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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 3.5 in Facebook Jail.

Not checking into my FACEBOOK has proven to be enlightening. Not only have I been able to focus on my hobbies like hard drinking, quilting, and baking Vegan sugar free treats, but I’ve also not been distracted by repetitive whining content from people posting status updates….about the same shit….annoying me without even realizing it.

Being banned from FACEBOOK has given me a silo, that may be lonely to some, but that has zero personal opinions of people I don’t give a fuck about…and it’s totally fucking refreshing.

I may never go back to that cycle of nonsense, brain washing, manipulating me with targeted ads and content.

I wonder if the world will follow…and Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tug on Clothes
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Slut of the Day
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Samathana Hoopes Ass Cheeks in Winter
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Kardashians’ Tits…are Terrifying…
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Jessica ALba Bra of the Day
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Game of Thrones Tits in a Red Dress
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Dog Cat
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Father Saves Son from Near Death Experience
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Mariah Carey -> PORN -> But Not really
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Ciara Grammy’s Tit
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Japan’s Ice Village
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Thief Gets Caught
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Lookin’ Good Moscow!
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Rihanna Boycots the Grammys
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Fan Girls of the Day
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Girl Falls Throat Fuck Taste Test…
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Fat Adele
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Mariah Carey’s Contrived Billionaire Kiss
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Ava Sambora’s in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift Targets Kanye West in her Grammy Speech….
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Megan Fox Leggings!
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Kim Kardashian VS Spandex
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Katy Perry and Taylor Swift Hate Each Other
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Chloe Grace Isn’t Hot
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Rihanna See Through
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Hannah Ferguson’s Hot for SI Swim
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Gigi Hadid Braless
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Miranda Kerr is Not Pregnant
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Alec Baldwin VS TMZ
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Hypnosis Fail
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Frida Aasen in Lingerie
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Yenitza Munoz is a Whore in the Ocean
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Johnny Depp – Playing Guitar…
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Big Tits Playing Pool Topless
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Huge Tit Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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We All Need the D – Ad of the Day
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Hot Redhead
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10 Wtf Momentz
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Dude in a Bikini…
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Amteur Party
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Are These Bruce Jenner TIts!!
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2016

Feb

Hailee Steinfeld’s Possible Nipple of the Day

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Hailiee Steinfeld was jailbait once, and now she’s showing nipple, nipple that not at all exciting, at least not to me…I find her big…boring…but I guess I feel that way about everyone so that’s not entirely fair to her.

It’s like if a motherfucker is a homo and hates all pussy, it doesn’t make the pussy all bad, not that I’m a homo, but every dude who comes to this site thinks I must be one, because why would anyone care about posting this bullshit who is straight, unless they are into these bitches, and why would any straight guy not think all nipples are wonderful…but the truth is, the nipple isn’t the issue, it’s the cunt it’s attached to, and not the cunt I’d obviously eat, but the cunt as a whole, the personal brand, the Hailiee Steinfeld…from the movies…with money and celebrity – but why…she’s not all great…

I guess what I’m saying is I have fucking standards in the smut being shoved down our throat and the people the kids of tomorrow are looking up to thanks to shitty Pitch Perfect movies…and her song about masturbating that she didn’t even write…

It’s like stop giving these talentless, overrated girls love…but I can’t cuz hating on them is how I make my dot com billions – internet money. Go fuck yourself…

SHOUT OUT TO FAHD FOR SENDING IT IN….HE’S GOT A GOOD EYE FOR THE TIT…..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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TO SEE EVERYTHING GRAMMY – BECAUSE I HATE THE GRAMMYS AND I DON’T WANT TO WRITE MORE ABOUT THE GRAMMYS
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2016

Feb

Ashely Graham See Through of the Day

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Ashley Graham is the fat girl that SI is using to appear politically correct in an era of social justice warriors who have groups and pages on Facebook and who can collectively target, boycott, ban and write worded emails to the advertisers and the execs at the magazines, basically annoying the fuck out of everyone…

So just throw a fat pig of a bitch who represents zero Athletic, unless you think failing at a pilates class once, or walking on the treadmill to justify pigging out on cake is a fitness.

And everyone will be ok with the 1000s of pics of hot bodied whores half naked inside the magazine…clever fucks…and while they’re at it, just make sure there’s at least one nipple shot of the pig, so you know she’s not as sloppy a cow as you’d think and that she actually has perkier, full, rounded big tits…like a fat girl…but not like a sloppy fat girl…

Maybe she is everything you ever wanted and not just for black and hispanic men who love this big girl shit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE

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2016

Feb

Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Some dude who attacked me on Twitter, claiming to never read the site because I am apparently the whiniest bitch of the internet since I write my content for girls and not for bros, which means I say things like “Holy shit, this girl is a narcissistic cunt, every fucking day is an excuse to post a slutty pic that can be positioned as not being slutty, so that her dude fans who think she’s hot can get a little fucking cock tease, like she was a non-nude model from early internet…never showing nipple but charging 30 dollars a month to motherfuckers who though maybe one day she would”….

Or what really upset him was that I call her a 40 year old pretending to be a recently turned 18 year old, because I know 18 year olds and they don’t have bodies like this, and I know 18 year olds who do have bodies and they never have to go to the fucking gym, and with modern botox you can pull off 18 at 40 with enough lying and no real reference point for us to catch that lie, so like I said yesterday, it’d be a great movie by the girl from Pitch Perfect starring Amy Schumer and Jennifer Aniston or Cameron Diaz because that’s what makes hit movies…

Elevator Pitch, Stage Mom with Hipster Kids who Don’t Want to be Mainstream successes, Decides to go to an Audition she set up at Disney for her kids, pretending to be her kid, only she gets the part and is now forced with building her celebrity as an 18 year old and not get caught…bitch needs to STAGE PARENT HER GODDAMN SELF.

Brilliant. Get me two fucking RAZZIES..

TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF THIS MOM IN A BIKINI
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2016

Feb

stepGIRLS Like their Drinking of the Day

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I like to drink…and I like most people around me to like to drink. I once knew a guy who never drank, because he liked the idea of being under control, I guess because he was so fucking uptight he feared what he would do out of control, in what was a very uncomfortable time going out with him as his judgmental eyes stared at me creepily while I had all the fun…you know some American Psycho shit…all weird, awkward, freaky…even psychotic from never having a good time, or getting laid…since sex and booze are best friends, unless you’re a feminist leader in this RAPE CULTURE movement…where you’d tell a different story…rape is bad.

So unless you’ve been arrested for being drunk, or you’ve really ruined your life and almost died because of being drunk, you have no right to not get drunk…

Win hen I came across this RUM BLENDER concept of blending your own RUM…customized booze is far better than the swill I would drink when I couldn’t afford to drink anything but swill…Luxury…you mean there’s actual choice in alcohol beyond “anything cheap that won’t make me go blind…”…

Either way, I was so blown away that I had gift my friend in Australia with a bottle…Australia has hot girls…who like to drink…and I guess he gifted me with these pics of some back in the sand with the gift…yes I buy people gifts….when they bring me gifts via stepGIRLS in bathing suits looking good…

Girl, Booze, Beach, Bathing Suit, Tits, Body, Sand….just don’t drink and swim motherfuckers, drowning while drunk is a fail…

GET YOUR RUM BLENDER
BLEND YOUR RUM BLENDER
LIVE YOUR RUM BLENDER
CHECK IT OUT

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2016

Feb

Jessica Simpson Bikini Tits of the Day

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I guess Jessica Simpson is feeling sexy, because she’s posing like some instagram whore who also works as a stripper since being a cam girl is too risky for her personal brand you know seeing as people can record webcam shows and all that…all rocking some daisy dukes shirts and a bikini bra for her big old mom tits, looking far less fat than she was at her fattest and far older than she was at her hottest, but still Jessica Simpson in a bikini top….

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2016

Feb

Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Instagram Like a Whore of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski was ignored by Sports Illustrated swimsuit because I am sure there was a scheduling issue, or maybe, just maybe they realize she’s old news, uninteresting overrated garbage who they don’t even want to bother using to promote their brand, and who they’d rather use some no name, because this one is played out…

But that doesn’t stop her from getting naked on the internet like a low level cam girl that she was supposed to be…

Things just got confusing along the way, and she ended up in 2-3 Hollywood movies thanks to her vagina…

Forcing her back to the drawing board of naked on the internet, like an exhibitionist and narcissist that she is, only more like the flasher in the park…sure you it’s boring, it’s some put some pants on and do something and/or film yourself get fucked for VIVID, but this being naked is just anti-climatic, going no where and a sad sad cry for attention, not that her sex is any better, she looks like the worst fuck EVER.

She’s garbage, she’s the rat cow, she’s on the outs. See you later cunt.

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2016

Feb

Charlotte McKinney Ass Flash of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney known for her tits, and I use the word “known” pretty fucking lightly, since she’s a virtual nobody who got on TV like she was a somebody, because I guess she met the right guy with the right connections at some Florida club one night, who probably promised to get her on TV, hoping to get laid, and she called him out on it…forcing him to figure out a way to market her as more than tits that at the time were barely known on instagram..

She’s got the face of a Florida Hooters girl who has seen one too many bad sun burns, she’s got a good enough body, and tits in America still get you work, but like a comedic actress, without being a comedic actress, she wants you to see she’s got more diverse range than just her one trick tits…she’s also got an ass.

Fascinating…

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2016

Feb

Lottie Moss Model Nipples in a Sheer Bra of the Day

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Charlotte Moss goes by the name Lottie. She’s Kate Moss’ 18 year old half sister, they share a father. She’s following in her big sister’s lead by delving into the modeling world because she can.

It’ll probably impossible to experience as much success as her sister, who is now in her 40s, but still amazing…her sister’s legacy and relevance based on the men she’s fucked is alone impossible to emulate even for a high class hooker in Hollywood….I mean you don’t even have to look at Kate Moss’ fashion modeling work to realize she’s solidified her place in the world…but you can look at her tits in countless pics since she’s been freeing the nipple since day fucking one…

That said, getting modeling work based on a name alone would probably upset most self respecting people, but when you’re living in the instagram era of being relevant, getting photo content produced, building a following, it works out great for an excuse for all your self indulgence….in this vapid, expense, rich kids of the internet world we live in…

Well, she’s not holding back too much, she’s already posting pics of her nipples in see through bras, something that would get my snapchat banned, but that snapchat embraces because she’s Kate Moss’ sister…the next generation of fashionable and beautiful trainwrecks…

I call this – OFF TO A GOOD START!

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2016

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Tits Creates a Charity of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is giving a gift of 2,000,000 tax deductible dollars to the Children’s Heart Foundation because despite being a puppet of the media with no soul, she’s into kids with no hearts….or with broken hearts…because she probably found some recipe or spell that needed Children’s hearts and this was the only way to get it!

I don’t care if the idea is vain, the amount of money that will actually get to the kids will be closer to 20,000 dollars…

I read the WYCLEF AMA on REDDIT yesterday…and saw how to master a fake charity through clever accouunting tactics…

I do care that she’s showing her tits, tits that brown dude AZIZ who is overrated pussy comedy but successful because immigrants like him..

I guess what I’m saying is that I prefer when celebs spend their money on cocaine and hookers, because I like when people acknowledge the vapid, self absorbed cunts they are…this “do good” because it is “good press” no matter what money is involved irritates me…but then again anything that she does that doesn’t involve self shot nudes annoys me too…

I mean – why the fuck is she so fucking famous and in everything – some deals with the devil were made -maybe that’s why she wants to buy all the Kentucky based baby hearts….because in a world filled with equally “talented” actors she just doesn’t make any fucking sense…I don’t trust her….

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