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2015

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stepLINKS of the Day

The DrunkenStepfather Christmas Story

A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Dec 15, 2015 at 11:08am PST

Here’s the DrunkenStepfather official unofficial Christmas card because Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year…for everyone….even Hos,,,Hos…Hos…

Tis’ the Season…I actually love….because so many people are sad and lonely and feel inadequate with their lives and where they are at…and that is where I thrive….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Fan Gir;s for Star Wars…
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Jennifer Lawrence Pissed Off the Lohans
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Sara Underwood for Star Wars
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini…
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Sara Sampaio in a Bikini in St Barts….
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Jennifer Lawrence Big Tits,,,,
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Commercial Flight Aborts Last Minute Before Takeoff
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Cosplay
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Pictures From the Star Wars Premiere…
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Ruby Rose Tits are Single…
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Farrah Abraham in Bikini….
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Porn Stars on Star Wars!!
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Idiot Girl Jumps Off her House
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Kara Del Toro in Tight Mini Skirt….
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Charlotte Crosby Upskirt….
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Slut of the Day
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Motorized Drifting Trike
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Jennifer Aniston’s Mean Face…
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Ruhanna was Braless with Nipples…
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Model of the Minute
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Top 10 Star Wars Gifts Ever
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Learn Calculus in 20 Seconds (I bet this gets a lot of clicks)
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Vanish Like Obi Wan for Star Wars Hype Prank
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Tit Flash of the Day
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Mila Kunis Hot New Mom….Kinda
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Abigail Ratchford Huge Tits in a Bra…
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Jennifer Lawrence Joy Tits….
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Fan Made Theatrical and Homosexual Johnny Walker Ad
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Jennifer Lawrence
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Bella Thorne Fucking a Furbie
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Kat Graham Braless at an After Party….
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The Carls’ JR Girl is Average….
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The Coolest Bong to Gift Your Friends
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Random Tumblr Porn!!
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Christmas Tits
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Hot Slutty iPhone Photos
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Naked Penny
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Naked Greek Slut
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Naked Threes Company Star Throwback Bush Pics…
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Amateur Slut Slaps the Pussy
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Hot Masturbation Pics..
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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2015

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All Of the Lindsay Lohan Ellen Von Unwerth No Tofu Pictures of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is everything.

If there was a god…she would be Lindsay Lohan…

I have always had a soft spot in my cold dead heart for Lindsay Lohan…I always felt bad for her being raped and exploited by her asshole parents, who were into more cocaine than her, leading to her falling the fuck apart, as most kids who don’t have good parents do…leaving her in a huge fucking pile of shit she couldn’t crawl out of…

But I’ve always believed in her and her ability to excite me made me convinced she would win…I believed that if she didn’t fully self destruct, and die, you know from not eating and drugs being shoved down her throat by other idiots who were bringing her down with them….that there would be a comeback, there would be an Oscar, there would be a second coming of Lohan…and in the process maybe I’d be cumming to…

I would go so far as to say that she’s the reason for this site…but maybe not…but I did used to leave her silly voicemails and I did used to text back and forth with her before we met and she didn’t want to fuck me…but she did dance then cry about some bullshit for me…in her hotel room…in what was the greatest night I barely remember thanks to being drunk…

These pictures are amazing..by Ellen Von Unwerth….who is Amazing…

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Justine Nikolaiev is the Future of the Day

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Her name is @Justinenikolaiev

I don’t know much about her, but I know I love her because sometimes falling in love at first sight is a better strategy than getting to know someone only to realize they are nothing you could ever deal with…not that this amazing girl could ever be anything I couldn’t deal with…she’s perfect…

Maybe I am just feeling romantic because she’s from Paris…the city of terrorist attacks..and/or love…and this is love…

Photos By: @Thomaslavellephotography and they are fucking hot..

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Dec

Bella Thorne Pushing Booty of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the 40 year old pretending to be 17 before turning 18…..like she was Courtney Stodden or other girls who were clearly older than they said they were….pretending to be under 18…dressing slutty…getting dudes excited….since that’s what the American male is into…since it is illegal and bad…which I guess increases the speed of orgasm, something I can’t relate to since 16 is legal here and I never fuck with that…or capitalize on that…

I guess what I’m saying is that I’m wholesome, and here’s Bella Thorne, the it girl who has to be lying about her age…doing a little booty pop…all redheaded and cute…which is good enough for me to post…

Here she is for instagram

Here is some more red dress

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2015

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Dec

Alyssa Miller for Love & Lemons Swim of the Day

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You may remember Alyssa Miller from Sports Illustrated many years ago…but she hasn’t really done anything since…so you probably don’t remember her at all..and you’re thinking “who is this old chick in a bikini”….

Well, just because she’s old and washed up…even dumpy…and a virtual no name who lost out to the instagram models…

We can’t take away the fact that she was is Sports Illustrated Swimsuit a bunch of years ago, a job that she secured by fucking one of the photographers….before cheating on him with Jake Gyllenhaal, because when you are a self serving whore you do self serving whore things, trying to better your life, because all whores want a better whore life…..

Sure Gyllenhaal is a homo, lame as fuck, but when he comes a knocking, you got to throw in any morals or values or loyalty you have to the man who got you this far…and just go for it…it’s the ladder climb…

Well, I guess her friends started a lingerie line that has become a swimwear line…because here she is as their model…a job that I assume is a friend hook up more than anything…

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Dec

Miranda Kerr Naked for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is who I like to call the the Sugar Babies of the year. That’s a polite way of saying “Money Grubbing Hooker”…because she had a legit million dollar or more a year modeling career after getting knocked up by a famous Australian actor because she was working the scene as a low hanging fruit Australian model…who know the right people to get access to Orlando Bloom’s sperm that made a baby no one talks about…

I’ve been told by people who work with her management that she’s the fucking worst. A diva, a bitch, a cunt…they were the same people who told me she got fired from Victoria’s Secret for fucking Bieber…while married…which turned out to be an actual story a few months later…that no one really cared about, since it is Miranda Kerr and no one cares about her..

That said, she’s gone on to work for a few brands after Victoria’s Secret, because I guesss there is life after Victoria’s Secret, but more interestingly..she has dated at least 3-4 billionaires…bcause when you’re Victoria’s Secret model on your resume model, you can command more for your man than a low level instagram model..

I guess one of the steps in her staying relevant enough as a model to keep her billionaire, is doing shoots that get press, in this era that means naked…so here she is for Harper’s Bazaar Australia…without showing her mom pussy…meaning what’s the fucking point…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|SFW

2015

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Dec

Jennifer Lawrence Wonky Eyebrows for L’Officiel of the Day

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Quirky, Awkward, weird, very famous, very employable, always working, always winning awards because America or at least film producers fucking love her…Jennifer Lawrence….is on the cover of L’Officiel China, in what doesn’t even look like her, but that does make me laugh thanks to the eyebrows…one thick, one thinner, both different, all creepy..

Sure we’d all be happier with more nude selfies, hell I’d even prefer the Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence sex tape, something we can assume Amy Schumer will release in her strategic friendship with the star, that you know Amy Schumer, 15 year veteran comic, clearly an outsider from the entertainment industry for the longest fucking time, until something just hit for her, is being very cautious with…because she knows as much as the world knows…that she doesn’t deserve the success she’s got or the famous friends who are co-signingher shit..

Doesn’t matter…what matters is that Jennifer Lawrence was so average looking until I saw her tits, and her sleazy on all four selfies…really understanding the nude selfie and how it is meant to be done…studying it like a character she’s playing…and speaking to my soul as someone who gets nude selfies all day..that these were in fact official and from the heart…

I guess I just figured out the mystery that is Jennifer Lawrence…it’s not all in the eyebrows…it’s just her “it” factor..she’s got it.

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Dec

Wanessa Milhomem Topless for Some brand of the Day

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In February of this year, Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis dumped some Duth model for this Wanessa Milhomem….in May of this year… Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis dumped dumped Wanessa Milhomem for some blonde chick… Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis is 52 while Wanessa Milhomem is 22 or 23….and I think that’s a friendly reminder to men everywhere to get rich, because when you’re rich, you will be able to fuck models too..

The reason, it’s a competitive industry, there are millions of hot enough girls in the worlds, hundreds of thousands who are hot and talented enough to be instagram models, tens of thousands vapid enough to be instagram models…while all of them…will date rich guys to help their career, lifestyle, etc…it’s just a fact…throw fame in the mix, and the model pussy, all model pussy…is yours…even if they aren’t even fans of your music…even if your fame is low level…but you have money to back it up…Girls fucking love that shit…

Now I’ve never heard of Wanessa Milhomem…I’m going to assume she’s like other mail order bride models…..she’s fucking hot, I trolled her instagram HERE …and she’s doing topless campaigns for god knows what…and who cares..I’m into it..

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2015

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Kylie Jenner, Bella Hadid, and Lottie Moss for Vogue of the Day

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Really Vogue?

I thought Vogue was a premium magazine, the kind of magazine that makes the trends, and doesn’t follow the trends. You know they are the ones who see every designer out there and say “this one gives us ad money, let’s say his coat is the trend of the season, and then we can go to all the other designers and sell them bigger campaigns for the same results, because everything in the media is a fucking ad, since the advertising control revenues”….

I didn’t think Vogue was some bullshit tabloid, bottom feeders…who have decided to feature the bootleg siblings of the more famous “models”…

This is Kyle, Bella and Lottie (Kate Moss’ sister) and not Kendall, Gigi and Kate Moss…because I guess it makes for a fun sisterly story in a world where none of this shit matters, but these idiots think it does…

Garbage masturbatory bullshit perpetuating these idiots…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kylie Jenner|Lottie Moss|SFW

2015

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Dec

Bella Hadid is Day 15 For Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the darker haired, probably more interesting Hadid, who is like the Kardashians up on exploiting the entire family, from parents on Reality shows talking about how rich they are, to their shitty kids, who just fuck around all day…where one books high paying modeling jobs thanks to being positioned properly, and the other one doesn’t need to work, because neither of them need to work they are rich kids and their parents support and even life this lifestyle…but thanks to America’s fascination with rich kids, like they are the “cool kids” in your highschool, despite not even being that hot…they can excel as models…

She fucks The Weeknd, I know girls who fuck him behind her back, it’s a Toronto gossip thing when Bella’s not in town with him…and I guess who cares, she’s just in it for the press and his fans…and for some reason, Love Magazine is all about her…even making stupid, not very clever, videos with her for the Advent calendar…

She’s in panties, whatever, I expect more concept…this whole Love Magazine Advent Calendar is a fucking mess…but I guess they’re laughing that people like me are dumb enough to promote it…

Fucking LOVE MAGAZINE and their Christmas lies…

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