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2023

13

Jul

Mary Flashes Her Botched Nipples and Gets Wasted of the Day

Mary is a pretty hilarious online personality. You may remember her for going viral a long time ago for having the world’s fattest vagina. She supported having the fattest vagina, with having some insane clown tits, basically destroying her actual body, while doing social commentary on how fucking weird social media is, and what it does to people, by putting herself under the knife in some performative art kind of attention seeking way, and I guess it’s paid off for her….

She’s got fans, people watch her craziness, her instability in 24 hour long broadcasts of her going on insane benders, like her recent one on vacation, where her newly scaled down tits made an appearance and it’s almost fascinating, while being totally disgusting, and despressing, but also fun….confusing creature this Mary is, but I blame social media for pushing her to what will be a premature death….

TITS OUT!

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2023

13

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops are just such a fun way to present the tits to the world. It’s dynamic, creative, it’s exciting, it’s adventurous, it has personality, it allows the tits to really do their best work, to shine like the titty stars they are….it is basically gymnastics for titties….motion in an otherwise stagnant world and for that reason alone, I like when girls make them titties BOUNCE while simultaneously SHOWING ME THE TITTY!

Here are some TITTY DROPS..

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2023

13

Jul

Madison Beer Bikini Tit of the Day

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Here’s some Madison Beer bringing the hard hitting content, her looking like she’s asleep, medicated or dead, which for some of you would be an invitation to jerk off on her while she’s sleeping, medicated, or dead….if you were to come across her at the park, in a ditch, on a couch at a party, you know at the bottom of the pool….you make it work….because you’re a hard worker, ambitious, motivated person…

Beer is known for her tits, I’m sure she likes to think she’s known for her shitty cover songs that made her famous, got her signed with Bieber, thanks to her mom channelling Bieber’s mom’s hustle….

I don’t think she’s got any hits, but she’s definitely got a set of tits, which is the kind of hit any girl trying to make it needs, so long as she poses laying down in a bikini with them, so that you can see the structure of said tits.

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Posted in:Madison Beer

2023

13

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Here’s a round-up of Tanlines to celebrate the sun, or chemicals that stain your skin like it was the sun, because everyone is scared of the sun, after seeing people like Margot Robbie’s sun damaged face, all mangled and 15 years older looking that it should be…

I am not a believer in climate change, or in the sun being a bad thing for us, since the sun is what makes everything grow and without it we’d all be dead.

I am not a believer in staining your skin with chemicals that your body absorbs either, because that shit seems cancer causing and gross..

But I like the effect fo the tanline, because seeing where clothing once was, knowing clothing is no longer there, speaks to my retard masturbating caveman brain.

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2023

13

Jul

Dua Lipa Nipple of the Day

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Dua Lipa has her nipples out.

The is the single most important pop star of the generation, at least that’s how I think she’s marketed, because she’s got international stardom and TikTok Hits, which is really where it’s at….you know so all the mindless, medicated, half retard girls of the world can sit their, eyes glassed over, singing her lyrics in some kind of medicated trance, because Josie and the Pussycats was a documentary, and this brainwashing shit through sound waves is fucking real….

I don’t know any of her songs, but I know that 90 percent of internet users know her songs, they see her as one of their own because she rose the ranks of Youtuber to international sensation, at least that’s the official storyline these manipulators tell us through their big budget marketing…

But it works out nicely for me, since Dua Lipa has her nipples out and I like nipples and thanks to LEADERS like DUA LIPA, so may girls walk around through everyday life with their nipples out, and I like nipples, so disrupters like DUA LIPA are key to our seeing of nipples through shirts because all these hive mind, brainless, medicated, half retard girls need a leader to guide them through their showing us their nipples….Dua Lipa, their trusted friend and mentor, helping them be their best version of themselves, by wearing sheer clothing.

To See Dua Lipa at the Barbie Premiere CLICK HERE

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Posted in:Dua Lipa

2023

13

Jul

Sophie Mudd Patriotic Mega Tits of the Day

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I assume these Sophie Mudd tit in a bikini pics are from the Fourth, which was 8 or 9 days ago, which you may be thinking “why do I visit a daily updated blog for the latest and greatest in celebrity and celebrity adjacent titties, if the motherfucker takes 9 days to post Sophie Mudd, a budding young star, recently playing herself in The Idol, since those tits have leverage and influence”……not that anyone visits this blog daily, but you get what I am saying…..this should have been posted on the 4th…BUT THE TITS ARE SO BIG, it took 9 days to get around them….to them….because they’re the kind of tits you can get lost in like that actor they recent found dead….it takes months to recover the bodies…

What I am saying is, Sophie Mudd’s tits are so big, you almost feel bad for her, because they can’t be comfortable and must be a liability…blessing and curse shit…but more of a blessing because with the monster tits, I don’t know if she’d be playing herself on stupid TV shows….

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Posted in:Sophie Mudd

2023

13

Jul

Whitney Cummings Looks Fat of the Day

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I used to think that I was a Comedy snob, not because I think I am funnier than most people, even though I am, but because I never find comedians funny. They seem desperate, try hard, losers who practice in front of the mirror, running the same joke over and over to tell the same joke over and over and that’s pretty trash….

But maybe I was like “hating to hate”, unable to see the GOLD that these BRILLIANT minds come up with…

As it turns out, I just don’t find commercial comedy that funny, these people just aren’t that funny, but this picture of Whitney Cum Dumpster in her full form of being cum dumped in, is pretty hilarious…

A pregnant 50 year old holding her tit with her baby growing up inside her, best joke ever….but the nice thing about it is that she didn’t use all her riches from tricking idiots into thinking she was comedic, by paying some immigrant 150k to have her baby for her, like the baby is a designer purse, like all those other old tired sluts with too much money are doing…..

Why carry a baby the way you were built, connecting you to your child in the most amazing way, when there are Mexicans ready to do it for you….DISGUSTING people…

Whitney Cumming pregnant may be disgusting, but not THAT disgusting, so I support the weird pregnant lady all hormonal getting naked in selfies for the internet like she’s important and people care, but maybe she is, cuz at her age, this is basically a science experiment they need to send out to all those OB/GYN doctors in training to learn about GERIATRIC pregnancies…

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Posted in:Whitney Cummings

2023

12

Jul

Iggy Azalea Nude Reading of the Day

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I may have hated on Iggy Azalea for being a fake fuck phoney in the past, her rapping was retarded, the celebrity she got from that rapping far more retarded, her weirdly sized ass even MORE retarded, one that no one thought was real, but that many people didn’t care, because the idea of a clown like ass was appealing to them, it was on trend….

However, now that she’s reduced herself to an internet whore, who gets naked in curated shoots as part of her concept, or her artistry, or her vision…to promote, to sell, to make more money, even though she’s already rich, is a pretty solid look..

You see, the OnlyFans movement doesn’t officially bother me, get the money from the simp losers paying when you can, but I do actually like it when celebs who otherwise weren’t getting naked, just can’t resist the attention from getting naked online, so I’ll stare at that ass, which doesn’t even look like a freakish ass it once was….

I’m into Iggy Azalea holdin’ onto the dream right now…

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Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2023

12

Jul

Suki Waterhouse Bikini of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is the kind of try hard who hits us from every angle…she was first a scenester at the right parties in the UK, then she was a model, then she became an actress, then she dated Brad cooper and did the whole celebrity pussy that celebrity cock lands into, but not hard enough because Irina Shayk was the one able to CAPTURE all the cum in her womb to make that high paying, solid ROI baby….while SUKI went back to the drawing board, found another celebrity to get under, this time the guy from Harry Potter or Twilight, I forget his name….and recently, I saw that she sings, or has a band…because WHAT CAN’T SUKI DO, she does it all…just not very well….or not well enough to really matter….

Well, here she is on a paddleboard in bikini being skinny, and I appreciate the tiny tit, the skinny body, so I’m down for the world to give SUKI a chance, she’s put in the work, or more work than most and deserves it.

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Posted in:Suki Waterhouse

2023

12

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay fit bitches….

It gives us something to jerk off to, because fitness is hot, it’s healthy, it means they can fuck better than a fatty, while looking better than a fatty, so that we can lay there as fatties inspired by their fitness, their musculature, since it takes work to look good, to be healthy, especially in a world where they want us all fat, sick and dead…

Point of the story, fit bitches doing fitness is the only reason I’d ever get a gym membership….FOR THE JERKING OFF MAN…that’s my workout….even if it gets me arrested…HIGH RISK!

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