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Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2015

Oct

Morning Hangover Dumb of the Day

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Canada just voted a pot smoking, snowboarding, gym teacher to run the country…because his dad once ran the government…and rich kids always succeed, which is a lot like America…only in America your gym teacher had a law degree, was a Bush, an got elected because his dad once ran the government was not quite as smart or well spoken as a gym teacher who smokes pot…

Not that government actually matter…it’s a dated system…but naked girls matter…they will always matter…and that’s why I’m here..

So here are some links…

John Oliver Discusses Canadian Election
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This Girl Who Likes Halloween…
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Carrot Grating on Women’s Asses
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Girls and Guns…
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Kaley Cuoco’s Husband Is Gonna Get Paid Out from Marrying that Cash Cow
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Hot Blonde in Jeans
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Amy Schumer Steals Jokes
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The New Star Wars Trailer That You’ve Already Seen…
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Cute Girl and Her Dance Moves
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Pumpkin Carving with a Rifle
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2015

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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A girl asked me to melt her cellulite on her ass with my cum…. I guess that’s how she sexts, playing off her imperfections by turning them into a challenge for my cum to take…in a “cum on my ass”…without wanting to say “cum on my ass”..

I guess what she doesn’t realize is that the only thing my cum melts is a girl’s self worth..

Here are some links…

Thigh Gaps!
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Beiber Thinks His Dad Should Be Proud of His Dick…Cuz he’s Not 11
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Girls in Cars Smoking Weed
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Bieber was Suffering “Shrinkage” During his Dick Pic
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Ciara is Wet and Slutty
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Tit Gets Grabbed
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Tits On TV!
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Slut of the Day
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Intense Panty Flash
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Salma Hayek – Big Tits
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April Love Geary in a Bikini
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Terry Richardson is Having Twins…
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Deer Plays with a Ball
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There is a Star Wars 7 Boycott!
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Huge Fucking Tits!
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Celine Dion and Her Twins..
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The Goofiest ‘Sexy’ Halloween Costumes
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40 Random Pics
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People Love the Larry David SNL Skit
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Ab Fab is Doing a Movie
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Girls in Glasses…
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Bai Ling is the Joker…
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Iggy Azalea Tits..
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Junk That Turned Out to Be Worth a Fortune
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Jurassic World 1978 Trailer
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Some Chick Named Rachel Sanders in a Bikini Being a Whore
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Adele is Releasing New Album….
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The Artist Behind Goosebumps
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Michaela Schafer for Oktoberfest
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The 21 Greatest Wheel of Fortune FAILs Ever
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J.Lo Dumpy Tits
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Extreme Close Up of Incense Burning
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Madonna and Sean Penn are Boning Again
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Spme Chick Named April Love in a Bikini in Miami…
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Demi Lovato Shitty See Through
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Nina Dobrev in a Blue Dress
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Eva Amurri Tits
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Dude Bikes a Ghost Town – Pretty Amazing
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Toni Garrn in Lingerie
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Slut of the Day
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Annalynne’s Sister’s Tit
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Corgi Hates the Mini Pumpkin!
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Kimberly Garner Ass in Bikini Bottoms
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Lamar Odom is Going to Live
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Melanie Iglesisas Cleavage.
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Jessica Alba is a Whore
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Shay Mitchell Shitty Photoshoot for Buzzfeed of the Day
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Side Boob…and Side Boobs
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Betty White and Tits
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Alison Tyler Big Tits
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Topless Chick in Greece
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Demi Lovato bare Ass for Vanity Fair
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Cyst Compilation
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Slutty Beyonce
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You’ll Never Believe This Hot Body, It’ll Blow Your Mind, Guess My Favorite Part, Click Bait…
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See Through in Punlic
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Underboob and Weed
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All I Need is BBW
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2015

Oct

Bella Thorne is 40 Years Old of the Day

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Bella Thorne was all the rage for 4-6 weeks when she was nearing her “18th” birthday….or what they marketed as her 18th birthday…because when looking at her, or really any young actress, they all look like they are in their mid 20s…and they usually are…

It could be the hormones in the food, it could be the drugs they are on, but I think it’s more often than not, parents with a dream…who are selling off their kids to the industry, and the industry not really wanting to deal with actual kids because you can’t get away with fucking them anymore.. it’s more regulated than it used to be…and more importantly, kid actors have too many rules in the union, it’s just easier to get an 18 year old…

If this girl is actually freshly turned 18 and not actually 23-40…I’d be fucking shocked…She’s still good to look at while half naked..so it doens’t matter either way…but don’t believe the fantasies hollywood feeds you…it makes you look like an idiot…but probably not as bad as you look jerking off in the bathroom while your wife is doing the dishes and your kids doing their homework because their lives suck…

Either way, her body is amazing…

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2015

Oct

Miley Cyrus Ass for the Israel Palestine Crisis of the Day

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I guess James Franco put together a comedy show or event where he had his Bar Mitzvah because I guess he’s either not Jewish, or not Bar Mitzvahed and the only way for him to be taken seriously in Hollywood is for him to follow through with his religion and commit…

In making a spectacle, mocking the Jewish Tradition of a boy becoming a man, and not through hookers the way your white trash dad did it, but rather by reading some scripture and earning 10s of thousands of dollars, in some of the most over the top setting…..Franco decided to get Funny or Die to Sponsor it and have random guests and performers that I know nothing about, but Miley was there and she wore a thong…and her young ass, despite being in leggings, is starting to look sloppy, like it is melting off her, because girl’s not 18 anymore…but still exists…still does slutty enough for me to stare…while really not caring…she’s supposed to be naked…

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2015

Oct

Julianne Hough Panties of the Day

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Julianne Hough accidentally posted a picture she meant to sent to her brother asking “when are you coming home brother, mom and dad are out for the afternoon and I need you to come play like we did when we were 15, I miss your cock and the excitement of making a flipper baby…because incest is the best”…

Because there’s no way that those two dancing with the stars, shoulda been strippers but life worked out thanks to American loving dance…don’t fuck…

It’s like they are both professionally trained dancers, and any parents putting their kinds into dance…are the kind of parents who want their kids in entertainment…and/or to practice while they watch…

It’s all so creepy. but probably not as creepy as when she used to fuck Ryan Seacrest.

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2015

Oct

Nicki Minaj Interesting Tits of the Day

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Nicki Minaj decided to post her clown tits on her instagram…because I guess having a set of really round implants is something she wants to advertise to the world..show them off…brag…make motherfuckers talk about how silly they are…or in some cases how hot they are…depending on how horny the fucker looking at the tits is…or how big of a Nicki Minaj fan he is, because clearly she has fans…she exists…even if she’s the fucking worst…

So as the rest of the world barely looks on confused, because they don’t care about Nicki Minaj, but wonder why she even has implants…based on her fat ass…and her fat everything…because her ass is rumored to be fake…because that makes sense because everything about her is fake…she’s a fucking act that she didn’t even write…they found her at acting school and is just a very committed clown, living up to her character….It’d be academy award winning, because she brings it home with her and she doesn’t even know what is real anymore, because the label created to compete with Lady Gaga and to throw into “hip hop”…to do the Lil Kim…

But her awards are in the form of money….which is better than any Academy Award…because it lets her show her tits..every day and not just on set of a movie..which works for the whore.

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2015

Oct

Kate Hudson’s in Allure of the Day

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Kate Hudson is in lingerie for Allure, like she’s not 40 years old, or a girl who has been banged out by every dude in Hollywood, even though she’s been banged out by every dude in Hollywood, some of whom she even drove to Suicide Attempts, because she’s just that kind of rich, spoiled, brat…who probably has a dark, raised by nannies, even Menendez Brother sense of Hollywood kid attitude…that involves filling her pussy with everything she can to feel validated, or powerful as she throws these dudes away when she’s done with them…without them realizing that her mom Goldie Hawn, is where the fantasy is at…even in her 70s…she’s got that whole “I did this on my own, I didn’t need my mom or family for this, I was just genuinely hot”…where Kate Hudson has the whole “I act because my mom wanted to give me something to keep myself busy and to make some money because it requires little to no talent and that’s something I can fuck with, when I am not fucking with every dude in hollywood…”

Well…

She’s in lingerie in Allure..

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2015

Oct

Bai Ling Dressed Like the Joker – What The Fuck of the Day

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Bai Ling continued her third decade of fame whoring for the paparazzi, because she’s 49 and has been doing these little stunts, getting noticed in LA since the 90s…even though it never led to any real career, she still brings fun and entertainment to the world her own way. Sure it doesn’t get her paid, she gets no respect, people point and laugh…but she’s Chinese and probably doesn’t realize what’s going on, and she’s probably already rich to begin with, and most imporantly, she is probably the one trolling America in a “look how easy these idiots are to manipulate, no wonder we stole all their jobs and manufacturing, leading to poverty at home through unemployment, all to save 2 dollars on a 10 dollar item”….

Todays stunt for the paparazzi is that she dressed like the Joker and it is glorious in all her desperation…

I am a fan.

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2015

Oct

Britney Spears Breaks her Costume as She Does Vegas for her Dad’s Bank Account of the Day

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Britney Spears had her dancers zip her up on stage in Vegas, which was interesting to see how they dealt with her hot little crisis as her puppet master father was backstage counting all the money his sperm has made him in the form of Britney Spears who he still contols…in all his hick glory…which is pretty amazing considering I’ve seen him in interviews and I don’t think dude knows how to read…yet he knows how to K-Fed and that’s milk that bitch, even if it humiliates her in the process because she won’t notice…she’s too fucking medicated…

A nice American family classic…one that could be leveraged and turned into holiday movies…if holiday movies had a bit more exploiting your kids into their 40s to pay for the fucking Thanksgiving Turkey…

I kind of wish her cry for help was more her pissing on stage in a squat as onlookers threw up in shock…but there is something awesome about the dancers helping her…that reminds me of trained technicians dealing with a robot malfunctioning before it blows up and kills everyone….

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2015

Oct

Katharine McPhee in Panties of the Day

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Katherine McPhee is in her panties for a magazine because I guess Katherine McPhee has officially leveraged her American Idol appearance to something a little more substantial than Ruben Studdard, which if you know who Ruben Studdard is, is pretty substantial, that motherfucker was 500 lbs…

Anyway, I don’t give a fuck about Katherine McPhee’s story, she’s not exciting to me, even if she was married to an old guy a few years ago, or if she is in her panties…partially because she should be the kind of girl who did American Idol as a gateway to porn…not as someone who got on TV because of the shit, and is deemed talented and gets paid highly for it…

Here’s the video…you won’t care about..

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