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2023

02

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are titties too.

I feel like I don’t have to say that, but I get called a queer for liking tiny tits, because when actual closet cases see tiny tits, they think of dudes….

Which I guess would be like being called a queer for liking to eat pussy, since real men don’t eat pussy, what are you some kind of faggot….only most faggots are scared of pussy and don’t eat pussy, as it terrifies them, so eating pussy is probably not as gay as it sounds to closet case bros…

I am a firm believer that tiny tits pack a big punch in a small package and I am committed to the endorsement of tiny tits in this world of big tit obsession…

Which I guess is pretty outdated, now that thinks like SI use fat, trans weirdness for empowerment…like they do their casting in the Walmart checkout line, you ghetto low class, low standard fucks…

TINY TITS THOUGH….hot.

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2023

02

May

Kendall Jenner’s Weird See Through Outfit of the Day

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I don’t know if the Kardashian viewership is on the decline, it fucking should be, these people are a fucking stain on society, even if they are a product of society.

I just know that Kendall Jenner’s been crying for attention, whether from dating her bi-sexual Bad Bunny top famous music star, or more importantly, walking around with her tits out in numerous outfits over the last few days, girl’s doing a big “LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME”….shameless attempt to get views…

Like all girls flashing tits, whether it’s a slip or intentional, it works for me…I just find it funny to see someone running around NYC in a thong underwear and a plastic tube dress, it’s a little fucking desperate, weird, trashy, gross, pathetic….all while being amazing, because of the tits.

You’d think that after the family scammed billions for each of them, they’d chill the fuck out, but like cockroaches in your kitchen, they just keep on surviving, adapting, and ruining society in the process because girls look up to this shit.

Soon enough, it will be getting carted around in a wheel chair so they can fish themselves as a fashion statement….we’re not yet, but these are the early days of our lives, today build the opportunities of tomorrow…

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2023

02

May

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Here’s our weekly round-up of girls in swimwear for two basic reasons.

The first being that the bikini picture revolutionized the internet by being the gateway pics to nudes.

The bikini pic allowed the normie to realize that more people engaged with their slut content and that as more and more girls followed through chasing the likes, the more normalized and mainstream it became.

The second being that no matter how many bikini pics I see and no matter how many nude pics are out there, I still think bikini pics are worth staring at, always….

I think bikinis in human for or IRL for those of you who don’t realize the internet isn’t IRL….is also as inspiring as they will always be….because I am a dude and by definition of being a dude, loving bikinis is my duty, is my genetic programming….

So no matter how hard the women editorial staff at famous men’s mags try to turn their magazines into a homeless shelter of gross women in bikinis pretending to be bikini models like some kind of women’s retreat for divorcees trying to figure out how their life went wrong…on some self help kick that they are pandering too because they don’t want to be mean to mainstream normie women by celebrating hot chicks for dudes into hot chicks…

Hot chicks will still bikini and we can focus on that, instead of the insanity they push on us from the corporate level…

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2023

01

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The grocery store is a weird fucking place….

Not only did I see dozens of people lining up to scan their own groceries like some kind of slave class who aren’t paying the employee wages in the mark-up from the groceries they are buying….

But I also saw a mom in an expensive car doing bottle tokes like she was a teen in the 80s because hash was easier to get than bud….

She literally had an empty water bottle, I know SINGLE USE PLASTIC, I judged her too, especially since her expensive car was a TESLA….which isn’t just for faggots but also for women who pretend to care about the environment for the sake of being trendy amongst their lame libtard friends…..

But yeah, I watched her burn a hole in the bottle with a cigarette, and fill the bottle and suck back on the bottle and it was all so fucking weird….it’s like if you’e going to look like a teenage crackhead at least smoke crack…..

More importantly, if you want to be ghetto trash in your expensive car, at least do it with your pussy out for the internet….

You know I see all these public flashers, public fuckers, public masturbators….but the only weirdness I ever come across is public bottle tokes….when I forgot those even existed…

Make car masturbation mandatory for when I’m walking through parking lots…fuck…..

Yes, it’s the night of the MET, we don’t get those kinds of invites or press passes, but instead we do our own investigative work looking for the mom masturbating in grocery store parking lots….it’s more important work…since High Fashion is ghetto as shit now…

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Kriten Cavallari’s in a Bra!
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Rita Ora in Lingerie
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Lizzy Caplan Naked in Fatal Attraction
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Kendall Jenner in a Sheer Blue Top
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Creepy Subway Shaver
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Kim K in Leather Pants
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Mandy Rose in a Bikini in Bahamas
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Sara Sampaio’s In Lingerie
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The 7 Worst Natural Disasters
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Woman Shits in the Mailbox
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Paulina Gretzky’s in a Hot Dress
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Noah Cyrus Nip in a Bra
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Rocketman’s Rocket Vehicle Catches Fire
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Bri Teresi Shoots Some Products she Hates
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Amanda Cerny Freezes her Legs
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Sommer Ray’s Booty Shot
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Horse Gets Overgrown Hooves Cut
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Livvy Dunne Recognizes Paige Spiranac’s Support
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Shania Twain’s New Look is Scaring her Dog
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Netflix Gets Adam McKay’s New Comedy Starring Leo and Jen Lawrence
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Tram Driver in Prague
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Puppet that Paints
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Camille Kostek is Still a Swim Model
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Nude Model Posing with Plants
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Katie Perry vs Katy Perry
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Woman Adopts Hairless Rat
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Hot Sophia Culpo was Cheated On By Her Man
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Godzilla vs King Kong Flipbook
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Strongman 2021 Contest
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Technical Error Leads to Conspiracies NHL is Rigged
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It’s the MET GALA…..here’s Meow’s Round-Up Show Her SOme Love People
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SI Swim has Released Some Pics – Here is a Round-Up
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Rita Ora on the Street in Lingerie
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Phoebe Tonkin in a Photoshoot
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Minka Meow in Leggings
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Hailey Bieber – White Shirt
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Dua Lipa in a Dress
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Ariel Winter on the Streets
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Jena Ortega with a Massive Woman
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Panties to the Side – Dildo TIme
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Titty at the Grocery Store
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Baby Got Back
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Big Boob Jiggle
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Bizarre Moments in Porn
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Is that a public masturbator getting caught?
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31 People Having a SHit Day
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Pull the Tits Out
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Is that Mexican Coca Cola
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Mental Mondays
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Brush Fuck
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Solid Amateur Babe
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Table Top Fucking
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Mom Sucks Son’s Dick
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Genital Tasting Party
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Hailey Rose’s Big Boobs
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Short Skirt and Holding the Toy
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Hot Model Kayla Nicole in a Swimsuit
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Fishnet with the Butt Plug in
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Babe in a Teddy
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Babe Showing Off Tits
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Two Girls and Toys
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2023

01

May

Kendall Jenner Nipples in a See Through Top of the Day

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Kendall Jenner, the super model you probably wouldn’t consider a super model, but thanks to scamming the fashion industry which is also a scam, they’ve bene able to position her as a top model, to let her live her dream rich kid life she deserves, while making the family money, giving them credibility and allowing them to be involved in fashion, when they’d otherwise be too trash and bootleg to be invited to those kinds of events….

Lucky for them, society fell at the same time they were rising….

But yeah, her shirt is sheer and I like see through shirts that show off tits, even if the bottom picture, she looks way too much like Khloe the Monster Kardashian, which would imply that they aren’t all demonic beasts, but that we all know some are more monstrous and terrifying than others, and typically, Kendall’s their “at least there’s a not terribly disgusting one to justify their bullshit success”….

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2023

01

May

Liz Hurley Promotes Hoodies with her Pants Off of the Day

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I don’t know if this is Liz Hurley’s clothing company, or if this is just her promoting a clothing company as a paid partner or infleuncer, since that’s what all these people of social media do, whore out products like annoying AVON ladies knocking on our doors…

I just know that she’s not wearing any pants, which is pretty funny to see, because she’s in her 70s and yet she’s still doing it, because with experience comes knowing that doing things pantsless gets you further in life, I mean that’s how she ended up with her STEVE BING son and assistant who is featured in this photoshoot, also in hoodie, but with pants on….because he hasn’t fully transitioned yet…yes, the same son I think pretends to be her in most of her bikini shoots…but I guess this DEBUNKS that…

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2023

01

May

Lana Del Ray’s Artsy Tit Pic of the Day

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I don’t really give a fuck about Lana Del Ray, but I will look at her tits….

I didn’t mind her when she first rose to fame for making sad music, because I think sad music is meaningful and that a generation of people can get manipulated by those sad thongs to appease their own feeling sorry for themselves bullshit….

I just haven’t followed her career, maybe because she got fat on all the money she made, but she had money to start, so maybe she just got fat form the drugs she’s been on…I don’t know…

She apparently released a new album recently enough and the liner notes featured a tit pic from the front, because flashing tit is art….

Well, apparently, this is another picture of her tit from another angle and it’s a tit…..a fat girl rich girl famous girl who sings sad song tit….and tunnels used for human trafficking….

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2023

01

May

Milf Monday of the Day

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It’s almost Mother’s Day, you know what that means…MILFS!

I was always a hater of the breeding women, I used to think they were damaged goods, the bottom of the barrel, someone else’s problem…but always a good time to fuck, since they were insecure, looking for a good time and not into bugging you down the line…plus you could last longer without the whole tight pussy thing….

I’ve matured as a person and realized that MILFS are better the Grannies…and the whole having a kid, responsibility, doing what nature intended, even if they are doing it badly based on the fact that they are out in a bar willing to fuck people like me….is far more interesting than the career oriented, stunted, no-kid bunch of cat owners and career women….even if they only had the kid to trap a guy, or due to one too many abortions…who cares, they still did it…

SO yeah, Mother’s Day is coming, find some single mothers to show your appreciation for, via cummin’ to them…..

Here are some self proclaimed MILFs…

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2023

01

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but it’s hard to take the medical field as seriously as I once did thanks to all the people employed in the medical field, wearing scrubs, posting and producing nude content from the job,. I just feel like serious workers are being serious at work and not doing amateur porn projects on the side….

But maybe I’m looking at it from the wrong perspective, maybe medical work is such serious work, that becoming an exhibitionist trying to build a second stream of income is just the better way to deal with that stress…

I didn’t subscribe to the group of medical workers being heroes during covid, I was a conspiracy theorist who thought they were lying and avoiding the data…..

So I am very suspicious of the medical field to begin with….

Everyone says “you hate the doctors until you need one”…..yet every time I’ve been to one they’ve just pushed meds on me, whether it was anti-psychotics without even knowing whether I was psychotic or for DIABETES, like I wanted to KEEP my damn toes….I just always thought “YOU ARE OWNED BY THE PHARMA COMPANIES”….

SO maybe the nude thing is just designed to regain credibility, to make people like me who hate the hospital want the hospital for treatment because it comes with tits.

Maybe this is all just a MEDICAL INDUSTRY rebrand after covid to win us over….and the truth is, I’m into it….even if it’s gross and scrubs are totally ill-fitting…some of these chicks are hot!

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2023

01

May

Padma for Sports Illustrated Swim of the Day

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Looks like someone forgot the photoshop…..in this era of everyone photoshopping their own pics…I think it’s irresponsible for a magazine, no matter how woke it’s become to turn their back on the photoshop….we don’t need the weathered pock marks….ya know.

Padma Lakishmi or whatever the fuck her name is, is one of the SI SWIM Rookie’s of the year, despite being 300 years old.

I guess it’s part of their inclusivity agenda that no dude asked for, but when the editor is a chick, you end up going down that road, because chicks don’t want to be mean, or called out for celebrating STUPID HOT CHICKS, but instead turn it into a “A for Effort” group of undeserving, gross, vile, fat, sloppy, disgusting chicks doing their best SI Swim Model cosplay…

I mean why stick to your brand in an era of woke, because you can end up losing everything you’ve built, so adapt to the times by having at least one retard in each possible category, so that they can feature a handful of hot unrealistically hot, bikini babes the whole issue used to be built on…you know slip them in and hope no one notices…when they three dudes who still buy the SI SWIM Edition ignore the uglies and go for the hotties…

Anyway, it’s all pretty sad for society as a whole, not everyone deserves to be a published swim model, including the 300 year old Sugar Baby Padma, who I guess had a bit of a career on TV, but was most known for fucking 2 likely gay billionaires, pretending her pregnancy to set up her kid for life with billionaire DNA was both the guy who was dying’s and Michael Dell’s brother, you know to hedge her bets and maybe get money from both.

It’s a weird storyline, she could teach the masterclass in impressing and manipulating rich people, but for now she’s in a bikini for a sports magazine, maybe because one of those billionaires owned IMG and she’s still in with the biggest sports agency in the world and this is her flexing her muscles to get what she wants…

But unfortunately for her, they forgot to photoshop….maybe that’s the vibe they are going for….photoshop ties into that whole unrealistic body shit….which may be why she looks like a man.

Maybe, I just dislike Padma Lashkimi for gaming the system….when in reality her old ass and old titties are the right kind of sloppy for a broke pervert like me, meaning she’s lucky she captured that billion dollar sperm in her petri dish womb when she had the chance…

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