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2015

23

Dec

Chloe Moretz Booty Shot is Modern and Luxurious of the Day

Here’s some Chloe Moretz for Modern Luxury magazine….because she’s modern, she’s luxurious, she’s it, she’s now, she’s current, she exists, and many nerdy dudes have jerked off to her when she was underage….THANKS MOM FOR PUTTING ME INTO SPANDEX SUPERHERO MOVIES WHEN I WAS 12….

But then again, she looks 40, so I don’t know, maybe that being 12 in that superhero movie was just hollywood magic as Hollywood hates working with kids, their unions are so annoying with their restrictions and requirements, so that it’s just easier to find an underdeveloped 18 year old to pay a 12 year old…

I’m sure you’ve already thought of that while jerking off to her 12 year old body in that movie…it makes your perversion more acceptable…

I am indifferent on this one, but when any girl is posing in stretches wearing leotards, I appreciate the effort…or in this case…the modern luxury…

Here she is for XMAS!! With her Mom….or as she prefers to be called…her pimp…

Posted in:Chloe Moretz|SFW

2015

23

Dec

Isabel Goulart is in a Bikini Like it’s her Job Because it Is of the Day

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Nothing says Christmas like a half naked Catholic Brazilian…on the beach in a bikini…because she’s a bikini model…and wearing a bikini is her job…even if she’s not getting paid for this, she wants you to know she’s still capable of it, and can still work it, and that she’s devoted her life to fitness and diet, she even produced slow motion videos of her working out on her instagramm…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Dec 18, 2015 at 2:26am PST

To get that point across…

I think she looks like a man, which wouldn’t be much of a stretch seeing as she’s Brazilian, the kind of tranny, like most trannies with bigger dicks that me…

But that’s sure a fit Body…right…

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Posted in:Isabel Goulart

2015

23

Dec

Miley Cyrus’s Christmas Dreams of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted a couple holiday pics to her instagram, I guess she’s shooting a video, or maybe she’s just so tumblr artist weird that she does this shit in her house with her latch on friends because they are so weird and different all while being the fucking same…

I guess I don’t hate what Miley has contributed to the world, in her getting naked ways, but I do think it’d be a more interesting artist statement if her instagram Christmas themed pic were a little more about her shitting out candy canes and/or gingerbread men..in close up pictures of her anus decorated as Santa’s village…

Ya know…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

23

Dec

Pheobe Price is Christmas of the Day

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I saw these pictures a few days ago, but had to let them fully digest, by staring at them for a solid 3-4 days, because they are on some higher level of fame whoring, that I don’t even think is considered fame whoring, since Phoebe has been doing this forever, it’s more just what she does…

She’s a friend of the site, obviously, how could I not adore a woman who has made a name for herself going where the paparazzi go, in an era before instagram…where if there was an instagram back then…she would have really dominated…like all these modern versions of her are…

I love that she’s going harder and harder to get noticed…as she nears 50 and still looks amazing, and I anxiously await the day she’s sitting on my face, it’s been a long time coming and the I know part of me will die like some kind of groupie after sucking a rockstars dick, knowing that I just experienced Phoebe Price…the goddess, or in this case..the reindeer…

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Posted in:Phoebe Price|SFW

2015

23

Dec

Charlotte McKinney Huge Florida Trash Tits Distract from her Face for Love Magazine of the Day

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I’ve give Charlotte McKinney credit where credit is deserved….she does have massive tits, and she has been very good at using the strategically to get ahead. Whatever that means, or entails,

Her life is a Christmas Miracle, well, really her tits are, her life is a series of strategic things she’s properly executed with those tits, like getting on TV and making herself household, far better than all her big titty florida trash friends who still work as cocktail waitresses and fuck black drug dealers…or worse…white middle managers…in khakis at the golf course…which if you’ve been to florida, you know those frat bros are all over the motherfucker…

Either way, this may not be a real Christmas themed video or a Christmas miracle…or really anything but big tits on the beach…but at least the tits distract from that krampus face…

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2015

23

Dec

Isabelle Cutrim by Emanuele Ferrari for Christmas of the Day

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Her name is Isabelle Cutrim and she’s ringing in the Christmas season with a fun Christmas shoot, even though most people hate on Christmas, because they are white and entitled college kids and they think it makes them sound smart and inclusive, current, modern and progressive, when really they need to be kicked in the fucking face because Christmas is everything….

That said, these are some subtle naked and amazing model posing with some decorations, simple and effective, it’s like all they need is a white wall and a babe for me to really tap into the Christmas Miracle that is her naked and posing….

I am going to say Christmas Miracle a lot today…this is one of them.

VIA emanueleferrari.tumblr.com

Posted in:Emanuele Ferrari|Isabelle Cutrim

2015

23

Dec

Girls Sing Silent Night on a Sybian of the Day

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The concept is simple, get Sybian to pay you or give you a Sybian, recruit models or porn chicks to sing Christmas while riding it, wearing Christmas costumes…because cumming on youtube isn’t porn if you wear Santa outfits….because it’s fucking Christmas…

I guess this is a modern take on “It’s a Wonderful Life”…if you know what I mean….

The girls are: @jolynelowery, @tiiinagram, @model_adia_, @sarah3dipity, @jocelinalbor, @sheshellonh @jennachapple, @fridaysydell, @withlovejeanne, @kristamatic

They are all terrible fucking singers…and not that hot, but I like how simplistic ideas succeed in this sexed up world…

Life lesson, don’t be a genius. The retards won’t understand, but use girls cumming while showing off their tits..

Posted in:Videos

2015

23

Dec

Paige Elkington for Purple of the Day

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Her name is Paige Elkington and she’s amazing, or maybe she’s just naked and I’m confusing that for amazing, as I often do, since naked is amazing and I’ve jerked off to some pretty fucking naked girls that I’ve thought were amazing, until I came and then I realized my boner over sold them…

But as far as I’m concerned, any model, or aspiring model who gets naked in a fashion magazine that features naked aspiring models all the fucking time, in what I guess they consider art…is that she’s still naked and that is amazing…

Christmas Miracles happen every time those panties drop or something…

Posted in:Paige Elkington

2015

23

Dec

Christina Milian Nipple Through her Shirt of the Day

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I don’t know if Christina Milian’s nipple really matters, seeing as Christina Milian barely matters, but she’s showing it, intentionally and subtly on her snapchat, through her shirt, because it’s less obvious that way, but still a level of whoring herself, or craving attention that she can live with….seeing as she can’t go through a day without whoring herself in one way or another…

The only fascinating thing about her, isn’t that she was Nicki Minaj before Nicki Minaj, it’s not that she’s a mom, who still parties at Vegas pool parties and is never with her kid, it’s that she is rich as fuck, and has solid child support payments, she gets money for Bieber’s song Baby Baby Baby Ohhh…as the writer…that is enough…but she wants more…and I guess nipples is how you get there…

That said, if you’re more interested in Nicki Minaj and how she diverts from the fact that she’s financing her brother that accused Child Molester’s legal fees…so that he can walk freely amongst your kids…here’s her ass…