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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2015

Sep

Ruthie From 7th Heaven Naked Selfie of the Day

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If you’re a creepy fucking weirdo who liked the show 7th Heaven because it was morally rewarding for your weirdo fucking soul…without realizing the Dad was actually a Sex Offender, Jessica Biel was just a gold digger with a really weird Justin Timberlake obsession and that’s about all I know about 7th Heaven….or that Ruthie, who I assume was the little kid, because the name Ruthie in and of itself seems like a name a shitty TV show would use for a kid…lazy writing…

You’ll probably be unhappy to hear that Ruthie has become a nude instagram for attention model, like so many other instagram models craving attention before her, the kind of instagram models I don’t hate because I like giving any girl thirsty for attention some attention…it makes them continue to produce content I can jerk off to…and tell them I’m jerking off to it…to which they pretend to be offended by my actions..before asking me for a pic of me jerking off to them…even though I’m not actually masturbating to them…it’s just words on a screen girl…words that make you feel validated…

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2015

Sep

Steven Tyler Sings with a Busker and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Shits in a Store

Cops VS Man in McDonalds

Naked Man Running

Meteor Falls Over Bangkok

Brazilian Prisoners Doing Cocaine

Thug Beating Up Homeless Dude

Tranny VS Gender Neutral Bathrooms

Robbers Beaten By COmmunity for Stealing a Phone

Rally Crash

Failed Stuntman

Father Catches Perv Taking Pics of His Daughter

Some Aspiring Politican in Canada was Repair Man a few Years Ago…Who Peed in a Cup…

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2015

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I had a dream, nothing inspirational like Martin Luther King, or really anyone motivated to change the world or anything….

I had a dream, and it was about big tits…and it was less of a dream, and more of a reality, thanks to the existence of strip clubs and sex trafficking, and lonely fat girls, there are always big tits to grab…

It’s labour day, I’m drunk but figured it wasn’t labor day everywhere, so why not post nonsense no one cares about…

Girls Covered in Sand…We Call it Sugar Donut
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Baby Goats Running
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Tyga is a sex Offender…
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Cecil the Lion Comes To Life for Taylor Swift – What Can’t She Do
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Huge Fucking Tits
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Cat VS Toilet Paper
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Kristen Steward is Scary
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Top Celebrities Tanning
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Ralph Fiennes Dances
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Girls With Dark Hair and Light Eyes
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Joker of the Day
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2015

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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My favorite thing about Labor Day is the after birth…..

Even if the afterbirth is herpes from college girls…who are out of control on their first go at life on their own in a new city….in this tinder porn filled world….herpes…that are inevitable..

Here are some stepLINKS…which is my daily after birth…you click on…cuz you’re weird…

Girls Bending…How is this a Thing?
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Throwback of Angelina Jolie’s Acting Class Footage
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The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video Hates Being the Tits from the Blurred Lines Video But Being the Tits from the Blurred Lines Video is the only thing she will ever be..
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Alessandra Ambrosio Tits on the Beach
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Jessica ALba’s Company is Not So Honest
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Emmy Rossum in a Dress
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Slut of the Day
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Some Weed Smoking Babe
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Ronda Rousey Plays Videogames
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Kelly Brook Huge Tits
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Jimmy Fallon is a Little Excited About Bieber….
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Hannah Davis GQ Mexico
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The Man with the 19 Inch Dick
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Taylor Swift May have Been Doing Coke….
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Collin Farrell’s New Movie is Fucking Odd
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The Dude Who Jumped the Lions Den
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Braless Jenner
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Kylie and Her Daddy Issues in Bed with her Boyfriend
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Apron of the Day
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Ants Circle iPhone
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The Best Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunctions of 2015…
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Johnny Depp at a Film Fest
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Nicky Hilton Crotch Shot….
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Miley Cleavage
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Francesca Neri Nude in Some Movie
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Road Rage of the Day
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8 Deep Sea Odditites
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Tyga Leased Kylie’s Ferrari, He didn’t Buy it for Her, I just Assumed the Dealer lent it to them..
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TOpless Tanner of the Day
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Texas Sorority Girl Owns her DWI
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Dakota Fanning Braless
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Catching Fish with a Drone
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Dude Tries to Pick Up Teacher
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Kirsten Stewart Goth
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Surf Hooker of the Day
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Croc Eats Other Croc’s Arm
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Reporter Blooper
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Ben Affleck Leaving Marriage Therapy is Jokes
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Bryanna Holly in a Bikini…
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Celebrity Sports Fans
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These Girls Are the Best Thing Ever….
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Big Tits by the Window
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Playboy Girl Cliff Diving
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Dude Gets Pooped On for Cash
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This is Insane…but I Like It…You’ll Never Believe What She Fits…
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Greek and NAked Enough for ME
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Unique Cam Model of th Day
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17 Porn Gifs…
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Tits Weed and Pearls
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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2015

Sep

Hilary Duff Mom Titties in a Bikini of the Day

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Chunky mom, possible Scientologist, Hilary Duff, figured out her angle and the way to crop her shitty selfies that allow us to focus on what she’s good at….her singing career..

I guess this is the plight of a Divorcee, when not promoting dating apps she is probably an investor in, she’s posting the titty selfies because all girls post tittty selfies…while all perverts like me look on…

I don’t think slutty selfies is a bad thing, I like them and I don’t thinking calling them out for doing what they are doing should be confused with me caring…

It’s more like – Hey look at that famewhore, she’s got good tits, I wonder what she’s promoting…

And less actually remember this moment happened…

It’s a useless as you’d think…

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2015

Sep

Kendall Jenner Panty Flash of the Day

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Kendall Jenner’s fame whoring involved Hailey Baldwin molesting her…

And a Video:

These girls must be the fucking worst….always on their motherfucking phone..

Producing nonsense, flimsy garbage content that distracts their fans from being free thinking, creative, interesting, or independent thinkers…#illuminati…

We perpetuate this low hanging fruit, noise….

We created these people…

We follow them and the brands hire them because we follow them…

And I’m just ready for a crazed fan to assassinate them…all of them….it’s the random act of violence America needs…but before they do….make sure they steal all the Jenner sex videos…because if this is what they put out there, the stuff they don’t must be better..more spread asshole…but then again, maybe they put their best stuff out there…to keep making that bullshit money…

All this to say…

Why am I Posting this..

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2015

Sep

Kylie Jenner’s Father is Karl not Caitlin of the Day

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I forget why I am posting this Kyle Jenner picture…

Oh right, because she’s an attention seeker, obviously, it’s all she knows, but more imporatantly, she’s got herself a new father, who I assume is Karl Lagerfeld, who may be gay and have a Pony Tail, but he’s a talented designer and photographer, and not some hormonally imbalanced ex performance enhancement taking…ego track star trying to retain some level of glory named Caitlin…

I am going to assume this joke, is more bitter dis to her shitty family, we know she knows is shit…rather than it being her lost, confused and unsure of what life will be like without a father figure, but that can’t be right, she’s never had a father…that’s why she does all that she does…I mean, that and her mom makes her because #money….

HEre’s her tits for some bullshit

#RP #ElleCanadaKylie

A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Sep 3, 2015 at 2:17pm PDT

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2015

Sep

Selena Gomez Lingerie Selfie of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted a picture of herself in lingerie…so you can really grasp what a photoshopped, fake tit, troll Mexican body looks like half naked….the kind of body that Bieber broke the heart of….a Disney girl who had no childhood…but seems to be doing just fine enough to get naked enough to get noticed…

We can assume this is some tips she gathered at the Taylor Swift sisterhood cult meeting…..even though it’s less interesting than the rumors that Taylor Swift is a cokehead and was doing coke at the VMAs, because all these Hollywood A-Personalities are and her boyfriend is a fucking DJ….where people do drugs everyday…shocking….

It’s still Selena GOmez in lingerie….black and white, artistic, and tame as fuck…

Boring…

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2015

Sep

Ashley Benson’s in a Bikini on Snapchat of the Day

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People get made when I call Ashley Benson chubby…

That said, Ashley Benson is chubby…

Maybe not in normal person standards, like the girl next door you jerk off to when she’s in a bikini may be fatter.

But this is Hollywood, crazy famous, on a massive show, Ashley Benson…..and if we ignore the current leaders acting from Amy Schumer, Jennifer Lawrence, to the Fat AUstralian, who Ashley Benson is clearly not as fat as…and if we ignore girls we fuck who are not hollywood…I think we can all agree…or you can just complain about me calling some girl fat while looking at her snapchat pics..

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