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Sabrina Carpenter’s Shapewear Lets Her Down of the Day

Jay-Z’s Rihanna Gets Her Ass Rubbed Down of the Day

Diddy’s Girlfriend J.Lo Showing Thigh on TV of the Day

Iggy Azalea Titty of the Day

Chanelle Hayes Bikini tits of the Day

2016

Jan

Rugby Player Mitchell Pearce Humps a Dog and Pees on a Couch of the Day

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I know that no one cares about Rugby Players and/or Australians, so this story is absolutely ridiculous, but apparently Mitchell Pearce, is a pro Rugby player, and like all Rugby Players, he got drunk with his boys…humped a dog and peed on a girl’s chair at some really boring looking party….

I have known Rugby players, I guess being Canadian, we share a queen, and they’ve been the drunkest, loudest, craziest. From fucking girls like Kelly Brook, to gangbangs, destroying hotel rooms, pissing on each other…in what is almost homosexual, but more just fucking dudes…

Apparently, this guy is going to lose his job as a Rugby player for this, seems silly…but whatever…I mean if pissing on couches and simulating sex with a dog on video is a crime, there is no justice in this world…

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2016

Jan

Bella Hadid Underboob of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the bootleg Hadid sister…second string to Gigi Hadid…the product of Yolanda Hadid Foster (insert rich man she has whored herself to’ last name here)….all of whom are rich whores who as bootleg models, have figured out how to build social media through basic marketing tools, to monetize the fuck out of brand, we’re talking top tier brands, who used to hire actual models…because people like getting clicks…instead of creating great content with the best models…it’s like produce shit people will see with the most popular model who no one understands why she’s even a model…

So it’s some Bootleg, on Bootleg, on Bootleg shit…and she knows it, so she pulls out her tit…to remind you she’s thirsty, worth following and willing to get naked and not just for The Weeknd and his big rapper dick, that is in Toronto getting sucked by girls who aren’t Bella Hadid…and for that…we should pay more attention to the one who feels more inadequate about her existence…thanks to being second string…despite being rich, since rich people don’t realize they are rich..

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2016

Jan

Hot Walk to the Beach and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked in the Snow

9 Year Old Girl Excited for Trump…

Nude Statues Covered in Rome to Not Offend Iranian President…

Store Employee Pulls Samurai Sword

Moose Gets Tasered – Terrible Sound

Dude Moons

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2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my day is when I get to say racist and patriarchal things…about fat lesbian girls who should be bodied shamed because fat is unhealthy and they shouldn’t complain about it because at least they aren’t slaves, can vote and get married in bikinis while everyone pretends her confidence in her disgusting body is justified…LOVE YOURSELF…..to my overly politically correct college friend who some would call a social justice warrior feminist who believes in everything I make fun of… so intensely she gets arrested for it…while I just make fun of it…

It’s romance..without any orgasms or nudes…just laughs for me as I’m yelled at..

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Girls Sticking Tongue Out…
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Guy Smokes 65 Year Old Cigarettes from Military Ration
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Some Yolanda Foster…
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Do Not Knock a Girl Up if You’re in a Band – They Will Courtney Love You and Take Your Money, Work and Soul…
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Swimsuit Booty
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Britney Spears Dance Videos
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Katy Perry is Banging Orlando Bloom…
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Drone Racing
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Girls in Flannel
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Selena Gomez – Bikini in NEighbors 2
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Skateboarding Through Color Powder
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Fan Girls!
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Bootleg Wig of the Day
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Weird Michael Jackson Actor
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have been labeled a misogynist for running this site, at least I was when feminist activists were targeting sites that talk about the girls who objectify themselves for fame and fortune, the new Feminists are too busy getting throat fucked in gang bangs, being in nude photoshoots on instagram and talking about things they fit in their vaginas along with things they know nothing about but that first chapter in their women’s study text book…

That said, I am not a misogynist, I am very nice to girls and love girls and treat girls like I treat all people, like shit. That’s just life….

For example, I don’t sext girls I don’t know, or who haven’t consented. I don’t jerk off to pics of girls unless they think I can, and when I connect with girls on TINDER, I ask about them and their lives and tell them that they are great.

Every single time, without fail, my romantic approach gets called creepy and girls block and delete me off the shit…FOR BEING NICE…and polite and normal..

Sometimes, when they get mad or call me weird, I’ll say “would you rather I invite you over to fuck…or ask for nudes”…and they all say yes…

Meaning we live in a world where being polite to strangers on tinder…is weird…but asking for gaping ass pics because I only like anal is normal..

I find that crazy…

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Girls in Sports Bras
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Diss Track
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Amber Rose’s Ass Has More Depth than Wiz Khalifa’s Freestyle Lyrics
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One Direction Dude Has to Pay 14,000 a Month in Child Support to His Groupie Who Made Him a Baby…what an idiot…There’s no way the sex was that good….
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Rit Ora in a Tight Dress
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Gwyneth Paltrow Not Quite Erotic
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Margot Robbie is Fat Anymore – here are her Legs
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Charlie Sheen Sends his Kids Awesome Texts
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Wide Open – Chemical Brother’s Insane Video
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Lena Dunham Terrifying for Clinton
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Coke Bottle Gatling Gun
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Firework Dick
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The Dog Who Ran A Marathon is Amazing
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Kylie’s Fat Ass in a Thong to Celebrate Kanye…Weird..
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Skinny Redhead Does the Weirdest Skinny Dance After He Gets a Haircut
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Lara Stone Wet See Through
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Jena is a Fit Fuckign Girl
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Veteran Makes Plow with Wheelchair Mod
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Olivia Culpo’s Breastplate
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The Top Picture is the Best Picture
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Pics of Things on Fire
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Dad Buys His Kid Hand Lotion…Because he did Well in School…Weird
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Rita Ora’s Pussy Tattoo Says “I’m a Whore”…
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs
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Send Emma Watson to a Migrant Camp!
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Dog Takes Vet for a Ride
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Boy Dies After 911 Dispatcher Hangs Up on Kid
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Slut of the Day
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Robber Uses his Head
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Little Dog Reacts to the Snow
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Girls at the Chanel Show
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Goldfish Challenge is Evil
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Naomi Campbell in Lingerie
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Microman Attacks
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Selfies!
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Kirsten Dunst Panty Flash
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Bella Hadid Underboob
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Fangirls!
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Ricky Martine Will Fuck Women – Even if He’s Gay – Becuase He Likes Giving his Psycho 50 Year old Female Fans Hope
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Korean Girls Try to Open Their Eyes
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Teen Died Drinking Racing Fuel
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Friendly Accident..
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Weird Movie Dance Mash-Up
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Miss Bum Bum Body Painted
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Big Titties Play Tennis
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The Weirdest Porn Premises You’ve Seen..
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Girls Tugging On Their Clothes
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The Future of Dancing in an Air Tunnel
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Some Miley Tits
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Latest Kardashian Scandal is Blac Chyna is Preggers with Rob K’s Baby
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Filling an Ass Up With Milk
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Redheaded Slutty Girl
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Terrible Death
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Today in Sex News
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Naked in the Shower
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Lacey Banghard Huge Tits
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Big Tits Getting Rubbed
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Pussy Flash on a Bike
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Girlfriend Sex
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Tricking Guys into Smelling Pussy Juice
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2016

Jan

What is All This Bikini About Britney Spears of the Day

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Britney Spears posted some bikini erotica set to non-Britney Spears songs…and depsite being 35 and a mom of two…I loved it.

I don’t know if this is a product of being crazy, or certifiable crazy, under the conservatorship of her pimping parents who like the money their genitals were able to make…or if this is a product of being used as a puppet…

I just know that it’s Britney Spears in a bikini moving around like some kind of instagram model…and she looks pretty fucking good, except for the prison tattoos, the broken dreams, the emptiness in her eyes…but it is like an old stripper giving her all in a stage show amongst the youth…there’s a passion, drive, fight and experience that makes it all so good…

Three videos:

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2016

Jan

Elizabeth Banks Celebrates 1 Million Folowers of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks is old. She was a nothing actress for many years, but is now the billionaire who put together, produced, starred in Pitch Perfect…..making her one of the more powerful women in comedy or hollywood comedy…the Judd Apatow with a pussy…

Well she hit her 1,000,000 follower mark on instagram, because celebrities are instagram models too, and their relevance is based on their following, making the actual instagram models more and more obsolete….

To celebrate her 1,000,000 fans like a thirsty bitch would celebrate, she grabbed her tit, mocking Kendall..because why not laugh at whoring, but subtly whoring…..even though she’s in her 50s and shouldn’t even know what a Kendall Jenner is..

This was the status:

“1M followers deserve a @kendalljenner inspired boob hold photo as a HUGE THANKS. Unfortunately I am at #Sundance under lots of clothes and couldn’t quite get it out. #itsthethoughtthatcounts I LOVE YOU ALL.”

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2016

Jan

Kylie Jenner Sponsored By a Toilet Company of the Day

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It seems fitting, almost like things have come full circle, that a Kardashian, or at least a creature created and honed and designed by the Kardashians would be sponsored by a toilet company.

Not only because the Kardashians are the shit stain on society, the raw sewage that’s in our water source, tainting all of our souls…or more specifically that Kylie, like her sisters is just a useless pile of feces…

But because it is well established that in the Sex Tape that made the Kardashians, Kim K was pissed on, and for the years they’ve existed, I’ve called her a urinal…not quite as classy as TOTO brand toilets but a urinal nonetheless…related to TOTO…and it’s good to see the family finally coming together….and I don’t mean because Rob Diabetes Kardashian is fucking Tyga Kylie’s Sex Offender’s baby momma…Blac Chyna….I had drawing attention to their famewhoring…what I mean is…TOILETS!

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2016

Jan

Frida Aasen in For Love & Lemons’ spring Campaign of the Day

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Frida Aasen is amazing…

I don’t know who she is, but I love that face…she’s Danish and doesn’t look nearly as Downs Syndrome as Nina Agdal or other Danish models…and I love that body…she’s fucking awesome…how has she been hiding…why has she not been getting all the fucking work available to a model…why is it that Kendall and Gigi the bootleg versions of this…who can buy their careers are depriving the world of talent like this that we lose amongst all the bullshit noise we are being fed daily…

Frida Aasen is amazing…

This is a campaign she did for Love & Lemons, which is a boutique lingerie company that I guess is going up against a higher concept lingerie brand like Agent Provocateur, giving instagram models outfits their sugar babies can buy them, as Victoria’s Secret is some bootleg shit that poor people and mall shoppers wear…

This is their campaign, of Frida Aasen in lingerie….and all I have to say is…

Frida Aasen is amazing….

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2016

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski is More Than Just Tits of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is an instagram model who scammed her way into a couple of movies even though she can’t act..where she pretty much played herself and the producers either wanted to fuck her when she was at her peak…and gave her the part they new required no talent..but she’s mainly an instagram model…

That’s not to say she doesn’t have a great body, even if the autheticity of her body, and I guess her lips are questionable…she obviously does, but it’s to say so many girls followed her lead and are doing what she does, making her a lot less interesting that when she started getting naked in photoshoots…

Meaning, she’s on the decline, and she knows it, but I guess she’s been working on her ass, thinking “Maybe this body part will open some doors”…that will lead to her opening up her legs and / or spreading said ass for any job she can get…because no one likes to HIT big and hard…and dissipate to no one gives a fuck…since no one gives a fuck about anything these days…but bikini pics still get semi-noticed…so keep up the good hustle…it’s this type of bottom feeding and laziness that will end up with a sex tape…fingers crossed

You can put a whore in movies, but you can’t put movies in whores, I mean I guess you could with enough lube if they were in DVD form…but you get what I’m saying…she’s crying for attention…”LOOK AT HER “…that’s what she wants…

I guess what I am saying, since I don’t mind looking at her body, and really have seen her entire career as the first site to really post her photoshoots, even though she’s unappreciative….is that I hope for her case that the next movie she does is critically acclaimed and her performance is brilliant..It’s called “CRUISE” and is by the guy who did “The Wrestler”….because she’s at the make it or break it…fade into old, played out Lohan status…because people get bored…even looking at ass in a bikini…

That’s all I have to say about that..

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