2015
07
Oct
You wanna know what the world needs less of…
Justin Beiber Dick…that has been inside Miranda Kerr, Selena Gomez, Hailey Baldwin, probably Kendall Jenner…and countless girls on the road, including but not limited to his mother…and most importantly…the queen who made all this happy…dancing on the ceiling and in our hearts…USHER….doing this Michael Jackson…and not just in emulating his career…but also in how he cums.
Looks like Sam Ronson to me.
Posted in:Justin Beiber
2015
07
Oct
I am friends with the people at Cheeki underwear…they answer my emails when I ask for the used panties after one of their photoshoots…with a friendly buy now link to their panties…in the newsletter they signed me up to automatically…
They make the closest thing to disposable panties around and the idea of disposable panties is erotic to me…and apparently they use disposable models like Genevieve Morton to demonstrate the function of the panties by shaving her twat in one scene in the video…because she’s that into comedy….
I am not friends with Genevieve Morton…but apparently into being funny, like so many of these models are, tyet she doesn’t see the humor in when I call her names like pig and fatty…I guess she takes herself too seriously…on her quest to be a comedic actress, I mean what else is a bikini model who lost out to Kate Upton in the big tit game to do…but not seriously enough to demonstrate shaving her pussy for an underwear ad…but all I see is that big girl back…
Posted in:Genevieve Morton|SFW
2015
07
Oct
Constance Jablonski is some model who from France, and poses topless, because that’s what bikini tops are like in France…but not today….because she’s a fucking sell out and not being true to what has mattered in her career and what makes her country’s beaches worth going to….all them titties….
Coupled with French girls being absolute sexual beasts…sluts..even the sweet, skinny leg ones…who you’d fall in love with just looking at them, but don’t have to because they’ll let you fuck their asses on the first encounter because as an emotional people, they have zero self control….especially when it comes to eroticism….
So here she is posing for a Swim campaign…looking good…because it’s not her other employers…the evil Victoria’s Secret people, even though they are probably all affiliated in this racket that is the “fashion industry”…catering to cunts with egos, gay guys and girls…while overcharging rich people…by casting their daughters in campaigns…and exploiting third world countries…fuck that noise…but I’d rather fuck the noise that comes out of Constance when she sees my micro cock…
Posted in:Constance Jablonski|SFW
2015
07
Oct
Whitney Cummings is trying to get noticed again, I guess the only way she knows how, by doing the Chelsea Handler, I call it “the female comedian who wasn’t hot enough to be in movies but got famous anyway…because she thought she was funny and people are lazy and just believed her – especially dudes with money who make decisions and buy TV shows she writes after she gives head to them”…
She’s the brain behind 2 broke girls…who really just sucked dick for the actual writer who gave her a co-credit on it..because without her, there would be no show…it’s all thanks to her throat…and I guess her ass…
Do people care about her? Do people care about any Female comedians? Amy Schumer doesn’t count..her genitals don’t exist and is thus more farm animal than human…
I call this pic not quite hot enough to be a model or actress, but hotter than most comedians, here’s my ass to get noticed..I call is “Anal with Assholes to Pay the Mortgage cuz Married Execs love Anal”….
Fuck Whitney Cummings…she’ll let you if you can advance her career…
Posted in:SFW|Whitney Cummings
2015
07
Oct
Zoe Kravitz is showing her panties for Wonderland Magazine because she’s an artist, and by artistic I mean she has rich and famous Lenny Kravitz and Cosby Show / Differnt Strokes Denise….and that’s why she matters…or is trying to matter…because she wants to break free from that…using daddy’s name…and contacts…
She blocked me on social media early on…I guess she doesn’t like the site, or my trolling….it’s not artistic enough for her, even though I’m more an artist that she’ll ever be, and I’m a drunken fool who can’t write…draw or really do anything…but maybe shit on girls…and I don’t need the dreads and fake everything, funded by her trust fund, to prove that…but she does…she matters…
Here she is in a magazine….being an “artist”….
Here she is in a bikini..
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Posted in:SFW|Zoe Kravitz
2015
07
Oct
Her name is Zippora Seven and she’s from New Zealand…
She was a nude hippie model at 16 because her parents were likely hippies, they named her Zippora…that’s “Melanie in Hippie”…
She isn’t nude is in this campaign, because I guess she’s finally made it in America…she lives in America…and she’s not naked for a campaign that actually paid….
She’s not a trashy hooker cam girl…she’s Fashion motherfuckers…but she’s as naked…as a cam girl if you google her…
I feel like I always say the same thing about her, but what the fuck amI supposed to say about a bitch named Zippora in some underwear campaign…that no one really cares about..but who I assume has a wikipedia…making her better than you…unless you’re more famous her…which you probably are since the only people who read this site according to Google Analytics…are from Beverly Hills…
Posted in:SFW|Zippora Seven
2015
07
Oct
Suki Waterhouse is Bradley Cooper’s tween looking girlfriend, who is no longer his girlfriend, and she’s showing off the nipples that he used to suck…fuck…and pretend belonged to his mother because all actors have mommy issues and are broken on days he wasn’t womanizing…and trying to fuck hotter models…like Irina Shayk…
I know what you’re thinking…why does this guy have a website…he’s not a writer..he has nothing to say…he can’t even write and you’re right….but don’t blame me…blame Suki Waterhouse for being totally uninspiring…even Bradley Cooper threw her to the curb…if she’s not good enough for a famous, successful actor at the peak of his career with all his money and good looks girls everywhere love…then she’s not good enough for me….even though between you and me…I’d fuck her used maxi pad if I found it in trash outside her NYC apartment I was digging through…
Posted in:Suki Waterhouse
2015
07
Oct
I wonder how many people Ronda Roussey jerk off to her while she’s fighting…
I am assuming most dudes jerk off to UFC every time they watch it…because that’s just the kind of testosterone release these bros that are into…that’s why they throw in the ring girls…to just straighten it out…why else would anyone be into fighting that much..because even when UFC is girl UFC…it’s the same as the dudes fighting…because their clits are the size of your dick…
I’d post the video, but I hate that Jimmy Fallon motherfucker’s face…and who cares about what Ronda Roussey has to say, she’s more the kind of girl you look at to be dominated by, or testicle torture, or whatever these bros
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Posted in:Ronda Roussey|SFW
2015
07
Oct
Vanessa Hudgens is really into her upper thigh…and so are you..because ever since High School musical you were stoked she wasn’t Ashley Tisdale…or maybe, if you’re like me…you like her because her legal team came after me becuase I posted nude pics that she leaked and they pretended she was 17 and that I was the criminal “Take it down or we’ll get you arrested for being a sex offender”…even though she was 19…and the one who produced and leaked the pics…even though it wasn’t properly planned because she had 5 o’clock shadow…the kind of monkey who needs to wax daily…she’s just that kind of weird immigrant…from what I assume is a jungle somewhere…
Either way, she’s not naked, not as fat as she’s been and into her leg…and so are you..
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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens
2015
07
Oct
IT turns out that you don’t need to know who a bitch is…to appreciate her tit busting out of her dress…even if her tits are whatever, as long as she’s got nipples…in this case her name is Sienna Guillory….she’s 40 years old…she’s been in Resident Evil the TV series….and Helen of Troy…exciting stuff…I’m more into her nipple flashes because without nipples…what would babies eat…and by babies I mean….me while 20 year old girls are riding my micro dick…because despite the feminists in their lesbian boots…who hate when you call their boots lesbian boots…because that’s labeling shit..based on gender and sexuality…and eventually LGBTQ with be every letter of the alaphebet cuz all these people are idiots and nipples should be sexualized…and that Free the Nipple shit is probably set up by a bro…in his frat house…to see all the nipples…
Posted in:Sienna Guillory
