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2016

29

Feb

Kirsten Dunst Cleavage for California Style of the Day

Kirsten Dunst brought her cleavage to a magazine because Kirsten Dunst has great fucking cleavage and has for the length of her career that along with her snaggle tooth, was her trademark that I have jerked off to once…that I remember…back when celebrity Tits were a thing you could jerk off to without looking at them with disgust, distain and a deep rooted hatred for being the worst people ever…

I guess I don’t really hate on Kirsten Dunst, because throughout her career, she’s done that to herself enough and if anything we should be celebrating that she’s alive and showered…that’s huge for her.

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2016

29

Feb

Al Pacino’s Stepdaughter for CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Camila Morrone is a slutty instagram model – and this is her slutty INSTAGRAM . She has a lot of fucking followers…which is probably due to having a lot of slutty photos. People love slutty pics…

It turns out that she’s more than just a slutty instagram model. She’s also the daughter of the women who married Al Pacino…

So she’s Al Pacino’s stepdaughter, who I’m sure, jerks off to her…because I’m a stepfather and know these things….and why not…she’s half naked and you’ve already been trapped by her Argentine mother’s pussy, might as well get your money worth…

I guess she is taken seriously as a model…and gets work because why else would this magazine be doing this high quality shoot…I mean I am sure it’s got nothing to do with being in the extended family of one of the most iconic living actors alive…

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2016

29

Feb

Lorelle Rayner for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Lorelle Rayner is a model that I think is from France, but who really fucking cares, she’s naked in some French men’s magazine that was once a porn magazine, before realizing that model will get naked for photographers like they are porn stars, as long as the shit is presented properly.

She makes me want to eat croissant, french fries, frogs legs, and pretty much all things french, including but not limited to her ass…hell I’d eat croissants, french fries and frogs legs out of her ass, up on some feeding tube, human centipede romance…because are you know France is so romantic…

She’s shot by David Bellemere, who is the best photographer of the times right now, and in one of the pics, you can see her labia..

Long gone are the armpit hair rockin’ french women but I fucking hope she’s hip enough to have bush…

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2016

29

Feb

Malin Akerman for Ocean Drive of the Day

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Malin Akerman must be pretty old….but she’s a fucking babe and sometimes, even when old she can be hot in movies, photoshoots or whatever it is that she does….I’m sure it has something to do with her Swedish roots, or maybe, but I doubt it, it has something to do with her being from Canada….since I’m from Canada and have yet to fuck anyone who looks like Malin, if anything, I’m just mad I didnt find her roaming the streets of Toronto in the late 90s, where I could have moved in and thwarted her dreams of Hollywood, by knocking her up and giving her a home in a basement apartment – hating her existence…who at 37 would be 400 lbs…and not looking like this.

It’s funny how life works out for some people….and how it doesn’t workout for others..

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2016

29

Feb

Alyssa Arce Playboy Chick Naked for Glen Krohn of the Day

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His name is Glen Krohn and he’s a photographer you don’t really give a fuck, because who really cares about the photographer, it is not like he’s a hero or something, maybe he directs a bitch into her best look or angle according to him, but this shit is interchangeable and pointless to people like me, who just want to see the tits.

Package it as art or commercial photographer, but this busty as fuck Alyssa Arce ….is a playboy chick, probably the best they’ve had in years, and I’d be just as satisfied with her nude selfies….so the photographer doesn’t matter…it’s all about the tits, it’s always all about the tits..

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2016

29

Feb

Revisiting Jessica Simpson’s Caged in Tits of the Day

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These Jessica Simpson pictures happened last week and I didn’t notice them – because I don’t give a fuck about Jessica Simpson tits. She’s over 30, a mom, fat for the last decade, married, did I mention a mom….she’s also an idiot, a puppet, uninteresting, boring and only skinny due to corporate sponsorship…

That said, look at these fucking tits…

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2016

29

Feb

Jayde Nicole Bikini of the Day

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Jayde Nicole is Canadian Pride…she was the first Playmate from Canada since SOPHIE SIMMONS’ MOm…

HERE IS SOPHIE SIMMONS EATING ICE CREAM TO CELEBRATE THAT TITLE..

Now back to Jayde Nicole, who in 2007 decided to drop out of school after her mom handed her a Playboy magazine and said “why don’t you do Playboy”..thanks mom, for having the white trash instinct more mom’s need to have when it comes to their slutty daughters, hell, it’s better than her ending up a stripper like her…

The highlight of these pics is that she’s got her “respect” pussy tattoo visible on her mound in this bikini…

Not that there’s any real high light when it comes to Jayde Nicole …she’s totally fucking uninteresting and the highlight of her life was being Brody Jenner’s girlfriend on The Hills.

Who gives a fuck….check out the cameltoe…but if you want, you can just google her pussy.

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If you’re into Fame Whoring in bikinis – and you are – Here’s some Jenna Tatum ass….

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2016

29

Feb

Ava Sambora 18 Year Old Bikini Party of the Day

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It is safe to say that Ava Sambora is a emotionally stunted, even go as far as call her broken, rich girl brat who has everything but normalcy in her life.

Her mom is some vain Heather Locklear, who you would assume has nothing else going on in her life than to parent….and her dad is in Bon Jovi…so you’d assume that he also has nothing going on in his life other than parent…but with these hollywood types, their egos and insane money gets in the way of normal upbringing…very 90s…

Not to mention, her friends are all other rich kids, who’s parents are equally self involved, career and money oriented assholes….it’s the LA LIFE…

The good news is that all these spoiled rich kids what to get famous too, they they have everything else, and they want to establish a name for themselves, often through vapid whore behavior like innocent bikini pics, which I guess isn’t exclusive to rich kids, but all 18 year old coeds are doing it too – making the internet a great fucking place to cruise masturbation material…

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2016

29

Feb

Gigi Hadid Big Nipple Slip of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is overrated rich kid, who doubles as a model…because her dad bought her a modeling career by putting money into her instagram and paying off the Kardashians to be her friend….you can buy relevance, it’s called marketing, and that relevance can be confused for talent or work ethic by people who are looking for relevance through relevant acts.

I don’t find her hot, I didn’t mind her when I thought her tits were implants or nicer than this, but the fact that they are big puffy nippled, and pointy…is just fucking awkward to me, but probably not as awkward when she sabotaged this dress for her tit to pop out…

Either way, nipples are more interesting than Oscars…but still boring.

: EDS NOTE: NUDITY – Model Gigi Hadid wears a creation for Versace women’s Fall-Winter 2016-2017 collection, part of the Milan Fashion Week, unveiled in Milan, Italy, Friday, Feb. 26, 2016. (AP Photo/Luca Bruno)

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2016

29

Feb

Nicki Minaj Moons the Internet of the Day

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Nicki Minaj took on the Oscars by posting these pics to her instagram, knowing that OscarsSoWhite was enough reason to produce some black content for her black audience because no one listening to Nicki Minaj music – is watching the fucking Oscars, and that’s not to say black people actually listen to her, it’s just to say that no one under 30 watches the fucking Oscars…unless they work in Media or live in LA…seriously…

People watch serialized TV shows, they don’t give a fuck about seeing movies get awards…they just want to see the fucking movies…

Which offered Nicki Minaj opportunity to generate some shameless buzz, by posting pics of her her huge ass, I’m talking huge clown-like ass, that is likely implants, or just fat transfers like a kardashian, but in no way natural ass, that is so over the top in ass, confusing me as to why anyone would be excited by this ass, but I guess big ass is what tits were in the 90s, the bigger the implants – the happier….

Instagram is all about the fat asses, and nicki poking it out like a gutter porn tranny, is probably more culturally relevant or on trend than the Oscars…

I don’t find this hot, it is seems awkward to manage, live with or fit a small dick in.

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