The model is a little on the Phoebe Price hustle, where she really likes to fixate on her looks or sex appeal to try to draw in the eyeballs, without realizing she’s 50. She talks about her sex toys, and all that post-menopause sex she has and it’s not that exciting when you think about […]

2023 has been the year that Heidi Klum has used her daughter’s tits to get as much attention as Heidi Klum can get for being the womb that shat out those tits. It seems she’s making 2024 the year of her tits, at least that’s what I am running with because her tits are out, […]

As it turns out, Heidi Klum has decided from doing the America’s Got Talent show, that it doesn’t require actual talent to have a hit song, you just need to find a hook that you can push down people’s throats, and not even an original hook and then produce the shit out of the audio […]

Heidi Klum is on vacation, so naturally she’s producing content around her tits as she works her way into being in her 50s. Possibly unable to accept that she’s weathered, menopausal, broken and leathery….the smells of her pussy rot from all those years of using her pussy for personal gain, so she’s trying to use […]

Heidi Klum is in St Bart’s with a bootleg German Aquaman looking motherfucker. I realize he is actually a rich and successful rockstar who is married to a German top model in her golden years, but reducing him to the Aquaman actor at the small German Christmas village for the kids is far more fun. […]

German born Heidi Klum, who you can assume comes from a family of Nazis, since anyone in Germany in the 30s and 40s were Nazis, and the fact that she’s clearly a Eugenics project that was initiated by the ROCKET SCIENTISTS employed by the NAZI party in efforts to create the perfect human, unless this […]