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2015

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Halloween, which means slutty girls…

I am more into Halloween for the horror movies, wishing they would one day come true, mainly because we are overpopulated, but also because they are so fun to watch…

You know where some psycho kid out there goes on a slasher rampage like it was a slasher film, because I figure if people are going to do mass killings, they should do it in a fun, clever, serial and spooky on Halloween ways….

It’s the storyline for every single movie, yet I don’t think there has ever been a Halloween night where a town is terrorized…meaning Hollywood is lying to us…I can’t believe Halloween would like to us…

I want25 year olds pretending to be 16 try to figure out who it is in their small coastal town..but instead I just get my fat wife dressed like a pumpkin….eating so much candy all I can do is hope for diabetic shock….oh and college girls in lingerie in public like the world was instagram, which apparently it is, if you ever leave your house the same 25 year olds pretending to be 16 are selfie-ing themselves…which to me is enough reason for a psycho kid to go on a slasher rampage like it was a slasher film on Halloween…

Here are the stepLINKS…in the morning..

Lindsay Lohan in Costume..with her Engagement Ring…
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22 Horror Movie Facts
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Chloe Moretz is Mad People are Talking About Her Bikini Body…So Bitch…Don’t get in a Bikini
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Blimp of the Day
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Elsa Hosk in Lingerie
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Some Random Slut in a Bikini Showing What Looks Like Anus
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Holly Peers Huge Tits
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Hannah Ferguson in Lingerie..
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What Happens When You’re About to Die
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Some Low Brow Humor
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Stripper on the Faggot Bieber Board
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2015

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today…a homeless person asked me if he could move in with me…and at first I as thrown off and though how disgusting that would smell…despite living with a morbidly obese woman…who already fucking smells like shit…and then I thought about how a drug addicted crazy person would probably be really annoying to hang out with all the time..even though I am an addict crazy person…I can’t stand people…

But then I realized, it could be my out..I could have him take my place, my wife is too exhausted and medicated to notice..plus her diabetes make her legally blind…and if I’m lucky he’ll kill her off…all while I take the rent money he offered me – he’s on welfare…to live the good life sleeping at girl’s from Tinder’s house…..and/or instagram models who want to use the site’s fame to give them fame…

Either way, I didn’t do it…I guess we can all have dreams though…

Here are some stepLINKS

Some Sexy Halloween Costumes – But they All Seem The Same Year After Year
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22 Horror Movie Facts
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George Clooney’s New Dog
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The Stripper Story on Twitter People are Believing that I Think is Just a Movie Marketing Strategy
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Elle Macpherson in Leather Dress…
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Sara Jen Underwood’s Half Naked
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Smoking Weed in a Leopard Print Bikini
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Maria Menounos in Fuck Me Boots Trying Really Hard to Matter
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Slut of the Day
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What Kind of Edible Are You Test
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Vanessa Hudgens Booty…
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2 out of 3 People Have Herpes
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Rachel Bilson is a New Mom
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Taylor Swift Coutnersues Groper
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Phoebe Price is Amazing
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Hailee Steinfeld Grazia…
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Jenny McCarthy is Probably Single
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Woman On Plane – Wakes Up After Taking a Sleeping Pill to FInd Lotion All Over Her and Her Genitals
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Avril Lavigne Nipple..
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Elsa Hosk Catalog Pics
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Trippy Make Up on Halloween
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Holly Peers in Lingerie
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All These Girls Wear the Same Underwear
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What Happens When You’re About to Die
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A Lot More of the Chloe Moretz Bikini Pics
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Carrie Underwood Performaing…in Fuck Me Boots
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Tom Cruise’s Wedding Ended Scientology
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Adriana Lima and Boyfriend
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Girls in Bed
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British Guy Crashes the James Bond Premiere
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Fans Freak Out When they See Favorite Celebs
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Taylor Swift’s Team is Deleting Posts Off Tumblr
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Charli XCX in a Tight Dress
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Olivia Munn in a Black Dress
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Her Name is Staci Anne and She’s Hot
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Samantha Hoopes and Her Busted Face and Hot Fake Tits Wants To Fuck Blake Griffin…
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Bai Ling is Amazing
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Jennifer Garner in Leggings
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15 Years of Remi Gaillard
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Amber Rose Big Tits in a Sweater
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Carla Gugino Midriff
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Halle Berry’s Husband Scared of HEr
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50 Lbs of Weed Sent to the Wrong Address
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67 Great Costumes…
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Heidi Klum Ass
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Jimmy Fallon is Becoming a Theme Park Ride
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Stories of Men Cock Blocking THemselves
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Emelia Paige – Hot Amazing Big Tits
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A Girl and Her Gas
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Topless DJ and Her Rocking Tits
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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Naked Rocky from Rocky Horror Naked
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Huge Mini Mouse Tits
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Slut and Twister
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Psycho Attacks Dude with Bear Spray
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NAKED FREE CAM GIRLS FOR FREE – THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM – THE FUTURE IS NOW
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A Bunch of Naked Pics
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Ass Filled with Dildo
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Hot Naked Greek Pussy
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Busty Cop
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Naked Girl Fight
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Naked Bitch and Her WEED and HUge TITS
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Elsa Hosk Naked
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2015

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Does Halloween of the Day

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With the news that the World Health Organization has announced that 2/3 of the world population has herpes…here’s Lindsay Lohan…who may not be patient zero, but who also don’t need to feel alone in the sores in her panties…

But then again, she’s Hollywood, rich and famous and disgusting, and everyone in Hollywood has herpes, it’s just how these things happen…so her feeling alienated and alone has nothing to do with her herpes from people not having protected sex in the type-a personality of make money, fuck hooker, do all this cocaine…which is something that the mainstream is not all about…because all those things feel so good until the sores start exploding and bleeding all down your thigh..

She’s alienated because her parents sold her soul to the industry for their own egos…breaking her but I have a feeling she’ll be back…she has to be..she owes it to us all…but not really…she’s old now..who cares..

Here she is sucking famous famewhore photographer who isn’t even that good…but celebs have no idea what good is…Mertalas…the groupie motherfucker who is overpaid for his smut…

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2015

Oct

Candice Swanepoel’s in Panties in Miami of the Day

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Here’s Candice Swanepoel in doing her retirement tour…and showing the young replacements how it’s done…even when you’re older and it’s harder to maintain the ridiculous ass…and she’s looking, at least from this angle, is amazing….and not too old for me, even when she’s on the outs with Victoria’s Secret….she matters…as long I can see her vagina definition…

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2015

Oct

Cara Delevingne and Margot Robbie Doing Nerd Shit of the Day

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Here are Cara Delevigne and Margot Robbie doing some nerd shit for the nerds who are obsessed with these comic book movies…because comic book movies are the only movies that make money…so they cast what they consider “it girls”…who don’t deserve the fame or success they have…while the media shoves them down our throats…perpetuating the lies…now marketing the nerds who will just make them last longer….even though they are the fucking worst…

I am drunk..and not sure what I am saying…but I hate what’s going on here because it means these two idiots are going to matter at least another year….the worst..

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2015

Oct

J.Lo is Too Old for This Squat of the Day

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Here’s J.Lo in squat on stage…in lingerie…in what you’d consider her too old to do….but that she’s doing anyway…because she can’t accept being too old, even when she’s already too rich…and doesn’t need to be doing this…but is doing it…because she’s a twisted fucking exhibitionist who probably gets off sexually doing this…because it’s the only explanation…and the sick thing in all this…people probably jerk off to it…and those people are you..and hispanic people..who celebrate her and her evil because she’s one of their own who has made it, so she gives them all hope…thanks to her strategic exploiting and marketing to them…you know a passionate latina, so into the culture that she can’t even speak the language…

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2015

Oct

Rita Ora’s Bra Performance of the Day

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I spend my days calling famous, sometimes rich, most of the time overrated girls hookers and/or whores and/or sluts who offer the world nothing but bad jerk off material..

You know, puppets used to sell product, songs, content…who are so keen on being famous that it has absorbed anything attractive about them….and forced me to see all their groupie flaws…because as I said yesterday…famous people are really just fucking groupies who want this so bad. Very rarely are they natural talent who it just comes to…it takes work and sex with the right people…to stand out from the group…because all they want is that fame they’ve seen in magazines…and there’s some serious issues with this insane need for people to like her…

There is no way that this Rita Ora character didn’t watch Rihanna and say “I can do that”…and did everything she could to do that…and really miss the mark in most ways..but still hit the mark in some ways…because people know who she is…in part from flashing her tit…but also because some of the dudes she’s fucked put her in popular songs…making her think she matters…all so really wanted I imagine..

So she keeps up her antics, wearing see through shirt, but not good enough see through shirts, to really get people exciting…but I guess not good enough can be applied to everything this cunt does…

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2015

Oct

Samantha Hoopes Tries Everything of the Day

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It’s always fun to hear how retarded models who aren’t really models…but who did Sports Illustrated swimsuit once or twice…actually speak…because as this video of Samantha Hoopes will demonstrate…they sound like fucking idiots…

I am just amazed that a blonde trashy slut like this actually gets work, not that she gets that much work, in modeling, when clearly she’s got the filled up face that looks 40 and tits to be a high paid escort…

Something,, I’ve heard she may or may not be involved in for 20,000 dollars a night…rumors…where do people come up with these kinds of things…that’s no way to talk about a girl wondering the streets of LA looking for the paparazzi to tell a bullshit quote to…hoping to get noticed since Sports Illustrated coverage has pretty much done all it’s going to do for her…

She sounds so fucking dumb…and I find pleasure or at least satisfaction in that, because I’d hate for a her to be anything but a vapid bitch going “look at my tits, let’s work out, omg take a pic of my booty”…

A video posted by Samantha Hoopes (@samanthahoopes_) on Oct 27, 2015 at 10:26am PDT

She looks so wrecked…like a broken down hooker..but that body is tight..

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2015

Oct

North West East South in Staged Paparazzi Pics because Her Mother is a Demon of the Day

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Kanye and Kim’s STD was on her way to Ballet practice where she told the paparazzi “I said no pictures”…because she was a fame whore experiment in narcissism…designed by a negligent media whore to help the egotistical pig produce an extension of herself…which I am sure she loves as long as the nanny does all the work because she made it…but more importantly..that the egotistical pig loves because she offers a nice storyline in their show…that keeps going strong…

Everything about this poor kid, who should have miscarried itself in the womb, but who I guess will have a pretty insanely privileged life…can’t end well…and it’s not her fault…shit started out bad for her..but at least she’ll always have nice things to feed her soul…

It is safe to say that the paparazzi don’t stake out children’s ballet studios…because that kind of thing gets you arrested…pretty much everywhere in north America…so North’s team called the paparazzi to stage this fucking outing..and the kid is already aware of cameras…hates cameras because she was probably coached to say that…because she’s an accessory that has a voice..and that voice can be used to increase sales…or some shit…

There’s a lot of bad going on here…someone needs to stop this family…but they won’t…where will this end up? There’s another on the way…but where are Child protective services, if this was a poor family, this kind of thing would be unacceptable..but becuase they are rich…let the whore continue exploiting her helpless baby…tragic..

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Oct 28, 2015 at 5:55pm PDT

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2015

Oct

Victoria’s Secret Model Romee Strijd in See Through Panties of the Day

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Romee Strijd is a Dutch model who has been in the model game for a solid 3 years….before the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret who on one end of the spectrum produce shit quality, bulk, lingerie for middle american mall shoppers…using sweatshops overseas because why produce in America and give Americans jobs, when the Chinese do it for so much less money, allowing you to charge the same amount you would if it was made here, but maximize profits, while feeding money into other countries, as your own country falls apart…all in the name of panties most of the people who buy don’t actually need because they are so disgusting and matching bra and panty sets won’t change that…

But on the flip site, along with the careless waste and exploitation….they create celebrities out of lingerie models, giving other models or aspiring models something to get naked to try to achieve…so all these low level instagram models see this as a beacon of hope, leading to endless half naked pics of them trying to be this…because for every cunt model who has made it, there are 1000s of eager girls trying to make it who will do everything you tell them…

More importantly, they produce mediocre softcore porn for people like you to try to jerk off to when there’s no computer around, but just some old catalog you’ve hidden away like it was the 90s and you were a teen hiding your jerking off from your mom…

This is some behind the scenes, sheer panty, pussy shots, of their new recruit Romee Strijd…who when looking at her is interchangeable with 1000s of girls…but who has made it to a place the 1000s of girls want to be…all while peddling cheap lingerie to people who don’t need any lingerie…because they are fat, middle of the road and working shitty jobs…to pay for this crap…

Erotic.

I think the more interesting thing in all this is that Victoria’s Secret has hired Playboy photographer David Bellemere to help them with their vision, meaning they’ve finally decided to catch up with the times and get a little more aggressive in their campaigns…smart..

A video posted by @romeestrijd on Oct 24, 2015 at 2:04pm PDT

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