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2023

11

May

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Tanlines are so culturally relevant, it makes me assume that the eroticism or fetish around the tanline has gone on since humans started wearing clothing, so that our retard pre-historic man mind, assuming you believe in the whole theory of evolution they push on you in attempts to kill god, you know that you were once a sea fungus that decided to become a primate instead of a dinosaur or snake….seems likely.

However, if we did evolve from primates and we slowly and half retardedly invented clothing, only to have said clothing removed during a primal gang rape as we’ll assume procreation happened back when we were more animalistic than we are now, that at least one of those caveman came a little harder, a littler further, a little more volume because he could see where the Wooly Mammoth pelts once covered the bitch up.

So, I figure whether girls are out in the sun in bikini, or at the tanning, or getting sprayed in the comfort of their own home with chemicals that are designed to emulate the sun, because they’ve been convinced the sun causes cancer but chemicals don’t….the tannin matters.

I am sure all those sexual offenders in prison for rape who have recently transitioned to women because they want to be impregnating bitches in the female ward instead of getting fucked up the ass even TANLINE, likely from smearing feces on themselves since there is no sun in prison, or self tanner, but that’s just how deep the tanline goes and this is MY weekly TRIBUTE….

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2023

10

May

Denise Richards Couch Humper of the Day

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The Denise Richards humiliation train keeps on going, but more importantly, it keeps on giving, because I may find it insane that the losers of the world would subscribe to see this shit, but then again you have to factor in just how big of a loser a dude can be, where his glory days or brain injury happened in 1999 and like Y2K, his brain shut down and he’s forever been stuck there…..

There are dudes who do some weird shit, you may be one of them, you may have been in situations where you’ve even said to yourself “that was weird, I went too far with that fetish” and I don’t expect too much out of dudes….there is enough stunted, awkward, half retarded perverts to go around.

It’s Denise Richards who is weird. She is targeting the losers for money, she’s scheming and manipulating and I hold her accountable. She’s all ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG, while being TOO old to wear a thong….publicly doing SEX work, while simultaneously being a serious enough ex celebrity….

It’s got to be a troll, like she lost a bet, she’s likely TOO rich to be doing this, unless she invested in MADOFF or on BITCOIN at it’s HIGH…it just doesn’t add up beyond her fulfilling her own weird exhibitionist fetish and ultimately, it’s pretty fucking hilarious to watch unfold….

Old, rotten, expired, yogurt-y discharge and all….this is the kind of COMEDY I appreciate, because it is definitely HILARIOUS!

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2023

10

May

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I just watched a skinny bitch, probably with eating disorder, but not an aggressive enough eating disorder to give her a heart attack while she ran around the park in her bike shorts and sports bra, but an eating disorder that was aggressive enough for her to be skinny as shit with a round and fit ass, like she works out all day and compared to all the THEYS and the THEMS I see walking around, all hormonally fucked, fat and dumpy, grey skinned and monstrous, blue haired and clearly mentally unstable, some bearded some not, with zipper tits, or mini estrogen supplement tits, it’s nice to still see a lady who gets it enough to get out there and burn off the stick of gum and Diet Coke she drank for lunch, like we were still in the 90s, when model bodies mattered…

I endorse health, wellness, fitness and fighting the fat, because fat is fucking gross, so here’s some workout bitches working out…

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2023

10

May

Chelsea Handler Topless Promoting Sterilization of the Day

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Chelsea Handler is making some kind of fake news content around her tits, by calling them real even though I am pretty sure they’re fake tits, but if you say they aren’t then they aren’t. Who are you to question a woman, MISOGYNIST.

In this video where she’s holding her tits, she’s pushing some weird propaganda about encouraging men to get their balls clipped in a Vasectomy for birth control, which I guess is a better approach than pushing ABORTION, but still some weird feminist agenda that’s so distant from REAL LIFE, but that in their closed off world of celebrity, seems to be an ISSUE of the times…..that they need to get behind and promote…like the trans agenda…or really anything that involves sterilizing people.

She’s got the most aggressive filters and GLAM on yet she looks fucking hideous, so luckily for us she’s got her tits in her hands to distract us from whatever the fuck this bullshit is.

Not only does it push really weak jokes about how dudes don’t like using condoms with her nasty box, or that IUDs feel like MOUSE TRAPS on her HPV cervix….its’ ALSO scripted and ACTED OUT by someone who claims to be a professional….a pro….a high paid talent…yet it feels like it’s from a group of elderly women at the home working on a video workshop as one of their organized old person activities.

I still think her tits are fake and saying that there’s nothing wrong with fake tits, even though there is….because they cause inflammation, they perpetuate lies that fake tits are equal to natural big tits, and more importantly….they just fuel the insecurity these people who think men hate women yet try to appease men with their face filters Clearly have.

In conclusion, Handler is TRASH, her hand bra trash, her face trash and her performance in this video trash, her comedy trash, and if people are into this kind of thing, BLOCK and DELETE, they don’t matter in the world we want for ourselves…

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2023

10

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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There are days that I leave the house, or fox hole I call a house, where I spend my days sitting in the dark updating a dumb fucking website, in efforts to see all the tight pants being jacked up the cunts, so that I get to see a version of random cunts that only pussy eating tight pants can bring.

There was a time when the camel toe was really something reserved for the 60 year old mom of 4 who recently lost 50 pounds thanks to Oprah and Slim fast, just walking through Walmart pussy first, which you’d expect because those lips had seen so much….but now….it’s a fashion trend, and girls are standing in front of their full length mirror, like the narcissists they all are, jacking their pants into their pussies for style…making seeing a version of random cunts that only pussy eating tight pants can bring far more common and enjoyable.

I’m all in on Pussy Wedgie Wednesday….

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2023

10

May

Halsey Almost Upskirt of the Day

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Halsey is some bullshit who has climbed the ladder to rich and famous by being involved in some viral songs for the retard generation that don’t even know what real singing is, but know what viral songs on TikTok will get them views, most are normally computer generated and faker than Halsey’s mom tits.

She played some bullshit story to the rich people who found it endearing about how she was homeless, back when she was in the party circuit hanging out with the DJs who gave her her break….thanks to her throat skills….and rich people buy into that shit aggressively because they are empty and like to connect to sad poverty stories when it’s one of their own to feel like they’ve got more depth….so they ate it up.

She exploited the fact that she’s half black, despite never being exposed to any racism because she looks more ASIAN than anything, and I hate race baiters who try to cry for attention or draw attention to how diverse they are, especially after they’ve scammed the world for riches and fame.

She’s currently breaking up with her baby daddy, she’s a mom now, and ANOTHER statistic of a woman raising a future criminal in a broken home….

She’s looking like she’s growing her hair back after a cancer treatment, or two, probably HPV, because getting famous comes with RISKS.

She’s showing off her SOLES, not her SOUL because she sold that a while ago….and there’s a TAMPON string on the heel, but unfortunately for us, we can’t see where the rest of the tampon is because she’s being strategic in her upskirt shit!

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2023

10

May

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I may not be a weed smoker but that doesn’t mean I don’t respect the uplifting Rasta / Hippie lifestyle, just being high, laid back, medicated all day….it’s a good time, assuming it increases a woman’s libido and doesn’t actually replace it with needing another joint…

I do find it pretty suspicious that the government is legalizing weed everywhere, either they find the fact that it is illegal idiotic and that they can make money off it, which is usually the motivation, or they want us all medicated like when they put the fluoride in theatre and spray us from planes with lithium…..CONSPIRACY THEORISTS…

You know that they aren’t legalizing it to be cool, since they are all nerds, like going to their birthday party out of sympathy and being the only one there, but being gifted all you can drink for showing up, despite the nerd not drinking, fun, but it feels a bit like a set up.

I guess with the weed smokers out there, there’s going to be a weird section of nerds who wear the pot leaf march, who identify by their weed smoking like it’s special and not government sanctioned, which I guess is who these women are targeting since cool weed smokers are probably not in need to subscribing to OnlyFans of girls they don’t know to sext with sex bots hired to manage OnlyFans from link farms in the Philippines,

The point is, Weed can be smoked, or used as a tactic to lure in nerds by being a prop in nudes, so here’s some weed girls as a warning to you!

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2023

10

May

Sophie Mudd Slutty Tits of the Day

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Looks like we’ve made it, I’m just not sure what making it really means, since I’m not writing this from my palace, or my luxury villa in some far off tropical paradise, but the truth is, with the amount of time I’ve spent updating a website on the internet, I fucking should be, so maybe we haven’t made it at all, but at least we have each other, but do we really? I mean I can’t think of anything you’ve done for me lately….but that’s not how our friendship goes, this isn’t transactional, I don’t mind bringing you the goods other people spend their time producing like some kind of Robin Hood too lazy to produce my own content, but less lazy than just passively glancing at it on social media….

Her name is Sophie Mudd, she has giant tits, went viral for those giant tits, did a whole “share for share” marketing tactic with other ladies who were trying to grow their social reach, before realizing that it’s hard to monetize millions of followers unless you sell your own brand or your own nudes, because Skinny Teas and other low hanging ads are few and far between and you ain’t getting rich off it, but those nude motherfuckers, that shit pays.

What we can learn from Sophie Mudd is that there’s a process in being a busty girl where you use the tits to get noticed, to get followers, but then you feel that you can’t just be defined by your tits, so you stop showing them off for a year or two, making us think she’s like a porn chick who just found a Christian boyfriend, trying to erase her past because she as saved….like a Big Titty Host Body Rum Springer, where the Amish let the kids live in society to decide if the Amish way is for them, or like a UK Gap Year, where the High School grads fuck off in Thailand for a year getting wasted and fucking Lady Boys before strapping down and getting to work, but for Big Titty, which in her case was her time to try to be a legit talent, actor, celebrity, with management to support her internet fame…but OnlyFans and the millions that can be made from it sucked her back in….

We’ve all got a price, and sometimes that helps tits realize they matter and the women with the tits to realize that if they don’t keep using the tits, the freakishly sized tits, they’re basically self sabotaging, self destructive and fucking nuts…

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2023

10

May

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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No Fat Chicks Allowed!

As you know, EVIL is the normalization of fat chicks being hot, from the propaganda the TV, Fake News, internet is pushing because it’s really an easy thing to push on people…

First, they know how to use sounds and images to manipulate our minds, whether using fear tactics, emotional tactics, cyber bully stories to get in our hearts, or just straight up repeating the same messages to us, the media is a trillion or even ZILLION dollar industry and they have specialists who study this shit and tweak and perfect this shit to control our shit….

Second, fat girls are an easy sell to other fat chicks because if they can be rewarded for being fat, why bother not eating all the cake you can, cake is delicious….so everyday a new clinically or legally morbid obese woman is created and she thinks she’s FIERCE and not disgusting.

Third, dudes are perverts and just see tits, if they only know fat chicks, only fuck fat chicks, because like parasites the fatties are taking over, then they’ll just accept any pussy that comes their way, until that fat chick develops and ego and realizes she can take her fatness to the top and the low lives they used to land out of loneliness become regular dudes, or even rich dudes, who could be with non fat chicks but they’ve been propagandized.

As a fat fuck married to a fat fuck fat is bad, never good, always unhealthy and thus gross, not hot, never BODY POSITIVE, because it’s BODY destructive…..DO NOT FALL FOR THE LIES…

That said, here’s some BBW for you perverts for INCLUSIVITY….because we don’t want to be told we’re not DIVERSE enough.

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2023

09

May

Brie Larson Pantsless of the Day

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I like to think that Brie Larson is celebrity plant that they use to mock us.

She is not hot, even in her slutty selfies, if anything she’s awkward, weird, and makes me feel uncomfortable. So either she’s got dirt on key people that she can manipulate into getting those high paid work projects, maybe someone MeToo-ed her when she was a 16 year old aspiring pop star and she’s threatened to go public, maybe she was invited to some weird sex party and has video of people eating each other’s asses that they don’t want released, I don’t know the details, but I do know that there’s got to be a bigger reason why she exists.

I do not buy any “great actor’ or “great talent” or “great connection with the audience who relates to her”, because she’s really a wet maxi pad in the corner of the truck stop bathroom left by an obese woman who was taking a shit in there before you accidentally entered, thinking it couldn’t be that bad only for it to be worse than you ever imaginged…THE SMELLL…..and not in a “well someone would find that hot kind of way” because we know there are people who would suck that wet maxi pad, bring it home, put it in a jar and nurture it until it rotted so bad the neighbors complained about the smell. We aren’t talking about that guy, we’re talking the average person who would find that gross, unappealing, and trash.

I get she could be a celebrity plant in that they can control what she says, her politics, the woke agendas, all that other shit, but I don’t think anyone’s listening.

Even when she takes pantsless selfies like a basic whore, while being a top billed celeb, it’s like, “Ok, now what”….

I think her filling her pussy up with sharpies like the girls of Reddit, wouldn’t even stop the scroll and she’d manage to make THAT boring too.

I just don’t think there’s hope for her, sure she gets paid, sure she pulled off a scam…but damn…she’s pants less, she works out, she’s rich, she’s famous, yet this sucks so hard….why?

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