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2015

23

Jul

Katy Perry’s Tits Look Like Celine Dion on the Cover of Vogue Japan of the Day

I don’t know if it has to do with me being Canadian, but I am going to assume that it is, because I’ve looked at this Katy Perry in Vogue Japan picture and all I see is Celine Dion…

I am wondering if Celine Dion’s face is just imprinted on my brain, as she’s the only one that Canada like brainwashing us with…you know our own hero…

Kind of like the way the media brainwashes me with Katy Perry songs, because I guess they get a good kickback to promote it, and make it pop on a mainstream level….otherwise no one would listen to her shitty songs, and she’d never be on the cover of Vogue Japan….and I’d never know all the lyrics to every single Katy Perry song, none of which I’ve actively listened to on my own…kind of scary really….what else are they programming us with…and why am I not doing anything about it..is it because I am distracted by her tits….I am distracted by her tits…did you see her tits…Katy Perry has tits.

If you don’t like that – and you shouldn’t – here’s Katy Promoting a Perfume..

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2015

23

Jul

Delilah Parillo By Purienne for Vogue Spain of the Day

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I used to listen to a radio show called “Lovers and Other Strangers”….that was syndicated and is probably still on the radio.. hosted by this bitch named Delilah … who thought that she was channeling a message from god….where she would really preach jesus shit in reference to her advice she would give people going through a divorce or calling in to celebrate their lives…for her to answer them with condescending advice and often times play totally inappropriate songs to deal with the issues these people were going through…Like someone would call in and say their wife of 40 years cheated on them then died…and she’d play a Christina Aguilera song…it is the little things, like everything wrong in America that brings me joy…as well as tits..

So it is only natural that this Delilah, will remind me of than Delilah, and that Delilah, will remind me of love, and this Delilah, will be on the recieving end of that love, because she’s amazing looking and you’d be crazy not to love her…but that could just be me drunk on her tits talking…

All this to say, photos by Purienne and he’s good.

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2015

23

Jul

Doutzen Kroes, Ex Victoria’s Secret Model, DJ WHore Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret for being old, but she wasn’t fired from being the wife of a DJ making me assume she likes to rave like a crackhead on drugs…I know how DJ Whores work…and the mother of two kids she probably has raised by nannies…while rocking an insane fit body, because I guess she’s dealing with rejection while sitting on her millions of dollars…that she made for being half naked…and that her husband made playing other people’s music…scammers..

That said, she’s better than Miranda Kerr on her hooker mission, dating billionaire after billionaire, until locking down the founder of Snapchat…

And here she is in a bikini

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2015

23

Jul

The Clermont Twins for Terry Richardson of the Day

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I have never heard of the The Clermont Twins but they seem interesting, but I am only saying that because they are grabbing each others naked bodies, something all twins should do, because it is just masturbation…

I figure if you’re twins, even if you’re decent looking, but willing to get naked – you’re gonna win…

I’m not sure what you’re going to win, what the win is, or what the point of all this is….so but Terry shot them, so they’re in the big enough times…even though they look like they some kind of Ethnically Ambiguous Nicki Minaj tranny….

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2015

23

Jul

Andreja Pejic is the Trans Model of the Day

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So Andreja Pejic was a male model named Andrej Pejic….who I guess got booked for being androgynous….before realizing that this trans thing is pretty popular and fashion and the mainstream fucking love it, so that he could jump on the trans thing…and become Andreja Pejic like he was Bruce Jenner, but more subtle in his rebranding…and I guess it’s not all that shocking, male modeling is a pretty gay activity, the fashion industry is a pretty gay industry, the models getting booked, are likely doing the casting couch hustle Disney is doing with their teens, same thing but different fetish..

So taking this route is fine, especially since Andreja Pejic is committed to the cause and had the “reassignment” surgery….so that she can really get straight men, which I guess means got the chop…so that it’s not gay for you to jerk off to these pics of her in DAZED magazines, she’s got a vagina, that was once a penis, just last year….but really all penises started out as vaginas, and all vaginas are therefore penises…even if it happened in the womb…

She looks good to me, I guess I don’t need a uterus to appreciate beauty…I mean I’ve fucked so many hysterectomy from HPV bitches in my day who were more many than this once man….

Don’t get me wrong, I find trans weird, I don’t get it and think it’s a fucking with natured, possibly a mental disorder thing, but with science…you can reassign your gender so whatever, a lot of these dudes are just better at being girls than girls cuz they want it bad…

Not to mention, trans is the most popular porn category….straight dudes love trans…and they rationalize it as 4 tits one dick…but it’s still a fucking trans…and that’s more gay than jerking off to this once man…becaus it’s no dick…just scars from where the dick was….or some shit….

Well…this has been an interesting journey…

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2015

23

Jul

Bella Thorne Bikini Party of the Day

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I probably visit the wrong websites, you know, middle of the road, dude specific, uneventful same shit every fucking day, designed for regular middle of the road dudes, because from my perspective, dudes fucking love this girl, but I figure the dudes who love this girl aren’t necessarily educated, cool or know what’s up, but rather see new young famous overpaid, underage chicks…from the Disney Channel, that I assume they watch from their garbage trailer park home….

Because any real, hard working, successful person has no idea who this is, but all you internet creeps love her…

It’s weird…but not weird enough for me to post

A girl can't help it ????????????????

A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Jul 15, 2015 at 2:53pm PDT

Here she is in a bikini…for her social media….

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2015

23

Jul

Emma Rigby for Instagram of the Day

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Her name is Emma Rigby. She’s a UK Actress who I guess was on a popular show called Hollyoaks…and apparently, she’s also an aspiring Glamour model with too much plastic surgery, trying to draw as much attention as she can to herself, by wearing see through tops and posting the shit to instagram, as we’ve learned this Free The Nipple campaign has targeted hipsters into showing their nips cuz they are young and grew up without bras on thanks to American Apparel, but brings out any attention seeking hooker eager to pull out her tit to get noticed…

Both…speak to my empty, sad, soul…

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2015

23

Jul

Dude Protester Flirting with a Cop and Other Videos of the Day

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NYPD Assault an 11 Year Old in February

Road Rage Regret

Drinking and Driving…

Giant Squid Found in Kim Kardashian’s Asshole

Texas Man Gets Tasered

Dog “Dies” While Having Sex….and these Assholes Just Laugh…

Insane Car Accident of the DAy – Don’t Watch It

Truck Carrying Lumber Tips

Car VS Bridge

Fire Cracker Prank…

Naked Man in the Parking Lot

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2015

23

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I would like to blame my sleep apnea on all my failures…including but not limited to my wife…

That shit leads me to sleeping all day and drinking all night…and Pizza somewhere in between…

It makes me irritable towards girls who don’t send me nudes…and fat girls who think they are pretty girls because fat is accepted…

It also makes me intolerant to most things…

Sleep Apnea…

It’s a thick neck epidemic…and a solid excuse for lazy loser..

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2015

22

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Everyone gets mad at me because they think I make fun of fat girls, and by everyone I mean the one person who reads this site, you….who accidentally ended up here and is now trying to understand what language this is written in, as well as what the point of the site is, as well as why would such a disgusting human would bother putting something like this together, when he should be killing himself…

Well the truth is humans are mean, I’m not mean, other people are mean, they just look less homeless, obese and put together as they rape their neighbors for an extra dollar…or an orgasm….depending on their priorities…

I don’t interact with humans therefore I am not mean….

I was called fat at least 4 times today from random people, an old lady, a cashier…some girl making smooties at the smoothie shop…

I only call models and celebrities I don’t know fat…when they aren’t even fat…meaning…I am a hero trying to fight this horrible consumerist pop culture…that people confuse for a cyberbully, because they think they know these idiots milking them for their money…

Idiots. You’re all fucking idiots…

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