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2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not quite as graceful as two strippers working that room before closing for that last 20 dollar lap dance to pay their cab home…

But I am a romantic, because when rejecting those strippers I say “I don’t want to make you dance for me for 20 dollars, you’re worth more than that (even though they aren’t), I do want to make an honest woman out of you…and make you breakfast every morning for the rest of your life….because you’re better than this and I feel like we have a connection”…

To which they say “so you don’t want a dance”…and walk away…like it never happened…leaving me heartbroken and alone…only to go back night after night telling them the same thing…all while they pretend to not know me….or maybe they don’t remember the fat fucking Mexican who is romantic with them every fucking day of the week…and they are actually just too good to really bother remember…blocking out the memories of their whoring….to which I angrily, maybe even hurt or heartbrokenly respond by paying the 50 dollars for a blowjob…you know to really allow them to understand the true meaning of romance…

Here are some stepLINKs in the still morning where I am…

Mirror Selfies
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Serious Famewhores Did Bad TV Together
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Car VS Train…
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Pornstars Describe Their Worst Day of Work
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Paul Allen’s Microsoft Yacht Destroyed a Coral Reef. Rich People.
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Kanye Denies Being Ass Fingereed
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Kendall Jenner in some Leather
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The Original Ending to Harry Potter
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Kaley Cuoco Lip Syncing – in Sports Bra…
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So Much Sideboob
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I told a girl “I bet you have a cute asshole”…and she went fucking nuts, and not in a good way.

So I asked “would you rather I say I bet you have a shitty, disgusting, meaty asshole”…

To which she said “talking about someone’s asshole is weird, especailly when they are your fucking waitress”…

I should report her to her manager….or maybe she’s just scared I turn her own…realizing you have no standards is confusing…

here are some links…

Leo Meets the Pope as Part of His Oscar Campaign
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A Bunch of Girls Not Wearing Bras
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Kourtney Kardashian – Sheer Top
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Maitland Ward is Great
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Pregnant Beyonce – On Set
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Original Ending to Harry Potter
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Rihanna Juicy Booty
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The Dos Equis Girl
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Cuba Gooding Jr Things O.J. is Innocent
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This 9 Year Old for Trump is Terrifying
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Fame Whore Fame Whoring
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Drone Racing is Crazy
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Girls Into Sports
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30 Behind the Scenes Photos from Movies
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Shanna Shaik in Ocean Drive
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WTF is Phoebe Price Doing
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A Bunch of Boobs
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Drivers Not Stopping for the School Bus
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Fat Tits Ariel Winter is 18 Today
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Charlotte McKinney Big CLeavage
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If Videogame Characters Used Tinder
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Iggy Azaelea in a Sheer Top
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Zara Holland is a Fame Whore
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Some Model Named Eva Biechy Naked
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Nicole Kidman Nipples
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Heidi Klum in Tight Dress
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Kylie Jenner in a Parking Lot Like a Whore
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Jaime King – Heroin Mom Body
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Remember Gemma Atkinson? Me Neither
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Some Hip Hop Dance Shit
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Caitlyn Jenner Settled ANother Car Crash Lawsuit
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Hot Fudge Tits
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McDonald’s Finger Bang
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Just 3 Dildos in her Ass
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Webcam Video by a Girl for her boyfriend
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Big Boobs in the Park
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Girl Gets Off Using a Toothbrush
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Some Busty Titty Model with her Busty Tits
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Oral Sex Fail
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Live Porn
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

Jan

Rita Ora Flashes her Tits for LUI Magazine of the Day

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These could be fake uncensored but they are circulating based on the below instagram pic…

I was looking at LUI Magazine pictures just YESTERDAY for my post on Rihanna’s new song, because Rihanna was topless for LUI magazine a few months ago…

For those of you who don’t know, LUI magazine was some porn mag, that rebranded as a men’s mag in France that featured famous models and girls naked in some pretty trendy looking pics…

For those of you who don’t know, Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator copying everything Rihanna does…when she’s not milking her tits like the talentless obvious cow she is…

In this case, she’s doing both. Not her first time showing her tits, but probably the first time in magazines flashing…because girls don’t get paid 200k from Playboy to do this anymore. They do it for free. Interesting logic….

A photo posted by Florence Willaert (@flowillaert) on Jan 28, 2016 at 4:36am PST

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2016

Jan

My Friend Phoebe Price Made Cupcakes of the Day

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Phoebe Price sends me texts or maybe emails whenever I do a post on her…last time I called her 50 years old…and she was not very happy about it…today…I’ll just say that I find her career direction interesting to watch at whatever age she is…

I am not sure what the event in question is, maybe International Cupcake Day, but the level of sexy that is going on in this is too much to grasp or handle…you know so sexy that you don’t even know if it is sexy or if you should throw up all over your motherfucking self…and then you remember Phoebe Price is a goddess and of course you shouldn’t throw up, but rather take it in…the irony, the product of the paparazzi in the days they mattered…now moving to social media…as naked and exhibitionist as she can…

I find it fascinating and fantastic. She’s great. This is so amateur and fetishy, confusing, and why the store bought cupcakes are in the oven…it’s magical..

Jokes aside. This is seriously my favorite shoot that has happened in the last long time. Everything and everyone else is so commercial and generic. This is just good on all fronts…raw, real, confusing, amazing.

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2016

Jan

Grease the Live Musical Advertorial for Billboard of the Day

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Hollywood is in some weird state of “only produce proven successes”…by basically redoing, revamping, and most often shitting on old classics. Not that I think Grease is that great, but it’s iconic regardless, and the idea of it being remade, when you can just netflix the original, seems so fucking stupid like a waste of money….

I guess they’ve decided to spin it a little differently – because it’s going to be another one of their live broadcasts – you can only see once – tele-theater that reminds me of the 1940s when TV first happened and they were figuring it out…

I saw their Live Sounds of Music and it was a fucking disaster, like a SNL or SCTV parody skit…and I don’t expect more for Grease…

But it’s nice to see the producers of the production hiring a PR firm that got them this feature in Billboard…It was probably only 100k and think about how viral it’s gone to the Grease fans who are angry this is even happen…

That said, Vanessa Hudgens is looking like a hot Rizzo from Grease…which isn’t saying much, if you’ve seen Grease, Rizzo was up on some Lena Dunham not very hot shit…while Hudgens looks better than ever, and the truth is that I am into Vanessa Hudgens…she’s one of my favorites….I have no idea why…but it is probably because I’ve never seen her in a movie…

While Julianne Hough is looking like a beat up by Ryan Seacrest’s micro cock while he was jacked up on coke…as she was trying to navigate the right person to let fuck her up the ass in coke rages…to further her caerer…she’s garbage…

And so is this Grease the Live Musical bullshit and here’s the video…that will remind you that these cunts are such fucking idiots…

(more…)

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2016

Jan

Kendall Jenner in her Underwear of the Day

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I wonder if Kendall Jenner will every discover that she’s just average looking and boring, talentless and half retarded thanks to growing up lazy with everything handed to her, making her unable to do or connect with the most basic of things in life…

Or if she’ll just continue to be sucked up to by brands, designers, agency people, agents, managers, other models and celebrities, who all want her to tag them on instagram to grow their own reach…

Will reality ever set in for her, or will she just remain as delusional as the rest of the family, whoring herself for a better tomorrow…for her cunt, self absorbed self, she can’t let this ever end…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

Jan

Cara Delevingne’s Joker Smear for Pussy Cancer Campaign of the Day

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I am not against social conscious, social benefiting, social marketing for good, even if it involves the egos of cunts I can’t stand participating in nonsense for drone following idiots to jump on the bandwagon, reminding me that people aren’t original thinkers…

This #SmearForSmear campaigns if for Pussy Cancer, mainly caused by HPV, that isn’t just for dirty whores but rumored to be for everyone….There’s a vaccine for the HPV, but you have to be a virgin when you get it and so girls are still getting the cancer from the HPV because they are too old to be vaccinated..and I don’t think women should be dying everyday from something they got from sex…unless they have sex with a convicted killer / rapist they met on prison dating – in which case they deserve it…like letting a convicted pedo babysit for you because he’s new the neighborhood and no one wants to hang out with him – giving him lots of free time and he’ll do it for free, hell, he’ll even pay you by the hour to do it…

If you know what I mean.

So now celebs are or will be SMEARING for SMEAR…something they’ve bene doing with more than just lipstick, but also with their VAGINAS…on every opportunity they can get….bit now the whores be whoring themselves for a better tomorrow…when they could just use some of their millions they don’t deserve and donate it…greedy cunts.

TO SEE HER IN SOME SHEER TOP THING AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE

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2016

Jan

Bella Thorne Showing Off her Braids of the Day

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I think the technical name for this pose is “Ass on a Shelf”…it’s a common instagram model, or aspiring instagram model pose.

Where things get interesing isn’t cleavage rocking braless tits…in the low cut tank or deep open necked top…it isnt’ the kissy duck face lips…also GREAT instagram fodder…it’s the caption:

“our girl got her braids back”

Yes…this picture is so about the braids you fucking perverts…focus on the braids you pervert…

This is almost a fucking parody of someone whoring on social media to get more and more famous and it is working because men are basic…

THERE’S A VIDEO

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2016

Jan

PETA’s Vegan’s Last Longer – Banned Ad of the Day

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PETA put out an ad that they are calling “banned from Superbowl”..because I guess people or marketers are still doing this “submit to superbowl to get that rejection letter to in turn promote video as a banned or rejected video”….

I should start submitting videos of me rubbing coconut oil on my nipples like I was Kanye before a night of getting finger fucked by my BAE or my BOO or whatever the fuck these assholes call each other…to say “Rejected Ad for DrunkenStepfather Finger Fucking Romance Ebook”….so all the advertising blogs pick up my genius and make me rich…right?

It’s safe to say that I’m glad I’m not Vegan because it already takes me 4 hours to cum, it’s called Low Testosterone, something little Bitch Vegan’s probably have from not eating the raw flesh of beautiful living creatures like the Alpha male they are…

Where this video is lying, could be in the “Lasts longer bullshit statistic”…or that the meat eater would be made a bitch by some girl fucking him in her goddamn underwear…when he would probably be more the caveman fucking her from behind and walking out on her as she cries because she wants to fucking cuddle…right?

I’m not saying not eating meat makes you a pussy bitch, but it does, you crying about the welfare of animals in and of itself isn’t manly..

Why don’t you go cuddle your little puppy or kitty like a 5 year old girl faggot..

Am I right?

Oh right…I have a dog who I love more than life itself…but I still eat meat and feel sad everytime I do…because little pigs don’t need to die for me to barely enjoy their flesh, the concept repulsive…but the month I did eat vegetarian…I just ate burritos, no joke, and gained 30 pounds…so if anything being Vegetarian made me the fat fuck near death that I am today..

Doesn’t matter…or does it?

Posted in:Advertising|Videos

2016

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Meltdown of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted this MEME of herself on Instagram with the best caption ever….calling out her mom in some kind of spoiled brat breakdown because her mom wasn’t there for her…which I guess is really surprising – seeing as they milked Lohan as hard as they could before throwing her into the dumps as the world forgot about her…but she’s still Lohan…and her mom is still some drunken, coked up Rockette who destroyed her…

I guess what I’m saying is that I still get joy out of how broken emotionally Lohan is from her family that exploited her, so much so that she posts it to fucking instagram in some irrational crazy person tantrum…because she is a crazy person…and that is everything…things don’t change…but faces do..thanks to botox…

Feels like home…a home Lohan never felt…LOLz.

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