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2015

25

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

THANKSGIVING!

In case you didn’t know..

I like making people feel uncomfortable…I like watching them crack, breakdown, unsure of why or how to act…

It’s jokes…which is modern terminology for “it’s funny”…because the kids are lazy and jokes is way less syllables than funny….

So in making people uncomfortable…I like to send random people sexts…like the dental hygienist, or the neighbor…or your kid’s school teacher…local radio that gives a text line….pretty much anyone in your phone…

Shit like:

Have you ever let another man slide his fingers in an out of you whole gazing in your eyes and choking you?

When they freak out…you say:

so that’s a no?

Always a good time. I give thanks for that….

THANKSGIVING!

Crazy Turkey Asses
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Captain America Trailer…..
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Kesha Ass Flash
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Holy Holm Jacked on Late Night
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Kate Upton Plays Tennis
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Sara Underwood is So Slutty
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Emma Stone Tight Pants
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Maitland Ward Fame Whoring
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Hovering Helicopter…
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Bikini GIrl..
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s 1000 Dollar Ass Wipes for Christmas
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Adele Humiliates Herself Playing on Jimmy Fallon..
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BryannA Holly in Bikinis..
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Lisa Snowdon Adjusting her Tits….
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Sammie PEnnington Topless
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36 Huge Thanksgiving FAILs
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The Creepiest Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons
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17 of the Strangest Thanksgiving Traditions Ever
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Jumpoff Art of Movement
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Demi LOvato in Leather
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Cosplay Girls
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Rosie Huntington is Amazing
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Bella Hadid Nipple
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Abigail Ratchfort Has Big Old Tits..
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Yoga Pants Crazy
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Page 3 Sluts of the Day
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Courtney Stodden is Amazing…
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Sporty Bitches
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Historic Rocket Landing..
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StepfatherPresents: Top 10 Star Wars Gifts
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Adele Exarchopoulos Topless in a Music Video
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Ali Michael Naked
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Naked Fembots
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Running Around Traffic in Panties
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2015

25

Nov

Ruby Rose for GQ of the Day

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Ruby Rose decided to be a girl in GQ, because she’s a girl, despite playing a dyke and or “trans man”….inspiring straight-ish girls to cut their hair like her..so that the entire world can look like Bieber…all thanks to a TV show…because people are wear as fuck and do what TV tells them to do…even though we’re more media savvy and know better…

So here she is being a leader of the gender bending world…because it was a nice hook for her to use as a marketing platform – that converted for her….convert gender to convert into sales, make that money…and I guess once you’re there…..you can get in your panties and pretend it’s all part of your plight…when really it’s just being basic…

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2015

25

Nov

Selena Gomez Photoshoot of the Day

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Selena Gomez is the Worst…and this is a cheesy fucking shoot she’s in because she’s cheesy as fuck…you know when not milking her chemotherapy to sell records…or hanging out with Taylor Swift to try to be as relevant because clearly she knows she’s a talentless hack who needs to suck up to people who actually sell records…in hopes it spills over like it was Bieber’s sperm spilling out of her vagina…

Here’s her nipple at the airport…which is exciting…I guess…

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2015

25

Nov

Holly Holm is Hard Bodied on TV of the Day

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Wow late night TV is such shit…I can’t even

But I guess they’re interviewing some chick – who may or may not have a dick – at least according to these guys and their extensive research..

But dick or not, she pretends to be a girl and dudes everywhere, at least those who are into chick fights, have jerked off to her – thanks to UFC doing this updated version of jello wrestling

Cat fights have been erotic forever, even when the chicks are questionably chick…

Here are some pics of her

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2015

25

Nov

Adriana Lima Naked for the 2015 Pirelli Calendar of the Day

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THe Pirelli Calendar is a big deal, it happens every year, and promote tires better than any other tire ad I can think of, especailly since it doesn’t have tires in the ad, but rather named top fashion models, naked, because it is European and that’s what they do…

I haven’t seen all the pics, or really any of the pics yet…but I figure I’ll put up the one that I did see as a placeholder…

It’s old, but still living, Adriana Lima and her bolt on fake tits that look like she’s a gutter porn chick, rather than one of the most celebrated and beautiful models of the late 90s / early 2000s, reminding us, this thanksgiving, to give thanks for what you have when you have it, as it can all go to shit…and when it does..if you’re lucky enough to have tits…you can use them to get you out of it…

GOOD TIMES>. Come back for the rest of the pics.. Here’s some other girl….

Fuck – this is the 2015 Calendar – I’m so inadequate, unprofessional, lazy, as a blogger….I don’t know how I live with myself..

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2015

25

Nov

Everyone Loves J.Lo of the Day

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I have seen so many MEMES on the internet this week about “J.Lo at 46 / Me at 26″….in reference to J.Lo still having what it takes, being hot, giving boners, etc…

I assume that J.LO, along with her ass implants and breast implants, and botox, which is now part of her, is the one who put those out there..

Because all I see, is an old lady that sure, I’d fuck her, but she’s still an old lady…no matter how tight her SPANX outfit is, or how good it makes her ass look…she’s still fucking old…

But keep on pretending she looks young…you fucking idiots…

Here she is for some magazine..in tight clothing…as she does…because it keeps things in place…

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2015

25

Nov

Nicola Peltz Billionaire Booty for a Magazine of the Day

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Billionaire booty…that’s what I call this shoot of Nicola Peltz, who was the Gigi Hadid before Gigi Hadid, that instead of investing into her instagram, decided to be the babe in Transformers….I assume because her billionaire dad invested in Transformers, or because her billionaire dad is homies with Michael Bay, who makes transformers, and together they live that Miami beach life…especailly during the Christmas season, as east coast jews tend to do..

Doesn’t matter why she’s a name, or how hungry she is for fame, despite having money to afford a life that involves not working or whoring out to the world, but I guess it’s some innate human instinct seeking acceptance and dominance in a patriarchal world…or some shit…

I know I’d be using my trust fund for hookers and naps that last weeks..

But she’s using it to get in her underwear in magazines…so weird…to me…but I like billionaire booty / all booty / so it works…

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2015

25

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day

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Old lady model Candice Swanepoel loves posting pics of her bare ass…

Even though she spent the decade long career being non-nude and boring as fuck…

ALl of a sudden she’s done a nude shoot or two and I guess she’s loved the attention or feedback…possibly even getting a wet pussy, soaking through panties over it…as girls do…when guys jerk off to them….making her come out of her shell…

Luckily, it’s not in a too little too late situation…it’s in a just fine, keep showing the ass but next time spread it apart for me cuz I like asshole situation..which is a common thread in my life…

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2015

25

Nov

Karlie Kloss for WSJ of the Day

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Karlie Kloss is one of Taylor Swift’s life sized barbie dolls, who I guess is on payroll to hang with Taylor Swift and give the illusion that Taylor Swift has friends, because without this gang of models she surrounds herself with, that scream “I had no childhood, I am richer than god, I can buy people, and pay them their day rate, to sit on my couch”…because power hungry people are creepy….but less creepy when surrounded by models…even if what she does with them behind closed doors and under contract is…

I don’t know why, I dig this SpaceX head office photoshoot, maybe because Karlie Kloss has great legs, maybe because I know SpaceX and space mining is the beginning of the end of humanity which excites me…or maybe it is just the panties…it’s probably just the panties….

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2015

25

Nov

Kelly Brook is Back to Fat Panty Flash of the Day

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Kelly Brook’s a titty model, glamour model, aspiring actress, from the UK, who is actually in her early 40s and not a titty model, or Glamour model at all anymore, but rather more of a chubby chick, with big tits, and an old, tired face, who sometimes starves herself when she has a job lined up, but for the most part, just matches her tits…

She was actually pregnant 4-5 years ago, but had a well planned miscarriage, because I guess her ego told her to leave the UK and hit LA to be famous…and by famous I mean in staged photoshoots, or at red carpet events, because she is known, that include but aren’t limited to armpit fat cleavage and panty flashes…

I’m not a Kelly Brooke fan, and I’m not a Kelly Brook hater, she’s sort of just there…and here she is..just there….look at those arms…Jesus…

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