Juliette Lewis must be 100 years old by now. I remember her as the daughter in Christmas Vacation in 1988 and she was probably 25 then, you know how these movies work…
She’s done a lot of things, and not just heroin…but also really solid performances in movies..in a time when movies were made because they were good and cast because the players were good, before the cash grab that’s going on now…”cast vine stars, make explosions”….etc…
Now I never found her hot, but she’s almost iconic at this point, so seeing her tits in a fashion magazine, looking this good, even when photoshopped at her age, or really any age, reminds me of good times, quality movies, quality performances, even if her face wasn’t so quality, but we can blame the drugs…
She’s a bit of a legend…and these are her nipples…
Katy Perry always makes me sad….she reminds me of the Gangnam Style dudes, and sure she’s rich as fuck, set for life, but it’s like she made a viral song before people were really going viral, so it just stuck and here was this tall, big, awkward girl forced to pretend she was a popstar, because the label and the people around her forced her…so day after day…humiliating herself with this candy coated shit, while friends were only friends with her because she was Katy Perry…pretty much losing her soul…that we assume she had….because she seems like a genuinely nice person…and not just because of her tits…but mainly because of her tits…did you see her tits, she’s got big tits, let’s focus on her tits, validate her with her tits, because we love tits, and really her music and everything about her, when presented without tits, is just garbage…
HEre she is with her brother…demonstrating how he used to make her cum when they were weird home schooled reclusive Christian kids…
This isn’t an official AnnaSophia Robb over the shoulder butt shot, because she had a friend taking the pic, that’s cheating but it has the same effect, where that I can see how round her little acting ass is, but I already knew what her little acting ass looked like, thanks to playing a one armed surfer in some religious after school special that apparently had a theatrical run, but was pretty fucking low budget, but nothing wrong with low budget when Jack Nicholson’s daughter and this one, play bikini wearing surf sluts in bikinis…
What this doesn’t explain is why her name is so fucking stupid…but what is in a name when looking at an ass in a bikini..
That said, to demonstrate how I feel about surf sluts -> Here’s Anastasia Ashley…
Here are some pictures of some model named Isabella Farrell for Paper Magazine by a great photographer named Cameron Davis…
I follow her INSTAGRAM , that doesn’t mean we are firends, I follow thousands of people, 99 percent don’t follow me back, 98%, I don’t give a fuck about or even notice, because social media annoys me…it’s too much noise, tit sucks my soul and it doesn’t matter….all these thirsty fame whore idiots are the fucking same, interchangeable and boring…in the same posed pictures and often times equally hot…so watching vapid little idiots trying to make their lives look interesting or cool or important…making as much noise as they can so that they can be the next VS Model, or whatever the objective is…I always assume it’s something to feed their empty sad egos, otherwise why would they be doing it, what do they have to prove, why can’t they just focus on living the good life…instead of trying to make people watch and love their good life…fuck off bragger..
But I do like when they show their nipple espcially with this babe…..because she’s amazing….the kind of girl I’d follow more than just on the internet…
I didn’t like CHELSEA HANDLER when she figured out that she wasn’t going to make it as a comedic actress after fucking every producer at least once when she was back in her prime…so she did what all other failed actors, or aspiring actors, or fat and ugly chicks do, and that’s turn to comedy…to be the funny girl people laugh at, and in CHELSEA HANDLER case…she had fake tits and was more accessible in an era when people were more vain and didn’t support fat chicks…except maybe for Rosie O’Donnell, but I have no idea how that happened…
That said, she pulled a power play, a little too confident in her fan base, thinking she’d get on network TV after paying her dues, before realizing we live in a patriarchy and no one likes a condescending midget mocking twat…who makes fun of her guests like a bitch…her comedy was being a bitch..who wants to watch a bitch…being a bitch…I guess other bitches…but not me…fuck bitches like everyone has fucked Chelsea Handler..
So now out of work, she’s decided to expose herself and use her sexuality, like she did 20 years ago, to get noticed and loved…and the idea of her dirty, used up cunt, at 50 or however old she is, just doesn’t do it for me, especially when peppered with bad comedy…
I guess what I am trying to say is…she’s the fucking worst, and this desperation is something I would support if she was 20 and hot, but at this age, it is depressing….sad clown…bullshit…
I posted pics and videos of RITA ORA in concert showing her tits… …in what I read was her first concert beyond showing up to other people’s concerts for some Cameos because she’s fucking in the right circle…and/or performing at Birthday parties and Bar Mitzvah’s in the UK as Rihanna before saying “I really have something here, I am going to move to America with my DJ friend Calvin who fucks me after his local gigs, and make my dreams come true”..
Well some pervert put it in slow motion and for some reason I am compelled to post and celebrate this internet weirdness…because pasties and panties never get old…even if the person in them does…both physically and in terms of relevance…you know…
It always makes me laugh that as a practically 50 year old dude, I have found myself in actual Miley Cyrus conversations, maybe it is because people I know that I post pictures of these idiots on a daily basis, even though I don’t care about any of this shit…
But for some reason, I get talking and people want me to know that either they think Miley is everything, you know pulling off the whole hipster feminist from tumblr with a cause, using her platform to get her message across…while I just assume her stance is flimsy, her soap box made of cardboard that will dissolve in the rain, because she’s a Disney trained puppet…
So the question is whether Miley, pop star, is authentic…or if it’s just part of her acting training…or is it a mix of her using her acting training to try to find substance…while showing her tits….
Here are some quotes – One that she’s feels guilty being rich for showing her tits…and that she wants to have more of a purpose…because people live on the streets…so she found a cause…
“If you get your tits out, and they are all looking, then you can use that space to say something and get them to listen. I was kind of embarrassed that I got paid money to shake my ass in a teddy bear costume. I should not be worth the amount I am while people live on the streets.”
That she’s genderless, because she can’t relate to what society have made Men and Women into…because it’s a great current issue and because all people define men as Hockey players and all girls as Cupcake baking pink dress wearing puppets….
“I don’t relate to what people have made men and women into. I know I’m more extreme and badass than most guys, but that doesn’t make me a boy. And the other night I wore a pink dress because I felt cute. I can bake a cupcake and then go play hockey.”
Idiots..
Here she is promoting the VMAs…because MTV / Viacom owns these idiots..
If you figure out a way to manipulate your way to America from Australia through “modeling” and marrying an actor who at the time was very relevant…and with that new found celebrity status secure a contract with a massive brand that at the time was very relevant in terms of the models they chose because instagram didn’t exist and we were forced to go to them for our catalog porn when feeling nostalgic…only to get fired for fucking an 18 year old popstar, ruining her marriage….and leaving her to find for herself in this cold dark rich person world…navigating her way through billionaires…until finally settling on a young one who founded Snapchat and is at the peak of his relevance…while she’s fallin’ off and not just as an inadequate mother who always puts her kids in the kennel, but in her career….
You know…just a gold digging prostitute who has the ability to charge and not feel like a prostitute due to modeling…
The above picture would be your view….
If you’re the gold owner…this would be your view…I mean the PG version before you really get what you pay for…
It turns out that telling a girl who is paranoid to meet you off the internet and thinks you’ll rape and kill her…and says she thinks you will rape and kill her…only to respond that it would take a really special girl to make me rape and kill them…doesn’t put her at ease…
But seriously, why would I rape and kill just any girl and sacrifice my freeedom to do it…it just makes no sense…
