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2016

04

Feb

Cindy Crawford’s Tween Socialite Daughter Does a Campaign of the Day

Cindy Crawford and the heir to Gerber Baby empire, restaurant and bar owner, model fucker, LA scenester, and billionaire…something models love t, so much that they marry and make babies with, have a kid, who is 14 named Kaia Gerber, who is 14 years old…and who they think is old enough to be modeling, even though putting out content or photoshoots is pretty much sexualizing their kid, and is as creepy as that child beauty pageant shit….and I blame the parents.

The fact is that she’s rich as fuck, she’s got a trust fund, and she’ll look the fucking same when she’s 18, yet her mom thinks it is a good idea to put her into marketing campaigns for random brands, like a prositute, because I guess her mom was out doing coke off cocks in VIP rooms at 15….back in the 90s that was normal…and I guess it is now also…because mom’s not working too much and needs a project to keep occupied with…and daughter, like all girls need that Instagram whore followers to feel validated…

Weird…

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2016

04

Feb

Kendall Jenner’s in a Campaign of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is a pile of shit that dripped down Kris Kardashian’s leg and that for some reason that I call being on TV made the general public find her interesting…

She’s the equivalent of some weird pervert finding a used tampon in a dumpster and bringing it home with him to make love to and worship, you know saving it in the jar with the other used tampons he found, because he’s into used tampons…only on a mainstream scale….and I guess more human than a bloody tampon, even though she’s got less substance than a used tampon.

It blows my mind that all it takes is being some social media followed sister of a porn chick to book every single campaign ever…since brands want social media and using her as a model is like advertising in a magazine, it’s less about her, and more about getting published across her network of people who talk about her…

So she moves products, she gets people followers, she’s making a lot of fucking money because of it….and it really just required a good calculated stage mom…a team of 100 people, some of the best in the industry, a family of 20 all pushing for the same goal, and a TV show to make it happen.

All this to say, she’s not hot.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

04

Feb

Victoria’s Secret for Superbowl Promo of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret is like a thirsty instagram model, only instead it is a billion dollar brand, with million dollar models, but everything they do is so low hanging fruit, but the world buys into the shit..

So it only makes sense that they’d jump on any trending topic like they were Buzzfeed, or whatever the fuck else is out there that jumps on anything “relevant” and produces ontent around that, so sites like this piece of shit I call home, post it…

I guess it’s a good strategy…but I prefer their models half naked…seeing girls dressed in football gear and liking it is pretty fucking homo, like my friend who would only fuck girls in men’s underwear…which I also found weird….homos with sexual fetishes everywhere….

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2016

04

Feb

Ghetto Chick with a Baseball Back and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Man Died Fucking Hooker – Gets Transported by Medics – Still Inside Hooker

Robber Gets Shocked!

Bear in the City Gets Shot with a Sedative

Insane Work Accident – Looks Like

Asshole Kids Fuckign with an Old Guy

Crazy Car Accident of the Day

Dude Stabbing Chest and Flinches when he Gets his Finger

Young Robber Getting Beat Up – Before Being Shot and Left for Dead…Brazil..

Bourne Movie Filmed on the Vegas Strip…

Genius and His Elevator

Group Dance in Spain…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

04

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Telling a girl you meet in a bar that you want to listen to how wet her pussy gets…hoping it sounds like an old rubber boot in mud…probably won’t ever get you the chance to listen to how wet her pussy gets…especially if she’s overweight and thus over sensitive thinking you’re mocking her…even though you really just want to hear a pussy that sounds like a rubber boot stuck in the mud….

Honesty…never works out…

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A Bunch of Random Girls in a Bikini – Yes One Bikini – Yes….
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Dancing Girl Causes a Pile-Up
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Some Chick in Random Blue Bikinis….or is it a Random Chick in a Bikini…
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Willem Dafoe as Marilyn Monroe is Weird
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Old Men Fail on a SeeSaw
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Brad Pitt in Weird Jogging Shorts is Weird…
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Vin Disel Won’t Die
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Punk Kid Turns Soft…
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Gigi Hadid Underboobs
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Red Bull F1 Car VS Rugby Team
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This Could be Your Girlfriend
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Terrifying On Flight Explosion in Somalia Captured on Video
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Girls at the GYm…Beasts…
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2016

03

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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You people are all so useless, but why am I reading your statuses and every thought that enters your boring mind….

It’s this blackhole of internet distraction – sucking me into your nonsense….but luckily…I take time out to make girls love me:

I also told a feminist friend of mine that she shouldn’t worry about rape culture because she’s not the kind of girl anyone would want to rape…and she took offense…so I said…”so you want to be the kind of girl who gets raped”….and she got confused…

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So Much Crazy Booty
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Nick Jonas Moved From Kate Hudson to Lily Collins – AIDS for Everyone….
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Christie Brinkley’s Flashback Bikini Pics
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Helen Mirren is Wasted
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Fast and Furious – 8,9,10,11 Revealed
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If Movies Ended When Someone Says Title….
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There’s a Movie Called Millennials
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Kim K and Hilary Clinton…
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Shark Eats Other Shark
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Gotta Take a Shit
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Pascal Craymer White Panties
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Overrated Actress of the Day
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Gangstas bring Guns to McDonalds Drive Thru…
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Kate Winslet is all For Leo
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Angelina Jolie Hates Selena Gomez
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The Guy in Oasis Hates Adele!!
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Naomi Watt’s House…is Too Nice
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People Share their Run-Ins with the Coppers
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Daisy Lowe – See Through
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Some Dude’s Weird Revenge on his Cheating Ex
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Snowball Machine Gun
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ALpha Shoulder Exercises
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49 Epic Super Bowl Food Displays for Superbowl 50
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Kate Beckinsale Out Shopping
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Madonna Thinks Guy Ritchie is Brainwashing their Son….
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Hot Instagram Girl of the Day….
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10 Little known Nazi Doctors…
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Super Bowl Party Hacks You’re Going to Want to Know About
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Penelope Cruz at a Zoolander Premiere
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Blonde Strips and Masturbate
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Some Tinashe Chick Boring in Some Shoot
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18 Gifs with Unexpected Endings
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Insane People Who Sold Their Bodies for Super Bowl Tickets
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Dakota Johnson Boring for Some Shoot
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Shanina Shaik – Behind the Scenes
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Top 10 Closing SHots of All Time
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Slut of the Day
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Skier Takes a Wrong Turn…
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Natasha Henstridge Tits…
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John Travolta for OJ Simpson….
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Teen Mom Jenelle in a Bikini
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Girls into Sports!
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Lesbian Lunch
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Big Booty Brazilian Booty…
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Emma is a Slut….
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1 Guy 1 Mousetrap…..
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Big Tits – Big Amazing Tits…
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Drunk Girl Peeing in a Tent….
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Toothbrush Sex….
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Sammt Braddy Big Tits…
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Stick Fight….
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

03

Feb

Kate Upton’s Humping the Air of the Day

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This is pretty disturbing….I mean when you think of Kate Upton as the pig with sloppy tits that she turned herself into…before being mocked by everyone enough that she looked in the mirror and said “I guess my tits aren’t enough for these bastards, I better use my millions to get toned”…

I like to think this is a win for Body Shamers everywhere, and for Kate Upton, because she’s got the audience, she might as well be hot as fuck for them, and embracing her body for the obesity and broad back she was in unacceptable…so let’s just let her hump it out…hump it out…hump it out…

I guess this isn’t as funny as Rihanna only selling 460 copies of her album no one knew she released…which seems like a set up….or a lie…or intentional…obviously…this is Rihanna…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2016

03

Feb

Chloe Moretz at the Pool with a White Guy of the Day

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When looking at Chloe Moretz in her bikini photohsoot with herself on vacation in Mexico, where she’s integrated some white guy to distract from the recent gossip that she was fucking Chance the Rapper…I am forced to wonder one very important thing about her 18 year old existence and that is…what is the biggest thing besides a dick that she’s put inside her vagina…since turning 18, obviously…perverts….

She’s boring, I wonder what shade her asshole is…

That’s all for now…stay tuned more insight from me…

Posted in:Chloe Moretz|SFW

2016

03

Feb

Alba’s Mouth for the Necrophiliac Rape Fetishists of the Day

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If you focus on the first 5 seconds of this video, you can imagine that Jessica Alba is dead, we call it DEADFACE – which is conveniently the only way you’ll every get your dick close to her and the chances of you working the morgue her corpse will be at is slim to none…so take it in necrophiliacs, this marketing puppet and her dead face, half open mouth is all you need for what I assume is one of your more normal fantasies in your life filled with weirdness…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

03

Feb

Fat Shannon Doherty Ass for Old Times of the Day

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Shannon Doherty is old as fuck. I guess she didn’t get the Botox memo that all the other celebrities get into at the age of 18….Maybe it’s because she doesn’t work anymore…it was 90210 in the 90s and that’s pretty much it, throw in the towel, live off the land, go back to her roots….of before she was a super famous bitch on a super famous show…we call that irrelevance…aged irrelevance…but I’ll still loook at her ass in leggings because aged irrelevance is my porn…

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Posted in:SFW|Shannon Doherty