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2015

21

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The fact that a wax figure of Nicki Minaj getting more press than you’ll ever get in your lifetime is something that should make you want to kill yourself..

unless you understand that the world sucks, everything can be represented by a silly meme, and we have no need to really live or produce, but rather just consume and distract ourselves with trying to convince girls we don’t know to send nudes, something that’s more and more difficult the less insignificant blogs become…but in my defense, I was never significant…and some girls just want you to see them naked..so it is safe to say…we will all be okay…

Just Breathe…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Mirror Selfies…
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Anais Pouliot in Lingerie
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Emily Rat Doesn’t Go to the Gym…She’s More into Starving herself and Plastic Surgery
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The Nanny in Leggings
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Duggar’s Wife…is Not Leaving Him….Even Thought He Cheated and fucked His Sister…We Call that a Bitch Who Needs Her Man
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Avengers of Oz
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Just a Boozy Lizard
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Girls in Bikinis
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2015

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is safe to say that Netflix and Chill is going to soon be called Netflix and date rape…

Because sometimes chilling, is more than just chilling, and when dude gets too carried away when he doesn’t get what he’s expected from his “chill”….and feels forced to take it into his own hands…starting the snowball effect that ends up with transporting bags of body parts to some remote area…

On that note – tonight should be Netfilx and Chill for everyone trying to get laid…after the links…

Hot girls Not Wearing Bras
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Cait Jenner May Get Charged with Manslaughter
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Carlson Young in Lingerie
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Bikini Weed Smoking
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Gen Morton Shitty Tits for her shitty Face
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Emma Stone On Set
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Avengers of OZ
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Selena Gomez in a Sweater
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Huge TIts of the Day
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Emily Rat-Cow Slut
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Puppy Trying to Catch Fake Fish
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Ten Facts About the Boogeyman
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Sheila Marquez in Sheer Lingerie
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Babe Celebrating her 18th Birthday
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Rumer Willis
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Psycho Bitch Kicked Off a Flight
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Josh Duggar Admits He’sa Hypocrite
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Seal Escapes a Shark
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Helena Noguerra Naked ina Movie
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Vanessa Hudgens Back
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Hot Bodies at the Beach
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Worst Bikini Video You’ll Ever See
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Girls in a Tight Dress
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Vote DEEZ NUTS for President
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Don’t Fuck with the Mechanic
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Nicki Minaj Wax Figure Porn
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Rosie’s Daughter was with a Heroin Dealer She Met on Tinder…
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Some Babe in a Slutty Bikini
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Things that Bounce
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
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Cheesy Big Tit Teacher
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Nika is the Hot Stoned Girl…
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Naked Fencing
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Offensive Video of the Day
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Chick Showing Off her Tan Lines
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This is Insane…
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Awesome Denim Designs…
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Just a Girl and a Bed Post
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If you want more real girls…doing real things…because they are real horny…everyone is horny…
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Porn GIFs of the DAy
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2015

20

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s Short, Chubby Legs of the Day

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So here’s Kylie Jenner, no longer 17, and thus no longer exciting to an America, that as Jared proved, is not allowed to have sex with 17 year old, unless you’re TYGA and the family doesn’t press charges….because when they are 17 and slutty, they are the forbidden fruit…but when they turn 18, the truth comes through…the face tranny, the ass sloppy, even at 18, from being banged out by black dudes who like trannys, while rocking a tranny face, while your bio father is a tranny…

Arguably, a tranny because steroids fucked up his hormone structure leaving him high estrogen, or maybe a diversion to plea insanity in today’s possible “Manslaughter” charges, or maybe he just wants to be in women’s prison….

Arguably, just one more thing to make this Kylie, in all her delusions, slowly move closer to the crazy that is inevitable and that we anxiously await…because if the industry raped Lohan from every angle, destroying her, the least the industry can do is rid the world of this family..it is only fai when life is unfair..

More interestingly, here’s the other Kylie, we call her Kendall, and her Ass in a Bikini flying…

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2015

20

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Greece of the Day

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The Greek Prime Minister, President or King, who I assume is named George and makes great Souvlaki, just stepped down from his position due to the whole Greece going bankrupt…making it too hard for him moustached face….

So Why not celebrate new beginnings with some Alessandra Ambrosio ass in a bikini in Greece…

Because other than the whole inventing Anal sex, thanks to abundant olive oil…Greece is known for the beaches and what I assume affordable holidays…for multi millionaire models who don’t actual pay for their vacations…

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2015

20

Aug

Lara Stone for W Korea of the Day

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Lara Stone is naked enough in W Korea…showing off her gap, unforunately not her Gash, not that her Gash would be that exciting, she’s old, and really all that matters when it comes to Lara Stone is her tits…and her shitty attitude that involved trying to sue me for posting honeymoon pics of her that weren’t even topless….and that even if they were, she should chill the fuck out on it, because we’ve already seen her tits and her sacred Honeymoon is just a precursor to divorce…

Divorce she’s currently involved in..

Divorce that probably inspires this “Look at my titties” shoot..

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2015

20

Aug

Natalie Westling Topless for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Natalie Westling was porn in January 1997….

I originally read 1977…and I wrote this post thinking she was old….

It went a little somethng like …

What the fuck is this Natalie Westling freak….not only is she a red head, with her super red head strength and pain threshold, thanks for being a demon….but she’s all almost 40 years old and looks like she’s 17….

But then I found out she’s barely 18….making me restructure this post to:

What the fuck is this Natalie Westling freak….not only is she a red head, with her super red head strength and pain threshold, thanks for being a demon….but she’s all 18 years old and looks like she’s 17….and she’s showing her tits…

Jared from Subway would love this shit…if only he read Vogue…instead of his go to “12 year Old Anal Queens”….or whatever the fuck those weirdos watch…

Either way…I like this Natalie Westling….

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2015

20

Aug

Raquel Zimmermann Strips for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Raquel Zimmermann is a Brazilian model….she’s over 30, which I guess means she’s dead and communicating with us through a psychic medium…or maybe we’re the psychic medium, and by psychic medium, I mean tit pics, because tit pics, bring any tired slag back to life, even if her tits aren’t that great, especially when those tits are model tits….

Only she’s not showing tit pics, she’s just looking like she is in the Doggy Position for some clever fashion spread that reminds me of those Naked/Clothed pics that were big on the internet years ago….i know we have a huge amount of them in the FORUM …

I find it interesting, even though most beautiful Brazilian women usually have penis…

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2015

20

Aug

Anais Pouliot For Love and lemons of the Day

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Anais Pouliot is a model from Montreal, who is obviously too good for Montreal, which isn’t saying much, most homeless people are too good for Montreal, but she’s not homeless, she’s out making money after she moved to New York to do lingerie campaigns…where if she stayed here, she’d probably be a bottle service girl, or a stripper, like all the other hot girls, which I guess isn’t all that much different than being a lingerie model, but it has a more prestige and status…

Not that it matters, what matters is that french girls, especailly when they think and are too good to me, which isn’t saying much, most homeless people are too good for me, is french based, and probably broken, and probably into anal on the first date, if she wasn’t with an American dude for a passport and his money, thanks to American dudes with money, loving lingerie models even the low level ones…

All this to say, at least she’s not an instagram model/

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2015

20

Aug

Ruth Bell Topless with Shaved Head For Vogue Paris of the Day

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I have no idea who Ruth Bell is, but I am going to just assume she’s part of the new feminist movement, because the new feminist movement is a massive movement, that companies, brands, media and Miley Cyrus realize they have to pretend to support, while half of their work is extorting women by presenting it as empowerment, when really it is just for consumption and commerce that the girl who is being used naked is not fairly compensated for…and men at the top of the food chain are being paid way more….but don’t tell the models…they think they are building a platform, that they are empowered, and that showing their tits will get their message that we’ve all heard, accross…

It’s silly vigilantism with tits..

Yes, I am assuming she’s a feminist because of her shaved head. I am such a male predator like that…and I believe girls with short hair are all feminst dykes…until they pull out their tits in a photoshoot…then I remember they are no different than a stripper.

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2015

20

Aug

Helena Christensen Nipples for No Tofu of the Day

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Helena Christensen has a bit of the old lady model, concerned with her appearance, because her existence has been based on her looks. She’s made all her money based on her looks. She’s probably had all the rich cock because of her looks….She was even cast in the Chris Isaacs Wicked Games music video romance porn straight out of a Romance Novel…because she was a Victoria’s Secret model, hot..and had tits…

Well, she’s still got those tits, but they are much older, despite what she’s trying to trick us with her pornstar looking parazlyzed face.

That music video was probably over 20 years ago, proving that you can maintained sex appeal, but people still get old, the yogurt still expires, and no matter how much botox they shove into their paralyzed plastic face….your big tits and nipples can’t fool me…you’re not a sex toy, despite only being able to make the face of a sex toy, and that in and of itself is worth celebrating…I mean that and her nipples for a magazine with the silliest name ever…

Wearing fetish gear….never too old..for any of that…no matter what your face is telling us…

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