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2016

17

Feb

Mylene Klass in a White Bikini of the Day

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I remember the first time I experienced the white bikini in real life. I was at a pool and the girl in the white bikini didn’t realize that her full coinslot pussy was pretty much visible…and she just walked around in what seemed to be covered up…but her pussy was fully fucking visible…and I don’t know about you, but I know that I love seeing girls who would never fuck me pussy….it’s the best kind of pussy since girl who wants to fuck me pussy is just fucking too available…so now whenever I see a whilte bikini…I look at the pussy, even in pics of characters like this Mylene Klass, some millionaire mom oin her 50s from the UK, who is famous for being in a band you’ve never heard of…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mylene Klass|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Gigi Hadid’s Cat Suit of the Day

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It looks like GIGI showed up to an event in what could be a see through mesh outfit, all fetishy, beachy, High Fashion and when I put my nerd glasses on, I see nipple, or distinct discoloration of nipple, which is enough for some of you to get really excited about, because nipples are exciting, even though you can just google her and see her tits, probably as fake as everything about her, from her family life to her career, but that doesn’t matter because of the nipples and her willingness to say “look at me”…like a spoiled rich kid who likes being the center of attention after her dad pay for everyone to notice her for a few minutes…allowing her to live in delusion that she’s this hot, relevant, awesome and amazing talent, when really she’s just an instagram model, relevant because 15 million people follow her….that’s all it fucking takes…but if she keeps dressing like this…I’m totally fine with her behavior…I just hope I live to witness the collapse…but I’m getting old and unhealthy and this may all end for me – just not soon enough

Naughty outfit for such a wholesome strong moral and valued famewhore bottom feeder. I like her!

Here’s the rich, spoiled brat cunt that the world is buying into….pretending to be a real model…because it doesn’t take much to be a real model…

Here she is for Sports Illustrated Swim – Her Voice is the Fucking Worst, it sounds like she’s got a fucking dude in her throat…she sounds like a big retard which I guess isn’t poltically correct…in this world of no gender or retards….I like when her tits jiggle as she talks about how competitive she is to get the PERFECT shot. LOL. This girl really thinks what she does matters…jokes.

Here are some GIFs…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

17

Feb

LeAnn Rimes and Her Tight Tush Tuesday of the Day

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I didn’t know Tight Tush Tuesday or #TightTushTuesday was a thing…but I did know that LeAnn Rimes was an all around country singing stage parented talent sensation that Christians fucking loved….and then she got married, cheated on her marriage, split up another marriage, and got fake tits….probably did some reality TV, hasn’t released an album in forever and if she did it would still do great because Christians are loyal and forgiving, so they might as well should be terrible people and ask for forgiveness at the end of it all, since Jesus will forgive….

Well now she’s doing Tight Tush Tuesday….

This is on some Tara Reid level of…broken…yet perfect…..so don’t fix it.

Magical

Posted in:Leann Rimes|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Kendall Jenner VS Twinks of the Day

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I don’t get in arguments with people when they say that Kendall Jenner is hot. Sure she looks a bit too much like her dad and has a lot too much of her mom’s ability to be prostituted in any way she needs to be to get what she wants despite being rich as fuck, in efforts to get richer as fuck, because when you’re a vapid cunt, with no soul or substance – money is all that fucking matters, it is what gives you credibility, respect, adorning fans, and thus a following you can convert into more money with ad deals and spokemodeling shit, despite being a virtual no one…because you’re rich and all it takes in America to be someone is to be rich – Just ask Trump (the obnoxious real estate agent, not the politician).

That said, at least she’s no doing gutter fucking booty campaigns like her pig sisters, and she’s actually taken her inherent athleticism and coupled it with her inherent fame whoring and took on high fashion…as a model, despite not being model quality..pretty much shitting on the luxury market with her name and that in and of itself is pretty funny…

But I guess what it comes down to is why not Kendall, sure she looks like an untrained, despite being trained amateur doing her awkward poses she’s been practicing in front of the mirror – since modeling is all she ever wanted to do…and why would she do anymore than that, when the family is such superficial – garbage – business hustling trash…it’s not like some Eastern European pulled out of a dumpster looking for her dinner is any more capable – just hungrier….all it really depends on is who’s out there promoting and selling you and in her case…it’s the whole fucking world…she’s top of the list…and here she is for Calvin Klein taking on some twinks like she was her dad at the gay bathouse…bareback.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Britney Spears wants a Hot Nerd with a Big Penis of the Day

Britney Spears is looking for a hot nerd, who is also a really hot guy, with a real big penis.

I figure that I’d put this out there, but I am sure it’s more like dealing with a woman with dementia at the old folks home, so medicated, confused and all kinds of crazy that she doesn’t realize what the fuck she’s saying.

I am just hoping her next episode involves her stripping down and sticking things in her vagina and ass screaming bloody murder….

You know, she’s had one small scale episode before – we need more, with more mom pussy lip in it…

I think this is a preview of what that could be, but her team of handlers would never allow the actual fun, pervert Britney out, they need that money she makes them…and that’s the saddest thing of all in her Britney Spears story.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Kylie Jenner for Richard Kern in Wonderland of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is one of the most famous creatures, and I use that word gently, I’ve seen her in person and she’s more of a horror movie monster, with pounds of fleshy stapled to her face in the form of BOTOX…at 18 and this one is the one I hope falls into serious drug addiction and fails terribly. She’s the Michael Jackson of the family, the Gary Coleman, the child star who has such a distorted sense of reality because she doesn’t remember when they were modest Los Angeles county living multi millionaires thanks to LIFE cereal and her mom fucking and getting knocked up by OJ Simpson…and his legal team.

Either way, this shoot for Wonderland magazine is a pretty big deal because the pictures are by Richard Kern, who may not be a Helmut Newton or any other really celebrated photographer, but he is one of the original nude hipster photographers, probably in his 50s or 60s, who has never been accused of being a Terry with the girls, but who is still an old creep that hangs out with young girls and shoots them naked for a bunch of things, like his own pervert “art” books and Vice Magazine, with a feature called “Shot By Kern” that had both hot and disgusting girls, before Vice became part of MTV or FOX or whoever the fuck bought VICE turning it into the mainstream packaged as ALTERNATIVE shit it is….

Doesn’t matter, because we haven’t seen the pics yet, she may not even be naked but for those of you who know creepy photographers, you know that when all they want is a girl naked, it’s not about the art – but rather about them jerking off to the outtakes, and of course they act like it’s not, they want you to come back for more and tell your friends how professional the motherfucker is so he get more and more outtakes of naked 18-20 year olds, shooting them all fucking day….

I’ll post the pics when they happen.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Hailey Clauson for Zoey Grossman of the Day

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I feel like I’ve probably posted these Hailey Clauson pictures by Zoey Grossman because I follow Zoey Grossman on social media and I was on the front lines of my instagram feed – fighting the good fight – when Hailey Clauson the SI cover girl was making her comeback from doing something that should have blacklisted her…

Because she posed slutty at 16 with her dad on set, and Urban Outfitters published the slutty pics and created a whole controversy that I assume was staged, because if it wasn’t no one would ever work with the bitch again, and they do…..because she’s good in pics…I hear massive in person…

Either way, in that comeback she did LOVE and LEMONS and SHe shot with Terry and She showed Areola for Flaunt and She DID Agent Provocateur and GUESS? and she even did a photoshoot with YU TSAI from Sports Illustrated, I guess paving the way for her SI cover HERE …and TO SEE THE REST OF THE HER SPORTS ILLUSTRATED ISSUE CLICK HERE

Here are some more pics of HAILEY CLAUSON – because people like her…
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Straight Women TOuching Straight Women Vag for the First Time of the Day

The internet is a crazy place filled with stupid social experiments that I guess aren’t always that bad – but still annoy me – because they are fucking dumb even if I like, no, love vaginas and everything to do with vaginas…..

So this is some pervert girl letting straight girls touch her nasty manhandled vagina – and I hope she made them hand sanitize….

So this mechanical, zero sexy video where girls made the weirdest references like that she feels like summer,or a baed good, and it is all kinds of really fucking awkward….

Even though everyone knows that girls are all fucking lesbian vagina lovers….and girls all want to suck each other’s pussies…and based on my experiences girls can very easily not be turned on by having their pussies touched…if you got turned on by the actress her name is Tara Barry and THEIR FACEBOOK and I want the outtakes because I need proof vaginas were touched, this is too easy to fake

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

17

Feb

Brazil Beach Sex and Other Videos of the Day

Random Building Collapses

God Hated this Performance

Wife Didn’t Like her Husband on Valentine’s Day

The Old Mannequin Head Prank

Drunk Monkey on a Rampage

Woman Gives Birth and Abandon’s Baby inBathroom

Naked Girl Gets Arrested!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

17

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 4 in Facebook Jail

It’s been 4 days since my facebook ban. Not one person has messaged or emailed me to see if I am ok. To see if I am dead. To see if I am stuck in the fucking well of a tree after a day of mountaineering. Nothing.

No one has issued a search party, missing persons report, nothing.

I feel like Anne Franck, locked in exile, only the Nazis aren’t coming, no one is coming, because no one even noticed I am gone and they don’t visit the site to check in. Their heads are up their own asses as they sit their figuring out how to word a status based on how offended they were at the grocery store or whatever.

I feel so alone but realize that it is Facebook’s illusion of superficial companionship and conversation that has made my real life relationships cease to exist.

I also feel that real life relationships are far more exciting and interesting…when I don’t know every annoying piece of garbage soundbite that enters a person’s head over the last few years.

It’s like people aren’t so bad when it’s a “Hello, do you want fries with that”….or a “Hello, how are you today”….

Facebook prison…is the most beautiful place in the world…

Here are some morning Links…in the morning…

Hot Asses – Do the Shelfie
CLICK HERE

Paul McCartney Couldn’t Get Into Tyga’s Grammy Party….Yes..
CLICK HERE

Dog Sled Cat
CLICK HERE

Halle Barry Tits for Oscar…
CLICK HERE

Bruce Jenner Looks Delicate
CLICK HERE

Bella Thorne Bikini!
CLICK HERE

Girls in Bed
CLICK HERE

Oiled Up Tennis Stars
CLICK HERE

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