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2015

18

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Amazing of the Day

Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley must be very old by now, but I still think she’s great…

She just has this classic model vibe to her, she’s pre Instagram, and she knows it and can look down on every new model and laugh knowing their story is not based on skill or talent, but on sucking up to the right people….or other social media celebrities…perpetuating the lie that is their relevance…

And the fact that she’s British and has a bitchy face, just makes me assume she can throw dirty looks at them when they are at the same parties, that Rosie ends up leaving because she can’t lower herself to their level..

I also like that she’s been the hot pussy in movies, proving that acting requires no talent, if you’re pretty, something you’ve probbaly known since Marilyn Monroe…not that I am comparing Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley to Marilyn Monroe, or to being anyone nearly as memorable as Marilyn Monroe…I’m just saying bitches have been talentless scams forever…I just like when they believe their shit, act the part, like divas because of their shit…especially when they look like this…

I hate when girls are gracious, nice, sweet, or suck ups…I like bad attitudes all the time…the more they hate me, the more I love them….especially when they are having sex with me…because I can’t respect a girl who enjoys sex with me…if you know what I looked like naked, you’d understand…

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2015

18

Nov

Welcome Back Thora Birch of the Day

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Thora Birch is the mid 30s actress you’v enever heard of….because she hasn’t done anything in the last 10 years…but if you’re an old pervert, or a hipster obsessed with the 90s, dressing like you’re on the fucking Cosby show, you’ll remember her as the child star in movies like Hocus Pocus and some other shit….

Then she hit puberty and became the star of a lot of independent films, that brought new life to Hollywood, before totally being back burnered for blockbuster, actor driven garbage we have today…

So she was the tits you didn’t necessarily want to fuck in America Beauty because she wasn’t the alien headed American Pie chick…or the tits you didn’t necessarily want to fuck in Ghost World because she wasn’t Scarlett Johansson…you know the awkward other girl…with the tits…

Well, I guess she’s making a comeback, because why else would she be in this magazine, and really the only picture worth looking at is the one in the granny panty diaper…spread legged looking awkard and doughy…with some tit…

Take it in, welcome her back…via masturbation like she was still that 13 year old girl you had a crush on in that Hocus Pocus porn…because you’re weird…

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2015

18

Nov

Irina Shayk in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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I am so on the ball, I posted the cover picture of Irina Shayk in Harper’s Bazaar yesterday….and to quote myself, because how much can one motherfucker say about this bitch….here’s what I said…

Irina Shayk is one the Cover of Harper’s Bazaar…I’m not sure if it is the America issue or an obscure market issue, I don’t do all that much research into these things, especially when it comes to Russian hookers, who I am just impressed, but not really, because she’s Russian, and Russians are bright, the fact they have no souls, means emotions don’t get in the way of these things, like strategically finding a way out of the Iron Curtain, to live the American dream with all the McDonalds and Levis she can imagine, all by using any means possible, which in her case was being the beard for what has been rumored to be a gay as fuck soccer star in a homophobic European market…use hot RUssian, she knows better than to talk, her people know about keeping secrets, she’ll be good…especially if we put her in Sports Illustrated to make the story more legit…a task that takes one phone call when you’re a huge soccer star trying to pay off a girl by getting her in a magazine that your team pretty much control…

Now she’s dating an A-List actor, and covering magazines, and she is really fucking hot, so I don’t care, and she’s jumped through the hoops to make this happen, so she’s deserving, I just like knowing that I know the scam she pulled, it makes seeing these pics feel like the ultimate troll I’m in on…but maybe that’s just because I created all this in my crazy mind, like some kind of personality disorder delusion…

That’s probably what it is…I’m crazy…and she’s a supermodel who did it the same way other supermodels do it…with hard work ethic and not fucking A listers…right…that’s gotta be it.

And I am reposting this, because all the pics dropped….

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2015

18

Nov

Rita Ora for Self Magazine of the Day

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Rita Ora is in bikinis in Self Magazine, which would make a lot more sense if it was called “Pretending to Be Someone Else” Magazine…and I guess the good news is that she’s not in Shape…literally…but it’s the same caliber of shitty pictures…and they also made a video…

Watch this on The Scene.

And here are the pictures..where you can see the difference between photoshopped images and not photoshopped video screengrabs…where she’s all belly jelly bean shaped…and equally relevant but eager, fame whoring, and desperate to succeed…in both….

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2015

18

Nov

Lindsey Vonn is Slutty for Health Magazine of the Day

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Here are some pictures of strong legged, downhill skiing, Lindsay Vonn, who is probably pretty excited to hear that Tiger Woods isn’t the whore fucking A-List billionaire who tested positive for HIV…even though …he is into the questionable, unstable, insipid, women…when he’s not seducing other pro Athletes…

She’s in some slutty enough poses, because I guess to keep up with Tiger’s needs, you have to have some level of slut in your soul, at least based on the disgusting hookers he was linked to when his scandal hit…but as someone who knows skiers, they are so muscular, that being slutty seems to just come with the territory…it’s called Apres Ski motherfuckers….it’s where the snow pants come off, and the long underwear…gets soaked through..the squats get shown off….usually in the form of terrifying, pumpkin squashing thighs…that you wouldn’t normally want wrapped around your neck…but you’re a subservient bitch…

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2015

18

Nov

Daytona: Vintage Florida Erotica of the Day

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One of the more interesting photographers out there, and I’m not just saying that because he’s a friend of the site, but because he’s been doing this vintage erotica inspired content long before instagram existed, and I’ve been following his work for a very fucking long time, because it’s really fucking on point….even authentic..in what I consider a fucking candy-coated, pile of shit, medium…that thanks to filters and iphones requires little to no skill…

His instagram is @Jonathan_Leder , but today we’re talking about a book he’s putting out called Daytona…from his publishing company www.imperial-publishing.com …

This is what they had to say about it.

DAYTONA Celebrates Vintage Erotic Images from the Sunshine State.

Travel back to a world of beaches, babes, and totally optional bikinis with DAYTONA, the new photobook from Imperial Pictures LTD. Featuring ‘70s-era erotic images from the great state of Florida, this fun and sexy collection harks back to a time before Instagram—when a group of buxom spring breakers could play naked basketball (check out page 23) without a care in the world.

“The Internet and social media have made people so self-conscious,” says Amy Hood, who curated DAYTONA alongside Imperial Pictures co-founder Jonathan Leder. “It prevents these stolen, honest, amateur moments from even happening. The explicit nature of adult media has killed all the charm of the process.”

The charm was alive and well when these photos were taken. DAYTONA features stone-cold stunners sunning themselves poolside, preening in hot-body contests, romping through the surf, rolling through the sand, and enjoying secret rendezvous back at their motels. Culled mostly from thrift shops and flea markets, these 35mm treasures celebrate the hot, dreamy, sticky-sweet charms of the Sunshine State.

It’s the land of a million vacations, the place where normal college kids go all Caligula. It’s a strange culture (or lack thereof) rooted in contradiction—political conservatism vs. pure hedonism—and ripe for rediscovery. With DAYTONA, Imperial Pictures Publishing once again offers a fascinating look at erotic images from another time. It’s a trip you definitely want to make—don’t forget the sunscreen.

Here’s a sample of the pics, that I feel her picked right out of my fucking brain….as something I find stimulating, exciting, even nostalgic looking at…

What I’m saying is…I love this shit…so Go Get It – www.imperial-publishing.com …

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2015

18

Nov

Chinese Woman Stripped for Sleeping with a Woman’s Husband and Other Videos of the Day

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Robber at the ATM

Sucker Punch Leaves Dude in Coma

Face Pounded at McDonalds

Attorney Gets Taken Out in San Luis Obispo – The Happiest Place in America

Man Stealing Purses in LA

Motorized Picnic Table!

Bar Owner Shot over Spilled Drink in Thailand…

I love FEMEN

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2015

18

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I decided to test out the good looking girl at the dog park…you know to see if she was worthy of me masturbating to her hot, legging wearing ass…..because as a fat, homeless, impotent man…that’s the best I can do…

So while in typical dogs sniffing each other’s asses, as I look into her eyes, letting her know that I too want to sniff her ass….so I busted out my:

“your dog is cool as fuck – is he vegan – my dog is vegan – what kind of mother are you that your dog isn’t vegan – I hope you don’t have actual kids. Seriously. You disgust me. I hope the authorities take him away from you for animal cruelty”…

Needless to say, she didn’t let me sniff her ass…I guess I’ll just have to do it when she’s not paying attention…

That said…do you ever wake up wishing you were Justin Bieber…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Awesome Asses
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Raccoon Gets Revenge on Cat
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Hunger Games in Three Minutes
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Pixie Lott in a Tight Dress at an Event
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Face is So Fucked Up Looking
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Johnny Manziel Can Still Punch his Girlfriend
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Bella Thorne May or May Not Hate the Kardashians…or the Hadids…
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Cat VS Cucumbers….
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Girls Supporting Sports Teams
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Under the Sea Seminar…
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Apocalyptic Bunker of the Day
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2015

18

Nov

They Only Miley Strap On Pic Worth Seeing of the Day

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Because there is vagina lip in it….and as you know…vagina lip makes everything better to look at….especially when it is Disney starlet turned popstar lip…even if it has probably been banged out a lot because that’s the kind of feminist she is….vagina everywhere! For everyone. Perfect way to start the day…if you’re into vagina like me…

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2015

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Being the every important man on Tinder that I am, where my bio is “I’ll make you famous”, which is more of a joke, seeing as the only person I’ve made famous is Lindsay Lohan, yeah, that’s right, bet you didn’t know, I was the guy behind the enigma…

Either way, with “I’ll make you famous”…come “Make me famous” and with “Make me famous” comes “make me cum”…and with “make me cum”….comes “here’s my pussy pics”….with “here’s my pussy pics” comes “oh btw I can’t make you famous, that’s a joke”….and with “oh BTW (that’s by the way in young people speak), I can’t make you famous, that’s a joke”….comes “You manipulated me with your false promises”…and with “you manipulated me with your false promises”…comes “girl, I can’t even make myself famous, you made your own choices in life, let’s not blame me for pics you already had in your phone that you sent other tinders”…

It’s the generation of not being accountable….becauseI wasn’t trying to manipulate you – I was falling asleep….

Watch out for these rape culture freaks…

Tugging on Clothes….Girls…
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Taxi Driver’s of NYC Calendars..
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Juliette Lewis Braless
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Khloe Kardashian Waist Training…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Pookies
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Jennifer Lawrence Lookin’ Hot in White..Like a Virgin..Who Takes Spread Ass Pics…
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A Bunch of Girls Smoking Bongs
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Kate Hudson Showing You How To Make Men Kill Themselves…
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Mission Impossible Dog
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Jessica Biel is an Anti-Vaxxers….
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Bella Hadid Pretends She’s a Model in Red Leather Pants
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Lucy Aragon – Topless
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Miranda Kerr Midriff for Some Event in NYC….
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Johnny From The Karate Kid – On Bullyying…
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SLUT of the Day is Penny Mathis…
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Pam Anderson Flipping her Hair
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Elizabeth Banks…for SNL…
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Porsche Blames Paul Walker for his Death
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Abigail Ratchford as Wonder Woman
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Amanda Righetti Kickboxing…
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Malcolm in the Middle Trailer Inspired by Breaking Bad
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Alessandra Ambrosio and Gigi Hadid Shows her Midriff…
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Natalie Dormer for Women’s Health
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Aubrey O’Plaza in a White Dress
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Drunken Drunk Dial…
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Kittens Confused by Cones….
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Rita Ora in a Blazer….
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Ariel Winter Has Huge Tits
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Girls in Sports BRas
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Holly Holm Has a New Movie
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Katherine McNamara Photoshoot…
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Michalka Sisters in a Bras of the Day
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Christina Milian See Through
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Old People Ride an Escalator…
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Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner Almost Got Egged…
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Emojis in the Dictionary
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Victoria Justice in a Tight Dress.
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Fan Girls….
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Grabbing Feet on the Freeway
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Wet T-Shirt Nipples on a Blonde
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Amanda Geores Bikini in Malibu
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Kitchen Speculum Play
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Jackie Cruz Blowjob
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Alison Tyler Boob Shake…
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Anal Orgasm
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This Ass can Handle Crazy
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If A Girl Strips in the Woods – Can I Fuck Her
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