

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Kate Hudson may be old, but she’ll always be the rich kid who made it in Hollywood due to her professionalism and raw talent, despite always playing the same person in movies, that person pretty much being herself, because that’s just the way acting works…it doesn’t require skill, it requires the illusion of skill because the people participating have the confidence to do things other people would feel like assholes doing…

She’ll also always be the vagina that almost killed a motherfucker, not from Hollywood based infections, but from suicide….right Owen Wilson.

She’s got a tight body for a 40 year old…and that may be exciting to you…because you are into things that were interesting in the year 2000, when everything seemed much happier, funnier, amazing….

I like her botox shine face…

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2016

24

Feb

Canadian Dream Shay Mitchell in Miami of the Day

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There’s not much hotter than a Canadian who is on a Huge American TV show, you know a real GONE hollywood story of a small town girl developing a seriously intolerable ego because of her fucking GONE hollywood story…..

Which could be why Hollywood likes using their own spoiled brats and daughter’s of spoiled brats, because at least when they are spoiled brats, they are a more refined spoiled brat, who get the industry, have been around the industry, and know how to get work done within the parameters of the industry, while being a spoiled brat…they have this seasoned ingrained in their DNA making them less annoying about shit, because they come from a generation of spoiled brats, while these rich Ethnic Canadian kind are just fucking annoying…

Unless, she puts on her Canadian charm, but I can’t see how she’s anything but a total bitch, but I can see her tit pasties under her shirt, because why wear a bra when you can wear pasties to prevent hard nipples or some shit..

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Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell