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2016

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The only PC I like are the PC muscles…because they make for a better orgasm, especially when you fuck a fat woman with no musculature, as long as she does her kegels and if you’re lucky, the fat fills her up the right way, she’ll be tight enough for my micro penis, maybe I’ll only feel one of her vagina walls, usually the right one, probably because the fatty liver pushes up against it just right, but one is better than none….

Highlight of the weekend, having sex with a 20 year old, wife was out of town and I am very good at tinder…with the right crazy person who swipes me…

The sex wasn’t the highlight, I mean sex is always the same, the highlight was when she was complaining about being hungry, wanting to wash my disgusting that I like to call she was in too deep and couldn’t escape with some food…in an “At least feed me”…and the only thing I had was some homemade dog food consisting of old horsemeat…and she ate it up like it was some kind of stew…

I guess that’s the benefit of having sex with homeless peoeple, they are just happy to be inside outside of the cold and they’ll eat anything that isn’t from the dumpster…but as a man, feeding a girl dog food after fucking her…was the perfect kind of degrading to make me feel like a man…it was like peeing on her in the middle of the grocery store…but less romantic…

Here are some morning links…

Huge Tits…
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Kate Winslet Loves Susan Sarandon’s Tits
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7 Gamers – 1 CPU
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Ashley Benson in a Bikini
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Kate Winslet Eating a French Fry of the Day
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Kris Jenner on OJ
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Paper Speakers!
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Slut of the Day
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The Thief of the Day
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Leo and His Trophy
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Thigh Gaps
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wonder if the new Barbie shapes are going to shave the world of all that is wrong in it….

I hear she will ensure that kids under the age of 18 won’t be exposed to gangbang throat fucking porn….

I hear that she will stop the world from first person shooter games…and violent movies…and rap music…

I hear she’s going to block out all the child rapists and molesters and the tainted lessons from the media..like the Kardashians..and Instagram…s

I am going to make Barbies with different shaped vaginas so all girls feel normal….

Weekend starts with these stepLINKS…

Sideboob Comes Sideboob Comes You
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Kim Basinger Dykes Out
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Atlanta Bean in Lingerie
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Car Accident Caught on Tape…
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Aubrey Plaza in a Thong
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Mariah Carey Married and Engaged Tits
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Kendall Jenner is Not Hot
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The New GIgi Hadid Zayn Malik Terrible Video
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The Internet Reacing to Kany and Amber is Funny
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Matt Lauer Wanted to Wrestle Tom Cruise
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Things that Bounce!
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Truck VS Train…
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How to Make Fake Semen
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Icy Nicole Kidman Nipples
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Dogs VS Stairs
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Kylie Jenner Big Old Tits
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Moira Tumas Naked
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Taryn Manning Beat Up her Makeup Artist
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Arianna Celeste in a Red Bikini Top
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Beyonce in a Coldplay Video
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This Heather is Lovely
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Some Models at Some Bullshit Event
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Jessica Lowndes in a Red Swimsuit
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Paint Ball Revenge!
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Bella Hadid at Some Event
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61 Year Old Christie Brinkley
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Tony Hawk Challenges Amateur Skateboarder
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Twink Plays Ping Pong with his Dick
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Zendaya is Little and Hot
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Miss Universe Australia Legs
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Burn Your Bra!
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This Naked Chick is Fucking AMazing
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Has Cam Modeling Gone Too Far
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Intense Public Fuck
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Kelly Madison has Huge Sloppy Tits
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THe Shannon Sisters are AMazing
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Electro Sluts is an Insane Concept
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Chick Fight!
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Girl Fucks a Toothbrush
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Some Chick Popping Out of Her Dress
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TITTY JOB
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

Jan

I Guess the Rita Ora Nipples for LUI are her Real Nipples of the Day

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I posted the RITA ORA nipple pics yesterday in a rush, I had important things to do, like not stare at a computer writing genius commentary about all these idiots that no one bothers reading because we are in a 6 second vine era…writing I’ve been doing for the last 12 years and not once have I been offered a book deal, a movie deal, a TV show deal, or really anything mainstream or commercial to make me feel like I’m a fucking genius…the highlight of my writing a website career besides being in Lohan’s hotel room with her, was seeing my jokes stolen in movies – many fucking times…but I don’t complain, no one cares enough to listen….

That said, I didn’t look close enough to the flashing tits, and realize that there is no way this bitch has little fucking nipples, she’s a doughy sloppy chick, and although her tits are big and heavy and round…the nipples aren’t this…

The magazine’s only released the censored version…so keep the dreams alive that this porn hooker who pretends she’s Rihanna and a popstar…is actually stacked liked this..but her tits are big…we’ll give her that…I mean it’s the only reason anyone cares..

Here is a retrospective look at her best work…to compare to…

We can assume in the next few hours the whore series will be released so we’ll know then and I’d say I’m excited because it’s news on a slow day in titty blogging..but who fucking cares really.

Update – I just googled the pics which I probably should have done 5 minutes ago when I did this post and apparently, they are her nipples, iced the fuck up….pictures by Terry Richardson for LUI Magazine

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2016

Jan

Alexandra Daddario’s Bra of the Day

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Call me crazy, because I know people love this bitch because of her huge tits in True Detective, a show I’ve never seen….but I don’t find her hot…

Her name, Alexandra Daddario, more than just tits…but not really…because when I look at her at the event, even showing her massive big titty bra…I’m like “whatever”….

Why do people give a fuck about this old, beat up face…with big tits…maybe she’s just another rich kid who through her rich kid connections and her rich kid allowance was able to fight her way into Hollywood, while the actual hot girls who weren’t rich, were either less egotistical and didn’t care about being famous, or they kept it local working bottle service, but weren’t investing into hyping themselves up like this one…

She’s in some Kate Upton movie…two sets of fat tits…shes’ in Baywatch the next Generation movie…she’s got big tits…and she’s overrated…at some event..showing her bra…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Here are her tits because they are more interesting than her face…

Posted in:Alexandra Daddario|SFW

2016

Jan

Does Ashley Benson Have Cancer because She Looks Disgusting of the Day

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I don’t know…but something weird is going on with Ashley Benson, and that could just be whatever the fuck is going on with her hair, looking like she’s starting to lose it, either by the compulsion some girls have to pull out their own hair, I dated a girl like that and it was terrifying…or maybe she, like Selena Gomez is undergoing Chemoterapy, you know it’s all the Hollywood rage, up on some trendy milk it for press, it’s more interesting than vagina slips, you get more compassion or some shit…because this girl looks fucking horrible…

I mean she’s skinnier than she was, which I guess is the upside of drug addiction, AIDS and cancer treatment. Always look on the bright side…

But she looks fucking Horrible, not that she was ever that great, but she is famous and has fat tits, and that counts for something…or in her case everything…because when the tits aren’t out…all I see is a weirdly shaped monster…

Maybe it’s just a false alarm…unless this isn’t her, because the girl in a bikini top with no defined chin, mocking wheelchair access to the pool….because they are spoiled rich cunts…who may be her…isn’t quite as vile to look at…

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HEre’s some bikini:

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2016

Jan

Ariel Winter’s an 18 Year Old Monster of the Day

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I am so disconnected with AMERICA…that when I see a fat chick, I see a fat chick. Call me old school, or maybe high standards, but the fact is that I fuck fat chicks, but I don’t celebrate fat chicks…

I hate fat chicks more than they hate themselves…and I hate myself more than I hate fat chicks…that’s why like they emotionally eat…I emotionally eat their disgusting shit filled asses..

What I am saying is that the other day, Ariel Winter, who I’ve never really heard of, because I don’t watch TV or pay attention to much more than slutty paparazzi pics and social media pics, I saw people writing about how this bitch is 18.

It turns out, she was some busty tween you perverts watched on some Sitcom, because I guess people still watch sitcoms…and you’re all so excited her big tits are LEGAL..

It seems like her being under 18, made you blind to the fact that the rest of her body, like most girls who start out young with big tits, was soon to catch up with her, because now that she’s 18, I hope you see the huge monster she fucking is.

WHat I am sayin is stop celebrating fat chicks, teen or not…because we get that you’d fuck them, but at the same time, I’d expect you to demand MORE out of Hollywood and their casting…let’s not make her this “realistic” and walmart clerk lookin’…right…

Stop making this girl think she’s a babe, and let her use her TV money for good, like a trainer and chef…bodyshame her because she’s paid well to take it….and hopefully she’ll pull it together and be all she can be…in hotness not in pantsize.

She’s disgusting. RIGHT.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

Jan

Kylie Jenner’s Body is LOL of the Day

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I would appreciate the Kardashian fame if these girls were actually hot…

They are doughy, bootleg, shitty faced…with botox that looks like raw meat is stapled on them…With shitty waist training and fat transfer asses to make strippers jealous…and make dudes with no standards or who are easily manipulated excited..

All rich yet trashy.

I’ve seen Kylie in person at least once, you wouldn’t look at bitch twice if she didn’t have airbrushed make-up on. She’s big and awkward looking…with a massive head…and not just because she has this ego thanks to her fucked up upbringing…all thanks to Kim putting the right things in her pussy…on video…for Ryan Seacrest who loves black cock to jump onto…and turn into a shitty show..

They are fucking garbage….and this selfie is hilarious…she’s so fucking weird looking…fucking monkey…with two white parents…one a dick with a chick and the other a chick with whatever dick helps progress their cause in her…

Garbage..

Here she is being rude to a poor Camera guy hired to film them…making me want to do a documentary on the camera men who have been working the Kim Kardashian show the last decade

Here she is with a Rolls Royce seat and words of Wisdom about all the HARD work she’s done..

Here is some ketamine weirdness of medicated rich kids…singing along to shitty rap songs…

Garbage…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

Jan

Gigi Hadid in New Boyfriend’s Music Video of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is the rich kid, fake model…who gets a lot of hype because she hangs out with Kardashians and works the scene….and people give her praise and attention because I guess they fucking love rich kid, fake models…who get a lot of hype because she hangs with a Kardashian…

Just a few months ago, GIGI was in a Jonas brother she was fucking, now she’s in a One Direction video with the guy she’s fucking…sounds like she’s using that pussy to help her make-belief trust fund trying to stay busy bullshit.

Fuck GIGI Hadid…she’s a whore…I think the highlight of the video is that my girl Lindsay Hancock is in it, naked, boxing in fetish ears…you may remember her as Luci Ford…or this picture I took of her in fetish ears LAST YEAR…

Because I am amazing….Yes, I made this about me…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

Jan

FEMEN’s Mock Hanging is Amazing and Other Videos of the Day

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Boston Robber Pulled a Knife to Rob a Phone – Broke his Ankle Begs for Mercy

North Carolina Bank Manager Prevents Robbery

Naked Couple Fuck on the Side of the Road

Drunk Guy Gets Attacked By a Bear

Falling Down the Stairs of the Day

Stole a car…Escaped…Ran Over a Woman

Man Fakes an Accident – while Buddy Steals Wallet

Black Cop Gets Tasered

106 Foot Yacht Sinks in Florida..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Jan

The Shannon Sisters are Fame Whoring of the Day

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I don’t know if you remember the Playboy Shannon twins…they never really mattered… but for a minute people were excited about them…you know before they got fat and went black..right KARISSA SHANNON

Karissa Shannon HAD A PRETTY VIOLENT SEX TAPE WITH A BLACK DUDE FROM SMALLVILLE …that went absolutely no where…even though you know she had Paris Hilton Dreams…or I guess Kim Kardashian dreams…

They are fat now, and as a person who thinks mocking fat girls instead of celebrating them, even if black rich dudes love this shape, it’s a public service….but they always have the SEX TAPES to reference in their probably sexually abused childhood trailer park home they must be from….right..

This is amazing…but not as amazing as how fat they got…I wonder if one of them led the way and the other followed to make it look like they are genetically supposed to be fat, you know collectively rebranding, or if this is actually their genetics….but it would be funny if one was skinny and the other fat…because that’s not how identical twins work…not that these girls work.

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