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2015

04

Nov

Hilary Duff for Glamour Mexico of the Day

Hilary Duff fans fucking love Hilary Duff. They are most likely the people who still read blogs like DrunkenStepfather that talk about people like Hilary Duff or any of these other sluts like they are newsworthy, like they matter, in some fan boy shit, even if I’m just trying to call the motherfuckers out for being garbage…

She was the 16 year old, daughter of a stagemom, who went Disney and became a huge brand….and the only interesting thing that’s ever happened with her, besides her thick fit sturdy body…was when she was married to a Canadian billionaire who played pro Hockey, because I imagined her as the puck slut getting railed in the lockerroom after the games, and it made her squeaky, possibly scientology reputation more appealing..

Now she’s in Glamour Mexico….and it’s not very exciting..but it is Hilary Duff everyone…that’s all the excitement we need…

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2015

04

Nov

Amber Heard is a Homewrecker in C Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a little home wrecking…harlot who figured “USE Johnny Depp to get ahead”…because he’s Johnny Depp and pretty much runs Hollywood thanks to surviving the 90s drugs…and sex with Kate Moss…because it was when she was 19 and not after all the unprotected sex with needle sharing rock stars…

She’s the official stepmother of 16 year old Lily Rose Depp, who everyone can see on instagram hanging out with Jenners, where you would want an LA rich kid who is virtually on her own fending for herself in her dad’s mansion, while he’s at one of his other houses..fucking this Homewrecker…living out her childhood crush…dreams…all because her pussy is the kind of pussy that makes dudes do really dumb fucking things…like marriage…I’ve heard of those kinds of pussies..watch out…

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2015

04

Nov

Lana Del Rey for Vogue Turkey of the Day

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Lana Del Rey has zero sex appeal, but her songs are just so on point, meaning sex appeal doesn’t matter….

When she’s showing her thigh in obscure market Vogue magazine, it’s higher concept, less sensationalized, or desperate than someone who also has no sex appeal, but has hit songs…Lady Gaga…

I call this “Straight from Lake Placid Private Schools…”….because that’s pretty much her story, where all the inner torment happened…small Olympic towns in upstate New York that vistors would say “this is so cute, it’s like out of a movie or even Europe, OMG they even have a Starbucks”…but beneath that Starbucks on mainstreet surface…there is darkness..sultry voiced darkness…that is Lana Del Rey…

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2015

04

Nov

Larissa Hofmann for Mango of the Day

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Larissa Hofmann sounds Jewish…. but I bet most of the girls at your Jewish studies group don’t look like this….and that most of the girls in your Jewish studies group aren’t underwear models…but then again, it’s very possible that not all Hoffmann’s are Jewish..and that some are Germans…who tried to exterminate the Jews 70 years ago…and that maybe, just maybe I am generalizing about Jewish Studies groups, if that is even a thing, and that there are in fact babes and bikini models, especially if that Jewish studies group is based in LA, because all these Jewish execs have imported models as their wives, adding some new converted model DNA to their Temple…

Either way, these pics for some shitty brand that isn’t paying me…is pretty good…

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2015

04

Nov

Emmy Rossum Does the Gym of the Day

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Emmy Rossum blocked me on social media a long time ago…

I guess she doesn’t like that I call her an overrated whore who was about to fall out of the whole acting thing when luck brought her shameless on the condition she would get naked all the time, to which she said “A TV SHOW!!”….because she was at the breaking point where she was going to get naked all the time on stage at the Vegas strip club she was going to end up, or for producers promising her jobs like “TV Shows”…which is more likely the case, since she’s got Daddy issues from never meeting her dad and is connected in the New York Jewish scene, where her mother was an established photographer…it’s how it works…and here she is working or working out…for social media, because she wants her fans to know how hard she works for her body, and or because she wants to sell campaigns to fitness brands, either way, not hot enough to jerk off to,

I don’t find her hot, but whatever…I’ll post this shit anyway…for no reason….

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2015

04

Nov

Arianna Grande On Sexism and Snapchat Sluttin’ of the Day

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This was going around yesterday on social media, I didn’t bother paying attention to her shit…because she’s irritating, when I should be more supportive of her, because she’s so tiny but her pussy can handle huge black cock, and I love insertion videos, it’s a fetish…..

I’ve also heard stories about Ariana Grande from porn chicks who aren’t fans of her, because apparently they share some dicks in their circle…because girls like to fuck…

I don’t know what the Disney / Product of stage mom girl is up to or onto, I was more into her licking donuts and hating on the USA…but she is American and not the Mexican you’d think she is…and instead of the patriots turning on her as a American hating people…she still exists…because she’s so open…and honest with her fans people.

Either way, she apparently told

Here’s the sexist shut down, because she’s a social justice warrior….fem nazi…and makes it about gender issues, as that’s what this is about….in the world…gender issues….

Here’s the whole interview:

Here’s her sexiest moments according to the internet…

Here’s some pics from her snapchat…fighting for equality…

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2015

04

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood Nipples of the Day

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Did Sara Jean Underwood get dumped or something?

She’s on a serious fucking mission…to get her nude pics back out in circulation…

For those of you who know who Sara Jean Underwood is, she was a playmate of the year, who dated Seacrest, thanks to her mom being smart enough to encourage her into Playboy at a young age…before getting a hosting job and leaving that nude life behind, where she instead tried to manipulate nerds with video game and superhero talk…only for that show to get cancelled and I guess she’s burned through her money – or is trying to find new rich guys to finance her…because she’s back, with some book, of all her nudes, but back…

It’s weird, but she’s still hot enough to look at naked…so look at her naked…even though people are more fun to look at naked when they don’t want us to look at them naked…naked is always ok….

TO SEE THE NUDE PICS FROM HER BOOK
CLICK HERE

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2015

04

Nov

Lia Marie Johsnon Is a Young Harlot of the Day

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Her name is Lia Marie Johnson…She’s 18, from Hawaii and is one of the 12 biggest young stars on YouTube according to Ad Week last year…

Which from my experience means that she’s actually a fetish actress in fetish videos for dudes who jerk off to young girl youtube accounts…because they are creeps and it is more interesting than porn to them..

I remember a friend sent me a video of her kid dancing in a bikini by the pool as a “cute check out my baby, don’t worry you aren’t the dad”…situation…and when I saw it had 30,000 views I started clicking on the commenters and realized they were troll accounts that had favorited nothing by young girl in bathing suit videos…

I always knew that anything, even the corporate, traded on the stock market companies….from google to Facebook get most of their traffic from sex and porn, that’s what people like…but it just reminded me how creepy people are…

Her name has been circulating, so I figured I’d dig to see what she’s about…since the perverts are already all about her…figured…why not..right..

Apparently she sings…and uptalks about being done being hipster….

She Also Sky Dives and has a speech impediment

Apparently she’s got fans…so here’s a roundup video some creeps edited….amazing…

Here’s a bikini nipple slip…

Here is a Jazzy One…

Here she is eating..

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2015

04

Nov

Diana Vickers in a Bikini of the Day

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Diana Vickers was semi-finalist on The X Factor in 2008…..that she’s leveraged into some kind of very very very low level career…

She’s also in a bikini…

Fascinating things these girls do on social media and for the paparazzi to generate some buzz. It’s like it never gets old…”I know, I’ll put on a bikini and people will care about me, even though I’ve done zero since 2008 when I was a finalist on X-Factor”…

Maybe if she was hotter…this story would pan out differently for her…or maybe people just don’t love low level talent…making low level songs like this:

Garbage…but at least she’s trying as hard as she can..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS –
CLICK HERE

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2015

04

Nov

Marthe Wiggers Model with Nipples for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

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The most fascinating thing about Marthe Wiggers, a model from Australia…I think…is not her interesting, unique enough, face…or her thin model body…but rather…the fact her name is WIGGERS…

I mean I’ve seen wiggers for the last 2 decades and they’ve always brought a lot of entertainment, with their ebonics, and their oversized pants, and their crooked hats and their bad raps…

But I’ve never seen a Wigger I want to fuck…

This is a Wigger I want to fuck…

: elite.style

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