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2015

26

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio for a Bikini Campaign of the Day

In keeping up with models from 10 years ago theme we have going on today here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini for a campaign…for her own brand of bikinis…because when you’re a bikini model all your life…and bikinis are all you know…you’d be crazy to take your broken english to any other platform than selling bikinis using your bikini body…until you’re too old to continue…but that you can sell off your share and run off with your rich as fuck baby daddy…living the good life…because you’ve fucking won…cashing checks…thanks to her willingness to get naked..they should send her to elementary schools across america to teach little girls what matters….and education…isn’t one of those things….having a fit body…is everything.

TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER CLEAVAGE OF THE DAY CLICK HERE

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2015

26

Oct

Youtube Star Niykee Heaton Shows You How to Go Viral of the Day

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Niykee Heaton is some Youtube Star…who I have heard had a record deal but I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, or really seen any of her videos…

You know,, the kind of basic attention seeking thirsty bitch who sang cover songs, hoping to get traffic from people seeking out the original version….all while being as slutty as possible…because motherfuckers love slutty…

She’s obviously shaping herself, and grooming herself to be the next great american popstar, who will be a force taken seriously because of all her talent..revolutionary to the music industry…that or…using her nudity like she was a Nicki Minaj…the kind of hip to waist ratio that girls just don’t have…but that Kylie Jenner has from th hormones in the food…and plastic surgery…and fat transplants….and who really care how it is achieved, it’s just funny to see how she markets herself the best way you can market yourself..especailly when you’re a whore…by getting naked…

She may be trash, she may be what would have been a stripper or hooker, with high scale dreams…she may just be lucky perverts subscribed to her youtube..and she may be a talented artists…but who cares..she’s naked..that’s what matters.

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2015

26

Oct

Ellie Goulding and the Pretty Little Liars Tits at MTV Europe of the DAy

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MTV Europe had a bullshit award show that means absolutely nothing to anyone in the industry, but that I guess is just another excuse to celebrate and market these idiots who have already won …and there were tits in attendance because it is Europe and Europe loves tits…and tits love award shows..it is that stamp of approval their dad never gave them…

I guess the Pretty Little Liars show, that is hugely popular with kids here…is being pushed in Europe so they sent over their Canadian cast member, who is on her own publicity campaign to separate herself from the show and do her own tween thing for her tween fans, and she is doing it with her tits…

I’ve heard of people who grew up with her saying she was a diva cunt, even before she was famous or on TV, and I guess you need to be a diva cunt to pull off this scam being pulled off…not the showing of her tits…but the thinking she deserves to get paid stupid money to pretend she’s someone else on screen in something that requires little to no talent…

TO SEE MORE SHAY MITCHELL IN THIS DRESS CLICK HERE

TO SEE ASHLEY BENSON CHUBBY IN A DRESS CLICK HERE

Singer ELLIE GOULDING was also there…

TO SEE ELLIE GOULDING TITS IN A DRESS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW|Shay Mitchell

2015

26

Oct

Bar Refaeli for GQ Germany of the Day

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So far we’ve come…a Jewish model…in a German Magazine…like World War II never happened…like the Nazi Party didn’t put her relatives in an oven…just water under the fucking bridge…because on the positive side of the Holocaust, the creation of Israel, her home happened…and she loves it there more than the Palestinians that were kicked out of there in the creation of Israel, which is alot..considering they fucking kill for it…

I know, it happened so long ago, in her Grandparent’s lifetime, making it almost irrelevant, and so far removed from her, that holding a grudge against an American owned magazine, based in Germany for this issue, make no sense to her…but I hold grudges against bar maids who don’t fuck me, or girls who don’t send me sext, I fire them in my mind and from my life and block and delete the from everything for doing nothing…which is hardly as dramatic as trying to kill off my people due to following their leader….but I guess Bar Refaeli needs the press…

Here’s her bikini…but more importantly her amazing, hot Jewish body, recently married body… in a bikini…

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2015

26

Oct

Elle Brittain Naked With Friedns of the Day

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On June 10, I made the mistake of calling out some random model who got naked for a photoshoot because she had awesome fucking tits that I guess she wanted to take to the next level of tit attention by having a broader audience look at her tits…and possibly celebrate her tits…making all her tit dreams come true…

I assume, I went on about how she’s just another one of these instagram aspiring acts who is either signed with a shit agency or just lured in by a creep photographer…who is on a mission to help her get known…or at least that’s the promise because of promises of fame…

In case you don’t read the top left of this site “I’ll make you famous” is my slogan for a reason…girls are dumb, especially ones who want to be celebrity models, and promises of fame through nude pics is a great way to take advantage of them…and get them nude…often times, they even fuck….

So in being an internet asshole, I called this one a girl who just craves fame like so many of these models before her….and I guess when she came across it, she didn’t see the humor in me calling her out for being a model willing to get topless for a little attention, and not money, with hopes of fame, all while posing for free…instead she wrote me mean emails, hit me up on social media, where she was also mean…and as it turns out…she will not be having sex with me this weekend or really any weekend.

What I learned from that is to not out the strategy on a public forum like this site…don’t let the models getting naked know they are a punchline or just something to jerk off to or fuck…perpetuate the lie, really believe the lie, and nurture the lie, and celebrate the lie…and the tits getting naked due to the lie…because that’s what I’m into…I like these no name, ambitious little twats showing their twats like it was porn…

I spent 20 years asking girls to show me their tits and being rejected, the fact that the mainstream have these egos and vanity and self absorbed attitude…is perfect and feeds my plan…to see them all naked..

So I encourage their nudity. I want them to do more of it. I encourage their drive..and that she gets naked for free…since when you find a girl willing to get naked for free…you celebrate her…you keep her around and you keep getting her naked for free…until eventually she gets a rich boyfriend…who talks some sense into her…

You don’t call her out intentions that may not even be her intentions…It is possible that none of these girls want to be famous, they just like being naked…it turns them on, and this is the next level in exploring their sexuality…I’m not them, I just want to look at them..

So let’s celebrate the babes who get naked…rather than tease them for being desperate…because we like desperate….

Posted in:Elle Brittain|SFW

2015

26

Oct

Katy Perry for Hilary Clinton’s 68th Birthday of the Day

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Hey Donald Trump supports, you know you’re out there, you half retards living in your double wide, black mold infested trailer park, working your shitty job 60 hours a week only to remain poor because that’s the actual American Dream, where people like Trump, a fucking reality star, feed you nonsense your ignorant ass loves to hear, keeping you an ignorant idiots, while feeding their own ego, now that they’ve fucked models and made millions or billions…all to leverage morons for their own rich person agenda…

Seriously, if you go to the country club as “President of the USA”…the other rich people treat you with new found respect, and the pussy…the pussy thrown at you…legendary…far greater reach than just being a billionaire sleazy motherfucker with stupid hair…

Here’s Katy Perry taking a political stance, as an “artist” and I use that word loosely, I mean she’s a hipster party girl who had a viral song that hit…thanks to big tits and being in LA, the hub of entertainment..no necessarily good entertainment…but entertainment none the less..

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2015

26

Oct

Sofia Resing is Amazing for Galore of the Day

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Her name Sofie Resing, she’s a “Brazilian Model”..with a fantastic fucking body…who is represented by
Women 360 New York, Women Milan, Major Paris, Storm London, Uno Spain, Modellink Sweden, Ford Miami, Way Sampa, 40 Graus Rio, Vision Cape Town, …

Which is the most extensive list of modeling agencies I’ve ever seen an instagram model rock, but instagram models like vegans love listing these agencies, even key major agencies, that don’t actually make them any money, but that sign them in hope they go viral because they have more than 10,000 followers and they know they can run campaigns through them…simple..

If you were to go through instagram, you’ll find so many girls calling themselves “signed models”…or “published models”…and the whole thing is a fucking joke, but sometimes, the girls in question, are actually deserving of being models, the traditional kind who end up with billionaire husbands and national campaigns, and I am going to say, this Sofia Resing has as good a shot as any….even better because she’s going to be in Sports Illustrated swimsuit this year…a magazine that doesn’t matter, but that still matters. Making moves..

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Resing

2015

26

Oct

Gisele Ass and Legs for a Shoe Company Ad for Vogue of the Day

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The shoe company that Gisele is showing off her long legs in…has been milking this one Mario Testino shoot for a sold 2 years, because it probably cost them 5 million bucks, so spread it out like she spreads out Tom Brady with her Brazilian dick, it reminds him of those good old Football initations in the shower he misses now that he’s pro…and has to behave like a professional..

These are boring, I’ve posted the same pics…at least 3 times already…sure I’m always up for a Tom Brady is a homo and Gisele is a tranny that disguises herself as a bikini model…allowing them to perpetuate their lie jokes…but overall…Gisele, even when naked showing off her fake tranny tits…bores me and the fact that this girl can get paid millions to do this…is the biggest joke of all..

Posted in:Gisele|SFW

2015

26

Oct

Samantha Fox Kicked Off of a Plane of a Day

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The 80s had their share of fame whores who showed their big stupid tits for attention and managed to turn that into a pop career, media frenzy, where dudes who loved tits, would get sucked into their bullshit and make them very rich….until being forgotten because tits, although being fun to play with and suck on, do not equate to talent…or a really anything more than just tits..and eventually just fade into obscurity, and pretty much die off as they get older…while the host body of those tits..just self medicates, dealing with being obsolete, until eventually dying off to….or in Sam Fox’s case, getting kicked off planes…because tits and their relevance don’t directly correlate with lifespan of the host body that exploited said tits…

I guess this is a glimpse into where all these instagram models will be in 30 years after 27 years of people not caring about them…after thinking for their 5 minutes that they were actually important…

It is my duty to support Glamour Models of a different era in their struggles…this is the story:

Former glamour model Samantha Fox was booted off a flight for being ‘intoxicated’ and ‘abusive towards staff’.
The 49-year-old was kicked off the £150 Wizz Air flight from London Luton airport to Vilnius, in Lithuania, where she was performing at a concert.

Witnesses say the former page three girl swore after being charged £30 for her carry-on bag and not getting priority boarding.
The singer is said to have ranted: ‘I shouldn’t have to queue with these people.’

An onlooker called Dave wrote on Twitter: ‘Thanks for delaying the flight with ridiculous has been diva behaviour.’

Via DailyMaiL

What a joke….but then again, the fact that she still exists, was going to perform in Lithuania, this many years later…getting paid to do this…when the cum spilled looking at her tits are so distant it’s like it never happened…and I guess it’s not really a story, because she ended up making the show…thank god for that..

These are her fans….in Lithuania…I guess there wasn’t much else to do that night..

Here are some of her other instagram pics…

Here she is in her glory days…

Tits…always made girls matter…

Posted in:Samantha Fox|SFW

2015

26

Oct

Ireland Baldwin was Topless and Blocked Me On All Social Media of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the fucking worst…and she was on snapchat flashing her tits for some instagram hooker, I don’t have the pics…because I hate Instagram hookers, and apparently no one cared enough to pull a screenshot…

I guess instagram hookers like other fame whores with famous parents, living the trust fund life…because it’s good for instagram hooker business…and she ended up blocking me off her social media…something she’s been doing since she’s been 17…but she didn’t count as 17…because she was 7 foot tall and pushing 250 pounds of pure “too big to be a model even if your parents are rich and famous and your mom was a goddess in her prime and still hotter than you’ll ever be…while your dad fucks yoga instructors”>…but let us use your cousin, she’s more marketable…you just go back to being an unstable little pig, in and out of rehab…and lesbian black girls…on her 19 year old self discovery…

I guess she doesn’t like being called the big monster…which is pretty fucking weak for something that looks so strong…

What makes little to no sense is that even the most useless celebrity kid gets work, I’m talking to you Dakota Johnson, like who gives a fuck about Don Johnson…and bitch is in 50 shades of grey, but then again despite being awkward and mousy, Ireland in 50 Shades would have never worked…because she’s Godzilla….and if you’ve ever tried to have S&M sex…you know a little BDSM…with Godzilla…that shit’s hard to dominate…it takes an army of men to restrain it…

Ok, enough about this blocking cunt…I’m over the rejection…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW