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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2015

Nov

Alexis Ren Tongue of the Day

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I think the world needs more girls with hot young bodies posting half naked pictures on the internet to go viral, and not just with herpes, even though herpes is in the cards for them, based on the career and ladder climbing, sugar babying and gold digging, as they become “it girls” with millions of followers…for brands to hire them for their perceived celebrity…

I don’t think there are enough half naked, attention seeking, validation seeking people on social media looking for that mass appeal, critical mass stamp of approval…

I do think we need more and more desperate for fame 18 year olds…that will do anything for this fake, candy-coated, lie that is social media…

Because I’d rather dilute the bitches who are winning in this world like the Jenner – Hadids of the world…who are just fucking garbage that had everything given to them…without having the fuck their way to the top..

The idea of fucking whoever the way because they want to and not to advance their careers…is upsetting to me…

So let’s give the more normal people attention….right…

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2015

Nov

Bella Thorne Cleavage and Mouth of the Day

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45 Year Old Bella Thorne….posted some semi-erotic selfies on her snapchat, that didn’t include accidental masturbation videos that she posted to her “story”…that were destined for some dude she fucks…which is too bad…but I did include cleavage, the poor man’s tit pics, something that when she was 17 was more erotic because her actually topless would get you arrested and no one wants that…but cleavage, that shit is fair game and the reason you hang out outside the Victoria’s Secret changing room at the mall….but at 18, or in Bella Thorne’s case 45 pretending to be 18, as Disney does with their people because they hate those annoying Child labor laws, but want people to think the 16 year old they are watching is 16 and not 45….I expect more spread asshole..it is the window to a girl’s soul…and yes, I always say I wish these pics, on every post, were spread asshole shots…it is repetitive, but true…I do wish every post was spread ass shots…and I’m not about to pretend I don’t…

Here’s Bella…even her trendy name seems like a lie..

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2015

Nov

Some Overrated Rat Cow Nude of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski makes me laugh…you’d assume she’d have expired by now and that no one would care about her now…but yet she’s still doing nude shoots for atteention…

She gets naked as often as she can, it’s her marketing strategy that works…because her fake tits are so crucial to everything that is her career and existence..because her fake tits are so almost not fake that they are great to look at…while the rest of her is average at best…but with the fake tits that may not be fake but that are fake or aren’t they fake that make her above average…

Which is awesome, for her…for us…for everyone….because her body is…hot…

She’s just proof that you don’t need talent to get work…something we already knew before…you just need followers and all you need to get followers is to get naked and own that naked…and that’s just great…

She came along and made it work for her..while barely working…but more importantly, she helped many men come…because they like tits.

She’s the TILA TEQUILA of the instagram generation…and I think I love her, but only cuz she hates me..something I like it girls I love..

Pics by Mark Sacro

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2015

Nov

The Amazing Rihanna Fake Sex Tape Pic of the Day

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I find this celebrity bullshit so tiresome, boring, repetitive, same story with a different cast soap opera that is actually what gets people into movies…in this marketing scheme that the general public buy into because they have shitty lives…

But every once in a while, while I contemplate suicide, I see something like this “Rihanna Chris Brown”…sex screenshot..that is neither Rihanna or Chris Brown…unless you’re a racist and think all black people look the same which based on emails I get from the site…i would think is probably the case…you trashy fucks

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2015

Nov

Alyssa Milano is Old as Fuck in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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I never fell into the Alyssa Milano trap. I never understood why everyone freaked out about an average looking italian girl…especially not when she was in her 30s. It just made sense to me and could only really mean one thing and that one thing is that the people who visit or write these kinds of sites are nerdy losers who are incapable of moving on, to fan and stare at and really obsess over their idols, jerk off material of the past…it’s like it seems more real if you watch it age…even if it wasn’t that good when it was young…making me realize just how pathetic some people are in terms of their lives, their interests, what they masturbate to…and pretty much everything about them….

Who cares about Alyssa Milano, unless she’s breast feeding for social media as she does….I mean looking her in a bathing suit is just terribly normal…and normal to me is bad. I like either way below normal that it is on the verge of disgusting, or way above normal that I am blown away…but middle of the road is just too suburban that it sucks..

What I am saying is Alyssa Milano and her hairy arms she’s had lasered…is just boring, but let me post it anyway.

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2015

Nov

Joe Jonas is an Adele Singing Clown Because He Fucked Gigi Hadid’s Double Chin of the Day

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Here’s a little Gigi Hadid and her wonky face….talking about being a rich kid with connections…allows you to become an “it girl”…as you can hang out with other rich kids and go to all the rich kid parties and do richc kid things….while brands are trying to figure out how to adapt to the market and reach young people…as young people watch these idiots, because I guess other than their money, they are terribly fucking average in all ways…so it gives the general population hope.

Listening to Gigi Hadid, while watching her 20 year old chin waddle, rocking that deep voice…I remember that this girl is a fucking lie….and I understand why she’s gone the easy drop out of school route to exploit her tits and her self because it makes her feel validated…

The fact that she’s the “face of a make-up brand”….but more importantly the pussy that the Jonas Brother’s shoved his purity ring inside before trying to pull it out with his dick…but that is no more, she can take her whoring to other places…because the couple they called GI JOE…is done…and no one over 20 cares…

Here’s the Jonas Brother’s Doing a cover of Adele…dealing with the sadness of “I fucked this high maintenance rich kid, now I can go fuck groupies, because I am no longer pretending to be a virgin”…while Gigi deals with the remnants of Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Ashley Greene pussy in her pussy, because pussy…

Here’s her VS acceptance speech – because it’s all she’s ever wanted growing up a rich kid with everything…one day maybe she’ll fake it til she makes it…and gets asked to walk…like she was Lily Aldrige…

I prefer the immigrants..

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2015

Nov

Drone Flies Over Nude Beach….and Other Videos of the Day

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Bride’s Breasts Get Played With at Wedding Party

Naked Girl Thrown by Car

Man Catches on Fire…

Man Feeding Bird

Man Masturbating in Elevator Gets Beat….

Weird Death of the Day

Boat Crash on Highway

African Arm…

Black Guys Beat White Guys with Confederate Flag on Truck Because Divide and Conquer

After School Fight in Memphis

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about girls is that they are less superficial than guys are….

In this world of men being objectified by women, and you’re feeling insecure about not looking like an action star, with chiseled abs….but instead like a sack of potatoes, you don’t have to worry, you can still get them into you.

You can do it with a little humor, women love jokes…and laughing…you can do it with having a power position, like be their boss, or someone else’s boss….women love power…you can get them with a huge dick, girls LOVE a huge dick, or money,, money overrides everything and you can be a fat fuck who doesn’t shower and you’ll still get your dick sucked even if it is small…as long as you have money…you’re good..

If none of that works..roofies…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning….

Woman Freaks Out After Getting 40 Fish in the Mail
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Slippery WET Girls…
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The Sound of Fury is Fucking Hilarious – James Franco Plays a Retard – And it’s a Serious Role
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Ronda Rousey Doesn’t Use Lube
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Eddie Murphy Keeps Breeding
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Some Whore in a Bikini
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Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret
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Starbucks Accepts Sign Language at Drive Thru…Even Though Blind People Shouldn’t Drive
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The Nurse Who Took Care of Kirstina Brown Wasn’t a Nurse…Safe
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Kendall Kenner Birthday Cake From Her Stalker
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Miranda Kerr Does Yoga for Billionaires
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Cholos Trying Vegan Food is Pretty Funny
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Gwen Stefani Reverse Psychologies Us on Blake Shelton
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Girls in Socks…Hot Socks…Girls
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2015

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hate when people tell me about their dreams, unless it is a girl and she’s telling me about her sex dream, where she does horrible and filthy things…but even then..it annoys me..because I don’t care about fucking dreams…

But last night I had a dream about Bieber and Secrest being at some party I was at, where Bieber decided to friend me because I am Canadian and where Seacrest started sweating profusely before dying of an overdose..

I woke up with a boner and hope it wasn’t related….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Crazy Booty
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Skinny Angelina Jolie
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Nick Lachey Is Not a Weed Kingpin in Ohio….YET…
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Jax Taylor Fucked Lohan – THe Outbreak Monkey…
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Miranda Kerr Middriff
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Kate Beckinsale in Leggings
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Jessica Rabbit’s Snatch
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Half Naked Bitches in Red LIngerie Smoking Weed
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Big Titty Slut of the Day
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Oceans 11 – The Menstrual Cycle – Is Going to Be a Hit
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Terantino VS Cops
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Dead Cop wasn’t a Hero
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Jourdan Dunn Fired from Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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Twerking Stuffed Panda
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Metroid Trailer
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Braless Gigig Hadid
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Monica Sims Cameltoe!
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People are Awesome – Golf Edition
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Ronda Rousey on Great Sex Tips
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Girl with Dimples
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Ashley Benson’s Using Lipstick…
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29 Times People Got Exactly What Was Coming to Them
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Some Pregnant Bitch
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Huge Tits
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Byranna Holly is a Whore
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Women’s POV
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How to Break Into a Hotel Room
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Supercars You Wouldn’t Want to Take Out of the Garage
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Ivanka Trump’s Jewish Mouth
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Abigail Ratchford is Committed
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Yoga Fail…
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25 Incredible Tattoos Inspired by The Walking Dead
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Candice Swanepoel im Victoria’s Secret – Because it is All She Knows
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Cherry Morgan in a Bikini
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Here’s a Dating Site of the Day
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Dog Rescue of the Day
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Cara Delevingne Creepily Wants Kendall
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Gigi Hadid is a Single Slut
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2015

Nov

Gisele Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Gisele’s bikini model body…that was already questionable as woman before she had kids and turned 35….you know the kind of bikini model you thought “Shit, she’s definitely a Brazilian tranny, because she can shoot everyday of the month thnaks to no period”..with a not so feminine, but breast implanted and ripped due to high testosterone body…faking the birth of her children….while faking the sexuality of Tom Brady…but the truth is, she probably has a vagina…I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt…even if seeing her in a bikini does zero for me…the truth is nothing does anything for me…even seeing a babe spread open and fingering herself does zero for me……I’m impotent…

She’s old, I never found her hot, but she still gets paid big money for this shit, reminding me that my opinion doesn’t matter..

Here she is doing it for free…in the BEST video I’ve ever seen..