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Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day

Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day

Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day

Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2016

Jan

Bella Thorne the Sports Bra Snapchat of the Day

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Perverts love this trick…and she fucking knows it because she looks 40, is probably 40 and any 40 year old woman you know, will have figured out how men work, especially creepy fucking friends who are into girls who they think are underage…it’s like cocktease those fuckers…whether in workout gear, or more specifically sports bras, filled with her silly tits…

Well, she’s taken the fetish or the cocktease to the next level by introducing “sweating” like she just got fucked or came to the mix…or more interestingly…”Dying”….for the guys who i guess know they’d only be able to fuck her when she’s dead, or at least burnt out so fucking hard that she can’t escape their sexually assault…that they don’t think is sexual assault…because some people are delusional and think the secret or surprise finger bang while the girl is half dead/dead/asleep is what her body wants even when her mind says no…you rapey fucks.

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2016

Jan

Nina Agdal Trying to Ramp Up Nudity in 2016 of the Day

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Nina Agdal is a model who I call Downs Syndrome most of the time, mainly because she’s got this big Danish head….and when I am not doing that, I am calling her a sugar baby, which is code for prostitute, because that’s how all these Sports Illustrated models live the good life….and if I am not talking about that…than I’m saying she’s a drunk asshole who thinks she’s more important than she actually is…a second rate model, high end escort, model who barely models…

But sometimes, usually when naked, in her instagram pics or not…I see the light and get why people pay to fuck her…

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2016

Jan

Ashley Benson Acknowledges What I’ve Been Saying All Along of the Day

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I’ve been calling Ashley Benson fat since I first saw her in Spring Breakers, where I said “Shit, they really went authentic on this one, in a little cinema verite, rocking’ chubby thick college girls in shorts that are too short for her, because that’s what college girls look like”….

I’m old school, and feel like her “size 2” is a walmart size 2, they call them vanity sizes, like Jessica Simpson at her fattest was a size 3, bullshit..

People actually get mad at me for calling this one fat, but apparently Hollywood feels the same way as me…and so does Ashley Benson…

“I was just told I was too fat for a part. I’m a size 2! I cried for 30 minutes, but then you have to let it roll off your shoulders or it could cause a serious eating disorder. A lot of people in this industry hear they need to lose weight more times than they should. It does make you stronger, though. Because if you let that affect you. You can’t be in this industry, you’d go crazy.”

But she’s a new generation, social justice warrior, who is body positive and will fight the evil that is health and fitness and celebrate the donut like she was Kate Upton….

I’d still fuck her big tits because I know that big tits come with sloppy legs…and sloppy everything else…

I am into these randomly famous from a popular show young girls…but more importantly, I guess I want to say, I told you so…

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2016

Jan

Padma Lakshmi Billionaire Bikini Life of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi, is an Indian celebrity chef, who is only a celebrity chef because she is hot, and navigated her way to relevance via the men that she fucked…..

She was married to a 80 year old billionaire, before getting pregnant with another Billionaire’s kid, while pretending it was the 80s year old billionaire’s kid, so that when he died the kid would get his fortune as his sole heir, and after he died, she’d reveal the real father of her kid is another billionaire, to double dip, as it wouldn’t void the first billionaire money as he was dead and the family would have to go through an extensive legal battle with her…

She’s got abs, but is actually 50 years old….and a mom…because looking good made her matter, because insiders I know say she can’t even fucking cook…

She’s traveling the world…in a bikini and posting pics…so here it is…her winning at life thanks to her pussy and just a little Slumdog millionaire street smarts…

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2016

Jan

Natasha Oakley Booty of the Day

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Natasha Oakley is not the daughter of Oakley sunglasses, but she’s still living the billionaire life…

I know at least one person who has either had sex with her or her business partner…that she started an instagram account with many years ago…

It wasn’t a genius concept at all, it was really a “people love bikini pics, let’s post a bikini pic everyday, and we will get followers”….

So instead of being fame whores individually, they decided to be famewhores together, and build their project together…rather than build their individual accounts apart…and in doing that they became beach/bikini masters, the authorities, the bloggers getting paid millions…to take fucking bikini pics…

They were never that hot, never meant to be bikini models, but they were relatable, had big tits, and people followed…now they get ad campaigns…and have their own celebrity to their own massive audience…

All it took was wearing a bikini everyday..

Well, here’s her ass, it’s round and juicy…

Posted in:Natasha Oakley|SFW

2016

Jan

Cop Beats a Guy For Harrassing a Dying Seal and Other Videos of the Day

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Holy Fuck – These Assholes Steal Dogs and Sell Them to Restaurants in China – I hope they Die

Wing Suit Fly By Insanity

Machete Attack – Wtf.

One Dude Attacked by a Mob

Saved Life of the Day

Just Eating a Donkey Head

Funny Thief of the Day

Jamaican Car Fire…

San Diego is Wet – That Mexican WHore

The Driver who Drives Off the Side of the Mountain

Dude Got Shot for Carrying a Car Jack…

Mugger Breaks Cellphone he Tried to Steal and Gives it Back

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like when girls are so feminist they put “feminist” in their tinder profile…not because Tinder is Anti Feminist but because it’s some social justice warrior shit to wear a tattoo of your silly cause on your chest, those kinds of feminists, the loud ones who have a huge opinion, are too tunnel vision to realize that I am also a feminist, and they instead match me to tell me to fuck myself…which coincidentally is the only way I can cum.

Here are some morning links…

Huge Tits Busting Out of Shirts
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David Gest is Back on TV. And His Face is Amazing
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Landing on Cars – the Supercut
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Abigail Ratchford Has No Nipples
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Sara Sampaio in some Lingerie
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High School Coach Headbutts a Referee
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Taylor Hill in Lingerie
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Good Old Fashion Alaskan Republican Custody Drama
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Holly Gibbons Looks Classy
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Ice Skating on a Street after Freezing Rain
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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People don’t realize that DrunkenStepfather.com is a feminist movement, like free the nipple, where I give girls a place, or a vehicle, or a conduit to express themselves sexually, to explore their sexuality, to be the celebrated set of tits that empowers them…

Instead they think I am a creep who objectifies women as I sexualize them while jerking off to them..

Well that’s just crazy talk…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Tugging on Clothes is a Fetish
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Jennifer Lawrence in her Underwear Thinks People Pay Too Much Attention to her – But She Doesn’t Think People Pay her Too Much…
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April Love Panty Flash!
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Sara Sampaio in Lingerie for Valentine’s Day
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Obama Doesn’t Like Guns….But He Likes Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
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Rita Ora in a Bikini Top…
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Slut of the Day
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21 Pics of Kelly Rohrback – the New CJ Parker
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Tyga is a Sex Offender
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James Caan is Getting Screwed by Ex WIfe….Shocking
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Kendall Jenner’s Cameltoe
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Stephen Curry’s 1990s Burger King Ad
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Sylvie Meis is Old But Hot in Bikini
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A Bunch of FAN Girls
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Frenchy Morgan Disgusting and Fame Whoring
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The True Meaning of Bikini Bottoms
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Hilary Duff – Thigh Thighs…
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Girls Staring a UFC Fighters Weighing In…
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Lucy Watson Hot in a Black Bikini
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More Lucy Watson Hot in a Black Bikini
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Selena Gomez is So Over Bieber….
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Some Chick Named Jess Gylnne Pasty White Redhead
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Emily Senko – Modeling Tits
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Rachel Cook Slutty….
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Rat Pulls dead Rat Down Stairs
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Katie Cassidy hard Nipple in a Bikini
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J.Lo’s Fat Ass
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More J.Lo Booty!
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The Best 5 Mugshots of the Year
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Caroline Flack Topless
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Maitland Ward Nipple Flash
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Channing Tatum’s Insane Let it Go Performance….
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Anna Camp in a Pink Bikini
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Creepy Color Changing Cakes
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Bai Ling’s Insane Fame Whoring on New Years
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely -> In Bikini
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Madison Beer’s Got YOung Tits
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Michael Bay Wants to Give his Half Billion Dollar Fortune to Charity … One Day After Fucking all the Models…
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Girls in Distracting Shorts
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Random Tumblr Porn….
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Trading Girlfriends for Tokens
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Hot Naked Dancing Babe
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Huge Tits Masturbating
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Pregnant Masturbation
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Threesome Leads to Fight
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Breastfeeding a Puppy…

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BUSTY and Slutty Workout
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Iranian Masturbation
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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2016

Jan

Stella Maxwell’s Nude Pic on Instagram of the Day

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Stella Maxwell, the once was a hipster model from the UK, now is a Victoria’s Secret model, because I guess she’s accessible to the younger market they are trying to market to, with her being a social media personality, hanging out with other models, and the Kardashians….fingering banging, or being finger banged by Miley….and posting nude pics on instagram with quotes like:

“You gotta have style. It helps you get down the stairs. It helps you get up in the morning. It’s a way of life. Without it, you’re nobody. I’m not talking about lots of clothes.”

Inspiring…I mean it worked out for her…maybe her advice is what you are missing…and what this picture is missing is her grabbing and spreading her ass cheeks…it makes the whoring more obvious.

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2016

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence is Getting Slutty for Glamour of the Day

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I once asked a Hollywood executive why Jennifer Lawrence got booked for all the jobs and he smiled and said “if you saw her first movie, the one she was nominated for an Academy Award for at 15, you’ll see she’s just got it…a natural talent”…

That is code for “she makes us a lot of money”….

Prior to her sexting scandal that no one really cared about, I just thought she was quirky, awkward, boring…overrated…all the good stuff…but then I saw her tits and I got won over…and figure if she’s getting paid all this fucking money to be in movies, she should contractually be obligated to spread her asshole in at least one scene…that’s where she really excels.

The nice thing about celebrity now, is that people are flimsy and can ruin careers overnight, giving us hope that one day, the only movies she get will involve spread asshole scenes..

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW