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2015

03

Sep

Bella Hadid Showing Off Her Tits for GQ of the Day

I guess she’s the porny Hadid…with the bigger tits…that she’s showing off like it was her new Range Rover her rich dad just bought her, because they are probably like the new Range Rover her rich dad bought her, because he most likely has bought these for her….but I can’t be sure, or really care to fingure it out, she’s a rich LA kid with a fake modeling career her parents bought her, who gives a fuck….

There are so many tits in the world, I prefer those on the less celebrated sister, even though she’s sexier, and not just because she’s trying harder…but because Gigi is overrated and weird looking, when not being blocked out by Taylor Swift sitting on her face.

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2015

03

Sep

stepGIRLS X CamWithHer with Alexandra Steele of the Day

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Our friend….honorary stepGIRLS…supporter…babe…model…and more importanlty…webcam model..which is the only kind of modeling I appreciate these days….Alexandra Steele is going to be taking over our snapchat “stepGIRLS” and “drunkstepfather” before her show on CamWithHer …

Her name is Alexendra Steele, probably not her real name, but who needs real anything, when the girl involved is a serious fucking fantasy….girls just don’t look like this…sex dolls don’t even look like this…the girl you made in your basement out of random mannequin parts because it is the only thing that will have sex with you definitely doesn’t look like this…especially…when she’s putting on her show….

Here are some pics from her Instagram :

Or maybe this… @camwithher #camwithher #camgirl #selfie #me #pretty#glamour #rack #chest #hooters #sweet #fit #nylons #stockings #playboy #fitchicks #fitgirls

A video posted by Alexandra Steele (@alexandracamwithher) on Jul 23, 2015 at 3:57pm PDT

Now that you’ve got a taste of how amazing she is…check her out on our snapchats “stepGIRLS” and “DrunkStepfather”…..

But more importantly, if you’re more into watching her get naked, and putting on a show that probably involves naked and probably masturbating that is better than anything you’d get at any stripclub, or probably better than anything you’d ever get from any girl, especially any girl willing to get with your lame ass… CLICK HERE

I don’t know what all these instagram girls aren’t doing cam shows for cam sites…it just makes sense for the girls…and the guys watching…especailly with this free the nipple movement.but I have a feeling it’ll happen as exhibitionism officially takes over…but who needs other instagram girls…when we have ALexandra Steele…

Seriously…how often can you watch a girl I post masturbate…. CLICK HERE

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2015

03

Sep

Mila Kunis Picture of the Day

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Nothing like an overrated mom of a Kutcher…pulling up her jeans at a baseball game for you to question the meaning of life and try to figure out where it all went wrong….while going so right for Mila Kunis, because Kutcher is a billionaire and doesn’t mind her Culkin AIDS, because it’s not as disgusting as his Demi Moore AIDS…as both are products of the same 70s show fame…

I mean, I liked her on that 70s show, I felt she was played out when doing the Romantic comedies…now this mom jean hustle……this is so offensive….and is nothing erotic…but you’re probably jerking off to it…thanks to your loyalty…..

Posted in:Mila Kunis|SFW

2015

03

Sep

JEssica Alba’s Yoga Pose of the Day

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Jessica Alba is a whore…she’s out there aggressively making as much money as she possibly can, this time with Braun, because make the money when you can, and if people are interested enough to throw money at her…why the fuck not take the money thrown at her…on top of the money her company makes her…it’s the American dream and she’s a Mexican…cash the fuck in…stack that shit up…

If she’s in this kind of outfit, I support her whoring…I think there’s something magical about her being a mom of two and still looking like this…I mean…I know young girls who don’t even look this good, sure they are into partying and drugs and don’t spend their days being a product that sells products so the motivation isn’t there…but if you were to compare ALba to any Mexican with 2 kids..who isn’t used as a product…you’d see just how magical whatever is going on here actually is…

The amazing thing in all this is that this is Jessica ALba, one of the worst actresses ever, leveraging that shitty career…and crushing it…so fucked…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2015

03

Sep

Hailey Baldwin Legs of the Day

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Skinny, possibly from having sex with Bieber and getting some kind of AIDS from his Brazilian tranny sex that dude’s out of control….Hailey Baldwin,….daughter of Stephen Baldwin…on some aggressive media campaign….that I participated in HERE

She’s part of the celebrity rich kid, even if her dad’s not really a celebrity but was at one point in time before losing his fucking mind and turning to reality tv and Jesus….

So she understands the system, how it works, that she needs to be skinny, so starve yourself like the good old model days…

She also hangs out with some of the worst fucking people, from the Jenners to whoever the fuck else she’s leveraging…

But at 18…she looks good enough for me to stare, but I have nothing else going on…and anything at 18…is good enough for me to stare at..even fat lesbians holding hands…like I stared at yesterday only to be rudely told to stop because 18 year old lesbians are as uptight as all lesbians…and 18 year old fat girls are as loud as most fat girls…because I guess being fat isn’t something that makes girls bow their head and walk around with same anymore…bummer….

for a good time snap: haileybisboring

A video posted by Hailey Baldwin (@haileybaldwin) on Aug 31, 2015 at 7:31pm PDT

Here she is in leggings:

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2015

03

Sep

Kendall Jenners Shitty Ad for a Cosmetic Brand of the Day

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This is probably one of the worst ads ever….it’s Kendall Jenner walking around in a period friendly outfit…and it’s the worst…but not as bad as her sister Kylie, who’s been posting pics of fat chicks and mutant chicks on her instagram to appear to be a supporter of all people, anti bullying nonsense, because I guess it diverts from her being a young whore, who fucks an older black dude whole on her quest of being a whore…all while looking like a 45 year old whore…thanks to the whore family’s make up artist….

I guess that has nothing to do with this Jenner, but I mean they do share the same Dad who is a Mom and mom who is sent from hell to sell them off to the world for profit….and despite handing those issues while counting all their money differenty…they are still the same pile of shit that will end in a drug overdose at 50 when people actually don’t care about them….and their pile of money seems less exciting..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2015

03

Sep

Corrie Lejuwaan Model Nipples of the Day

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Corrie Lejuwaan has model tits…that she’s showing for some photographer named Mario Kroes….

She’s not just an instagram model, she’s a signed model, with modeling agencies you’ve never heard of, but that are still modeling agencies, that allows these girls to be “I’m a signed model”…even if she’s only made 20,000 dollars or less in her lifetime modeling….thanks to modeling agenies signing everyone…even girls who don’t do the artistic fashion nudes..to get noticed or a following….but who do fuck rich people, and do trashy nudes for their instagram…

Every girl is a model now, even fat girls…which is pretty fucking lame, diluting what was once a magical thing, but it still involved egotistical, vain girls posing…just way fucking more of them…and I guess the more the merrier..I guess….who needs these girls holding normal jobs, or being forced into porn to fill their need for male attention…right…

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2015

03

Sep

Ashley Benson’s Day 2 in a Bikini of teh Day

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Ashley Benson was in a bikini yesterday, and since I’m a basic bitch, I have decided, despite my protest, to do a #TBT post, because this happened, like most pictures posted on the site, prior to me posting them, I mean I guess everything in life is a #TBT even posting this, because it happened already….my mind is blown…fucked…but I’m not fucked…but wouldn’t mind being fucked…by chubby AShley Benson’s big tits…because in the last few months, I’ve been dying for a fat girl with big tits to smother me with said tits…

Sure, you’ll argue that she’s not fat, and that all girls look like this now, and they kind of do, thanks food production of the 2000s for that….

But I’m from the 70s, and this shit, is big girl, and big girls, even when celebrated and seen as normal because everyone around them, must still be treated like big girls…and that means…booty callled at 3 am drunk…for the tits…

That’s all for now on this…maybe we can do a #TBT on Friday with Day 3 of her bikini…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2015

03

Sep

90s Models by Peter Lindbergh for Nowness of the Day

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Cindy Crawford, Eva Herzigova, Karen Alexander, Helena Christensen, Nadja Auermann and Tatjana Patitz star in one of the most boring, old folks coming together and talking about the glory days, bullshit with some Photographer for some Magazine…

90s models are awesome, even if they are 50, but this is hardly representative of them being fun, crazy or exciting, they aren’t even really talking about the shit they’ve done and you know each of them has seem some shit, and done some shit…

But this video, is safe, not even war stories, and none of them of having pyschotic episodes or flashing their tits…

But since I love 90s models…I’ll post it anyway…it’s just what I have to do…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2015

03

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Trying to be Hot for Social Media of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel bores me…

I don’t know why she’s suddenly scrambling on social media to get noticed. Maybe Victoria’s Secret gave her notice that they won’t be renewing her contract and she realized that she’s a one trick pony and that the world on sees her as one of their imported models…who only does Victoria’s Secret campaigns and without Victoria’s Secret she’s nothing….

Because unlike all the other old, washed up, Victoria’s Secret girls, who are still hot, this one has nothing really exciting going on for her, and hasn’t done anything that exciting…

The only press or scandal she’s ever had was getitng engaged to her long time boyfriend…fuck off…

So now she’s pushing these lingerie pics out there…in a “Look at Me, I’m here”….but she’s gotta do the Miranda Kerr and marry into hollywood then fuck bieber, or the shit the other girls are doing like hanging out with Taylor Swift, or even do the Heidi Klum and throw a quirky Halloween party so people know you’re weird…and not just because you fuck, marry, reproduce with a massive black man with a voice of an angel…

What I’m saying is that even with THESE VINTAGE NUDES and her RECENT ONES FOR LUI …she’s dull…as fuck…

So here are some safe, hot body, boring, pics of her body….