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2015

27

Nov

Greek Hookers are the Black Friday Deal of the Day

We’re all looking for deals, especially on Black Friday, especially when it comes to sex…and it seems like the best place for Sex at a discount in Greece…all it took was a Financial crisis…

According to the Washington Post:

When the economic crisis began in Greece, the going rate for sex with a prostitute was 50 euros ($53), the London newspaper quoted Laxos as saying. Now, it’s fallen to as low as two euros ($2.12) for a 30-minute session.

Prostitution in Greece is legal, which makes it even better, no consequences…but possibly AIDS, which as Charlie Sheen has taught us, is not a death sentence…

I mean 2 dollars for 30 minutes when all you need is 30 seconds…is fantastic savings, I’d just hate to see how banged out theri vaginas are…especailly considering vaginas in Greece are actually assholes…as the Greek and their bountiful olive oil natural resources – invented modern Anal sex along with math and other things…

Either way, Greek Hookers are the Black Friday deal of the Day…

And here’s Maria Menounos – the only Greek Hooker I know..

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2015

27

Nov

Lily Cole Has Something to Say of the Day

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A while ago, I posted some nude pics of model Lily Cole, who at one point in time, an may still be….they had her full vagina exposed and were really kind of creepy, thanks to her baby face doll head, and the fact that she’s so pale and Irish, ginger and transparent…

Her sister, Elvie, emailed me to take them down, so I asked her to be my girlfriend…and she just ignored me…which hurts me at my core…

But what doesn’t hurt is when Lily Cole crops out her creepy face, to focus on tits, that shouldn’t be model tits, models are supposed to be starving to death…

These are some serious fucking tits…that I guess she wants you to see…because she posted them to instagram…and now I am posting them here…maybe just to get Elvie to notice me again…

Hi Elvie, I like your sister’s tits.

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2015

27

Nov

Rapping Momma of the Day Titty Flash and Other Videos of the Day

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Fat Chicks Fighting in the Grocery Store

Creepy Fucking Accident

Asian Girl VS Thugs…

Insane Accident

Motel Robbery Fail

Putting a Cobra Down Friend’s Shirt

Teacher Taken Out in High School Fight

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

27

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s safe to say that I got the best Black Friday deal in town….

I mean other than Roman Polanski…..who unlike Jared from Subway, doesn’t get arrested for taking nudes and molesting teens….

I guess it’s all to celebrate the great deal the Pilgrims on their quest for spreading the word of God got on the North American land…

Here are some morning links…

This is the Greatest Thanksgiving Themed Thing Ever
CLICK HERE

600 Foot Rope Swing
CLICK HERE

Turkey Hangover – With Sluts in Glasses…
CLICK HERE

Maitland Ward is a Real Fucking Hooker
CLICK HERE

Tara Reid Blowjob Face
CLICK HERE

Nude Rugby!
CLICK HERE

Adam Sandler Performing…Who Cares..Oh Yeah…you Do…
CLICK HERE

The Hottest Nurse in the UK
CLICK HERE

Man is Shocked by Modern Society after 44 Years in Prison
CLICK HERE

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2015

26

Nov

I give Thanks For stepLINKS of the Day

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THANKSGIVING!

I’m thankful it’s not thanksgiving in Canada because giving thanks to some virtual imaginary entity is almost as dumb as listening to everyone else giving thanks to some imaginary entity. You can eat turkey any day of the week, with or without family and friends. It’s not that big of a deal. Freaks.

THANKSGIVING!!

Being thankful to people for acts they do is not religious. Being thankful as a general emotion is not religious. It’s just positive thinking. But thanking the powers that be or destiny for making all these things happen is acknowledging a god. Unless you’re just thanking yourself.

Thanksgiving, the celebration of white man killing the natives for not being into Jesus and thus savages….so thanksgiving is in fact a religious holiday.

THANKSGIVING!!

I’m thankful for Girls

THANKSGIVING!!

Get Ready for Black Friday Deaths…

THANKSGIVING!

Because the people who die on Black Friday…Should…

THANKSGIVING!

I love everyone and give thanks everyday – especially with Turkey…

In 2008 – I did this TURKEY ROUND UP – I Peaked…

This is the highlight

THANKSGIVING!

Here are some stepLINKS!

THANKSGIVING!!

Phoebe Price Does Thanksgiving
CLICK HERE

Slut of the Day
CLICK HERE

Thanksgiving Titties for Thanksgiving Giving Thanks to Titties
CLICK HERE

Drunk Turkey Slaughter
CLICK HERE

Man Is Shocked By Modern Society after 44 Years
CLICK HERE

Jessica ALba in a Holiday Shoot
CLICK HERE

Another Slut of the Day
CLICK HERE

Jeopardy Contestant who Uptalks
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Crazy Turkey Ass…
CLICK HERE

The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
CLICK HERE

Kim Garner’s AMazing Body
CLICK HERE

Kelly Brook – Jelly Brook Panty Flash
CLICK HERE

Stupdi Rally Spectators
CLICK HERE

18 Terrifying Thanksgiving Day Crimes
CLICK HERE

Kim Bassinger in a Bathing Suit from 1983
CLICK HERE

Selena Gomez Nipples in a Shirt
CLICK HERE

When Indians Take Drugs
CLICK HERE

Awkward Family Photos: Thanksgiving Edition
CLICK HERE

Lady Gaga Thigh
CLICK HERE

Cam Newton, Some Sports Dude, Dancing
CLICK HERE

1995 Nude Christy Turlington
CLICK HERE

Jessica Biel Booty in Pants
CLICK HERE

31 Dogs Who Ruined Thanksgiving
CLICK HERE

Billionaire Buys Dinner for 400 US Soldiers
CLICK HERE

Courtney Stodden VS Wool
CLICK HERE

Family Thanksgiving Ruined…
CLICK HERE

Top 10 Star Wars Gifts for Black Friday…
CLICK HERE

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THIS IS THE BEST CAM GIRL SITE TO FALL IN LOVE ON – AND IT IS FREE – THEY WORK FOR TIPS – YOU DON’T HAE TO TIP…
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Tumblr Porn Round Up
CLICK HERE

Thanksigivng fetish Porn
CLICK HERE

Boob Play of the Day
CLICK HERE

Jodie Gason – Huge Tits
CLICK HERE

Weirdest Masturbation Video of the day
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2015

26

Nov

I Give Thanks to 50 Year Old Bella Thorne Cleavage of the Day

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I think the most promising that has happened in recent months is that 50 year old Bella Thorne celebrated her 18th birthday, to remind us that Hollywood never changes, the gang of retards who are the dancing puppets who are cast to sell products and shows change…but the overall concept doesn’t…

So we can be sure that when one 17 year old turns 18, there will be another to take her place to the perverts, and when one Lohan dies of a drug overdose, another one will be cast to replace her, because things, just don’t change, they are consistent, reliable, safe…so give thanks to that…

This Bella Thorne, is not an instagram model. She’s not topless for no reason. She’s packaged properly, and jerked off to by grown men everywhere…so give thanks to that…

Not every trashy girl from Florida, has to be a trashy girl in public…they can package themselves….to cocktease instead of giving it all up for free….and that gives me hope..

Yes…Bella Thorne is the beacon of hope….until she gets naked, because average at best acting, can only go so far…here’s her cleavage…

Posted in:Bella Throne|SFW

2015

26

Nov

Kate Upton or Amy Schumer Playing Some Tennis Porn of the Day

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Kate Upton is not porn to me. I didn’t like her when she was big and 18, busty as fuck, with a body I knew would catch up with her tits by 20, because I’ve seen hot girls fall apart since I was 18 and realized the hot girl in my class was no longer hot…or that the girl with tits at 14 was no longer the hot one….and I knew that by 30…when the metabolism actually slows down…Kate Upton is fucking done…

But tennis is porn to me, so anytime a girl in her skirt hits the ball, making those sex sounds, I get excited…

Now mixing the two, a doughy Kate Upton, all hanging over her outfit….and tennis, a sport I love girls playing…is not necesarily something you can jerk off to…even if she’s got big tits…

But it is something you can laugh to…and laughing is good for the soul on Thanksigiving…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2015

26

Nov

Christina Milian Debates Whether her Panties are Too Small of the Day

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Christina Milian has consistently been an attention whore…her whole career is based on being some low level, half naked, barely talented performer….that has lead to some solid credits, some solid jobs…and a kid you don’t remember she has cuz she pawned that thing off to her mom,..or staff…because the key to maintaining a level of “hot”….even when in her mid 30s…especailly during a comeback tour…is to pretend the baby never happened…pretend the vagina wasn’t ravaged…pretend…that pussy is pure…rather than pure shit..

This girl is very rich…she’s also collecting a lot of child support money…yet she needs to post pictures of herself in her panties on snapchat..discussing how they are too small for her…it’s fucked up…and part of what is wrong in the word…

Yes…Blame Christina Milian…for ALL….

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2015

26

Nov

Kristen Stewart for Chanel of the Day

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Style icon….Kristen Stewart…who you’d probably think of as more of a molested teen in an oversized shirt and jeans…sulking in the corner…because being molested makes a bitch sad…especially when the molesting is from her own father…leaving her with no one to trust…

Is the new face of Chanel…

Because I guess as an actor, she can turn that frown upside down…well almost upside down…or upside down enough to be the apathetic, straight faced, dull actress that she is….

So I guess Chanel saw her as an Oprah style makeover from the 90s, knowing she’s a big name, and figuring “let’s use that one, she’s like a blank canvas”..all thanks to being that almost androgynist she is…

Who cares, here’s the preview she got paid millions for…and I got paid 0 for…fuck you Chanel and Kirsten Stewart for winning…

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW

2015

26

Nov

Magdalena Frackowiak for Vogue Spain of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is some Polish model who makes millions of dollars a year, but who we can all agree is better suited to be still in the one bedroom cold water apartment in some war torn part of Washaw…with neighbors dying of small pox, like the indians on Thanksgiving, because…when you take a poor, communist torn, girl and tell her she’s hot enough to make millions a year for big brands, it leads to a pretty shitty fucking attitude and entitlement that I prefer….when it’s more humble, hungry, thirsty and in need of a warm shower.

Here she is in Vouge, bougie bitch..

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak|SFW