Sydney Sweeney is marketed as the most viral and important celebrity of our time.

For those who don’t know, she went viral for her tits in Euphoria, which young people happened to watch, when young people don’t watch anything.

Like the OnlyFans girls who rose out of the Pandemic, Sweeney and her dopey face rose out of the pandemic as the only celebrity people care about or who has influence.

She barely posted on her social media because she doesn’t really care about her fans, until realizing it’s a money stream the brands want to push product through.

So now, she keeps her profile semi-active, so that she can post the ads in between and get paid the easy fucking money.

You know, because she’s an ARTIST…

I typically don’t care about the shamelessness of these idiots in this consumer driven world. They want money, idiots want to spend money, it’s just a little lazier than I’d want to see marketing dollars spent….

More importantly, they are insincere in their messaging, it’s just a cash grab….

So Sweeney, who has a multi million dollar deal with Samsung is pretending to be excited with Samsung’s new AI plans….

We all know she doesn’t care about that shit…..and to make it WORSE…she’s not even showing off her tits…

Clearly, she lacks total respect for her audience and think you’re all fucking stupid….

Which is why in protest of this ad, you should throw out your Samsung products and buy some bootleg flip phones from CHINA…

Fuck the internet, fuck the social media, while thinking of titty fucking Sweeney…even though she hasn’t delivered the titty fuck content since deciding to go mainstream and take on the role of relevant celebrity….

Here you will see Sydney Sweeney “Can’t fucking wait for the fucking AI updates on my SAMSUNG PHONE” lie….because she’s an actor and text overlay is way easier and convincing in the lie than actually looking to the camera and straight up lying.

Like this bitch is excited about a Samsung update, like ANYONE is excited about a SAMSUNG update, get the fuck out of here….

They treat us like idiots, because we are idiots…..

Now….since Sweeney is being paid over 1,000,000 dollars of this campaign, here’s a list from AI, not SAMSUNG’s AI Sweeney is CREAMING over while looking at her paycheck….of movies that had a less than 1,000,000 dollar budget…

MEANING, the Artist, the CREATIVE, the genius that is Sweeney and her tits, could have DONE SOMETHING OF VALUE with that money….

Clerks
The Blair Witch Project
Mad Max (the original)
Paranormal Activities
Tangerine
Eraserhead
Pi
Slacker
Dinner with Andre

Instead, you get this…..

Total misuse of funds, something great could have been done, but why bother because of laziness..

Stop celebrating laziness and lies, DEMAND MORE out of these assholes….

She was at some set shooting looking like shit…paparazzi ere there…check it out by CLICK HERE

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