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2016

22

Jan

Josephine Skriver in Bikinis of the Day

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Josephine Skriver….has an amazing body…that’s probably why she is very hyped up, people are talking about her, and she’s rolling with all the instagram whores, kardashians and Taylor Swift, giving the illusion that she matters…to herself and people who use instagram….

We can assume that it is Victoria’s Secret, just trying to make their money back on her, because the most interesting thing about her, isn’t the body…it is that she was a test tube, genetically modified, child of a gay biologist, in a lab we can assume was funded by Victoria’s Secret, to create a system to breed models..using DNA modifications…and she worked…and is now working…

Up on some futuristic, DR Moreau, making women obsolete if we can breed them in a lab to be as hot as we want, allowing the Patriarchy to finally rise again..

Here is some bikini pics..

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2016

22

Jan

Subtle Maitland Ward of the Day

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Maitland Ward makes me laugh. It’s girls like her that remind us what Hollywood is all about, because the people who actually make it or who did make it for a minute are not really the norm…and the industry is mainly girls who have had a taste of it, maybe a secondary roll in a movie or on TV or a web series at Funny Or Die….or maybe just the cum of a director or producer rolling down the back of their throats…or maybe just serving one of them as a waitress, or as a masseuse hired by a celebrity in the right circle…not the job you moved to LA for but the job you got when acting didn’t work out and your mom and dad cut you off….

It’s like the majority of girls in LA are Maitland Wards…just not quite as old, because at 40 she’s still doing the same tactics these young instagram girls are doing, in the most bootleg of way, and I find the whole movement absolutely fascinating…and for that I love her..

I mean, most 40 year olds aren’t posting weird nudes to their social media, but in LA…they are…because they are hoping it leads to work that leads to validating their fucking parking ticket that is their life..

I love it…even if it’s disgusting!

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2016

22

Jan

Lara Stone’s Wet White Shirt of the Day

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LARA STONE is some busty model who poses topless for fashion on the regular….she’s old as fuck now, at least in model years, but still has tits that she’s willing to show because it’s all she knows and really, old or not, I think she’s quite lovely…at least to look at…she’s probably a horrible, wretched cunt, with so much fucking attitude because she grew up thinking she was hot, while rich people suck up to her…

I like that either she, or her Lawyers know who I am, it makes staring at her tits more person..because she has tried to sue me for posting pics of her and her fat husband, comedian David Williams, on their honeymoon…which is pretty fucking shitty.

They are divorced now, because that’s how these things work out, and I guess she’s back to work to feel validated with her tits…

She’s in white wet t-shirt, a fetish of mine, I’m basic, old school and remember a time when wet t-shirts, whether at college parties, or girls without bras on caught in the rain, or even cheap cotton in style t-shirts stretched the fuck out…was better than porn being produced…so I appreciate what’s happening here…even if she’s the fucking worst…not even good enough for some fat fuck to keep.

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2016

22

Jan

Drunk Naked Guy and Other Videos of the Day

Aussie VS a Mirror

Classy Public Transit Ride

Dude Bites the Head Off a Live Rat….For Internet Fame…THis Upsets me..

Crazy Car Accident of the Day

Jump of the Day

Two Team Up to Rob

Busker Kills It with “Shut Up”….

Hot Looking Woman with Two Kids Gets Hit By a Guy She Stopped from Robbing an Old Lady…

Old Guys on a Seesaw

Road Rage of the Day – Dude Punches Cop…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

22

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Spending my days begging for pussy pics…or on some days spread ass pics…and my nights drinking in my house as a fat woman snores…while begging for pussy and some days spread ass pics…is the weirdest fucking groundhog day vortex of “I’ve been doing this 14 years, day in day out” I usually miss the depressing in it when I either get that coveted pussy pic or on some days spread ass pics…or if I get so fucking drunk off homemade booze…I practically go blind.

This is my life…magic definitely not happening or even in the works…I see no glimpse of anything…but somedays…pussy pics happen…and that’s enough to keep it going…

That said, send me pussy pics…

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Girls on the BEach
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Intense Dance at a Wedding…This is Terrifying…
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Mikey Tyson Give Ronda Roussey Advice
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Reporter Posessed by Bill Burr
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Behind the Scenes of Selena Gomez
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Lottery Winner Robbed and Killed
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Jenny from the 300 Year Old Block
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Jelly Kelly Breasts
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Driving a Model T
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Chris Martin Takes a Day off Eating Every Week
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Failed Toilet Install
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Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are Fighting Again
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Girls in Selfie
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2016

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I haven’t said anything funny in over three years.

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Hot Girls Not Wearing Bras
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Will Smith is Boycotting the Oscars
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Drunk Brat Gets in the Wrong UBER
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Some fame Whore in a Bikini
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Jessica Simpson in a Bikini
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Mike Tyson Gives Ronda Rousey Advice
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Reese Witherspoon Jogging Brings Me Joy
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The Celine Dion Dead Husband Viewing is Terrifying
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Rosie Hungtington Spandex
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Gay Guys Touch a Vagina for the First Time
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Chloe Grace Ass in Tights
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Montreal Based Tennis Player – Eugenie Bouchard – Cameltoe
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Megan Fox Leggings
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10 best Opening Shots in Film of Time
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Bai Ling at an Event
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Documentary on Anthony Weiner’s Scandals
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Slut of the Day – Sammi Tye
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16 Pics of Japanese Weirdness
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Pics of Aubrey Plaza
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Some Whore Named Pia Toscano in a Dress
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Wonder Woman Trailer Teaser
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Mila Kunis Gets Take Out
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ISIS Fighter Kills his Mom
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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If Martin Scorsese Made a Mario Movie
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Maitland Ward is a Next LEvel Famewhore
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The Best One-Liners from Coen Brothers Movies
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Girls with Dark Hair and Light eyes
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Man and his 2 Fridges!
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Leo in Davos Talking the Environment – Because He’s more than an Actor
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First Lady of Canada’s Dubstep Remix
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Chris Brown and Scott Disick are Homies
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Little Kid Tries to Help When He Sees Camera in Guitar
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17 Objects Turned into Prison Weapons
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30 Pictures That Will Make You Feel Claustrophobic
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Dog Preventing a Rooster Fight
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Hilarious “You Suck at Parking!” Notes You’ll Want to Use
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Cute Girls…You’ll Want to Fuck
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15 Celebrities Who (Allegedly) Have Bad Breath
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Cop Gets Shot Finishes Writing Ticket
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Random Tumblr Porn
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How Many Baseballs Can She Fit In
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Hottest Tennis Bitch in Slow Motion Shit
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Just a Girl and Her Dildo
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Drunk Eats Urinal Cakes
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Trolling Wannabe Pornstars
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Pornstar has a Nip Slip
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Just Some Topless Bitch
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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Hot Chick with Guns
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This is a Talented Colon
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2016

21

Jan

Drunk Girl Gets in the Wrong Uber of the Day

I don’t know the story behind this, but apparently this drunk girl gets in the wrong Uber and refuses to get out….she also drops the “you don’t know who you’re messing with right now”….which is standard spoiled brat talk for “my dad’s rich and/or a lawyer”….

The dude eventually throws her down…and obviously that makes her mad, so she gets into his car and goes into full tantrum mode…

I don’t even know if the guy is an Uber driver, but I am terrified for the headache her boyfriend has to go through with this girl….she’s not hot enough for this kind of attitude…

I do like how feisty she is and the “I’ll do whatever the fuck I want”…as she screams at him to get into the car…I think this is a sign of the times….bottle service…coddled brats who aren’t bullied or failed in school and the only thing that would make this video better is if she got her period in her white shorts…but I say that whenever I see white shorts but it’s pretty good as is…

I think I’m in love.

UPDATE: This is what the YouTube Uploader had to Say:

This Uber driver deserves a bonus from the company (and a medal for having self-restraint while dealing with this animal). I know everyone has their bad days, or drunk moments, but this was over the top (i thought I knew what psycho was until i experienced this).

[Sunday night in Miami, Fl (Mary Brickell Village)]
We were on the phone with this uber driver while he pulled up to our location. Out of nowhere the girl in the video gets in the backseat of his car and won’t get out. We told the driver it was ok, to just cancel our ride, but he did not want to take her anywhere so he kept telling her to get out.

Eventually the driver gets out and says he’s calling the cops to get her out of the car. After a couple of minutes of the driver pretending to talk to the cops (im assuming he was pretending because they never showed up at first), the girl decides to reach into the front seat, grab his keys, and start walking away with his keys in her hands…. That’s where the video starts…

The police finally showed up after this video ends. The girl was in a taxi cab about to leave when the showed up and they had to stand in front of the taxi and tell him to stop. The girl eventually got up from the area the cops had told her to sit and wait, and tried to walk away from the scene.

Once in handcuffs, she then tried kicking some of the police officers on the scene. It was only when they put her in the police car that she started crying, apologizing, and claiming that she would lose her medical license (she claimed to be a neurologist) if she got arrested.

The Uber driver was too good of a person and decided to take a cash settlement instead of pressing charges. In his words, “…she was crying (and) said (she) was sorry for everything.” I don’t want to disclose the amount the driver was paid, but can say he could only use the money to pay his cellphone bill and maybeee his cable bill.

It’s safe to safe this girl got off easy.

ANOTHER UPDATE:

This took place in Miami on Sunday night.

The woman, if you can call her that is Anjali Ramkissoon, a fourth-year neurology resident employed by Jackson Health System.

Jackson Health System said she has been placed on administrative leave, effective immediately, and removed from all clinical duties. They will determine if any disciplinary action will be taken, up to and including termination.

The video was uploaded to YouTube by Juan Cinco who said he had called for an Uber driver but when the driver arrived, “out of nowhere the girl in the video gets in the backseat of his car and won’t get out. We told the driver it was ok, to just cancel our ride, but he did not want to take her anywhere so he kept telling her to get out.”

Miami Police say they responded to a call of a disturbance, but did not arrest her. Juan Cinco wrote online that the driver did not want to press charges, and that Ramkissoon gave him a small amount of money as an apology.

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

21

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

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I blame Emily Ratajkowski for being one of the first instagram models to make it in the world, she books Hollywood movies, and all she ever really do was pose naked in LA for some of the right rich perverts…

I don’t think she needs to be punished for this, I mean she’s got to live with herself and knowing that without her tits she’s nothing for the rest of her life. She’ll have to know that her accomplishments are no better than the accomplishments of pornstars, but instead maybe she needs a thank you, because like Kim Kardashian before her, she gives hope to average looking girls that they can make it too. That if they get naked and have one marketable feature…they can make it too…and thanks to her being first to market, she gets the jobs, while these other girls scramble…and as they scramble I get to watch all their cries for help through nudity…and even EMRATA, when feeling insecure or ugly, puts out slutty pics…it’s all she knows…

Long live the sluts..

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

21

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Shakes her Booty of the Day

I saw this video of Jennifer Lopez shaking her ass…I don’t know where it’s from, I pulled it from WWTDD , but I know she’s too old for this kid of behavior…you know there comes a time in every mom’s life, even stripper and hooker moms, where they hang up the thong and work realize the money train is over, so they either marry an old rich guy, live off their savings, or get a job doing anything but shaking their fucking asses in their underwear…

J.Lo, being the ego cunt that got famous because of her go cunt behavior, she just can’t give up, she’s got a shitty TV show, she’s got fans, she’s got a pile of fucking money, but still fucking does booty shaking….It’s so weird…

Here she is before the event…titties out….because she’s a vegas showgirl now..

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|SFW

2016

21

Jan

Madison Reed in a Bikini of the DAy

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I don’t know who Madison Reed is…

But thanks to google apparently she’s PROFESSIONAL GRADE HAIR COLORING

Or maybe she’s Ashley Madison’s sister…

But most likely some stage name for a porn chick…who fucking knows..she’s in a bikini…and looks like a new generation vine star, which is unfortunately, the new generation celebrity, since no one watches TV or cares about some producer or exec’s stamp of approval…it’s the internet DIY generation you know…

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