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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 10 in Facebook Jail

A lot less girls complain about sexually harassment, despite flirting to get what they want out of dudes, if those dudes are deemed “hot”..you know the dick pics they hate on, until the guy they want to fuck sends them a 10 inch boner and they rub one out to it all day…or rape culture, gender equality, pay equity, trannies, Donald Trump, Planned Parent Hood….and Feminism and body shaming…in real life..

Facebook jail has taught me that we don’t need to listen to girls complain about inequality and all those other good things…when they are serving you coffee or breakfast or even when they are working the cash at the grocery store….you know…where the girls I interact with work.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Bikinis!
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Gronk from the Patriots had a Hilarious Jock Party on a Cruise Ship
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Selena Gomez is a Behind the Scenes SLut
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Dog Teaches Girl How to Meow….
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Caitlin Jenner Can’t Find a Date
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Jennifer Lawrence is a Whore
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This is What Happens When You Park Where You Shouldn’t
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Donuts in a Buggatti Does Donuts…
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Sniper Airsoft
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Adding Porn Logos to Everything….
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Pornstar Worksout in the Park
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Kim Kardashian’s Gross baby
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2016

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 9.5 in Facebook Jail

The highlight of my weekend in Facebook prison is taking my trolling to real life.

It’s the leaving the inappropriate comments, or saying the inappropriate troll thing to stir up people, by just saying it loud enough for them to hear or just saying it to their faces…

The first conflict I remember was with a very old lady who was sour and wished death upon my harmless, angel of a pug….she said something like “I hope your dog gets eaten by a coyote because he’s small”…when really they are coywolf’s this is canada bitch…..so I said “I hope you die, because you’re old”..

Then I had some conflict because a girl kept bringing up rape and rape culture and I had to advise her that she’s got nothing to worry about, there are better options for rapists.

I also had conflict at the Chinese restaurant because they brought me a fork, assuming that as a Mexican I don’t know how to use chop sticks, maybe I have asian adopted parents or my sex is handjobs at asian massage parlors, or maybe, just maybe using chop sticks is cultural approrpriation like wearing an Indian headdress….racism everywhere.

The last conflict I had was with a homeless guy who thought he worked for the government because his check’s have the government logo on it, thanks welfare. He was some ex addict and now Christian..that was barely conflict, he just got in my face….so I said something like “Maybe no black people deserved to be nominated for Oscars based on heir performance, should they just be nominated for their color because of their color” … Jesus freaks – right..

Here are some stepLINKS

Big Big Tits
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Borat’s New Character with Girls in Bikinis
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Gillian Jacobs is Busty…
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The Hottest Bikini Ever
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Rihanna and Drake in a Slutty Video
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Taylor Swift Peer Pressured to Give Kesha 250k cuz of Twitter…
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Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits
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Dove Cameron’s New Young Pussy and her Tits to Obsess Over
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Josephine Skriver for VS
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Erin Heatherton Anus
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Old Man Marries 12 Year Old Social Experiment
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Sniper plays Airsoft in the Snow
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Mythbusters Implode a Tanker Train
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Views From Above Greece is Awesome
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Angie Harmon’s Old – But Has Abs
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Charlotte McKinney’s Big Tits Busting Out
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Kim Kardashian’s First Baby Photo
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Guy Knocks Out 2 Guys and Runs from the Police
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50 Cent’s Bankruptcy Judge Wants to Know About This Pile of Money He Instagrammed
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Jessica Lowndes…Slut
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Weird Bootleg iPhone Charger
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Gaga Walking the Runway is Terrifying
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Jessica Lowndes Hooking at Chateau Marmont
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Rita Ora’s Big Tits
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Bernie Sanders Street Cred
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Johnney Depp Doesn’t Smell Like a Hobo
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Toronto Zoo Pandas
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Geography Fail on Wheel of Fortune
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Renee Olstead’s Big Tits
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Caitlyn Jenner Can’t Find a Date
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Drunk Monkey in a Knife Fight
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Danica Patrick for LYFT
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So Many Amazing Hot Thigh Gaps
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Erin Heatherton – Bikini-less
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Girl on ALl Fours of the Day
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Naked Lingerie Cam Girl Babe
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Hidden Talent!
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Fat Chicks Fighting
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Big Tits in a GLUTEN Shirt
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Bag Girl in the Car
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Naked Girl Walking
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Hula Girl of the Day
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Nude Cello
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Huge Tit Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Feb

Rihanna’s Nipples for her New Song of the Day

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Yeah…

Who cares..

I know…

We’ve seen her nipples, the song is shit, girls everywhere celebrate her, people eveyrwhere celebrate her and her slutty exhibitionist money making ways…because that’s what pop music is…smut…

I guess this has more substance because there’s a white Jewish Canadian with girls shaking their asses in it for Toronto…

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2016

Feb

Kate Hudson Old Lady Nipples of the Day

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I Will never understand the appeal with Goldie Hawn’s daughter, especially since she’s become famous, because I remember reading an Architectural Digest in the 90s, because I was sophisticated back then and she was 18 and not famous yet, you know just in the early stages of riding her mom’s coattails to have a career and perpetuate the life her mom sucked so many dicks for….and I thought she was hot…I admit an 18 year old Kate Hudson in an era where we didn’t know better was hot…

But then she got pregnant and banged out everyone in LA, leading to some people like Owen Wilson attempting suicide…all while maintaining the same role in different movies…boring as fuck…even when her braless nipples on her flat mom chest are hard…but that’s probably because she’s old news..

But like Grandma always said…they are still hard nipples.

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2016

Feb

Taylor Swift’s Cameltoe of the DAy

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Pregnant Taylor Swift has a rocking cameltoe – which isn’t rocking in a good way, but more rocking in a Taylor Swift kid of rocking way…

Taylor swift is wearing tight and inappropriate pants – probably pantyless but you never know when you factor in the power of her pussy, not just because it is rich, but because the thing can eat it’s way through anything like that old knife infomercial – she cuts through concrete….so fabric isn’t a challenge for it at all…

I know I’ve said it before and it has been appropriated by all the copycats who steal obvious played out jokes…that her pussy is hungry because it is eating these pants, probably because it’s not full of dick the way it likes to be…Emptional eating but vaginal…

You know all her love songs aren’t about one guy that broke her but rather dick as a concept, so many dick, that involves as many dicks as possible …

Rumor is she’s 2-3 months pregnant…can anyone confirm or deny?

Here are some of her lyrics that were written about dick:

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2016

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Should Wear Pants of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is the worst but at least she’s lightened up since the world has seen her asshole in her nude selfies she released in her attempt to come across more interesting than the shell of a personality she has….I guess she’s taking her comedy with fat Amy the use whoever she can to get ahead and the brown guy Aziz she puts inside her even though he’s a pussy and may infact be a lesbian – those Indian bitches are hairy – but you know thick leg and ass cheek with a perv coat happened, it just probably shouldn’t. call me crazy but I like my highest paid celebs to have class and not look like a dumpy college girl rocking her freshman 15-25. This is just a bit too casual Hollywood, what happened to celebs never leaving their compounds on the film studio lot – go back to that since these too much room for me to hate her ass..partially because even I get better ass than this…but becasue I like celebrities who get paid top dollar – to look top dollar.

Sort it out Hollywood. You’re lazy with the no thigh gaps, but an ego that allows you to do whatever you want because “Do You Know Who I am”….I like the sex bruises….they are a nice touch…but still better in pants, even though perverts like us will like anything, and I guess in her defence, nothing she does will be as good as her nudes…no academy award can compare to nude tits intended for dudes to jerk off to her…

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2016

Feb

Charli XCX Wants You TO Notice Her of the Day

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Charli XCX wants you to notice her…which isn’t saying much since we live in this self involved world where everyone wants you to notice them. Everyone thinks they are famous and everyone acts entitled, but I guess Charli XCX is more higher level than they are because she has an album or was a guest on some song she worked her way into after signing with a label that will own 98 percent of her earnings if she ever wins, you know another one of these superstars who only makes 500k a year even if she sells 100 million, which can almost guarantee she doesn’t but I assume thinks will if she keeps on showing off the tits…

I don’t care for her, I’ve seen her at an even once and she was som chubby little midget thing, not for me, but maybe for you….probably for you…based on the her having a hole thing…

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2016

Feb

Ashley Benson Face of the Day

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I don’t know if this is Ashley Benson or Amanda Bynes…but I’ve already gone over this Ashley Benson Character and her new found face, so I don’t need to repeat myself, even though I always fucking repeat myself, something that people get mad at me about, but the truth is, the people in the pictures aren’t doing anything different in the pictures they were in last week, and my confusion as to why they are famous and where they came from, or that a shitty show they are on could make them so fucking famous, or that girl who is this famous has been historically 15 pounds too heavy, in an era where that’s marketable, but still lazy….and now her face…her face is aging in some weird fucking way…that could be surgery, or just genetics…because what is good at 18 often times is not good at 25….and by 40 is less womanly than Bruce Jenner…hormones and aging…it happens…

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2016

Feb

Kaley Cuoco’s Implants – A Retrospective of the Day

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I was going to call this Kaley Cuoco a love story….because it’s not really a retrospective since it was just one event for her fake tits, you know one outing….and it is more of a love story because she’s with Stan Lee, the nerd leader for her nerd fans….

Which makes the implants way more fun especially since she is recently divorced and you can now have her all you want (lol) and she has signed that 100 million dollar contract that will add to her already stupid amount of fucking money, because they pay her a stupid amount of fucking money, because she’s on the biggest show ever playing the hot girl to the nerds – and she’s not even hot….

I think she’s better now that she’s got fake tits…and has been getting fit after cheating on her husband but still…she’s nothing great…just don’t tell the nerds, because to them, she’s a beacon of hope as television is their religion and guiding light….and she’s with your god…Stan Lee

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2016

Feb

Rooney Mara and Cate Blanchett Sex of the Day

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There is some lesbian movie called Carol, where Rooney Mara and Cate Blanchett fuck. I like to call movies like this “the play for an Oscar”…because all things lesbian or gender fluid or tranny is very in. It’s the modern “retard” roll….I guess….only all girls are Lesbians, so it makes for great content, even though lesbians are the fucking worst always angry, never cool, and obsessed with dick…even the other day, a Lesbian was working a lesbian coffee shop I accidentally walked into and the lesbian drew a dick on the JAVA ART with the foam, making a comment like “I drew a dick, look it’s a dick”….in an “Oh my god I need dick” kind of way….Lesbians..

Either way here are some of the screenshots of the old granny on younger probably not as lesbian, or I guess it could work both ways, you lesbian recruits old lonely lady, or old lesbian manipulates young girl into lesbian sex, either way – lesbian sex.

Posted in:Cate Blanchett|Rooney Mara