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2016

14

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Starbucks in Indo is the bomb….

Die Hard Alan Rickman – You Already Did…

Yes…

I can make bad jokes – like all these meme peddling assholes who make millions a year, but for some reason – people hate me when I do it…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…after staying up until 5 am with a girl I tried convincing to give me a puppet show with her asshole…while she was sleeping…and didn’t know I was in her house….

Which brings up my next point, girls I follow home from bars, you should really lock your doors…

Hot Sluts in a Bikini..
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The Oscar Nominations are in. There are no Surprises. I Just Hope the Big Short doesn’t win because it was written and directed by the FunnyOrDie founder and billionaire, and I hate that fucking lame, pandering to retard, use celebs for hits like they were tits, garbage…ROOM is amazing…reminds me of my life…
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Tyga’s 14 Year Old Trying to Take Him Down – Lied and Said she was 18 and Should Go to Jail for that Shit…
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The Michael Jackson Meme is the Best
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This Adele Car Karaoke Video with that cunt Late Show Host… Has Gone Viral – Why Can’t They Fucking Crash
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Nina Agdal in Lingerie…
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Reaction to Ex Boyfriend’s Model Ex
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Attention Seeking Whore….of the Day
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Maitland Ward – One Day Late on Kiss a Ginger Day
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23 Photoshop Fails…
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Nick Carter – Arrested!
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Khloe Kardashian – Hard Nipples…
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Alan Rickman of Die Hard Villain fame has died…We Like Him
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2016

13

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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How many instagram models will try to have sex with me if I win the Powerball tonight? Or will they make me pay their regular rates.

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Here are some stepLINKS…

Australian Pole Dance Contestant
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183 Movies Sing Linkin Park Song
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Weird Celebrity Big Brother Clip
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Khloe Kardashian Hard Nipples
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So Many Crazy Asses – Because That’s Hot Asses Work…They Crazy
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Meltdown of the Day
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Maggie Q – no Bra – no Problem
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Iranian Goaltender Arrested for Posting a Picture with Clothed Girls…
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Slut of the Day
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Daniel Day-Lewis Has a Son
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Selena Gomez Breasts
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Harry Pussy Flash of the Day
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Gwen Stefani – Caught the Bouquet
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Selena Gomez – Braless
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How To Drink a Morning Coffee in Norway
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The Kardashian’s Wrote Kanye’s New Album
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10 Lottery Winners Who Died Tragically
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Leo Doesn’t Want Babies Because He’s Gay
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Car Crash of the Day
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Jessica Biel’s a Mom…
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These Hilarious Currency Drawings Are So Money
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Kourtney Kardashian Whoring Out for Kitkat
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Lady Gaga Tit
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Mandy Moore is a Crazy Cat Lady
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Gwen Stefani has no Ass Because She’s a Dude
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Jewel is in a weird Relationship
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A Couple of British Models
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14 Times Science Fiction Writers Predicted the Future
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Tyga’s 14 Year Old Told Him she was 18
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Girls with Team Spirit!
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day…
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Russian Babe Does Live Cam Show at the Mall
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The Most Powerful Ass in Mexico
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Weird Panty Flash of the Day
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Aggressive Lesbian Video
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Videogame Battle Turns into Makeout
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So Many Selfies of SLuts…Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

13

Jan

Hilary Duff’s Nipple is Pretty Major of the Day

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I can’t even imagine how Hilary Duff’s fans are dealing with this…..

This is a legitimate “Break the internet” situation….because she’s just one of those never showing her tits kind of overly famous tween stars – now a mom in her 30s…but still exciting to her fans because she’s from that era where people were less flimsy with their “following” of a woman…now that there are so many fame hungry people that are interchangeable for our attention…but back then people were actually far more fucking creepy…and here’s one of the iconic girls involved in that whole hype….and she got paid hefty for it…and is still getting paid…because her fans are still losing their shit over her, even if she’s a mom, and now they have more reason to…because of her tits.


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2016

13

Jan

ThePornDude Presents Kate England’s Pussy Flash of the Day

I saw these pussy flash pictures of some chick named Kate England, and I just assumed she was an aspiring instagram model pulling stunts to get noticed by the paparazzi….

I wasn’t too far off, because despite what my friend, ThePornDude says…I actually hate porn…so I had no idea this was a porn chick…and porn chicks do what instagram chicks do…they crave an audience and fuck for money…only porn chicks do it on video…daily…so in many ways are far more respectable than instagram models who pretend they are real models and not whores..

So as Kate England being a porn chick, I don’t think her getting out of a car with her pussy flash counts as news, or even a pussy flash, despite blogs picking it up, because they love a good pussy flash. This is one of the most basic staged, crying for attention bullshit..paparazzi moments…because everyone is just trying to make some fuckin’ money…

If you want to see porn, or Kate England in porn CHECK OUT ThePornDude …I think seeing her getting slammed, double penetrated and taking loads….is probably a more interesting way to see a battered pussy…you know the process of getting battered is like the journey, where the pussy flash straight up is the destination – and you know how that works…

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2016

13

Jan

Ashley Graham’s Fat Girl in LIngerie Campaign of the Day

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Ashley Graham is a big….deal…and model…she’s just big across the board..people are booking her because the market is fat girls and in this PC anti misogyny or objectification of woman…the industry needs at least one fat chick for affirmative action…and they need that fat chick to do things that the skinny chicks do..but for fat chick brands…so that that can’t get criticized…for giving unrealistic body image and if they do that – they can continue to use the skinny chicks and use the fat chick like racists use their “I have a lot of black friends” before saying something racist…

BBW has always existed, so luckily, we can still objectify this fat chick, who gets half naked like some kind of circus freak….novelty act….making money for people and herself, allowing body positive people to use her as their hero…postergirl..

Now I’m not into fat chicks, mainly because I married one, and they are disgusting and smell, but really skinny dudes, black guys, some latin guys and lonely people who prefer sex to masturbation love fat chicks and can focus on their tits…so this one is for them….

This is not for any of you forced to sit next to a fat person on a plane…for a long haul flight…praying he’s not going to sit next to you as he squeezes down the aisle…

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2016

13

Jan

Agent Provocateur’s Lingerie of the Day

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Agent Provocateur is the Victoria’s Secret for people who have a little bit more money than working as a Walmart clerk….receptionist…middle of the road person who has accepted that they don’t deserve to have hopes and dreams…but rather live within their means…buying panties on deal that seemingly have more sex appeal than the department store kind…or black chicks, strippers, and mall shopping teens around america…you know who don’t want to go for the 150 – 2000 dollar “high concept version”…

This Agent Provocateur shit is a brand I’ve actually been into, when it was doing vintage lingerie, you know quality lingerie, fetishy with a look that the fabrics wouldn’t give you a yeast infection…

But it has become the sugar baby, instagram, brand of underwear that allows them to feel really classy in their whoring..thanks to marketing..

This is their Spring campaign…I think, I don’t remember, I just saw pics of girls in panties and pulled it to post here…because I like girls in panties…whether they are self produced whores, or brands pandering to these self produced whores, especially when they are no Victoria’s Secret, unless Victoria’s Secret actually owns them in some backdoor deal…because backdoor is all I assume the sugar daddy’s who buy their girls this shit are getting….it’s how they keep the gifts coming…reward your sponsor / master / employer….

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2016

13

Jan

Eiza Gonzalez for Marie Claire of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican bitch who doesn’t look like any Mexican bitch I’ve ever seen…but I guess in my defence, I just assume all Mexican bitches look like the neckless chamber maids at hotels across Americas…at least when not working at the local Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas…

Apparently Eiza Gonzalez was famous in Mexico as a singer and actress, and in efforts to be like Sofia Vergara, decided that America in all their PC glory, would need a Mexican to relate to their ever growing Mexican Audience…you know because they can’t just keep producing content for white people, it isn’t inclusive or what America about…despite what Trump is telling you…

Maybe she’s on some Selma Hayek hustle, trying to get the jobs Hayek is too old for..because America is Multi Cultural, I am sure 40% of people are of hispanic origin, at least that’s why it seems whenever you go to a J.Lo concert….not that I’d ever do that…

Well she’s in fitness gear and looks fucking good…

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2016

13

Jan

Dakota Fanning’s Creepy Shoe Company of the Day

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Dakota Fanning has always been creepy…

Like some robot child, who is now 21, but when she was 7 or 8 and getting nominated for Oscars, would do media and have adult conversation, and adult disposition, up on some Doogie Howser shit, only instead of being a fake doctor closet case, she was thrown into entertaiment…in a “whore our child, she’s so quirky and advanced”….

Well, she’s still getting work, her parents are still rich off her, and they have that approval on their ego that their offspring have commercial viability, who can star in this terrible fucking campaign….but she’s wearing gladiator sandals and showing a lot of leg….so Dakota Fanning fans can appreciate it, but unfortunately, I know her real fans go for something a bit younger than 21…if you know what I mean…disgusting.

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2016

13

Jan

Lily Aldridge for Vogue Spain of the Day

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Lily Aldridge is a Victoria’s Secret, LA Rich girl, who like Gigi Hadid, was very into the scene, did some commercial modeling, and in her case married a guy in a rock band, taking that commercial modeling, to the top of commercial modeling, where she’s spent the last 8-10 years of her life…working for the biggest brand as one of their angels…pretty crazy right…not really, I mean Victoria’s Secret has been pulling “it girls” even before there was social media to work for them, it’s just all part of their marketing, because as you know, there are hundreds of thousands of girls hotter than Lily Aldridge in the world…and in her own home…her sister Ruby…is everything..

Not that that matters, what matters is that working for a sweatshop driven, repackaging made in china shit, and basically painting it gold and adding sparkles to it, figuratively, by using well designed stores and models…has become the stamp of approval in pop culture…and this bitch has it…even Vogue Spain is into her…

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2016

13

Jan

Old Man Takes a Pee in the Car and Other Videos of the Day

Armed Customer in Subway Packing Heat Refuses to Show his Permit – LOL At the Fat Cop

Waffle House Employees Treat Their Weaves in front of Diners…

Robber Helps Lady He Knocked Over Trying to Rob – Then Robs Her

Security Guards Stealing Money in an Orchestrated Scam at the ATM from People…

Teen Girls Beat an Old Man Up…

Birds on a Plane

Oregon Militia – Mad at the Dildos

Child Slips Through Cracks on the Subway Line

Car Hits a Bunch of People and Flees

Friends Lock Dude Out of Room Naked

Riding the Subway in Brazil is Pretty Wet

Intense Slap Fest

Weird Wedding Night Se or Rape in front of Everyone that I Don’t Understand…

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