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2015

31

Aug

Saskia de Brauw Naked for Vogue September of the Day

Saskia de Brauw is an old dutch model, not to be confused with an old Dutch oven, or an Old Dutch bag of potato chips, or an old Dutch wooden shoe, because she’s got big old dutch titties and I have POSTED Them old dutch Tittiess BEFORE …because I am so current and on top of everything old dutch models with big titties do…

Like this shoot for Vogue, which is pretty fucking naked, but tasteful and artistic, so different than when I take pics of topless girls for masturbation purposes, because you can’t see her clit or bush, even though all I want is her clit and bush…that’s how you fantasize about cumming on them…obviously…

What I am trying to say is how is this fashion? Because it’s a model with an agency, like 90 percent of girls, or because it’s a fashion magazine, seems like a lot of bullshit…but I am into this kind of bullshit, thanks to the tits…..

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2015

31

Aug

Gigi Hadid in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Spoiled, overrated, model because her mom was a model and her dad still fucks models her age, Gigi Hadid, is one of the most aggressively marketed creatures with little to no talent, but with money and egotistical parents that want to be the next Kardashians, thanks to being vapid idiots, so they throw that money and PR people, who can manipulate the media and that can create an instagram following using her LA rich kid access, that can create a modeling career, since modeling is a joke – photographers will shoot anyone and magazines will feature anyone…as long as they have an audience…advertisers like audiences…

Well now she’s dating virgin, who isn’t a virgin, but pretended to be cuz it got him more pussy, Jonas brother…

But more importantly, posting these kinds of pics to the internet…bikini selfie porn…

The more entertaining thing about Gig Hadid, is that her sister got jealous, like all rich kid sisters, and is raining on her parade….stealing her job and contacts…to have her own career…with Victoria’s Secret…because that’s what bratty whining gets you…

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2015

31

Aug

Tove Lo Flashing Brazil of the Day

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Tove LO…the Stay High chick…with this solid fucking song….flahed her tits again,…

She likes showing her tits…and that is the kind of new age pan sexual feminism I can appreciate, because it’s not feminist at all, but rather giving dudes masturbation material, while pretending it’s to say “girls have tits and should show them if they want”….because it’s fair, and dudes on the sideline are like “Hell yes you should”… assuming you can still jerk off to a good set of tits, like it was the 90s and they were all you had to jerk off to, seeing as porn is so dull, repetetive, fake and this Tove Lov tit…is real, despite possibly being implants…

Here she is in concert….in Brazil…

Here’s another video of her in concert in BRazil…

Here’s another video of her flashing her tits back in May because it is good PR…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

31

Aug

Taylor Swift Sex Scene in New Video of the Day

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I don’t know when Taylor Swift decided she was Lana Del Rey…but I guess being a hack, pandering to the most basic emotions in teen girls, with simplistic garbage songs that have made her the most powerful act in Hollywood, the kind of non threatening, basic, act that all of Hollywood, who aren’t as confident in themselves as she is, are flocking to, because they want a bit of that glory, you know like having dinner with God…only in this case god is a highly marketed, singer/songwriter, who just made accessible content and won…

Now, like Miley dropping an album about her dead fish as soon as the VMAs ended, Taylor Swift dropped this video, where the proceeds go to animal conservation thanks to her being rich as fuck and not needing money…also a great marketing angle to get people to watch and to get producers to cast her in serious hollywood movies, which we know they are already in talks about, and the highlight was the PG-13 sex scene…a little make out session like Taylor has every night of the week with different dudes because that’s her thing…

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2015

31

Aug

Chloe Moretz in a Short Skirt of the Day

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Chloe Mortez….blah blah blah..jail bait…

Blah blah blah….was in a nerd movie as an action figure…blah blah blah…which made nerds like her…blah blah blah…more than they should like a 14 year old…we’re talking Jared from Subway level of like…well…blah blah blah…she’s 18 and on set in a mini skirt…

WHO FUCKING CARES…why do I post this shit…I hate myself for participating in this, and I hate you, one reader, my only reader, for makig me do this everyday instead of getting a real job, like working as a greeter at Walmart or something as rewarding as when I worked in an old folks home changing old diaper..because dying people shit..is one of the worst smells possible…but better than this…I’vebeen there. I know.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

31

Aug

Victoria Justice Bikini Snapchat of the Day

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Perverts everywhere love Victoria Justice.

She’s catering to them by posting a picture of her in a bikini to snap chat…

Because why else would she be posting pictures of her in a bikini…

FOr her teen girls fan, to be like “hey girls, i have a bikini, check it out,it’s so cute, let’s compare vaginas and scissor…OMG so fun.”…

Fuck off, you’re a softcore, very softcore pornographer and this is what you do to get dudes to jerk off to you…

Victorialicious, another Disney slut, trained by Disney to give dads forced to watch shitty TV, to keep watching shitty TV..with their kids as they all get brain washed…

She apparently did some sort of talk show…in white..that involved getting into a car for you to look at her ass you creeper

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Victoria Justice

2015

31

Aug

Nina Agdal is Ok When She Crops Out Her Retard Forehead of the Day

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Note to Nina Agdal…

Always crop out that forehead…

You look less Downs Syndrome….and more a body I would want to jerk off to, justifying her career as a bikini model, that up until this point I just assumed was part of a work program that companies needed to hire because she’s affordable, as her agency is government subsidized…and their goal is to get the retards work…but today..I see that body.

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2015

31

Aug

Sarah Harding in a Solid Outfit of the Day

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Sarah Harding is some 40 year old popstar who has had what looks like some really hard living…since her UK pop band Girls Aloud in the 90s disbanded and created the amazing an hot Cheryl Cole…while I guess shitting out this one….

Over the years she’s had a series of bikinis, panty flashes, etc…I’ve posted on her before HERE

Not that I care about Sarah Harding, or what she’s up to, or even about any of these idiots, but I’ve been updating this shit for 11 years and I’ve stumbled across these iditos before..

That said, on this comeback tour she’s wearing a Cat Suit and her face is so fucking haggard, I barely even notice what must be a massive cameltoe, bot a product of the low level celebrity slut…party…

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Posted in:Sarah Harding|SFW

2015

31

Aug

LeAnn Rimes Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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What the fuck is going on with this face…

I guess the best way to describe how LeAnn Rimes makes me feel is…

I love that she looks like a beat up porn chick, knowing she’s one of the top selling Country singers of all time, and that for her entire existence, she played the whole Christian card for white people to support her no matter what “Sins” she was tempted with, like her boyfriend, who she divorced her first husband for, after he left his wife, because he was cheating on her with LeAnn….and/or her fake tits…

It’s like she embodies all that is wrong with America, that is coincidentally all that I love about America…big tits, skinny frame, adultery, lies to appease the Jesus Freaks, money, and fake tits…in bikini selfies…

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2015

31

Aug

Nicola Peltz Billionaire Bikini of the Day

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Being a billionaire…makes me question why a girl would crave fame…but then I realize that she’s not the one who made the billions, so instead of being the “leave me alone” from being hassled for money from business partners, potential business partners, his ex wives, kids, mistresses…employees, etc….it’s enough to want to move upstate, be a reclusive and just throw money at your slutty daughter because you have no hope for her, but know she’ll be okay thanks to her trust fund you set up, so just her play for her entire life as an aspiring actress, so hungry and desperate for attention, possibly from him not giving her enough time, or maybe from him giving her eveyrthing she could possibly want that fame is that last mountain to climb, and the whole thing works for me…because why be a reclusive what you’re hot and have the ability to post bikini selfies…ride that Transformers gig cuz your dad gave Michael Bay money into as many bikini pics as you can…I’ll be your audience…hell, I’d even k-fed you…please let me k-fed you.

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