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2015

06

Nov

Meme Destroyed Models Life of the Day

Here’s a pretty funny story….where a model who was posing for a stock photo was used in a fake internet story….that went viral because the general population don’t do any background research on anything.

More proof that people are lazy, take clickbait seriously, take things at face value and that journalism is dead…because no one went after this shit…but instead made this shit…

So the story is that an Asian man sued his wife for misleading him – and thus making him ugly babies…here are some videos about the story – a few years ago:

The actual story is that a girl posed for a picture, she was a model, she didn’t have plastic surgery…and now she can’t get work because as we all the know…the internet ruins fucking lives…

Posted in:Videos

2015

06

Nov

Naked Woman Fighting Neighbor and Other Videos of the Day

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Cops Try To Rescue a Guy on Fire

Israeli Man Stabbed in the Ass

Drunks Fight

Naked Woman VS Fan

Dog Dressed Like an Emoji

Guy Gets Shot By Cops

Woman VS Motorbike

Woman Thinks She’s Racially Profiled by Asians

Robber in Armored Guard Uniform

Parking Lot Hood Fight

89 Year Old Does Stand Up for the First Time

Serena WIlliams VS Cellphone Thief

Recoil of the Day

CHina Fight

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2015

06

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is something magical about telling a girl you sext that you met up with and have sex with another girl you sext…and that the sex was an 8 on 10…and they get mad at you like you’ve cheated on them, even though you’ve never met them…it’s like a girl can’t handle when the guy they send pussy pics to makes another girl squirt…because people are crazy…but what’s really fucking crazy is that girls have sex with me, when it happens…I always laugh to myself and think “does this girl know what’s going on here, how could she have signed up to this”….but they sign up to it…often times with very little convincing…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning.

Austrian Women Shreds a Million Dollars
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Serena Williams is a Superhero When it Comes to Getting her Cell Phone from her Cellphone Thief
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Fit Bitches
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89 Year Old’s First Stand Up
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Fame Whore Bikini Pictures
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Huge Playboy Tit
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Jetman Flies Next to Airbus
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Jennifer Lawrence Has a Tit
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Mirror Selfies
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Near Death Semi Truck
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This is the New Amy Winehouse for the Amy Winehouse Movie…
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Hot Girls in Bed
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2015

05

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It turns out that when you ask girls the last time they masturbated, they’ll probably not want to discuss…especially if they are in the dog park and you just met them because they are asking you about your pug…

But they really won’t like you tell them that it’s ok for them to open up to you, because masturbation is normal, everyone does it, and if they ever feel the need to do it, and can’t find the privacy…they can come to my house..

Sure it’s a basement one room apartment with a fat woman watching TV while eating baked goods, but I like to think of it as a Masturbation safe house…you know on par with a brothel, or safe injecting site…if you consider a creepy old man with a porn blog watching you safe…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Butt on a Shelf is Hilarious…
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Crazies Going Crazy for H&M
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Honest Star Wars Trailer
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Nina Agdal Pimping Bras
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Hot Braless Bitches
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Stoned Bitch in Lingerie
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Maggie Gyllenhaal Hooker
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Slut of the Day
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Wax Figure
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Michelle Rodriguez Tight Dress
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Kendall Jenner – Ass in Leggings
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1st Grade is Cleaver
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The Instagram Hooker who Quit Instagram to Further Her Instagram Hooking
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Hunter Saves Dog
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Bieber – The Gayest Man in Show Biz – Pretends He Doesn’t Know Who Bette Middler is…
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Karlie Kloss Cleavage
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Rosie Huntington Braless Nipple
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Jessica White Has Nipples at an AIDS event
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A Couple of Cheesy as Fuck Topless Famewhores
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Some Tawny Jordan Slut in a Bikini
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Rider Gets the Wobbles
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So Many Fucking Redheads to Fucking Fuck in their Red Fiery Pussy….
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Sheridyn Fisher is a Whore
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Jessica Szohr Bra!
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Sky Diver Mid Air Seizure
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Top 10 Reasons To Like a Stoned Girl
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Kim Garner Has Great Legs
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Gum Wall of the Day
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Top 10 Bond Cars
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Slutty Girls in Socks
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Bar Refaeli’s Big Tits for a Magazine
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Girls Smoking Bowls, Bongs and Pipes
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Things that Bounce – Including Tits…
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Gamer Pussy Doing Gamer Pussy Things
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Dolphin Tosses Girl’s Salada
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NAKED FREE CAM GIRLS FOR FREE – THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM – THE FUTURE IS NOW
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Some Busty Bitch
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Just Some Girls Fucking Each Other with a Strap on
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Lesbian Ass SPread
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Vintage Christie Turlington Nude
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Jump in the Tub with Granny
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Elvis’ Granddaughter in Some Hooker Show
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Awesome Greek Nude Selfies
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Kate Banks Slutty Photoshoot
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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2015

05

Nov

Jojo’s Possibly Naked Snapchat of the Day

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Here’s a girl named Jojo….she is probably before your time. She was a bootleg Avril Lavigne who turned 18 and disappeared as her fan base, the perverts who like 17 year olds, aka all of you…turned their back on her…forcing her to take her ghetto trash ass back to the motel room she was raised in back in Philly, with all her pop star one hit wonder money, and date black guys…

For some reason, she’s back, trying to get scene, noticed, releasing albums…but the kids don’t give a fuck…she shoulda just kept up the White Snowflake hustle she had on lock…that’s what you call white girls black guys fuck..

Well, she’s on snapchat, which is an interesting platform for these girls, who have been exploited their whole life, by the people they trust and the people who invest in them, where they connect with people that care to watch her every move…and as they see the views go up, they get that fill of that “it feels good to be liked”..feeling they once had…oh so many years ago..

The other interesting thing is that it isn’t run by publicists trying to create brand, so these whores with squeaky clean images, can be their actual slutty self…because really all girls I know are exhibitionists, and the hollywood white washing that is no more, thanks to social media, may not want you to think that these girls, who make a career of being sluts are sluts…but luckily they are all sluts..

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2015

05

Nov

Natalie Dormer for Women’s Health of the DAy

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Natalie Dormer rhymes with boner…enough…is some Game of Thrones slut…and now she’s in Women’s Health….because sometimes Sluts can be cast as women due to their vagina…

Not that I know whether or not she has a vagina, or that she’s a slut, I’ll just assume she does because she’s on TV and people on TV are sluts…attention seeking sluts…why else would they have the need or want to be on TV…as an “actor”…what went wrong in her life that made her decide to not be a Social Worker or School teacher or whatever it is women do, but instead take on acting, the most vapid and useless, but well paid and glamour of jobs…clearly to live the good life, with rich people…fame feels good…like constant sex and reaffirmation…it must be that…who knows, maybe I’ll read the Women’s Health bullshit low quality interview…but I prefer the bullshit, low quality…pictures…her butt looks healthy to me…and womanly….like a slut…who says “look at my ass, that’s why I’m posed like this”…not a lady…who keeps her ass out of the frame…

Right?

Posted in:Natalie Dormer|SFW

2015

05

Nov

Maggie Gyllenhaal Terrifying Ass Flash of the Day

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There was a time when the spoiled, Hollywood born and raised, only has a career because her parents are industry, was only really notable for one performance in Secretary where she pissed herself in some 50 Shades of Grey before 50 Shades of Grey that was probably better executed than 50 Shades of Grey but I’ll never watch that shit…

Well…she made an announcement that she’s too old to be cast as the love interest, and she’s not lying, she’s also too old to be cast as the street hooker, but she’s doing it anyway, and she’s about as cute and affordable as you’d expect….

I don’t know but this pic is a winner…

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Posted in:Maggie Gyllenhaaal|SFW

2015

05

Nov

Angelina Jolie is Old as Fuck of the Day

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I prefer Angelina Jolie when she was a pre-famous, 90s hipster, into the art scene…all while being dark and serious…maybe even damaged thanks to her famous father…misguided, lost, useless….probably fucking a lot…hot and tight bodied who didn’t really know better, but had no real consequences to her actions thanks to having that rich father…

The whole 40 year old mom with bad Botox….reminding us of her glory days…just doesn’t do it for me. I guess I was never really that big of a fan of her homewrecking tits and lips..to really stay committed to her like Brad Pitt, a man who could fuck everyone, including George Clooney and who probably does, they are Hollywood and being together is good for business…

So I just see old…tired…mom of too many purchased and biological babies…who has decided she’s a writer and director, because I guess she is, since she writes movies and directs them….since Hollywood likes financing their golden child…

But I guess she doesn’t look as bad as most 40 year old moms of 12 kids…just bad for Angelina Jolie…and I guess what it comes down to is that this reminds me how old I am …and that my life consists of writing about her like this matters..which is enough to make me drink, but I guess waking up is enough to make me drink…so that’s not saying much.

Posted in:Angelina Jolie|SFW

2015

05

Nov

Kendall Jenner Nipple Celebrates 40 Million Followers with Censored Tit Flash of the Day

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Kendall Jenner hit 40 million followers…so she flashed her tit…like some white trash, trailer park trash, college coed at some frat party before jumping into a wet t-shirt contest…

Not that I have anything against titty flashes, I think tits are great and I sexualize them harder than Feminists could ever imagine a tit being sexualized….in their “It’s to feed babies”….even though they have a lot of downtime when not feeding babies, especially when they are 20 and being used to get noticed…when babies aren’t even in the fucking mix…plenty of opportunity for people like me to sexualize the motherfuckers…or the the owner of the motherfuckers to take a cue from the family code of conduct manual they are given at birth that the mom spent the fucking OJ years writing…it’s called “Owning the Fucking Media like it was a Rich Man with Our Pussies”…

Garbage.

Here’s the rest of her shoot – by Moises Arias who was so lucky to spend time with Kendall taking pics…at least that’s probably what she thinks.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2015

05

Nov

Alexis Ren Tongue of the Day

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I think the world needs more girls with hot young bodies posting half naked pictures on the internet to go viral, and not just with herpes, even though herpes is in the cards for them, based on the career and ladder climbing, sugar babying and gold digging, as they become “it girls” with millions of followers…for brands to hire them for their perceived celebrity…

I don’t think there are enough half naked, attention seeking, validation seeking people on social media looking for that mass appeal, critical mass stamp of approval…

I do think we need more and more desperate for fame 18 year olds…that will do anything for this fake, candy-coated, lie that is social media…

Because I’d rather dilute the bitches who are winning in this world like the Jenner – Hadids of the world…who are just fucking garbage that had everything given to them…without having the fuck their way to the top..

The idea of fucking whoever the way because they want to and not to advance their careers…is upsetting to me…

So let’s give the more normal people attention….right…