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Diddy’s Girlfriend J.Lo Showing Thigh on TV of the Day

Iggy Azalea Titty of the Day

Chanelle Hayes Bikini tits of the Day

2016

Jan

Alisa Ahmann for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

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Alisa Ahmann’s mother agency is in Hamburg Germany, so it is is safe to say that she’s some Nazi created entity during Hitler’s Syphilis induced evil genius where he wanted to kill off all the people he found gross…but most interestingly was able to rally all the people to follow…we’re talking an entire fucking country, who just sort of went with it, because they are some pragmatic people who just do what they are told, even when it is fucking evil…Everyone focuses on the Nazi officers, but no one really cares about the millions of civilians doing the Nazi Salute…that could be Alisa Ahmann’s family, maybe her granny on Christmas prances around Heil-ing…but then again, maybe she’s not even from Germany, maybe she’s a Jew, maybe she’s not a product of “Lebensborn”, Hitler’s super human breeding program…but she could be – because she’s fucking perfect….I mean from the right angle, in some of her instagram pics she looks very horsey…which could be part of Hilter’s cross breeding programs…either way, she’s german.

These pics are by the master of photographer Ellen Von Unwerth…

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2016

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Mall Photo Studio Inspired Picture of the Day

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My ongoing, boring, unfunny, but I keep saying it joke about Bella Thorne, the star of the Florida stage family with a dozen kids, of whom this is the only one who has any celebrity, is that she’s 40 and actually the stage mom, trying to show her ugly hipster kids how to make it, all you have to do is pretend to be 17…turn 18…and wear your bikini and no one will ask questions…you know frustrated at her daughter’s failing at getting dads to jerk off to them because they are forced to watch the shit tv, she took it upon herself to prove a point that even at 40, you can play a 17 year old people will love if you wear a push up bra…

Because of that push up bra and that pretending to be 17 turning 18, Bella Thorne is all the rage right now, at least that’s the way it seems if you accidentally read all these shitty blogs, but I don’t think she’s anything special, her social media is a 5 on 10 in excitement, her career is a 5 on 10 in excitement and the only reason anyone really even notices her is because the industry is putting money into her as they need a young reliable babe who guys like to carry shitty movies and TV shows…so why not make it this one…

They make her get to the events, they call the paparazzi, they tip her off on the type of content she needs to produce and they maximize the little celebrity they have and build off it…with their tits…

The reason I like this picture, or why I am posting this picture, is because it reminds me of an 80s mall shoot wives for their husbands, or young aspiring models do for their portfolio, something she had done when she was actually 18, 22 years ago, all cheesy in the cheesy studio…but when I looked closer…it wasn’t really that at all..i’ll post it anyway, since everyone loves this bitch…

TO SEE HER IN RIPPED JEANS CLICK HERE

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2016

Jan

Lottie Moss with Pomeranian dog for Some Campaign of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ sister who is FRESHLY 18, we’re talking 15 days since she’s turned 18, and she’s already in campaigns holding a dog, not riding her sister’s fame, fortune, success, or connections…you know not milking the Moss name, definitely not rocking the Moss aesthetic from the 90s, because these pictures are dark, rugged, or heroin chic, the shit that made us love Kate Moss like we were Johnny Depp and every guy in a band she had unprotected sex with…but instead it’s some Disney Channel quality wholesome that you don’t even see if you go to a college bar where these modern, feminst, young sluts are virtually doing vagina puppet shows for a cocktail they will later claim was drugged, after they black out and wake up with a dick in them….you know…youth of today…or some shit..

We can assume that in the next few days…or months..she’ll be naked, she’s 18, it’s allowed, and really what everyone is doing…unless her career takes the right direction, the one I actually tell girls I meet, which is “don’t get naked, everyone gets naked, if you don’t get naked, people will want to see you naked”….something people don’t seem to understand because they are trash and constantly put it out there to get noticed, even though they’ll pretend it’s for some higher purpose..

Either way, Kate Moss is one of my favorite, I love her long nipples, and even in her 40s I think she’s amazing…so anything that shares her DNA is already a win to me…even if this shoot is garbage…I believe in Charlotte Moss…she’s the future…and has everything lined up perfectly for her..

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2016

Jan

Hailey Clauson in Elle Spain of the Day

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The highlight of Hailey Clauson is not that she’s some very large Sports Illustrated model, you know the kind that you look at and know she’s 6 foot tall and broad enough to beat the shit out of you if you are ever at a party with her and you try to grab her ass…you know just fucking angry..

The highlight of Hailey Clauson is not that she’s done a ton of topless shoots over her career..

The highlight of Hailey Clauson is that at 15 she was cast for some Urban Outfitters shoot, and her dad was on set and agreed and signed off to all the slutty images they took of her, despite being 15, so she did what any 15 year old sex worker would do to a company hiring them to pose slutty in campaigns at 15, even when her dad signs off on it, because 15 is what Jared from Subway got locked away for, and 15 is illegal…she sued them for 28 million dollars and they “settled”…meaning she got 10 million dollars..which is a lot of fucking money…

For some reason, a reason I don’t understand, people still hire her, while I’d blacklist the bitch, there are 1000s of hotter girls who are just happy to get work, not suing brands for millions who hired her for a job….but then again, any photographer or company hiring 15 year old models to pose slutty…are fucking sexual predators and should be shot….I can’t imagine shooting girls over 18 is really that difficult for them…right…

Here she is for Elle Spain..

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2016

Jan

Kendall Jenner and the Hadid Brats Dance of the DAy

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Kendall Jenner is into dancing, but that doesn’t mean she’s interesting, talented or cool…it just means her mom is conditioning her for Dancing with the Stars when the career takes a lull, hell, she’s probably got a plan for a whole Karashian season of Dancing with the Stars once their sheer media power to sell product fades when the world collectively unfollows every single one of them

The sad thing is that the general public is too fucking lazy to go in and figure out all their names to unfollow them, so it’s just easier to “like their pics”…because clearly they are doing something right and will do something interesting…even though they never did…

They peaked with the sex tape and the sex tape wasn’t even that good…

But I guess in their mind, while Vogue and Chanel is booking them for work or photoshoot campaigns, because if they promote it, it gets seen and if it gets seen they get their moneys worth, all while these three rich kids are virtually playing dress up like they did as little bratty tweens, only in real life…because the world is fucking set up for them to be this…

That’s why they are all doing their white girl twerk, hood dance, bullshit cultural appropriation, because this is what white girls are into and how white girls act, whether they’ve won at life or not…all done up for an elegant shoot…because they are so fun and I guess because this is a joke to them but this makes them current, relatable to other white girls who follow them..and the whole thing is so stupid..but here she is dancing on her instagram like the lame, cheesy bitch she is..

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2016

Jan

Danielle Lloyd’s Pussy Flash of the Day

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Her name is Danielle Lloyd, she’s a busty UK model who has made a living showing her tits, and here she is showing what looks like her pussy…

Not that she’s an actual model, she’s one step away from a promo model working at a cheesy club handing out red bulls, or toilet paper samples at some outdoor event, but still a model because magazines ran pics of her and in doing that…she’s been able to fuck rich dudes at the right party who prefer their thirsty bitches to be published..it makes the fact that they are whores easier to deal with…

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

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2016

Jan

Teacher Caught Banging Student in Class and Other Videos of the Day

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“Your son told my son that his balls smell like cheese” – Moms Fight Over Bullying..

Cop Gets Taken Out by a Truck

People Love the Fat Russian Leo Doppleganger…

Crazy Hit and Run of the Day

Robber Shoots Himself in Hand…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I won a small battle last night, for someone who doesn’t bother trolling the internet because I’ve said all I need to say to people, and prefer just announcing it here for no one to read or care, rather than on facebook or twitter, and that small battle is that I posted a picture of a virginal school girl pussy pastry that bleeds strawberry when you finger it…and someone reported it…but the people who police dick pics at Facebook, probably located in India, approved it…

You have to understand that I started up on this shit in 2001 where I didn’t have a site and I’d just troll people on Friendster until Friendster deleted my 4 times and I moved to myspace where I got deleted 4 times and then tried to start my own social network before facebook where I got deleted 4 times…but this latest account…I’ve had for 6 years…then there’s instagram…where I’ve been deleted 4 times…and each of those times, there was no negotiations, just done – all your fake friends are no more…even when on Myspace I had thousands of people into it…

But last night…we won!

All this to say, never tell a girl you’re hanging out with that you’ll suck the period bloat out of her ass…if you want her to have sex with you…even with her on her period because you’re a feminist and celebrate periods. Girl power.

LINKS….GO HERE!

Hot Girls Tugging on their Slutty Clothes
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Selena Gomez – Pudgy Chipmunk in a Bikini
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Chemical Brother’s Have a New Video…WIth Hard Nipples and Panty Danes in It
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Nicki Minaj Big Old Tits
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Should Emma Watson Spend a Week at a Migrant Camp?
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Miley Cyrus is WOrking with Woody Allen – Because She’s an Actor
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Epic Wind Tube Performer
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I want to Suck Georgia May’s Foote
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Veteran Plows with Modified Wheelchair
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Panther’s Fan Falls Out of Stands
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Naked Enough Ann Kathrin Brommel – the Soccer Wife
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Porn Chicks at Porn Conventions
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Kristen Stewart’s a Racist!
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Is Titanium Bulletproof
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The Internet is So Mainstream….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Huge Fucking Tits
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Korean Girls Try To Open Their Eyes
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Guy Shoots Kid with an Airsoft Rifle
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Bella Thorne Braless
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Hollywood Scrambles for “TOP VICTIM” – Topless Julie Demply Says it’s Women..
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Bieber Tried to Bang Ariana Grande – It Didn’t Work
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Porn Stars at the AVNs
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Miley Cyrus is Reengaged…
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Panthers Fan Falls Out of Stand…
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Milla Jovovich in Red
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Shampooing Girls Hair PRank
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Rapper tries to Convince World is Flat
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Thigh Gaps!
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Emma Stone Hits ATM in Leggings
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Friends Reunion Happened
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Physicist Risks Life To Prove Law of Physics…
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Pippa Middleton in Spandex Ski Outfit
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Insanely Fast Pit Crew
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Maria Fowler Nipples
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Lauren Ridealgh in Lingerie…
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Some Shitty See Through to Her Bra…
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Mariah Carey Boobs
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Slut of the Day – in Shitty Pics
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100 Years of Cars
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Chris Rock is Rewriting all His Jokes
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Cher Lloyd in a Mini Skirt
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Denise Richards is Suing Charlie Sheen…
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Blac Chyna is Fucking The Diabetes Out of Rob Kardashian, Even Though Her Baby Daddy, is Kylie Jenner’s Child Molester
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Gigi Hadid Street Walker
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Girls at the BEach
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Huge Dog Takes Vet for a Ride
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Lara Stone – Wet See Through
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Lia Marie Johnson Looks Good…
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Water Whore in a Red Bikini…
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30 Kitchen Fails
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Weird Cover of Adele’s Hello….By Some Gimmicky Fucking Australian Youtube Famous Band…They Used a Big Guitar Once…Assholes…
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The Underboob Pen Challenge
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Hilary Duff – Braless
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Eyebrows of the Day
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Elephant Protects Baby Elephant
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Selena Gomez Bikini
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Irina Shayk is Fucking Good…
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Andie McDowell Survived COACH
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Flashing a Kid at the Mall Prank
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Blonde Girl Masturabtes All Day
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Sex Toy So Solid it’s Plugged In
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Chinese Roadkill Buffet
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Intense Dry Fuck
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If Porn Comments were Lego
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Random TUMBLR POrn
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Naked in Paris
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Big Dumb Tits
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Cow Slaughter Fail
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Man Gives Birth
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2 Mexicans VS 6 Black Guys in some Race Wars
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2016

Jan

Behati Prinsloo Nipple of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo busted out her nipple on the runway – because she’s a real model…or at least enough of a model to land a rich and famous homosexual looking dude to marry her…and offer her life security….she just need to get knocked up like all the other Victoria’s Secret model…despite being knocked being gross but I guess further way to gt the brand to relate to the white trash that buy their product…while alienating them and making them feel like shit about themselves as they don’t look like Behati post pregancy, but this made in China or Indonesia or Vietnam panty set will allow her to role play that she does…weird…

All this to say she smells like Adam Levine, she could be spread eagled and all I’d think abotu is Adam Levine, I’m the kind of guy who gets turned off by chicks when I find ou who they’ve fucked…and he’s the gay disease….

I’ll still look because why the fuck not, it’s a nipple, let’s sexualize it before, during and after her Levine pregnancy…I have very little else going on in my life…

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