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2015

21

Aug

Mariacarla Boscono Brings Some Model TIts for Pop Magazine of the Day

Mariacarla Boscono was born in 1980….yet she’s still in a magazine showing her tits.

I am not sure if this is an old timers edition, or maybe a feature on mid 30 year olds needing to get mamograms because breast cancer is hitting younger and younger…

I am sure that these are her tits….her mom tits…she has a kid…why she feels the needs to be out there doing editorials instead of just being a mom is a lot like how my mom, a drug addicted prostitute – kept up the fuck hustle til she died of AIDS…

Some people are just workaholics, especially when their work is this fucking easy..

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2015

21

Aug

JUlia Roberts in a Wet Suit of the Day

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If seeing an old Julia Roberts in a wet suit is the hightlight of your day…you have a very sad existence…because even at Julia Roberts’ peak…I would have had no interest in seeing her in a wet suit…or even a bikini…that big bobble head and career that I don’t fully understand…would just distract me from her tits…

I guess what I am saying is if Julia Roberts happened, possibly thanks to award winning brother Eric, anyone can be an overrated actress on the beach in her retirement, showing off menopause…

That said, Julia Roberts in a wet suit is the highlight of my day…

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2015

21

Aug

Emily Ratajkowski’s Tits Were in a Movie of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski, the tits from the blurred line videos, decided to show off her fake tits at the premiere of her movie named after a Daft Punk song, which I guess is based on the breaking point where EDM broke through to the mainstream and all the top 40 dancing frat boys and their sorority sisters….turned into pill popping ravers….something I unfortunately saw happening, not because I was huge into the EDM scene, I just appreciated the electronic music, crackhead scene before it became a keg stand party, with bros having overdoses….

That said….I guess Emily Rat plays a DJ whore, or Groupie, which is a stretch for her…

Because she didn’t get her career by fucking Kanye, Ben Affleck or David Fincher…or even the casting dude at the Blurred lines video that made her…there’s no way she would do something like that…she’s just a natural fake titty talent who’s made it on her own….in this hard world…filled with hotter and more talented girls than her….

That said….I think it’s funny that all the raver kids I know in LA are actually going to the premiere, like this is a glimpse into their party days, starring Zac Effron…by a dude who probably never partied but say that DJs are the new rockstar so it makes sense…

Just so many scams everywhere, but I still appreciate cleavage…I’m basic…if only all birds in the park had implants…would make throwing bread at them have more purpose..

Here she is at the premiere being overrated CLICK HERE

Here’s more pics of her doing press for this cheese in another titty dress because tits are her friends.and she’s no one’s friend….unless you can help her get ahead. … CLICK HERE

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2015

21

Aug

Lindaay Lohan Simulates Blowjobs of the Day

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If you’ve been wondering how Lindsay Lohan still affords to live the life of luxury, she’s decided to demonstrate in pic….

Because it turns out that if you were a highly publicized actress who really only did a handful of movies….that doesn’t really justify the celebrity life this many years later…you can use your celebrity name and your dick sucking ability you learned along the way…and not just with Sam Ronson…to get paid…some call it escorting…I call it…they only want you around because of your name and you should get paid…especially when you need all the money you can get thanks to lecherous family and addiction….

All this to say….I’m a fan…of all she does with her mouth, especially when she doesn’t eat with it…because a skinny almost dying Lohan makes her fake tits really pop..

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2015

21

Aug

Ashley Benson in Some “Dope” Pants of the Day

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Ashley Benson reminds us that if you’re a bit of a thick girl, who actual thick girls will be offended you call thick, because this bitch ain’t thick, and thick is a status thing, for some reason, a reason I called it costs a lot of money to eat all that pizza…

So maybe a better word to describe her is sloppy…

Either way, big girls, sloppy girls, rocking loose fitting pants, just makes them look like a 40 year old School teacher in the 80s…

It doesn’t make them look like something I want to bury my face in, like I would normally feel about Benson and her 20 lbs of overweight I normally embrace due to her tits…

Right…..

If she was in leggings, spanx, a tight dress, tight jeans…she’s look less like a mom, and more like a latina on her way to be J.Lo’s backup dancer…

But instead she went with White Mom on the way to a job interview at walmart…

Weird….

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2015

21

Aug

Rita Ora Dressed Late 90s of the Day

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Rita Ora keeps trying to find new ways to use her tits as a way to find her place in the world…

YOu know so that people stop referring to her as a Rihanna impersonator…something I will assume she’ll spin as being racist…in a “they think all blackish people look the same, I am my own person, who happens to play Rihanna, but it’s supposed to be subliminal”…you know when she’s not fucking rich people, and producers and whoever she can…

So I guess her wearing this late 90s, early 2000s outfit I think I’ve seen in a Rihanna Music video, was an attempt at that…and that’s all I have to say about that, which is really too much considering it’s Rita Ora…who just doesn’t matter…but who does matter…because that’s how pop culture works…

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2015

21

Aug

Nicola Peltz Billion Dollar Booty of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is a billionaire, or at least slated to inherit at least a billion dollars, assuming his dad doesn’t fuck her over, or get married to an Ann Nicole Smith later in life..

So it is only natural that after having the pony, the good life, all the excitement that is being a rich kid, the one thing she wanted, I guess, was dudes jerking off to her…

Maybe it is some daddy was too busy to notice bullshit, or more all the boys in school like Megan Fox or some shit, and daddy can afford to buy that for her….

But I’m not a psychologist, I’m more of a pervert into looking at asses, so as she struggles to find her place in the world, while being bank rolled…I’m into it involving bikini ass shots…and you should be too…

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2015

21

Aug

Miley Cyrus Landline Foot Fetish Porn of the Day

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Her name is Miley Cyrus, you may know her as being the second biggest popstar of the past year, behind Taylor Swift, who for the record, is pretty fucking creepy…where as Miley is a more organic, fucked up, child star with all kinds of issues, that manifest in being some kind of exhibitionist, feminist, bi-sexual, possibly trans, tumblr blog weirdness..

Today she brings the dirty foot fetish pics, but more interesting, land line nudity, to remind us of phone sex, before internet sex exited, these tumblir exhibitionists love the fucking 90s, I met one recently with a 10 dollar flip phone cell phone, with an iphone 6 that wasn’t connected in her purse, you know because she was so anti-technology as a public image, but as soon as no one was looking that SIM card was in the expensive phone to check her insta likes…

These idiots have no fucking clue…

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2015

21

Aug

Kayla Kupcakes Flashes the Judge of the Day

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Susan Surrette, 54, of Fort Lauderdale was arrested on Wednesday for disorderly intoxication.

When Judge John Hurley asked Surrette what she does for employment, she said she works as an escort and porn star named Kayla Kupcakes.

Then She Flashed her tits…and I decided to google her, because any girl who flashes her tits,, whether for a judge or anyone, is my kind of gutter trash crackhead….

I found her porn HERE ….it wasn’t that difficult…

It just reminds me of how digusting some people are, usually from Florida, like she’s the kind of old, weather, stripper looking trailer park garbage that I wouldn’t necessarily want to fuck, but I am totally down to watch her fuck, because it just makes sense…

It also reminds me that not all porn chicks make 1,000,000 dollars a year…and some girls call themselves pornstars, because they get paid 1000 dollars to fuck.

Here’s a previews…