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2015

24

Sep

Selena Gomez Released a Song…So Notice Her…of the Day

Fuck all these garbage people…

I don’t know why I distract myself reposting pictures of Selena Gomez trying to get attention to herself in this saturated world….of too much noise….but it’s probably the same reason you do it…it’s better than working a regular job and it’s become an obsession…even though you don’t actually care about these people, but feel like if you don’t post on them, you’ll fade away into obscurity…even though you’re already obscure and no one knows who you are…

That’s why you look at Selena Gomez’s chimpmunk pudgy face and possible fake, possible fat, possibly on the pill cuz Bieber knocked her up and she miscarried that’s why she hates him…tits……isn’t it?

All This to Say – I Wonder How Many Harnesses She Has On to Give her this Waist to Hip Ratio..

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN THE DRESS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Katie Holmes Dressed Like Super Mario of the Day

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Katie Holmes is Super Mario brothers, which is a natural progression or evolution from being a fucking robot for Tom Cruise..It’s always the robots that turn into video game characters….becuse they speak the same binary code…and when trying to get dressed this android’s files get all mixed up…because Cruise stopped funding her development and since the divorce she’s had no software upgrades….leading to her bugging the fuck out…

Or maybe she’s just wearing some fucking overalls, and didn’t plan it out, because she’s lived in a fucking cave for all these years before being released…

Either way, where is the real Katie Holmes?

I love the way these overalls pull her pants up into her ass accentuating her middle aged mom body…so fucking hot…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katie Holmes|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Holland Roden from Teen Wolf of the Day

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Holland Roden is 28…

She’s from a show called Teen Wolf, that I assume doesn’t star human vibrator Michael J Fox, but is a show that sounds like a good place for weirdos who go to comicon type events to hang out…and well..jerk off to Holland…

I don’t know anything about her, or about this shoot, but she’s in a bikini and has a strong rib cage..and that is all we really need to know…

Check out these implants…I bet she makes for a great instagram model with a low level acting career that is going no where..

Posted in:Holland Roden|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Jessica Simpson’s Nipple #TBT of the DAy

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I think the biggest thing that happened yesterday – was Jessica Simpson’s nipple…and since were all pretty basic dudes who love huge tits, no matter how much feminists want to make tits de-sexualized, even though feminists make you tweak and suck their nipples while they hate fuck you, and even though their pussies get wet while feeding their kids, and even though nipples even for the sake of one year of work still get us hard at our core….all the other days of the nipple’s lifetime….

I figure I’ll post it again…and link to MORE OF THEM JESSICA SIMPSON IN THE BROWN DRESS HUGE TIT NIPPLE FUN

It’s like a cow, in a wig and a dress, ready to be milked…good old Texas Ranchero fetish shit…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Cara Delevingne and Kate Moss Slutty Pics for Instagram of the Day

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UK model Cara Delevingne has been hanging out with Kate Moss. We can safely say this is her idol, because both are from the UK, and Cara Delevingne, rich kid, is a hipster, who we can assume grew up on Kate Moss, and wore the Kate Moss T-shirt as hipsters do, and has crafter her party, lesbian, I don’t give a fuck, s pretty much a photocopy of her existence…so now that they’ve been put together in a campaign, they’re now best of friends, because Kate Moss, hasn’t changed since she was 20, and still parties and gets fucked up, and probably likes being around the youth, the it girls, because it makes it seem OK..

This is a lot like how Ryan Seacrest used to fuck Dick Clarke up the ass on his death bed…only the model version…and I guess Cara in her trying hard to be cool and not caring…involves giving herself street cred by posting a topless / censored pic Kate Took of her, and one I guess she took of Kate…and the whole thing….bores me…but is more interesting than other things going on…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Kate Moss|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Sara Sampaio for Some Campaign of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is boring…

But Victoria’s Secret has given her a stamp of approval…and now companies you’ve never heard of can overpay her for their campaigns, giving her a bigger ego than she already has, making rich guys think they aren’t sugar babies because they make 10k a day or more, when they are sugar babies…even though there are 1000s of hotter girls with better selfies on instagram that this shit..

This is zero fucking interesting, compelling, creative, if anything it makes me think the brand are fucking idiots for wasting money on this shit, money they could have used to save a dying child…or some shit..

Garbage..but I’m posting it…so I guess they got 4 dollars of free exposure…for their thousands spent…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2015

24

Sep

The Miley Cyrus Avoids a Banned MAC Ad for Publicity of the Day

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Here’s Miley Eating her Panties to talk about how Miley was named spokesperson for some Mac Campaign over a year ago…meaning these pics came out over a year ago…and now the ad is being talked about again…because it was almost banned in the UK, which sounds like a strategy to squeeze all they can out of this campaign…like a fake publicity stunt…

Advertising Standards Authority rules overall message of posters for cosmetics company was sexually suggestive, but rules it was not enough to cause widespread offence

Thank god that worked out…..

It’s safe to say that MAC cosmetics paid Miley a ton of fucking money to get Miley to endorse them…we’re talking million dollar deal..

It’s safe to say that they wanted to get their money worth in terms of visibility and exposure..they didn’t spend millions of dollars on Miley to not be seen or noticed.

It’s safe to say they paid Miley millions of dollars because they knew she’s open and willing to masturbate on cam for Fashion Magazines and attention, to perpetuate her bullshit scam that works because America is stupid..

It’s safe to say that this is hardly scandalous, and this “Banned in the UK” story…is a lie or a massive inflation of the actual story..

It’s safe to say the only offensive thing about this ad is Miley Cyrus…she’s the worst….but not really..because at least she’s not Taylor Swift…

Here’s she singing about getting high before getting MRI…..

Ok fine, she’s amazing…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Mouse Tormenting Cat and Other Videos of the Day

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Delaware Cop Shoots Man in Wheel Chair…He Was Rollin’ Up Fast

The News Used a Nazi Badge of Shame while Talking About Yom Kippur – NEXT LEVEL

Not Road Rage – Road Manners

Kids TRain Surfing…

Bully Beats Up Blind Kid…

Armadillo Fucks a Bitch…

Robbers VS Safe

Naked Hippie and Her Eggs…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

24

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls are so quick to get mad at you for even suggesting punching them in the face…because “abuse towards women”….

But they are so quit to punch you in the face for suggesting punching them in the face…because “equality”…

I say, if you want to get paid the same for a job, you’ve gotta be able to physically win a fight for the job…without handicapping anyone…because “we’re all humans”…

Right?

It’s only fail…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Lea Michele and Her Slippy Dude Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Fit Girls..
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Shanina Shayk in Bathing Suits…
CLICK HERE

Women in Activewear that Don’t Do Active things…
CLICK HERE

Angry Birds Has a Movie Trailer…
CLICK HERE

The Dog Train…
CLICK HERE

Some Fake Model Posing with Water…because They are basic
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Josh Brolin VS Ryan Gosling..
CLICK HERE

Learn the Most Useless Information about the Retractable Pen….because I hate you…
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

24

Sep

Ali Landry’s Double Homicide of the Day

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In Mexico is amazing, let’s go to TULUM with all the celebrities and sit by the Mayan Ruins in a 5 star hotel news…or Cancun with all the drunk college pussy during Spring Break….

Ali Landry, the Doritos Girl from the 90’s, had a pretty serious Mexican Crime Ring tragedy this month, when her Mexican husband named Alejandro Gomez Monteverde’s father and brother were kidnapped outside of their home on Sept. 4….and were found dead this past weekend due critical head wounds….even after ransom was paid…

That’s pretty fucking insane…as insane as it gets…that’s why I say you should keep your Mexican as food on your plate or as a chambermaid in your hotel…right?

Posted in:Ali Landry|SFW