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2015

23

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love going to the stripclub this time of year. It is absolutely fucking depressing. To make things worse, or more amazing, depending how you look at it, I seek out the most bootleg strip club in town, you know the kind with pregnant dancers and three patrons, because they are the most desperate…

Last night’s stripper was exceptionally sad, she was 350 pounds, her tits spilling out pretty much in every direction, and she sat down with me to try to get a dance. With her weight and the club she worked at, you could tell se was Amateur…but maybe it was because she said “just take two songs with me fore 15 dollars, I need to make enough money to take a taxi home….it’s christmas”….

She had apparently made 5 dollars because some dude threw 5 dollars at her for mocking her….

When I told her she should consider other work, like BBW fetish porn, or face sitting..white dudes love fat girls sitting on their faces…she offered to suck my dick for 50 dollars…

Now as much as I want to experience a 350 pound, straight from Maury black girl blowjob, I am terrified of it…but Tis the Fucking Season…right…

Here are some morning links…

Laying in Bed on the Holidays
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Dance Move of the Day
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Robotic Dogs Pull Santa’s Sleigh
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Trans Chick Michael Phelps Fucked Tried to Kill Itself
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Katie Cassidy in a Bikini
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Chris Paul and Aaron Rodgers Trick Shots
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Miley Cyrus and Her Pasties
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Hugh Grant Has a Fourth Kid…Not with a Tranny
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Some Great Booty..
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2015

22

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The Publicity Department at Atlantic Records is trying to bully me into taking down a post on one of their acts, who was a titty model for American Apparel before being their pop star they are trying to push.

They Emailed me with their LAWYERS CCed on the email to take down the post, for no fucking reason….

THEY ARE TRYING TO CENSOR NEGATIVE PRESS AROUND THEIR ACT – WITH LAWYERS – TO ONLY HAVE FAVORABLE REVIEWS OF THEIR ACT. Hilarious.

So I decided to answer in a traditional Jesus Martinez / DrunkenStepfather way….that I haven’t brought out in the last few years, because I haven’t had to…

Here’s what I wrote them…yes Atlantic Records….the billion dollar record label trying to BULLY me into taking down posts with their legal team

Hi Chelsey and legal Team

Can you clarify what LEGAL grounds you are asking for the removal.

I looked at the post and it is simply an embedded video from Youtube (public), American Apparel owned images, that I have the rights to use and you don’t have ownership of.

They are posted along with my analysis and commentary of your artist, which is satirical and comedic in nature, promoting her to my audience for free.

There is no stolen material….and my commentary, or my art, is from my perspective, freedom of press, my right to have an opinion as a media outlet and really as a free thinking individual in this place we call “THE WORLD”…

I believe, PASSIONATELY, that I have a voice, and I have an opinion, that I am entitled to voice. I do not think I should be shunned, or swept into a corner like SOME KIND OF SECOND RATE CITIZEN because you don’t agree with it….in a place we call “THE WORLD”….a place in which we are “ALL GOD’S PEOPLE”….even if you’re an Atheist…that I am sure you agree….however, I do have a Mexican name, and you are based in California, so maybe Atlantic Records and their representatives feel as though I am a second rate citizen. Maybe they feel I don’t have the right to my opinion, my freedom of Speech, my voice must be shunned because it is DIFFERENT THAN YOUR OWN….not very Politically Correct, or Inclusive.

That said, are you simply requesting it be removed because you don’t like the caption? You don’t find it favorable or nice? Are you against me having my own opinion?

I’d be interested in what your legal team is advising on this, because from my perspective, I’ve giving a relatively unknown artist attention, on my personal blog, with my person opinion.

Also, I am based in Quebec Canada, and would request all legal documents and letters from your legal team in French. That’s the law where I am, where my post was made, where my voice was written, where my art that you are trying to OPPRESS was created.

Let me know what you’re thinking, we can get through this together, I believe in us!

Chelsey,

I don’t care how mean you are to me, I think you’re great! I am so excited Atlantic Records emailed me, I actually have an album I’ve been working on, maybe you can refer me to the A&R department? That’d be so cool. IMAGINE this email, you emailing me, about an artist I’m sure you don’t actually care about, opened a lifelong partnership between us.

That’d be so cool. I like to think of this email from you a mean spirited, threatening, BLESSING IN DISGUISE, because CHRISTMAS.

Much love, Merry Christmas to All, and please send justification why the PUBLICITY department is threatening Legal action against me, when all I am doing is Promoting your ARTIST FOR FREE!!!!!!

FREE advertising, I guess the real Christmas miracle is that gift I’ve given you, because if you came to me and said:

Dear Jesus, I’m Chelsey from Atlantic Records and I’m promoting an American Apparel Model turned Singer, Can you Do a Post on her…

I would say “Sure, 10,000 dollars, because you are a big record label and that’s going rate for other sites for this kind of thing”..

Instead I said HERE YOU GO!!! FREE. I AM SO NICE!!!!!

Thank you on your behalf is more the email I expected from you.

LET ME KNOW THE NEXT STEPS!!!!!

Jesus

Merry Christmas to All and To All a Good Night….Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging on Clothes..
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Christmas Panties!
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Girls and their Huge Tits..
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Paris Hilton in St Barts Bikini
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Tess Holiday – Still Fat
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The Netflix Fuller House Intro is Terrifying….
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Trump Deconstructed in Grand Rapids is Pretty Hilarious
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Katie Cassidy in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Mile Cyrus Pasties in Concert…
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Kid With Perfect Pitch
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The Best Christmas Movies of All Time
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Katie Holmes Birthday
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Candice Swanepoel’s Braless
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Nicki Minaj’s “Brother is a Pedophile” Diversion
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7 Most Amazing Unknown Places
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Top Crimes Committed By Guys in Santa Suits
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Roselyn Sanchez 2015 Miss Universe
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Jennifer Lawrence Make-Out Story of the Day
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Pop Stars Sing Joy to the World
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The Worst Condom Horror Stories to Ever Happen
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Christina Milian See Through
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Miss Colombia is Psychologically Damaged
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Nerd Makes Real Life Light Saber
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Insane Christmas Card Picture
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More Katie Cassidy in a Bikini
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Rihanna
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Natasha Oakley in a One Piece
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Lauren Silvermen in a Bikini – No Idew Who She is But Who Cares…Right..
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Lesbians Can Play Women’s Basketball
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Insane Synchronized Martial Arts Training
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Abigail Ratchford Big Tits
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Doing a Backflip While Breathing Fire Under a Giant Water Balloon
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The Top 10 Star Wars Gifts of the Day
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Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s Love is So Real
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Slutty Christmas Sluts
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Bong Of the Day
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Some Christmas Nude Model Themed Goodness
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Naughty Elf
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A Couple of Australians MAsturbating Together
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Gay Santa…
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Bathroom Floor Squirt
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More Love Magazine Day 15-18
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Insane Screenshots of a Webcam Girl
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Bathroom Brawls
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Miss Universe Swimsuit Pics
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Greek Whore!
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The Best Fame Whore Bikini!
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Hot Fashion Model Tits.
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2015

22

Dec

Ashley Benson Kissing Girls and Tits of the Day

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The only reason I know who Ashley Benson is, is because she was in that Harmony Korine, Selena Gomez produced, movie Spring Breakers, where she was topless and having a threesome, making out with girls, in a pool with James Franco..

So kissing girls, is how I was introduced to this character, the chubby little college looking girl, on spring break, who turned out to be on some huge TV show, with a Huge fan base, being someone you’d want to cast in a movie that she gets naked in, but mainly because of the big chubby girl tits…something a lot of girls have…because that’s what happens with hormones in the food, laziness, computer life…

These are from her snapchats…she’s good…

Tits the Season!!

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2015

22

Dec

Selena Gomez Strips Down in her Video for Attention of the Day

When you’re a moderately compelling, moderately talented, average looking, barely memorable, aspiring popstar because all these girls can sing “good enough” and I guess because music still makes money for them…while movies pay shit…why else do they all crave being on stage dancing around like the annoying attention whores at the family christmas dinner they are…needing the be the center of attention while idiots obsess over them…it suits their needs…

It is important to do a video in bra and panties, because…people will care about you more when you’re half naked…it makes even the most average girl semi interesting…

I guess she’s just trying to find her place in the world, she has the fans, she sells the tickets, but no one really gives a fuck….and her biggest move to date is fucking Bieber to leverage her career…that’s it…

She doesn’t want to be as safe as the girl she leeches on, Taylor Swift, or as insane as Miley…but she’s figuring out the middle ground…and it’s zero exciting….it’s more “tits get hits’….

But I did like when she exploited Chemotherapy to get your sympathy vote…strategy…these people are fucking shameless….and I guess making catchy shitty sngs with videos she’s half naked in…is as shameless as the BEATS by Dre plug…

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2015

22

Dec

Daisy Lowe for Love Magazine of the Day

I am very into Daisy Lowe…I don’t really know why, there’s just something entertaining about her and her massive scenester tits..maybe it has to do with finding out that she was Gavin Rossdale’s daughter well into his marriage to Gwen Stefani, furthering strain on their now dead relationship, that I’m sure Gavin Rossdale doesn’t miss because he prefers his trannies to still have their dicks…

Right….

It could also have to do with her being famous for being a famous scandal, before it was cool to be famous for being the product of a famous person’s one night stand….and she’s always had the right level of daddy issues to make her naked in most of her campaigns and shoot..which may not be shocking or exciting today…since everyone gets naked for free…but that is still pretty magical..

Either way, she’s part of Love Magazine’s calendar for Christmas that has nothing to do with Christmas every year…and she’s glorious..

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2015

22

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Christmas Tongue of the Day

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Nothing like a 40 year old playing an 18 year old because it is good for business…playing up the whole Christmas Spirit, with snow on her tongue doing snow angels….because this is what people want to see…a girl living the life of an Old Navy ad.

She’s the new Loham redheaded hot body exploited by her parents even though she looks old enough to be a parent of an 18 year old…playing up the media while getting work…even though we all know it will come crashing down when either she gets fat from a food addiction and slower metabolism…or drug addiction where she gets to the point in cocaine where she bloats out and not thins out…which happens to all real coke heads dealing with their deep rooted problems…

Fascinating analysis…when really I just want to watch her anal…

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2015

22

Dec

Demi Lovato’s Nipple of the Day

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I feel like I’ve posted this too small for her chubby body nipple pic before, but let’s do it again….

There are rumors floating around that Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato have a sex tape shot when they were underage and just crazy Disney kids coming into their own strategic fame whoring, before having a falling out, as these Disney kids do, where one got heavy into drugs and had a breakdown before packaging herself as someone in recovery, who loves herself, and the other wears strap ons on stage in shows that feel like a cartoon version of being high on a lot of pills…

Well..the non-Miley one flashed her nipple…that I’m sure many have licked…both with and without Wilmer Valderamma, Hollywood’s hispanic man slut who’s fucked everyone and ended up on this shit..

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2015

22

Dec

Katie Cassidy in a Bikini of the Day

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Katie Cassidy is Partridge Family David Cassidy’s daughter who may or may not be the product of pre-aids sex with a groupie, because when you’re on the Partridge family, you’ve got no choice but to bang out all the fans, when the drug addiction takes over after the show is cancelled, because people are fame whores and will still fuck David Cassidy today because of his Partridge family fame….so get on a hit show in any era and you can ride the shit out of it because he was their childhood, teen, early adult crush in a simpler, how interest rate, AMerican made oil crisis, TV dinner, horrible color schemes 1970s time…

When really they should want to fuck his daughter. that body is on point…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

22

Dec

Laura Wells by Art Provocative of the Day

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I am not really well versed on Plus Sized models or the Plus Sized model industry, I just know it is massive…literally…and girls everywhere with pretty faces are flocking to it…because it’s the time to shine as a bigger girl….

Nothing wrong with that….all half naked vagina is good vagina, I am just not well versed in it, or on Plus Sized porn stars, or BBW porn…because it is not really a fetish of mine, I married a fat woman and she ruined fat girls, or big girls for me forever…they now terrify me…only because I though there would be premature death involved…ather than wiping the SLAG”s ass, because if I don’t no one will, and couches and bed sheets and my nose hate that….the lies the media tell us when it comes to fat…

I assumed that Sports Illustrated was the hub of the plus sized models, they had a corner on the market that they they pretend aren’t plus sized, even though they are much bigger than this model…

Her name is Laura Wells, and apparently she’s in the top 2 Australia plus sied models…and she doesn’t even look that big, she just has big boobs, which I guess in being plus sized, that’s the benefit….big tits to stare at and eat…along with eating…because they don’t need to starve themselves…and eating is fun…albeit expensive…..something anyone you know who bangs fat girls will brag about…”but dude…her tits are bigger than my head”…as a justification for banging a fat girl…

< =a href="https://www.instagram.com/iamlaurawells/?hl=en" target="_blank"> Laura Wells is not even a fat girl…I feel like calling her plus sized she just not a skinny, morbid, skeletal fashion model…is insane…and I am the first to call a girl plus sized…because making girls feel fat and inadequate helps me get sex…but I guess it is because she’s Australian and they have different standards seeing as they live on a beach and aren’t American diabetic fast food eating pigs…so she’s just slotted into the plus sized because of a formality, before actually plus sized with fat girls happened…even though there are girls on instagram in bikinis getting campaigns bigger than this….including Kylie Jenner.

But she does have tits…that our friend ART PROVOCATIVE got to shoot and share with us…and I love tits….

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2015

22

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence for Elle Malaysia of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence – in Elle Malaysia – in what we can safely assume are recycled images of Jennifer Lawrence because the Malaysian version of Elle Magazine is likely not that big of a business – with that big of a budget – to hire or produce this big of a photoshoot…but rather the mother company can just give them these pics instead since they own the global rights…

Now you probably don’t care why I am writing about this, or posting this, I am just saying I’ve probably already posted them…but will post them again, because she’s Jennifer Lawrence and I liked her nude selfies, some of her best work, better than any of her oscar awards she probably doens’t deserve but campaigned properly for because her management and agents need a money making star…

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