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2015

04

Sep

The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video in InStyle is the Joke of the Day

Emrata is getting a little too confident in her business as an actor. I guess she’s booking jobs and feels that she can finally put her tits away and let people focus on her bird face, because that bird face is getting paid to be in movies now, so fuck you for calling it a bird face, it’s better than your face…kind of thing…

Because she’s put her tits away..

I think it’s a little premature considering her big movie she just did was the lowest opening movie ever….in the history of movies…because tits…only take a girl so far…they are good for Viral videos and instagram…but not filing seats…unless you’re Jennifer Lawrence’s Fappening…that made her less annoying…but Emrata is not Jennifer Lawrence, not in the same Hollywood…so far from Jennifer Lawrence she’s not even considered a bootleg Jennifer Lawrence…

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2015

04

Sep

Iza Goulart’s FItness of the Day

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Sep 2, 2015 at 4:08am PDT

Skipping, or really any fitness in a bkini rather than in fitness clothes, or an oversized pair of sweat pants and baggy t-shirt, because girl just wants to sweat it out, is a pretty clear “I’m posting porn, really softcore porn, to my instagram”…

Or maybe she’s a bikini model, and girl just can’t get out of a bikini, because it’s either graphed to her robot body, like a doll you get at the dollar store for your doll fetish…who you just can’t get the skirt off ..

Either way, she’s pretty fucking fit…so fit that you may be into dudes…if you like it too much…not because I’m against fit girls, who are 6 feet tall, but because she’s got higher testosterone than me from this hanging onto modeling nonsense..

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2015

04

Sep

Niykee Heaton Ass for Snapchat of the Day

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Niykee Heaton is some youtube star who got famous on her 18th birthday thanks to being featured on World Star Hip Hop…on her 18th Birthday…and signing to some Record label shortly after…

I assume that’s some bullshit story, and based on her slutty pics, she’s never in pants, that is slutty, because if you’re always in your underwear at home, blogging about nonsense…it’s acceptable, pathetic, even sad by acceptable..

Good news…I like sluts…

So when a girl does it for instagram, you know…she’s doing it for likes…and attention, and I’m watching because she’s a young girl showing off her full fucking ass…

hat said, she’s got the Kylie Jenner look…but I was standing outside a club and apparently it’s a look. I don’t really know how all these thick girls turn overeating and hormones in the food into fat asses, fake tits and a tiny waist, but they do…

The world is a crop top and leggings or short short for Young Girls….This is the Look, ready for a rap video, or more likely a black guy who thinks he’s a rapper at the local club to stuff the shit deeper into her…because #nobabies…

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2015

04

Sep

100 Years of Lingerie because Why Not of the Day

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These Youtube videos are the fucking worst..but for some reason…I feel compelled to post it, even though 3,000,000 people have already seen it, old news, but since no one visits the site for the latest of anything, even though I surprisingly post a lot of this nonsense before other sites, while not even trying, which I guess is a testament to how shitty other publications are…

That said, I didn’t watch this video, but it has the word lingerie in it and that is just a direct connection to my brain and what I think is relevant..

I like big tits too…

I’m basic…

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2015

04

Sep

Taxi Driver Not Uber Driver and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Russian…

Drunk Guy Takes a Dump on Someone’s House

Back To School Shopping!

Soap Dispenser Doesn’t Like Back People

Dude Just Knocking People Out

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Public Stripping of a Woman Who Banged Another WOman’s Husband

Dog Playing I Phone Video Game…

Syrian Refugee Gave Birth on BUdapest Street…Because She’s a Refugee…

Jeb Bush Exhausts Some Girl…

Teen Cat Fight

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2015

04

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Asking people the weirdest place they’ve masturbated is both a blessing and a curse..when they tell you in your bed when they were staying with you a few weeks earlier…and they are your grandmother…

Why the fuck are you asking your grandmother the weirdest place she masturbated? Weirdo..

Does anyone even read this? I know I wouldn’t…

Friday, FRY DAY, Fried Day, Day…none of it matters…it’s all the same horrible curse…

Coco’s Cameltoe Talks ABout Her Vagina…
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Girl Selfies…
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Kat Torres is a WHore in a Bikini – People Love That..
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Nipple Car…
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Scarjo Gender Bender…
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Some Chick in Lingerie…who Doesn’t Matter..But is in Lingerie
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Girls Bending….It’s a Fetish…
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Dude Builds a Flying Helicopter Out of Drones…
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2015

03

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes the only excitement that happens in a day is watching new college kids pledging by asking strangers to participate in their stupid challenges, in this case, trying to up tade 5 paperclips into something more substantial and when the cute barely 18 year old approaches you to trade up, the joy and excitement of saying “I’ll give you herpes, right now, in those bushes”….warmed my soul..

She didn’t go for it…that’s why night time Frosh is better..

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Golden Girls XXX THeme Song is Great
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Alison Brie Cleavage
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Jessica ALba is Still Whoring Herself – THis Time to a Weird Face Mask
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Coco Claims to Have a Small Pussy
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Sandra Bullock’s BF’s Ex is Some Gold Digger Named Paris Saint John
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Hailey Baldwin is a Skinny Bitch
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Emma Glover is the Slut of the Day
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Girl in a Thong Smoking Weed
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Laura Prepon at a Premiere..
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Amanda Seyfried in Leggings
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Dakota Fanning’s Young Hard Nipples
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Kid Makes Cards FLoat
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Maitland Ward in a Bikini
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Katie Holmes Followed by Scientology
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Flying Helicopter! Out of Drones
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Bai Ling is Amazing
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Hall of Shame Soccer Goal
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Joanna Krupa is a Whore
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Ambrosio on the Beach
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Jennifer Garner – Ringless
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Diane Kruger Nipple
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Emily Van Camp in a Bikini
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The Anti-Gay-Proven By her Hair Cut Clerk Is Going to Jail
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Michelle Trachtenberg is Thick
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Kat Torres in a Bikini
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Tits from the US Open
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Today in Kelly Brook
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Morgan Freeman is a Mummy
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Annalynne McCord Tight Dress
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Cop of the Day
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Chelsea Handler in her Underwear
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Sofia Vergara as Peg Bundy
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Beiber’s Kate Gosselin Hair
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Kim Garner Tight Jeans
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Rosie O’Donnell is Fucking Tatum O’Neal in Sex I Don’t Want to See
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Some Random Model Tits
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Candice Swanepoel Throwback Tits
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Underwear Horoscope
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Cute Trans for Bruce Jenner fans
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Just a Redhead, an Orgasm, A Broken Chair
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Jessica Morris from Haunting of the Innocent
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Greek Pussy
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Monica Sims Has New Tits and a Great Pussy
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2015

03

Sep

Miley Cyrus of the Day

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I didn’t post this picture from MILEY MASTURBATING ON FACETIME FOR A PHOTOGRAPHER …because photography has got lazy, sex has got lazy, and masturbating together has become the norm…so why not merge the two into what is pretty racy…and in other circumstances would be a scandal..but girl puts herself out there as all girls should…so we need to embrace her….

Despite being a Disney bred puppet…there’s still something semi authentic about her hustle..and far more interesting that Taylor Swift and her sisterhood….Miley seems fun in her lonliness, sold her soul shit…

So I support all she’s doing…I just prefer when she’s doing it without talking…thanks to having that terrifying voice….

Here’s her video about her dead pet, getting shit poured on her face eroticially…because she’s gets her sexuality…and how to use it…

I like that everything is turning into porn!! I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life!

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2015

03

Sep

Bella Hadid Showing Off Her Tits for GQ of the Day

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Watch this video on The Scene.

I guess she’s the porny Hadid…with the bigger tits…that she’s showing off like it was her new Range Rover her rich dad just bought her, because they are probably like the new Range Rover her rich dad bought her, because he most likely has bought these for her….but I can’t be sure, or really care to fingure it out, she’s a rich LA kid with a fake modeling career her parents bought her, who gives a fuck….

There are so many tits in the world, I prefer those on the less celebrated sister, even though she’s sexier, and not just because she’s trying harder…but because Gigi is overrated and weird looking, when not being blocked out by Taylor Swift sitting on her face.

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2015

03

Sep

stepGIRLS X CamWithHer with Alexandra Steele of the Day

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Our friend….honorary stepGIRLS…supporter…babe…model…and more importanlty…webcam model..which is the only kind of modeling I appreciate these days….Alexandra Steele is going to be taking over our snapchat “stepGIRLS” and “drunkstepfather” before her show on CamWithHer …

Her name is Alexendra Steele, probably not her real name, but who needs real anything, when the girl involved is a serious fucking fantasy….girls just don’t look like this…sex dolls don’t even look like this…the girl you made in your basement out of random mannequin parts because it is the only thing that will have sex with you definitely doesn’t look like this…especially…when she’s putting on her show….

Here are some pics from her Instagram :

Or maybe this… @camwithher #camwithher #camgirl #selfie #me #pretty#glamour #rack #chest #hooters #sweet #fit #nylons #stockings #playboy #fitchicks #fitgirls

A video posted by Alexandra Steele (@alexandracamwithher) on Jul 23, 2015 at 3:57pm PDT

Now that you’ve got a taste of how amazing she is…check her out on our snapchats “stepGIRLS” and “DrunkStepfather”…..

But more importantly, if you’re more into watching her get naked, and putting on a show that probably involves naked and probably masturbating that is better than anything you’d get at any stripclub, or probably better than anything you’d ever get from any girl, especially any girl willing to get with your lame ass… CLICK HERE

I don’t know what all these instagram girls aren’t doing cam shows for cam sites…it just makes sense for the girls…and the guys watching…especailly with this free the nipple movement.but I have a feeling it’ll happen as exhibitionism officially takes over…but who needs other instagram girls…when we have ALexandra Steele…

Seriously…how often can you watch a girl I post masturbate…. CLICK HERE

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