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2023

25

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

If you’ve got titties and even if you don’t have titties, because I was looking at before and after plastic surgery titties for most of the night last night and some tits are fucking weird, some are disfigured like they were in an accident, or got cancer from their weak genetics, but even if you got those mutated, mangled, birth defect titties…HOP ON THE TREND…and DROP them titties.

It’s a fun, probably not family friendly, except maybe to the “FREE THE NIPPLE” types who believe that tits are natural even when they aren’t and in being part of nature, they should be revealed and ultimate, I don’t really care…so long as the TITTY drops happen!

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2023

25

May

Britney Spears Thong of the Day

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Here’s some Britney Spears producing some really weird, low budget content that I was assumed was created before they killed her off or institutionalized her after the whole “releasing her” from her captivity she’s under.

I just don’t believe it, mainly because of the glitches we’ve seen in her content and the shit quality in her content, and the fact that she could easily be a body double.

I don’t know why they’d do it, I guess money is still meant to be made…and it’s being made, they recently said she’ll be releasing a new album soon, obviously…KEEP MILKING THE CASH COW like you are K-Fed….

The reality is, maybe her family of handlers deserve the compensation because without their sacrifices she’d be nothing, and by sacrifices I mean child sacrifices with other record execs in exchange for the stardom they got…

Anyway, I’m into the body they pretend is Britney in her bikini doing smutty selfies on an out dated phone in what she claims is MEXICO back in April…SURE IT IS BRO…

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2023

25

May

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Here’s some tanlines to remind you that grey skinned, half dead, medicated, lifeless, disgusting, near death, poorly nourished, screen tanned, empty, vaccinated, chronically ill, unhealthy can be made to look better with one of those stripper supported spray tan people….

Getting out in the sun they are trying to dim, that they tell you is going to kill you, in order to sell billions of dollars of products, despite the sun being the lifeline for nature since the dawn of time, literally….is CRAZY…

SO don’t get out there in it….BECAUSE IT WILL KILL YOU….according to the demons running the show for profit….

OR do get out there, just be sure to have skimpy clothes on so we can see NATURES or chemical highlighting the good stuff when you strip down for the internet…and by you I don’t mean you…I mean hot chicks, which you aren’t…

I do this for the pussy bro..

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2023

25

May

Heidi Klum’s Nipple Flash of the Day

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Heidi Klum may be looking a little mangled in the face, she’s old as shit at this point and the fact that she’s still something probably has a lot to do with her tits, which are spilling out of her slutty old lady dress that you probably wouldn’t see at the old folks home, but if it did, there’d be a hell of a lot more old lady rapes at the old folks home being reported, not because they were asking for it based on their outfit choice, but because their outfit choices trigger animalistic instincts….even when dried up and menopausal…we’re men and can’t be expected to control ourselves…

She’s at CANNES because she’s rich and prestigious, she didn’t bring her hot busty eugenics daughter out with the awesome tits from what I’m seeing here, so we’ll stare at the mom tits in the meantime.

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2023

24

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s nice to see that the people are starting to speak up about the insanity that they’ve normalized…

Whether it’s drag queen shit, child trans shit, and all the brands that we support or consume hoping on the trend to appease a smaller percentage of freaks on the internet who whine about the injustices they see, because they are losers and only see injustices…

But I take great pleasure in seeing Bud Light being boycotted, dropping 25% in sales per week over week, now a brand that people think you’d have to be a fag to drink, alienating their actual market to please people who don’t buy their shit…

It’s fucking hilarious…

The world’s not nuts, reasonable people just kept their protest voices off for a little too long, so the silent majority is making some moves, hopefully strong enough to re-shape whatever hell we’ve become as a species….

That said, homeless people make more money than me….and thus get more pussy than me….which isn’t saying much

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Sharon Stone’s Shocking Bikini Selfie
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Livvy Dunne Manhandles Sandwich
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Tight Pink Dress
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Cindy Bruna’s See Through in Cannes
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Strange People on Public Transit
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Margot Robbie is Barbie for Vogue
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Hot College Gymnast Sydney Smith Defends her Big Cannons
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Irina Shayk’s Booty
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Pam Adlon’s Big Tit in 1997
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Miley Cyrus in a Hot Outfit for New Video
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Sophia Culpo’s Pokies in the Grass
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Wrestler with No Legs
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Kara Del Toro Bikinis in South of France
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Irina Shayk’s See Through Moment in Cannes
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Kristen Cavallari Selfies
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Musical Fire Table
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Guiness Record for Longest Plank
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Em Rata Thong on the Beach
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Dua Lipa with Versace
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Haley Kalil is The Little Mermaid
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Farm Animals Being Funny
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Rollercoaster Prank Scares
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Paris Hiltons 23 year old dog dies
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Booty on 1883
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Debbie St Pierre Hot Mom
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Chloe Bailey Takes a Vacation
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Makayla Perkins the Viral Sports Reporter!
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Lake Dam Collapses
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A Look at Most Powerful Lambo
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World Surfing Champion Surfs With The Everyday Crowd Every Day
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Jack Nicholson catches a game with his son
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Coi Leray Brings her Nips to the Gram
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Brennah Black in a Bikini
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Angry Sports Dad vs Ref
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Clutch Engages
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Rescued Baby Fox Meets Other Foxes
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How Stop Creepers at the Gym
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Former bassist for The Beatles, dead at 81
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Sommer Ray’s Booty on the Alabama Shore
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Salma Hayek Brings GLAM To Cannes
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Olivia Culpo’s Birthday Celebration
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The Man Who Only had 10 percent of his Brain
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The Reason Why Electric Insulators Are So Important
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Little Frog Found in Salad
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Man charged over theft of ‘Wizard of Oz’ slippers
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Gen with a G is a Bikini Influencer
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Joanna Lopez in a Bikini on the beach
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Former Charlton Athletics Player Does Good Content!
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How Photos Were Shared Back In 1930
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Dog Naps with Eyes Open
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Lebron James’ Son Attends Prom
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Artsy Pantyhose Model
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Rita Ora Rocks a Mullet
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Mushroom Timelapse
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University of Nebraska Track Athlete Graduates
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All the Sluts at the Cannes Film Festival
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Janelle Monae Tits Out for Rolling Stone Porn
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Jodie Woods at a Barbie Event
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Jordyn Woods in a Sheer Dress
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Jasmine Tookes at an Event
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Khloe Kardashian in a Body Suit
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Jordana Brewster at an Event
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Samantha Hanrattty in a Dress
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Olivia Wilde in a Sports Bra
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Zooey Deschanel at an Event
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Paris Jackson Dog Walkin
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Millie Bobby Brown in Shorts
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Rainey Qualley in a Black Dress
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Kourtney Kardashian and AIDS
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Gisele in a White Outfit
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Jessica Chastain in a White Dress
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Kendall Jenner in Leggings
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Sofia Vegara on the Street
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Hailee Steinfeld at a Spiderman Event
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Hilary Duff in a Magazine Shoot
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Sofia Richie Red Cardigan
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Girl Session
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8 Times Amateur Porn Will Make You Uncomfortable
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Big Bouncy Boobs
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Taco Time!
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Eggplant
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Big Thong Dora the Explorer Ass
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23 People Having a Shit Day
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Big Ass Riding Furniture
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Girls Fingering
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Hot tits in a Bikini
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Baby Got Back
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Girl Masturbates in Parked Car
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Rockin’ the Vibe
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Zoey’s Got Some Toys In
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No Warning – No Apologies
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Mental Mondays
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10 Inch Dildo
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Perky Girl Dildo Time
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Devil Horn Girls
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Putting the Toy In
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Chair Rider
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Lesbian Sleepover
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Old Lady Finger Banger
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Big Titty Model has Big Titty
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Big Thick Toy
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Toy in Ass from Behind
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Hottie is a Banger
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Close Up Pussy Rub
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2023

24

May

Leni Klum Underboob of the Day

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I think the most important celebrity child to grace our lives in recent times, the single most important entitled, bratty, existing because of who her momma Heidi made her, is Leni Klum’s tits….

They are substantial and appreciated on their recent and hopefully continued world tour!

Leni Klum Tits inspire. Thumbs up for eugenics and nepotism for keeping us wanting to be fed!

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2023

24

May

Lily-Rose Depp See Through Nipple Dress of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp prides herself on being a high society Euro Trash from France, because her mom is a French celebrity whole potentially raised her in the dad’s Chateau that I distinctly remember seeing a story about her crying about when he wanted to sell it, because Lily Rose deserves Chateaus you know, she was made from high earning sperm and thus deserves all that comes with that famous dad.

I think she’s pretty hot, but I am sure she’s not very interesting, not very cool, but rather another bratty and entitled rich kid who acted famous long before being famous because she felt it was her birth right.

If anything, her being from France, or having that Euro passport makes her even more annoying, it allows her to be French about things, snobby and high brow, thinking she’s a fashion icon, who understands old country food and culture and who speaks french like a fucking asshole…

But at least she’s hot, and respecting the age old tradition of French bitches exposing their breasts, whether in shitty blue movies I used to jerk off to because we had that France stream of content in French Canada, or more interestingly….TITS on the beach, in fashion, basically lots of fucking tits in France….

So this sheer outfit, obviously designer, features what could be her nipples on her tiny tits and it’s a good look…even if she’s probably the worst! She really can’t be that bad…lookin’ like this..

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2023

24

May

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In a world of fat fucks being gifted the consolation prize, being told that just showing up is enough, being told that being disrespectful, self harming and hating your fat fucking body is now called BODY POSITIVITY, rebrand SELF DESTRUCTION and SELF HATE, to BODY POSITIVITY so all the fatties become a consumer group that make brands billions of dollars, eating their shit foods, buying their shit products, acting like they are boss bitches who are fierce, even selling nudes as fatties, for dudes who clearly have mental problems, because paying for porn for some personal connection in this era of free porn is fucking mental, but paying for a fatty’s porn is even more mental…like have some standards in your jerking off, I get that no normal weight person will fuck you in real life, but either will a fatty, so fucking figure it out fool.

Buy yeah, in that world, a girl who does fitness goes a long fucking way…

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2023

24

May

Maria Menounos Mud Erotica of the Day

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I thought that Maria Menounos, media maven who left being jerked off on Extra, to run her own podcast network probably worth 100s of millions, was dying of cancer….

She had a brain tumor a few years ago, then I read she recently had some other cancer, possibly COLON cancer, but probably pancreatic cancer, which I thought was a death sentence, STEVE JOBS, but that in her case is a media tour to sell her product…

Well, the GREEK who just got her GREEK citizenship, which all the men who have had anal sex with her probably assumed she already had from the OLIVE oil jar by the bed, decided to role around and cover herself in feces, the way she’s always done after anal sex, and lucky for you it’s documented on the internet…

I’d expect the pancreatic cancer shit to be a lot more pale in color based on the malabsorbtion of fat, so maybe SHE is cured…

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2023

24

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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The call them pussy lips for a reason people, it’s because they do the fucking eating….

It’s the vagina dentata without the teeth, just gumming away at the tight pants being pulled up into them, so that random strangers can see the pussy print, it’s the cleavage of the era, because women are feeling threatened on a hive mind level by the trannies moving in and replacing them, and the only thing they have to win the closet case men with too much testosterone from the estrogen in their water is the pussy…

It’s the pussy chronicles, the vagina monologues, the each pussy has a story to tell, and the fact that their is womb should LURE men into want to breed with them, not just creampie them, but actually breed with them like their tight pants are trying to do, because that’s the POINT of humanity, to SPREAD the SEED, to KEEP the LINE GOING….idiots…

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