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2016

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been sexting since it was called CYBERING…

I used to pretend to be a girl and sext dudes, like a creep who found comedy in making dudes jerk off to me pretending to be a 14 year old girl who takes them to garden shed where I make them fuck me with a screwdriver like they were my dad…until telling them I was a dude…in an era where anonymous on the internet was more important than fame on the internet. Pretty gay right…

Today, I was sexting a girl…and she started it off “going to the bathroom to wash my hands first”…bringing hygiene on the “changing my tampon” level of hotness to an otherwise romantic time. I mean I guess I like an anal retentive girl who won’t touch her pussy without washing her hand first. Meticulous…even creepy…like a horror movie..with a vagina. I’m a fan..

All this to say…It’s the first day of Black History Month. What are you doing for the first day of Black History Month….

HEre are some stepLINKS

Thigh Gaps
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Brad Cooper and Irina Shayk are Over – Cuz of His Russian Hating Mom…
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Kristen Bell and Dax redo Toto’s Africa….and it’s Absurd as fuck…
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Dude Gives Interview After Being Shot…
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SAG Awards are Super Black
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Braless Beauty of the Day
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Dakota Fanning and Leslie Mann Seduce a Reporter
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Instagram Model Blac Chyna has an Intense Ass
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Hilary Duff’s Fat Thighs in Tights
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Madison Beer Tits in a White Tank…
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Two Pussies Pull a Gun on a Biker
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Natalie Portman in a Red Blazer
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Daisy Lowe in a See Through PVC Shirt Rocking Pasties
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Coolest Transformer – Ever
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Nicole Trunfio in Shorts
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Some Chick Named Nausicaa in a Bikini
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Look! Cute Girls!
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Samara Weaving is Hot
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Woman Sets Fire to a Man’s Hair
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Black People Still Win Awards
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Nausicaa Green in a Bikini
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Some Whore in a Purple Dress
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Azealia Banks Won’t Be Charged for Beating
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Rednecks Pull Gun on Motorcycles
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Christie Brinkley Fat Ass
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Carol Burnett Wears Slippers
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Thermal Cam Shows Where You Lose Heat in the Cold
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Chloe Grace in Glasses
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Deer Runs Through House – Stages a Murder Scene
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Charli XCX Performing
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Fog Pile Up
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Crazy Woman Chases Down Miami Cop
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Rita Ora Topless in LUI
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Chloe Madeley Ass in Jeans
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Weirdest Tit Slip Ever
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More of the Whore
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When the Camera Goes Off at the Exact Right Time
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Kid Snowboarding with a Drone
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Beyonce – Cultural Appropriation
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Huge Tits…
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The Skinning of a Sex Doll
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Random Tumblr Porn
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Hot Girl Masturbating!
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Busty Whore on the Beach
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More Big Tits
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Gangstas and a Gun
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Slutty Granny Dance
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Overly Racy ABC Ad
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Blonde Slut Masturbates
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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Fingering a Girl at McDonalds
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2016

Feb

Kaley Cuoco’s Panties of the Day

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Fit as fuck Kaley Cuoco flashed her white panties….

She must be pushing 40. She’s a recently divorced crazy person who is making over 100 million dollars the next 3 years, which is absurd, but I guess TV and celebrity still pays…and you don’t have to be that good….or even that pretty…you just have to be in the right place…know the right people…and fake tits..fake tits help..

She’s been looking more fit than usual, like most divorcees…after being divorced they get fit – and it’s as magical as a mom aged woman with millions flashing her panties..

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2016

Feb

Hayden Panettiere Tits of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere showed off her fat tits….or fake tits…that balanced out her big fucking back that I guess her massive 7 foot tall boyfriend wanted because he was tired of feeling like he was fucking a weird little midget…even though her 4 foot tall midget sex was clearly his fetish, he kept going back for more, probably cuz it made his dick look so big…who knows..why am I talking about dicks…what a homo…

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2016

Feb

Sports Illustrated Keep Milking Ronda Rousey of the Day

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The rumor is that Ronda Rousey is going to be on the Cover of SI Swim, which makes total fucking sense to me, seeing as she’s a fucking Athlete, in sports…and as much as you’d rather see a bikini model in a bikini for a Sports magazine, like it was some kind of catalog from an escort agency designed for Athletes to find a wife…and/or girls who are in fact the married to these famewhoring hooker “bikini” models…I still support the decision to put an Athlete on the shit…

Instagram has made low level “bikini” models obsolete, they don’t matter and spend all year whoring out daily with selfies…that photoshoots for them that don’t look as good as their instagram…makes their value pretty fucking low…it’s like when everyone is a bikini model no one cares about, maybe we should put an athlete everyone cares about on the cover…

Print isn’t dead yet, but it’s adjusting very slowly….and may be soon…but for now, here’s Ronda Rousey, the key marketing hook of this year’s Sports Illustrated…

I know that whore GIGI or NINA AGDAL or KATE UPTON or any of the Victoria’s Secret girls just have nothing to offer in a world where so many girls who aren’t overpaid, overrated cunts look as good if not better in their iphone pics than these cunts look in high budget shoots.

So milking the athlete by leaking her pics slowly has proven to be the best press the dying magazine has got in 5 years…thank god for UFC fans and their creepy obsessive compulsive disorder…

The good news is she tucked in her dick…right..

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2016

Feb

Ariel Winter Titty Scar Wins the SAG Award of the Day

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I’ve banged girls with Breast Reduction surgery. I’ve dated girls with Breast Reduction Surgery. I’ve sexted girls with Breast reduction surgery and I’ve never really been offended by the anchor scar.

From my breast reduction surgery experience, tits that were huge nippled and saggy on a body, making the girl look fat…and sloppy and disgusting…were rebuilt into this perfectly shaped, hard nippled and amazing, and the anchor scars eventually fade away…becoming it’s own kind of erotica…and fetish..

So what some people see as a flaw or something this chubby chick needs to feel insecure about, I see a rebuilt, modified thanks to science titty that doesn’t have an implant in it, because breast reduction tits are the closest to fake tits that are real tits, and it’s magical…

So some people call her a titty murderer…like she was Christina Ricci…and I would have been one of those people…but instead…it’s more of a fetish….which is good for Ariel Winter, since without the titty scar is boring as fuck

So let the scars shine in public….own them titty scars…like you were in a sexual assault but instead it was more cosmetic and to help your back manage the weight of big fucking tits…own that titty scar….like a horror movie monster people want to cum on…

I don’t find her hot, or exciting and I don’t care that she turned 18, but she just turned 18 and people fucking love it…and here she is on her 18th birthday party in a leotard…built like a tank…

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2016

Feb

Bella Thorne in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Anyone named Bella was raised in a home where parents had planned to whore out their kids, whether it was to the local rich guy, the strip club, or the porn industry or in Bella Thorne’s case the Hollywood industry….she was cultivated and created in the family’s garage / studio to do whatever it took to be their Lindsay Lohan, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Sarah Hyland, Gary Coleman, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and a bunch of dead celebrities like River Phoenix, Jonathan Brandis and Brittany Murphy…before her…it pays mortgages and gives the good life.

I am not convinced this Bella Thorne is actually an 18 year old. I get 38 year old fitness wife who doesn’t have kids yet but who spends the day in the gym, all day while the husband makes them money….you know keeping fit because she likes being fit…and feels sexy being it…and somewhere along the way, pretending to be 18 stuck and she got cast in some Disney Type shit and she’s just going along with it…

This is not what 18 year olds look like….Hormones in the Food I guess…but at least she’s getting cocky with it, pushing it, promoting herself with it…might as well keep the troll going…

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2016

Feb

Daisy Lowe’s See Through Shirt and Pasties of the Day

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Daddy Issue Daisy…only found out she was Gavin Rossdale’s daughter when she was 14….she thought she was her mom’s husbands kid…because that’s normally how this whole having babies thing works…but a paternity test proved otherwise…that mom was a slut groupie who let some Gavin Rossdale, a tranny fucker, semen inside her….

Turns out that works out great for her Career…even if it caused issues in the Rossdale/Stefani marriage…you know her being shocked that he banged things that didn’t look like trannies…or something….old news right…

All this to say Daisy Lowe is fucking hot and seems like a lot of fun..in see through.because who really gives a fuck when you don’t have a dad…or who really gives a fuck when your dad turns out to be a lottery win….and who really gives a fuck…gives a fuck…

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2016

Feb

Nina Dobrev Does Bikinis with her Mooch Famewhore Friend of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is some Canadian Hollywood icon you’ve probably never heard of because her iconic work is on a show called Vampire Diaries, and I don’t think she’s done much more than that…

She’s with some other Canadian Hollywood icon you’ve probably never heard of named Jessica Szohrs, which is approproate considering the condition of her vagina after her quest to get a job after 90210 the Next Generation…

Like typical lazy, spoiled, Hollywood d-listers, they are together, talking about their Canadian taking over Hollywood strategy, because what else would Canadians do…all while running around Hawaii in bikinis…

Not exciting, but young enough girls from Canada, basking in the warm oceans of America thanks to living the American dreams is ok, as long as bikinis are involved….or maybe this is just Jessica Szohrs trying to maximize her friendship with someone more famous than her to get as much press as she can since her instagram thirst, posting half naked pics, despite her great body is boring…

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2016

Feb

Bella Hadid for Elle Brazil of the DAy

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Bella Hadid is another rich kid playing make-belief in the model world, because rich men fuck models and make babies with them, so that statistically rich girls are hotter than poor girls who are bred in the depths of the walmart aisles where one poor, unshowered inbred, cums inside some other inbred because they can’t afford condoms and don’t really know what condoms are thanks to being kicked out of school at 11 to work the family farm…

But this Bella Hadid, made from a billionaire and some bootleg immigrant model, who was good enough to get that work visa, is top tier brat…given a modeling career at 18 because her sister was seeing success and like a rich kid she cried and whined and made her mom call her agent and pull some strings…

This is like the rich kid sweet 16 of entitled garbage…being lame as fuck…yet the industry going along with it…because no one likes listening to the annoying whines of people who have a lot of time on their hands…begging to give their daughter work…

In more intersting news, she fucked The Weeknd’s big black cock…meaning her vagina is flexible, something that will come in handy in her older years when society or the fashion industry gets a grip and realizes there are more interesting subjects with more interesting lives than this shit…

This couldn’t be much less interesting of a shoot – which is appropriate considering the subject…..but there is underboob and you losers love that.

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2016

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens’ Dad Dies But the Show Must Go On of the Day

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The highlight of the weekend was probably not the Grease Live event on Fox that happened last night. I was lucky enough to not have a TV and if I did not have it wired into traditional TV and if I did have it wired in – lame enough to watch that bullshit…but people went crazy for it…

But I did find it interesting that Vanessa Hudgens’ dad died the day of the event, which turned out to be fantastic marketing for her….but I just saw it as heartless contractual obligations of career and business, rather than focus on family and what is important in life…because all these cunts know is dance / monkey / dance…get paid.

Sure, she may not have had a relationship with her dad, these Hollywood girls never do, and if they do, it’s too good of a relationship…right Tatum O’Neal…but the fact is that there was a live show to be done, millions went into it, and if bitch didn’t show up for the show, she’d be ruined, and hell the dad is already dead, it’s not like he’s going anywhere, or going to get in the way of her big day….

People are praising her performance, but all I can think is she’s so into herself that she doesn’t miss a beat in her own life…but maybe I shouldn’t think so much about it..and instead remember her self shot nudes before self shot nudes were a celebrity thing…

Garbage…but America Loved it…so what the fuck do I know…

There are worse things you could do, Rizz (@VanessaHudgens). Much worse! #GreaseLive https://t.co/djENXG5qbT

— GREASE: LIVE (@GoGrease) February 1, 2016

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