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2016

14

Jan

Sara Underwood’s Ass of the Day

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Ryan Seacrest the cock whore coke whore’s ex asshole he used to fuck when trying to claim his heterosexuality, that he still tries to trick people into believing he’s not a fag, Sara Underwood, the 18 year old from Playboy who tried to get into hosting after Playboy, but the world didn’t want that from her, they wanted her to do porn…it’s like we’ve seen your pussy…why isn’t there a dick in it and why are you talking to us about videogames and nerd shit…trying to pull it off, trying to be legit and going back to showing her great ass…on instagram to build that instagram audience and make that instagram money…

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2016

14

Jan

Sara Pavan Bush for Emanuele Ferrari Naked of the Day

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Sara Pavan is some amazing bushed girl….and I fucking love bush…this was in Purple magazine by photographer Emanuele Ferrari who I’ve posted pictures of before…

I’ve never heard of Sara Pavan before, but we can assume she’s some hipster model, maybe with an agency because agencies sign anyone, probably trying to get as famous as possible because being famous makes money, and everyone under 25 wants to be famous…at least on instagram….and who cares about what I say, she’s magical and all I want is to get roped into her bush and trapped forever…it’s magical..

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2016

14

Jan

Serinda Swan’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Serinda Swan guest starred in one episode of Hawaii Five-0…amongst other shit…

She’s from Canada…

She’s 31…that’s old…my cut off age, even with the hot older ladies is 25, because I’m not disgusting..but maybe you’re into battered old ladies who should be married and have kids, but is instead doing this hollywood thing, living the childhood dream….when she should take it down a notch…take it down a notch…

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2016

14

Jan

Nina Agdal Promoting Bathing Suits of the Day

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Nina Agdal is the worst forehead in bootleg modeling…

All SI Swimsuit models are bootleg…they aren’t real models and don’t really work…but they get rich boyfriends…

Nina Agdal happens to be the one who has special needs, at least I assume she does, she’s got Downs Syndrome mainly because she’s got this big Danish head….

She’s a sugar baby, which is code for prostitute, because that’s how all these Sports Illustrated models live the good life….rich guys love Sports Illustrated girls…

Really, all that matters is that I am all for affirmative action, you know hiring handicapped people from some organization, who get government subsidies to give retards work…and who you can get for cheap as fuck…

I am also into sex with retards for the same reasons…but that doesn’t matter….I’m just weird…so you can imagine…I’m into it..

If you don’t like that…here’s a slutty shoot of hers..

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2016

14

Jan

Maitland Ward is a Trainwreck of the Day

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I am pretty confident that Maitland Ward is an unstable, possible drug addict, fame whore trying to get some attention before it’s too late…pushing 40, maybe even older than 40, banking on Boy Meets World, her ONLY job, fans to remember her and pay attention…and I guess it is kind of working…

I just find the whole thing pretty fucking sad, not because I hate old sloppy girls half naked, I mean I think it’s great…especially when the whole thing backfires. I mean sure sites like mine post on her, but sites like mine are totally fucking irrelevant, and that may make these girls feel good, but that just shows how dated their thinking is, assuming that they think…

A couple of days ago was “Kiss a Ginger Day”….a perfect day for ginger fame whores to self promote…and she missed it and posted it a day later…when it was trending on facebook.

These kind of obscure days are the ones these fame whores NEED to be producing content for, so sites have an excuse. Missing the day, when it’s all you’ve got, it’s your Golden Globe, to show off your tits and hope maybe, just maybe this time will be the time people care…

Instead, she just looks like a fucking wreck, which is erotic to me, but that’s because I only really deal with unstable, hooker type women, one pill away from overdose…

I mean could she have shot any shittier fucking pics…it’s her naked with a naked friend on her – yet they look like they are shot in a first generation iphone…at least invest in a goddamn camera and some photography classes fame whore.

If Kiss a Ginger a Day Late with a Ginger who should be living for this one day as it’s her only hope…isn’t you’re kind of famewhore..

How about Bai Ling Dressed like David Bowie as a “Tribute”…or what I like to call pissing on his grave.

I like the smoking- you know since he died of cancer…nailed it…

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2016

14

Jan

Lisa Bonet and Zoe Kravitz Together for Calvin Klien of the Day

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This is the celebrity / model equivalent of getting a lap dance from a mother/daughter dancing duo, who realize that alone they aren’t that great…but together they give fantasies, to those of you who like to fuck a woman and that STD she shat out of her vagina 9 months after being cummed inside, once that STD grows up to be an annoying, spoiled brat…

I actually know a lot of guys who have fucked women, then their 20 year old daughters, or vice versa, it’s more common than you’d think…and I guess it happens in “hollywood”…not that Lisa Bonet or Zoe Kravitz are hollywood, I mean Cosby Show and that other show with Dwayne Wayne haven’t been on TV in 25 years…while Zoe Kravitz is just some rich kid who benefitted from her mom and probably more her dad’s career..so that she doesn’t have to work and all this is just “fun”…or as her pretentious trying to be a bigger deal with a higher purpose than “connected rich kid”…her “art”…it’s laughable…but at least they are getting PAID..bro..

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2016

14

Jan

Lonely Man Loving Mannequin and Other Videos of the Day

Sexy Mexican in Handcuffs…

Truck’s Breaks Fail

Bikini Wearing Rickshaw Driver Fail

Thai Biker Babes doing Wheelies

Starbucks Suicide Bomber in Indo

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2016

14

Jan

Alexis Ford – Student Pilot Pornstar – Lands on Freeway of the Day

The other day – I looked up ovulation porn just to see if it existed and as I expected…it did…everything exists…but Alexis Ford is taking it to that next level with Plane Crash porn…

Her name is Danielle Lagree, also known in the porn world as Alexis Ford, who is an amateur pilot…landing on the freeway in California the other day…

I mean, I don’t think there’s anything that funny about a small plane crash, or emergency landing due to mechanical issues. I don’t even think a porn chick flying planes is really that big of a deal either, I mean they are people too and in today’s day and age of porn everywhere….it’s mainstream…bigger than Hollywood and these porn chicks are for the most part just misguided everyday girls who like to fuck and think it’s cool to fuck on camera…since dudes jerk off to porn…at least regular dudes…not me…since I hate the shit…

I think it’s just funny because porn stars doing anything that isn’t sucking dick is funny, they’ve positioned themselves like that…so that when they go down…her audience assumes it’s not a plane on a freeway but more on dicks…

Here’s an interview about her being a pilot…

I guess now that she’s married to a fitness guy and she’s retired from porn…

Here’s a bunch of her pics…

I’m sure you can google her and find her in more compromising positions than a plane crash….

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2016

14

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Starbucks in Indo is the bomb….

Die Hard Alan Rickman – You Already Did…

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I can make bad jokes – like all these meme peddling assholes who make millions a year, but for some reason – people hate me when I do it…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…after staying up until 5 am with a girl I tried convincing to give me a puppet show with her asshole…while she was sleeping…and didn’t know I was in her house….

Which brings up my next point, girls I follow home from bars, you should really lock your doors…

Hot Sluts in a Bikini..
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The Oscar Nominations are in. There are no Surprises. I Just Hope the Big Short doesn’t win because it was written and directed by the FunnyOrDie founder and billionaire, and I hate that fucking lame, pandering to retard, use celebs for hits like they were tits, garbage…ROOM is amazing…reminds me of my life…
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Tyga’s 14 Year Old Trying to Take Him Down – Lied and Said she was 18 and Should Go to Jail for that Shit…
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The Michael Jackson Meme is the Best
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This Adele Car Karaoke Video with that cunt Late Show Host… Has Gone Viral – Why Can’t They Fucking Crash
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Nina Agdal in Lingerie…
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Reaction to Ex Boyfriend’s Model Ex
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Attention Seeking Whore….of the Day
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Maitland Ward – One Day Late on Kiss a Ginger Day
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23 Photoshop Fails…
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Nick Carter – Arrested!
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Khloe Kardashian – Hard Nipples…
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Alan Rickman of Die Hard Villain fame has died…We Like Him
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2016

13

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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How many instagram models will try to have sex with me if I win the Powerball tonight? Or will they make me pay their regular rates.

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Here are some stepLINKS…

Australian Pole Dance Contestant
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183 Movies Sing Linkin Park Song
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Weird Celebrity Big Brother Clip
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Khloe Kardashian Hard Nipples
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So Many Crazy Asses – Because That’s Hot Asses Work…They Crazy
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Meltdown of the Day
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Maggie Q – no Bra – no Problem
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Iranian Goaltender Arrested for Posting a Picture with Clothed Girls…
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Slut of the Day
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Daniel Day-Lewis Has a Son
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Selena Gomez Breasts
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Harry Pussy Flash of the Day
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Gwen Stefani – Caught the Bouquet
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Selena Gomez – Braless
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How To Drink a Morning Coffee in Norway
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The Kardashian’s Wrote Kanye’s New Album
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10 Lottery Winners Who Died Tragically
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Leo Doesn’t Want Babies Because He’s Gay
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Car Crash of the Day
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Jessica Biel’s a Mom…
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These Hilarious Currency Drawings Are So Money
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Kourtney Kardashian Whoring Out for Kitkat
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Lady Gaga Tit
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Mandy Moore is a Crazy Cat Lady
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Gwen Stefani has no Ass Because She’s a Dude
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Jewel is in a weird Relationship
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A Couple of British Models
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14 Times Science Fiction Writers Predicted the Future
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Tyga’s 14 Year Old Told Him she was 18
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Girls with Team Spirit!
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day…
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Russian Babe Does Live Cam Show at the Mall
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The Most Powerful Ass in Mexico
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Weird Panty Flash of the Day
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Aggressive Lesbian Video
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Videogame Battle Turns into Makeout
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So Many Selfies of SLuts…Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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