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2015

21

Oct

Larry David’s Daughter Cazzie in a Bikini of the Day

Larry David’s daughter CAZZIE DAVID …is a 22 year old , LA rich kid, and in being an LA rich kid, she’s gotta post pics of her fit, 22 year old body in a bikini on vacation….and thanks to her very fucking rich dad making an appearance on SNL, people found her instagram, and were shocked to see her as an instagram model, even though everyone is a fucking instagram model, all it takes is posting a bikini picture…or in this case a series of bikini pictures…

I don’t find this shocking, I don’t find her and her Judaism all that hot, her body is fit, but very few LA rich kids aren’t hot bodied, they live in fucking LA…but yes, she’s more appealing to look at in a bikini than her father…but probably less comedic…

The simple logic is these awkward, neurotic comedians and really anyone with hit TV shows and 100s of millions of dollars, get hot women to have their kids, because hot women like rich guys no matter how neurotic they are, and they have their babies, because it makes sense…and their babies turn out cuter than if the neurotic comedian didn’t have success and 100s of millions of dollars, because if they didn’t have success and 100s of millions of dollars…their babies would be cum in a shitty model pillow case while doing stand-up tours…

Doesn’t matter, fit young spoiled body tits in a bikini do…

It’s funny that all it takes for people is a fucking bikini pic on social media to matter…life is simple for girls.

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2015

21

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder how woman who is so committed to jogging that she is up at 4:30 am jogging – is still fat…I guess she had 4 more hours than regular people who don’t wake up at 4:30 am to eat.

I usually spend my 4:30 eating pizza or pussy that looks like pizza…extra pepperoni…

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The Jenners and a Baldwin…in NYC
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Pornstar in a Bikini
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2015

21

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just spent the last 5 hours drinking tequila shots with a fat, white trash, probably french Canadian but couldn’t really make out anything she said through the infection on her mouth…and it was as exciting as you’d expect it to be….until she started hassling me to hire her for the night..aggressively rubbing me…and making me uncomfortable because I don’t like human contact, old ladies, or most importantly mouth infections…so I ran back here to do these stepLINKS knowing that without them you wouldn’t be complete…

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Topless Courtney Stodden and Her Pineapples
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Kate Hudson in a Tight Dress
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Kesha – and Boyfriend – on the Beach….
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Eddie Murphy and His Pussy
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Pronstar in a Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan Has Left the House
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Ashley Benson’s Sloppy as Fuck
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Ash Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens Together
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2015

20

Oct

Weird Charli XCX Upskirt of the Day

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Charli XCX is flashing her ass…to remind you one of the many basic steps it takes to get noticed, talked about, and hopefully a few more media hits on your name so that people either listen to your music, or go to your concert, or even make a sex icon out of you, thanks to the paparazzi…so that more important people want to fuck you…and in trying to fuck you…hook you up…

I am always into girls flashing asses, under any and all circumstances…at all levels of fame…even this low level…even when they are just barmaids bending over to get me a beer…and bare ass is an ideal ass to try to fantasize about while jerking off..

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2015

20

Oct

Selena Gomez Loves Selena Gomez So Much of the Day

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Chemotherapy ridden Selena Gomez took time out of having a weak immune system and mocking people who are actually sick from Chemotherapy treatments…to promote her new album that Chemotherapy treatment announcements have been talking points in the marketing campaign they planned…it’s like “talk about your chemo to get america on your side, but only when you have something to promote”…

SO she posted this picture of her, that instead of being a picture of her, it’s a pictures of her having her picture taken by a bunch of people, as she tries to suck her gut in and play sexy….and all I see from this is a girl who needs 6 images of her in the frame….because just one of you in a picture is so basic…right?

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2015

20

Oct

Mischa Barton Almost Died of the Day

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Remember Mischa Barton…well, she fell.

There was a time when I was doing a Mischa Barton death watch, it was so exciting thinking that any day she’d die, but they never die…

But I guess in her death watch’s defence, you know she’s dead without being dead…as no one cares about her, and I’d argue that no one under the age of 30 even knows who the fuck she is…

The good years were when she was fat, unshowered, probably drunk or on drugs for at least a year or two after the OC…fame had got the best of her, and every time she’d leave her house, in soiled clothing, with her dead eyes, I would get excited thinking “maybe today”…I’m a sick person…

But I guess with this fall, we can hope the decline is back, the good years over, the demons back out and getting at her like she was Lohan, but never quite as hot, famous, or amazing breasted as Lohan…

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2015

20

Oct

Elsa Hosk Naked for Adam Frnazino of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret is Elsa Hosk….is naked….

The photographer she’s getting naked for is Adam Frnazino…

I am not sure if these are from before or after she booked Victoria’s Secret and mattered as a model, or if they are when she was just trying to get naked and noticed, in hopes of booking a gig like Victoria’s Secret… I just know that you can see her tits, and tits…are more interesting than her in photoshopped lingerie pics…since you can see her otherwise airbrushed nipples…

She’s Swedish, like Ikea…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2015

20

Oct

The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video is in VOGUE of the Day

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How does this even happen? Oh right…the internet…

The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video is in VOGUE USA…and she’s not even showing off her fake tits, her fake lips, her fake everything that she designed to get to this level of celebrity….

I would argue that she isn’t talent and that she doesn’t deserve any of this, she’s just been clever in how she works the photogaphers who want her instagram followers….I know she’s done movies and all that nonsense, but she’s uninteresting, and barely a celebrity, but rather just an instagram model who has tricked a few people due to tits…

She had the right timing and went viral…probably in more way than one..yes AIDS….or at least herpes, it’s a small price to pay to get cast..

I just wish there was more substance to her, more excitement, more than just tits, even though I don’t mind celebrating a woman who has identified herself to the world as just tits…I would just be amazed if this career leads to anything more substantial than where it’s at now…because she’s boring, we’ve seen her naked, replace her with a young one.

All this to say, pretty shitty editorial shoot for the big break in Vogue, who are clearly desperate for attention…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

20

Oct

Amy Adams Bra is Not Erotic of the Day

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Sweet bra Amy Adams…I don’t love me some menopausal red headed body…she’s 41 and that alone should make her obsolete…but this is the acting world and I guess as an award nominated actress…she is capable of acting hot, or at least like she has some kind of sex appeal, which clearly was ill advised and needed a better director…because if it involves wearing a bra…it is a fail….and at 41 she should know better…if she’s out there showing off her bra like a shirt…she should bite the fucking bullet..and just show us her tits…but I guess she’s trying to be a lady about things, but who is she tricking, she’s an actress and that alone makes her a whore….like most redheads, especially at the high school level, because no one wants to fuck them…except weird people….who like freaks…and are so horny they don’t gag when they see the orange pubic hair…something I’ve found has taken me 30 years to adapt to….

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2015

20

Oct

Carmen Electra Looks Beat the Fuck Up of the Day

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Hollywood hooker Carmen Electra, brought out her fake tits and rugged face…to an event…and it brought back memories of a better era, when instagram models didn’t dilute the importance of these whores….or the whore’s importance…

Because, we always need whores, but now they’re a dime a fucking dozen, geographically spread out…all over the world…they don’t need to be in Playboy, or Hollywood and they don’t need to fuck rockstars or Dennis Rodman…

Carmen Electra is 100 years old…but all that plastic…makes her look like she’s 100 years old, trying to be 25…and that level of effort….is magical…