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2016

04

Feb

Kate Hudson’s Showing Off Her Fuck Moves of the Day

Here is an old as fuck Kate Hudson showing off her moves an flexibility that she spends a lot of time working on – and that she’s a pro with – because she’s got nothing better to do with herself..as days are long when you don’t have an actual job…

These are the moves that make me ask “how good does that bitch have to be in bed to make a dude who can fuck anything want to kill himself when she leaves, especially after knowing how she’s fucked everyone, or how she has a kid, and is just some broken rich kid you should just bang out and move on with your life….”

They also remind me of all the dudes she’s had inside her well rounded ass…

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2016

04

Feb

Random Models in Some Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know who any of these models are:

Caile Noble, Elie Maalouf, Marie Claire France, Melina Gesto, Michael Hemy, Sebastien Cambos

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I am assuming it’s for the latest issue of some fashion magazine that makes millions of dollars a year being pretentious as fuck about nothing very important…hiring a bunch of staff and interns who are also pretentious as fuck but not very important…only they walk around an think that they are…it’s fashion baby…

I am only posting it for the nipple…

Posted in:Fashion|SFW

2016

04

Feb

Models for W Magazine of the Day

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This is a W Magazine spread with models..and Gigi Hadid…

The models include:

Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge, Cameron Russell, Maria Borges, Julia Hafstorm, & Alisa Ahmann and Gigi Hadid….who would be a model if she could and I guess since her mom was a model she pulled some strings and bought her modeling career and she gets more work and makes more money than a model, and already has more money than any model…and that’s what matters…she’s the star of this shoot – yet the least qualified…how’s that make sense…

Posted in:Fashion|SFW

2016

04

Feb

Jessica Biel’s Mom Tits of the Day

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There is nothing less sexy about a new mom…or a pregnant mom…or really any mom at at level of being a mom because she’s a mom and you know babies have crawled out of that pussy….

This is a reminder of that…

It’s also a reminder that transgendered can fake pregnancies…I’ve seen her broad back…

It’s also a reminder of bitch failing at the whole free the nipple thing..

Posted in:Jessica Biel|SFW

2016

04

Feb

Drew Barrymore Firestarter of the Day

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Drew Barrymore is on fire….at least for a photoshoot and not in real life…even though it’d be interesting if it was in real life…like those liveleak videos of homeless people catching themselves on fire to prove whatever random psychotic point they are trying to prove..it would make her more exciting than anything she’s ever really done…even through her bad rebel years…the crying for attention rich kid born into Hollywood royalty, who wasn’t quite a Kardashian but would have been if social media existed back then..

I’ve never found her hot, not even cute, even when she was naked….so seeing her on fire is a zero in fun….but I’ll post it anyway….

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2016

04

Feb

Shanina Shaik for Ocean Drive of the Day

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Shanina rhymes with vagina…at least the way I am pronouncing it…which is what matters because I am a self involved anti social who doesn’t talk to anything but the voices in my head….

She’s in Ocean Drive magazine where she defends Kendall and Gigi as VS models, even though the rest of the world know it’s a joke that it was paid for because rich kids can get anything they want for their birthdays…and/or life…

She’s also been fucked by Tyson Bedford the black male model lots of women wanted to fuck in the 90s…now she’s engaged to someone named DJ Rukus….because DJs are the new rockstars who fuck averagely famous Australian models…

I feel like I posted this before…

Posted in:SFW|Shanina Shaik

2016

04

Feb

Dylan Penn Topless in Rio of the Day

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Dylan Penn may be an average looking, but celebrated, spoiled connected rich kid with a trust fund and all the connections in the world thanks to her dad being Sean Penn….and her mom being Robin Wright…

But she’s got huge tits and she’s pulling them out for the paparazzi while getting some lotion applied to her…and that makes her awesome…more credible, less of a scam riding a name, and more a set of tits, because free the nipple or some shit…

It’s funny how I can despise a girl who is celebrated because of where she’s born, I like more of a struggle, but now that she’s topless, I feel like I should be campaigning for her, saying “she doesn’t need to be a fame whore, she’s just famous by association and is making the best of it, by showing her tits”…

I like how easily tits make me spin my distaste for the general vibe of modelling and acting being a product of these narcissistic people breeding and wanting fame for their offspring….to feed their narcissism…

And people care because they are brainwashed to care about the celebrity, and thus their spoiled brats, raised by these monster self involved rich cunts and a team of nannies… because people have nothing better to do that obsess over these idiots and their idiots…to distract from their shit lives…but when tits happen…it makes it all ok…

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2016

04

Feb

Charlotte McKinney’s In GQ Mexico of the Day

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Hooter’s Girl who Never Was…because she has a tax evading Bahamas based father who raised her in Florida…and gave her bigger trashy girl dreams than working at Hooters…like being a model, or being on TV, and I guess it worked out for her…even though she has the face of a cocktail waitress and not a model or celebrity…but she does have tits, and she is proof that all it takes is tits, to get ahead…as long as you hang out in the right places, with the right connected rich dudes, who feel like the world should share your tits…

You see Charlotte McKinney not a star despite being on Dancing With the Stars…she’s done under 10 campaigns…..before being on TV, in fact I think she did one Superbowl ad…and has since fizzled out but as long as the tits aren’t deflated….she’ll get work…like this cultural appropriation in a shitty photoshoot for GQ Mexico…as America GQ is too busy for such last weeks kitchen garbage and are onto the next famewhore navigating social media like a champ with her tits…trash..

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

04

Feb

Maryna Linchuk in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if I’m bad at the internet or if Maryna Linchuk has blocked me on social media…mainly instagram…and that hurts my feelings…not that I have feelings…but if I did I’d be so broken up about this model I’ll never meet not wanting me to have access to her instagram to judge her…

Maybe she’s overly sensitive, but she’s Eastern Europe and you’d think she’d have no soul and a thick skin….maybe even an abused existence of men beating her into the sex trade only instead of the sex trade…she ended up making it as a model, even becoming some kind of Victoria’s Secret model….which means she gets naked but you can only buy her if you’re a billionaire…and us commoners won’t be seeing her peeing on webcam for 4.99 a minute…

Maybe I’ve made fun of her and hit a soft spot, maybe joking about being raped or maybe I made fun of one of her friends…or some other insensitive thing that I do…because people are clearly too fucking sensitive…

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Posted in:Maryna Linchuk|SFW

2016

04

Feb

Ariel Winter Back to her Fat Self of the Day

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Ariel Winter got her hair and make-up done for her 18th birthday the other day…and then she went to the SAG awards rocking a dress that showed off her tit scar, something she claimed to have done on purpose because why be shamed by the gnarly battle wounds of trying to make yourself seem thinner reducing the weird hormonal freak tits….and she looked ok…

She was in some candids earlier in the week and looked too dumpy and fat to be 18, with a rugged looking face, and the fact that she had a fan base was strictly due to her tits, as perverts who watch sitcoms like teenage girls that are portly and busty, because they remind them of their loser high school life where only the fat girl would give them attention and only the fat girl had that tits…

Either way, she knows she’s not that hot…that’s why she’s hiding her emotionally eating face..

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