Hailey Baldwin is the 19 year old daughter of weird, Christian now that he’s no longer an addict, Stephen Baldwin and some brazilian he married in the 90s….and I guess his fame whoring from suing Kevin Costner, to fighting adult stores in his home town, to tattooing Hannah Montana on him to get on Miley’s TV show that he never booked…to doing reality show after reality show…since filing for bankruptcy…
From Barney Rubble to poverty, to famewhoring daughter, who has been making the rounds, and I don’t mean with her vagina, or ass you can see from the front thanks to short shorts and the hormones in the food, but because she hangs with Kardashians and Jenners and Biebers…and her cousin Ireland and probably Taylor Swift since Taylor Swift owns everyone…even Bieber pussy due to the solidarity she has with Selena Gomez….in some weird fucking cult I don’t understand…
But who cares about that when you can see her ass from the front…in shorts…at 19 and lovely..
It is debatable whether Cameron Diaz is one of the hottest actresses, or whether she was one of the hottest actresses…..
It is debatable whether Caameron Diaz is a talented actress, but in her defence, acting requires 90 percent ego/confidence and 10 percent ability to not think you’re an asshole playing make-belief.
But one thing that is for sure…is that this relationship with a bro, we call them cheese dicks, up on some male Avril Lavigne, was in a band for a minute in the 90s, probably one of the worst bands, that I assume is huge in South American or some reason….makes no sense….
I mean we can assume that his drop crotch pants are to house a massive penis that she is blinded by, or maybe, he’s just a master manipulator, I mean he must be for even having a record label invest in his suburban mall garbage….
But now he’s taken his brainwashing skills to a nice, lean, very successful actress, I’m talking one of the richest actresses around, and he’s tapped into her insecurities and has made her feel secure, like she can trust him old friend…
So instead of dating a dot com billionaire, or any exec, who dresses like an adult…and who isn’t using his 10 million dollar or less fortune as a door opener to her fortune….so that he can K-Fed her…only let’s be honest, K-fed had more fucking swag….
She’s married to this, and based on this pic she’s creepily smiling and obsessed with him…like a kid trying to understand a circus clown….only in this case she married him and will probably have his kids…
I don’t care when a hot girl, even when she’s old and washed up herself, marries or fucks some clown….I don’t care who or what girls in my actual life put in them….and I don’t care that this is going down…but I do find it intriguing…hilarious…awkward…confusing…but I guess it all boils down to a broken girl…with dreams of real love and a guy who sees a babe and dollar signs who accepts his Paris Hilton parasites…..in this incestuous…celebrity…mental disorder world…
People are so concerned that in a few years we won’t need to have any human contact. We will be able to rely on text messages on a screen for all social interaction…you know like that’s a bad thing…people are the fucking worst and that is why I like to cage them on my facebook friend’s list….to access as needed and not be irritated by them in life..by having awkward conversations, adventures, smelling them, watching them do disgusting human things like talk about themselves, eat, and irritate me…all while seeing their stupid fucking faces…
But I can handle words on a screen…
What I am saying is I have 5,000 facebook friends and no one to hang out with and that’s the way it should be.
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Fashion photographer Mert facetimes his subjects for the latest Interview Magazine….
Because this is the selfie generation, who needs cameras and photographers, when the real compelling content is being let into people’s bathrooms or bedrooms, so that they can put on any type of intimate performance for whoever they want, or they can pretend it is an intimate performace despite being scripted for interview magazine because these idiots are all puppets….
Nice and porny, like “Hey look at me, I’m an attention whore who masturbates on cam like every girl in the world, I am just like you, only I leak this shit or do it for fashion magazines”….which a secondary hope that you cum to it…because we want you to imagine facetiming us…instead of girls you meet on tinder…or some shit..
Here’s Miley’s amazing Facetime Session…
Here’s Kim K simulating masturbation on Facetime for a magazine…we’ve seen her fuck when she was pre trans….we don’t care.
Kylie Jenner Wants You to Know She Has a Nipple Ring…
I said…Kylie Jenner Wants You to Know She Has a Nipple Ring…
Has everyone noticed Kylie Jenner’s nipple ring so that we can go on with our pathetic lives that notice these silly things..
The reality is that it’s a free the nipple era, where 16 year olds want in on the action, it’s not like at 18 they suddenly become exhibitionists…even when they aren’t from the whore family, but instead just grew up watching the whore family be idolized and succeed…
Meaning…there are thousands of young girls with nipple rings walking these streets…
Meaning some pervert held a 16 year old’s tit, and speared it like a whale fisherman in Moby Dick…which in Kylie’s case isn’t that far off the truth….because she’s a mini-monster…a mini-monster who is 18 and can let you all in on her nipple rings…
A mini-monster who Wants You to Know She Has a Nipple Ring….like it fucking matters…So much so that she wore a mesh bra for the paparazzi flashes…Family values…
Rita Ora Keeps on Scamming the fucking system. She’s in the right circle and all these idiots are too into themselves to really care or know if they like someone…they are puppets and just like what they are told to…but I know Rita Ora plays the fun one to be around, the one with the silly accent, who no one really feels threatened by…because she’s just a Rihanna impersonator….let her linger and entertain us in our boring existence…
That said, here she is doing her British comedy act…with her tits from the VMAs sunday…it makes her likeable..
Here is Miley rockin’ the dick at a party smoking weed for instagram…
ANd here I am wanting to kill myself because this is all so dumb…
I think this is some illuminati, eating your soul for your powers shit….you know like Taylor Swift in her awkward from having no childhood and being a total fucking weirdo in that childhood, a weirdo that built an empire on her weirdo thanks to having parents who believed in their alien child….rockin’ some socially awkward humor because she is fucking awkward….probably not so much in bed, since she’s fucked a lot of dudes in the writing of each of her albums…but still awkward through life…but not too awkward for these other lost starlets to turn to for her guidance, her ever shining light, even when they are competitors and if this was wrestling, would be trying to do everything to ruin each other…
I mean this is pop music, not singer songwriter hippie shit…why are they all friends…I get it, to stick together so the intstagram models don’t overthrow their monopoly / kingdom…leverage each other to stay on top because the internet is catching on…but it’s all so weird…
Ireland Baldwin is pretty fuckin solid…and I am not just saying that because she’s 6 foot 3 and 180 pounds, I am saying it because she just gives off this vibe of relatively intelligent, but still dumb enough to want the fame and fortune, to make it on her own, in the world of modeling, the most vapid of fucking professions…
It’s like her parents are rich as fuck actors, she has all the resources she needs to do anything in life, even produce great movies that she writes herself, because she’s in the circle…but instead…she wants to be a fucking model…
What’s wrong with instagram, or this world, that these girls all want to be fucking models…when did modeling become more than just demonstrating the clothing you are going to buy, and turn into the most coveted profession…
There are so many more interesting ways to spend your day, and let’s face it, acting isn’t that much different than modelling, is her issue that she’s too tall to get cast in movies? I don’t know…
What I do know is that in her 18 year old identity crisis, from surf wife to interracial lesbian with an angry lesbian lover, to this dark haired titty flasher, I think she’s great…
Here are some other pics from her instagram…the only modeling she’s done, but not the only modeling she’s ever do…