I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2016

10

Mar

Rita Ora Has to Pee of the Day

Rita_Ora_Day_Red_Carpet_Arrivals_oRHDuqdkKUax

Knowing Rita Ora, she’s probably trying to convince us that it’s not pee but that it’s squirt….then why does it smell like coffee and asparagus salad you had for lunch….why , Rita Ora…you can’t fool me with your pornstar tricks you use to get your record career to the top…and what it really comes down to is…why isn’t she showing off her tits…WHY Rita Ora..Why?

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

10

Mar

Maria Sharapova Fitness Now That She Can’t Do Drugs of the DAy

I’ve actually had more than one conversation about Maria Sharapova and her use of performance enhancing drugs….

The story she gives the people in what I call a “Kim Kardashian Being the Victim of a Sex Tape She Signed Releases and Provided ID on”….

She makes 30 million dollars a year and is forced to play against that dude Serena Williams…the only way would be from some Russian drug that is not on the banned list, but that still is performance enhancing, and that the Russian doctors know is performance enhancing, hell their entire Track team is banned from Brazil Olympics…all of the athletes probably claiming “I thought those pills were for my sore throat or their vitamin d deficiency”….

She makes 30 million dollars a year and has a fucking team of the best experts there are, they just fucked up on getting it out of her system…

Claim “It was for a history of diabetes, like Angelina Jolie cutting off tits”….claim “it wasn’t banned until January of this year”….and claim “The pill I take is another name”…people will believe you…but I call bullshit, I call excuses, I call trying to cover your reputation and ass, and ass that isn’t bad…because no one wants to not make 30 million a year for such a dumb reason….

Someone in her group, probably her, knew…So now she’s finally training…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Maria Sharapova|SFW

2016

10

Mar

Em Rat Cow Naked of the Day…

EMRATA-NAKED

Emily Rat Cow is trying so fucking hard to maintain the celebrity that she has, and the reality is that people still follow her on social media, so that alone will carry her, make her money and get her jobs, because brands and companies like to advertise on people with followers…

That doesn’t mean she’s not a one Trick Trick…her Only Skill is Naked…her only talent…naked…and that is probably the most basic of human skills…meaning there’s very little depth to her, but who cares about her depth, when we’re more interested in her peaks….

She’s probably got one of the nicest sets of fake tits this side of Sahara Ray….

I’m just eager for her hollywood gigs to stop, so that she gets back to me on the pitches I’ve pitched her on like sex tapes and getting her pussy moulded for male masturbators…since the people would LOVE to fuck Em Rat Cow – but she acts too good for it…for now…all things come to an end…and she’s not going to be the exception to the rule…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

10

Mar

Sophie Simmons’ Weird Butt Shot of the Day

sophie (1)

Sophie Simmons is a fascinating fat girl…she’s only 23, so I guess this behavior makes sense and is in line with the behavior of other Los Angeles based rich kids who at one point in time were on their dad’s reality show.

The fact is that Gene Simmons is probably a billionaire by now, meaning her and her brother will inherit hundreds of millions of dollars…

Meaning, she doesn’t have to really work on anything she doesn’t want to work on, and in growing up in a household with a workaholic father who fucked models, it only makes sense that craving mail attention by doing semi nude shoots, when she’s not working out to prevent being that fat chick she naturally is or was back when she filled the void with food, instead of butt shots on social media….and the sad thing is that the only dudes really into it..are KISS fans…because I guess she’s from KISS sperm and that alone is all she will ever be…

I don’t know why LA kids do this and don’t realize just how fucking cheesy it is…but here she is trying to model instead of doing anything of value in her life…waste of time..considering she’s not even hot…but here’s her ass…because why not..

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Simmons

2016

10

Mar

Shitting By a School and Other Videos of the Day

Women Caught Shoplifting

Robber Uses Stun Gun in Taiwan

Woman Drives Through Building

Miracle of the Day

Kid Reacts to Giraffe Penis

Fleeing Suspects – have a Car Accident

Pickpocket Fail

Don’t Text and Cross Train Tracks

Shot Dude in Baltimore – What the Fuck

Erotic Dancers of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

10

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

mhd-12345

Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 25 in Facebook Jail

I am pretty sad that there’s only 5 more days left on my facebook ban…

It’s like vacation is coming to an end…

You know like that feeling after a good Spring Break week of being wasted and gangbanging chicks until a herpes outbreak only to know that you have to go back to class the following Monday…

That’s where I’m at right now, but the good news is that 19 year olds on snapchat are helping me through this sadness…using vibrators because they are exhibitionists but if they were actually in front of me…would be disgusted by my staring at them like a creep…possibly even calling the police on me…reminding us that In Real Life..has nothing on ON INTERNET…

Here are some morning links…

Hot Girls in Bed
CLICK HERE

Woman Pepper Sprays Teen
CLICK HERE

Amanda Seyfried is a Homewrecker
CLICK HERE

Some Serious Fame Whore in a G-String
CLICK HERE

Alec Baldwin’s Wife Makes Too Many Babies
CLICK HERE

Tiger Escape
CLICK HERE

A Terrifying Fame Whore
CLICK HERE

What the Most Expensive Steak Tastes Like
CLICK HERE

Jet Ski Jump Destroys Drone
CLICK HERE

Maria Sharapova’s Fitness on Beach
CLICK HERE

The History of the Waterbed
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

09

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

steplinks-march-1

Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 24.5 in Facebook Jail

I think the real loser in this Facebook jail is the fans…you know all of you who I inspire everyday with my wise and positive words designed to bring you up with kindness and insight as the screen you are staring at rots your fucking brain – which for the record has been scientifically proven – on Dr Oz – a show I am forced to hear about now that I don’t have Facebook chat to make my wife think I’m too busy to talk to….

I’ve reverted to sending annoying and harassing messages to my crazy militant feminist friend who loves me but think’s I’m the worst…

Those messages include: “What are you wearing?” which is the cliche opener than makes mer so angry…then I tell her that I can’t stop thinking about her vagina and that even though she doens’t fuck me because I have a penis, even a small penis, I can tell it so tight they feel like a vacuum….then I tell them I am jerking off and ask them to “invite me to come”…because with militant lesbians, it’s about being subtle…

That was advice because I have nothing to say now that I don’t use social media because I’ve been ousted from their attempt at a mindless UTOPIA…FIGHT THE OPPRESSOR….

Here are some stepLINKS

A Bunch of Regular Girls with Not so Regular Amazing Asses
CLICK HERE

Old Lady Dancing
CLICK HERE

Kahil Blundell for the UFC
CLICK HERE

Alicia Vikander Post-Oscar Win
CLICK HERE

Girl in a White Dress Gets Taken Out by a Wave
CLICK HERE

Melissa McCarthy Diabetes Supporter
CLICK HERE

The Director of The Matrix is Tranny Now
CLICK HERE

Cell Phone Footage of a Shooting…
CLICK HERE

Hilaria Baldwin – Pregnant Again
CLICK HERE

Frenchy Morgan in a Pink Bikini Monster
CLICK HERE

Lindsay Lohan is Funded by Rich Russian Named EGOR
CLICK HERE

The New Game of Thrones Trailer
CLICK HERE

Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling Get Their Fuck On
CLICK HERE

Maria Sharapova Tests Positive
CLICK HERE

Cleavage at The Bachelor
CLICK HERE

Maria Sharapova in Whole Foods Buying Illicit Performance Drugs…
CLICK HERE

Zac Efron’s Muscles…
CLICK HERE

Rita Ora Panty Flash
CLICK HERE

Pregnant Bar Refaeli….
CLICK HERE

Alexandra Daddario in Bikini Bottoms
CLICK HERE

Katt Williams Gets Arrested Again
CLICK HERE

Hockey Has Awesome Hair Again
CLICK HERE

Selena Gomez – Panty Flash in Paris
CLICK HERE

Rita Ora Topless
CLICK HERE

Ola Jordan Getting Tits Grabbed!
CLICK HERE

Emmy Rossum with Kitties
CLICK HERE

Abigail Ratchford is the Fucking Worst – Slutting for In and Out
CLICK HERE

Liz Hurley in a Red Dress
CLICK HERE

Maria Menounos Midriff
CLICK HERE

Emma Olson is A Boring Model..
CLICK HERE

Emma Watson is a Monster!
CLICK HERE

This is Why He’s Fat
CLICK HERE

Karlie Kloss in a Red Dress
CLICK HERE

Dude Spoofing Slam Poets – Since Slam Poets are Homos
CLICK HERE

Katy Perry Upper Thigh
CLICK HERE

Hot Girls in Bikinis
CLICK HERE

50 Cent Says ALl His Money is Fake
CLICK HERE

Josephine Skriver Lingerie
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
================

Random Tumblr Porn
CLICK HERE

Double Blowjob
CLICK HERE

Post Op Masturbation is a Scientific Research I Didn’t Want to Experience
CLICK HERE

Isabella Taylor’s fat Ass
CLICK HERE

Asian Stripper’s Pussy Trick with Beer
CLICK HERE

Kelly Madison’s Huge Tits
CLICK HERE

Denny’s Waiter Blowjob Doesn’t Bore Me
CLICK HERE

Slutty Blonde Strips…
CLICK HERE

Greek Slut!
CLICK HERE

Skinny Lesbians…
CLICK HERE

My Friend Kayden Kross’ Ass
CLICK HERE

So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:

INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

09

Mar

Gigi Hadid’s True Spoiled Brat Unappreciative Colors Shine Through of the Day

gigi-hadid-finger-cunt

Gigi Hadid is a rich kid who has a modeling career because she’s a rich kid. She’s so fucking spoiled that she whined her way into a publicist and getting work and with the right marketing moves and a decent enough look, while being at all the key events, she got picked up by lazy marketers who were like “oh people talk about her, let’s hire her”….

But the truth is she’s a vain, egotistical, narcissistic, high maintenance brat you’d expect her to be…and here she is having a tantrum with the paparazzi who she spent two years paying to take pics of her in the quest to be this famous thing she’s become…

I guess you can’t suppress you’re true fucking colors, but you can show the world by flipping us all off, because we are the fucking suckers who buy into her nonsense…that is toxic, sour, horrible, rich kid nonsense I could spot the first day she happened.

What a fucking cunt…

gigi-hadid-finger-cunt2

gigi-hadid-finger-cunt4

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

09

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Being Spanked in the Bahamas of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence Wearing a Bikini in The Bahamas on March 4003

I am still taking in these Jennifer Lawrence pictures of her in a bikini.

Not because she’s amazing in a bikini, but because she’s so fucking average, yet so fucking famous…in one of these deals with the devil that doesn’t really make sense to me, but I guess I’m not a Hollywood producer, or casting director…that found my golden ticket and put all my resources and connections into her….

She’s like one of those apps you find out is a billion dollar app because all these billionaire put money into it and marketed it…even though it’s a shitty fucking app…but the female award winning actor version…makes no sense..

But her nudes were pretty solid, let’s get more of those…

JENN

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2016

09

Mar

Olympic Nipple Thanks to McKayla Maroney of the Day

MCKAYLA_1

McKayla Maroney will always be an Olympic Gold Medal winner, but unlike other Olympic Gold medal winners, she won her Olympic gold and virtually told her overbearing gymnast stage parent mom who saw talent in her baby and exploited that shit…to fuck off….in a “there’s not much more I can do than an Olympic Gold in this sport”….so she’s retired…to let the other 14 year olds who excel in the sport take her place in the pants of many creepy Olympic watching dudes who jerk off to the US gymnast team…who you can see HERE

I think the highlight of McKayla Maroney has been her ability to be subtle cockteaser, playing innocent young girl, all with the knowledge dudes were jerking off to her, based on her instagram comments alone…you know with innocent bikini pics…

By the looks of it, she’s slowly morphing into a Kardashian…hard nipples and all..

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW