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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2015

Sep

Robot Jessica Alba Programmed To Whore Herself of the Day

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Jessica Alba is a fucking robot…

A robot in her acting, that needs a software update to be believable in any of her two dimensional roles, but a robot none the less….

And she’s set to “Make Money. Make Money”…mode..

Because everything she does or promotes is some commercial endorsement bullshit…from this, to the coconut water on her vag, to whatever else I’ve posted on her recently…it’s just ridiculous…but still one of the hottest bodies with two kids…so maybe we should be throwing money at her, instead of all these other dumpier bitches…

I’m superficial like that…at least when talking about famous overpaid pieces of shit stains on society….

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2015

Sep

Kate Moss and Kate Moss Impersonator Together in a Campaign of the Day

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It is possible that Cara Delevigne, the party socialite turned Model / Actress who clearly idolizes Kate Moss and does a similar hustle as Kate Moss…is not actually trying to emulate Kate Moss…so hard that she’s even brought Kate Moss into her campaigns so that they can hang out and be BFFs like Cara Delevinge wants so badly….because who wouldn’t want hang with your idol when you have the reach to hang out with your idol….except maybe for me, because I idolize homeless crazy people, because less commitments and responsibility and the I don’t give a fuck attitude that allows you to throw feces at the mirror..of public bathrooms everywhere…and have no interest in being with them, but rather more interest in being them..

It is possible that they were in this campaign together because they are the only British women with teeth….

Or maybe it is possible that the British people have bad teeth joke was played out when Austin Powers did it, and 20 years later, played out now…

But if you spend time in Pubs, you’ll know, the majority of British girls in pubs look like grey skinned trolls that crawled out from under the bridge..

These two girls…aren’t trolls.

That’s it..

Posted in:Kate Moss|SFW

2015

Sep

The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video in InStyle is the Joke of the Day

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Emrata is getting a little too confident in her business as an actor. I guess she’s booking jobs and feels that she can finally put her tits away and let people focus on her bird face, because that bird face is getting paid to be in movies now, so fuck you for calling it a bird face, it’s better than your face…kind of thing…

Because she’s put her tits away..

I think it’s a little premature considering her big movie she just did was the lowest opening movie ever….in the history of movies…because tits…only take a girl so far…they are good for Viral videos and instagram…but not filing seats…unless you’re Jennifer Lawrence’s Fappening…that made her less annoying…but Emrata is not Jennifer Lawrence, not in the same Hollywood…so far from Jennifer Lawrence she’s not even considered a bootleg Jennifer Lawrence…

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2015

Sep

Iza Goulart’s FItness of the Day

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Sep 2, 2015 at 4:08am PDT

Skipping, or really any fitness in a bkini rather than in fitness clothes, or an oversized pair of sweat pants and baggy t-shirt, because girl just wants to sweat it out, is a pretty clear “I’m posting porn, really softcore porn, to my instagram”…

Or maybe she’s a bikini model, and girl just can’t get out of a bikini, because it’s either graphed to her robot body, like a doll you get at the dollar store for your doll fetish…who you just can’t get the skirt off ..

Either way, she’s pretty fucking fit…so fit that you may be into dudes…if you like it too much…not because I’m against fit girls, who are 6 feet tall, but because she’s got higher testosterone than me from this hanging onto modeling nonsense..

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2015

Sep

Niykee Heaton Ass for Snapchat of the Day

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Niykee Heaton is some youtube star who got famous on her 18th birthday thanks to being featured on World Star Hip Hop…on her 18th Birthday…and signing to some Record label shortly after…

I assume that’s some bullshit story, and based on her slutty pics, she’s never in pants, that is slutty, because if you’re always in your underwear at home, blogging about nonsense…it’s acceptable, pathetic, even sad by acceptable..

Good news…I like sluts…

So when a girl does it for instagram, you know…she’s doing it for likes…and attention, and I’m watching because she’s a young girl showing off her full fucking ass…

hat said, she’s got the Kylie Jenner look…but I was standing outside a club and apparently it’s a look. I don’t really know how all these thick girls turn overeating and hormones in the food into fat asses, fake tits and a tiny waist, but they do…

The world is a crop top and leggings or short short for Young Girls….This is the Look, ready for a rap video, or more likely a black guy who thinks he’s a rapper at the local club to stuff the shit deeper into her…because #nobabies…

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2015

Sep

100 Years of Lingerie because Why Not of the Day

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These Youtube videos are the fucking worst..but for some reason…I feel compelled to post it, even though 3,000,000 people have already seen it, old news, but since no one visits the site for the latest of anything, even though I surprisingly post a lot of this nonsense before other sites, while not even trying, which I guess is a testament to how shitty other publications are…

That said, I didn’t watch this video, but it has the word lingerie in it and that is just a direct connection to my brain and what I think is relevant..

I like big tits too…

I’m basic…

Posted in:Videos

2015

Sep

Taxi Driver Not Uber Driver and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Russian…

Drunk Guy Takes a Dump on Someone’s House

Back To School Shopping!

Soap Dispenser Doesn’t Like Back People

Dude Just Knocking People Out

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Public Stripping of a Woman Who Banged Another WOman’s Husband

Dog Playing I Phone Video Game…

Syrian Refugee Gave Birth on BUdapest Street…Because She’s a Refugee…

Jeb Bush Exhausts Some Girl…

Teen Cat Fight

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Asking people the weirdest place they’ve masturbated is both a blessing and a curse..when they tell you in your bed when they were staying with you a few weeks earlier…and they are your grandmother…

Why the fuck are you asking your grandmother the weirdest place she masturbated? Weirdo..

Does anyone even read this? I know I wouldn’t…

Friday, FRY DAY, Fried Day, Day…none of it matters…it’s all the same horrible curse…

Coco’s Cameltoe Talks ABout Her Vagina…
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Girl Selfies…
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Kat Torres is a WHore in a Bikini – People Love That..
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Nipple Car…
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Scarjo Gender Bender…
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Some Chick in Lingerie…who Doesn’t Matter..But is in Lingerie
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Girls Bending….It’s a Fetish…
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Dude Builds a Flying Helicopter Out of Drones…
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2015

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes the only excitement that happens in a day is watching new college kids pledging by asking strangers to participate in their stupid challenges, in this case, trying to up tade 5 paperclips into something more substantial and when the cute barely 18 year old approaches you to trade up, the joy and excitement of saying “I’ll give you herpes, right now, in those bushes”….warmed my soul..

She didn’t go for it…that’s why night time Frosh is better..

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So Much Underboob
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Golden Girls XXX THeme Song is Great
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Alison Brie Cleavage
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Jessica ALba is Still Whoring Herself – THis Time to a Weird Face Mask
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Coco Claims to Have a Small Pussy
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Sandra Bullock’s BF’s Ex is Some Gold Digger Named Paris Saint John
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Hailey Baldwin is a Skinny Bitch
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Emma Glover is the Slut of the Day
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Girl in a Thong Smoking Weed
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Laura Prepon at a Premiere..
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Amanda Seyfried in Leggings
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Dakota Fanning’s Young Hard Nipples
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Kid Makes Cards FLoat
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Maitland Ward in a Bikini
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Katie Holmes Followed by Scientology
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Flying Helicopter! Out of Drones
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Bai Ling is Amazing
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Hall of Shame Soccer Goal
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Joanna Krupa is a Whore
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Ambrosio on the Beach
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Jennifer Garner – Ringless
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Diane Kruger Nipple
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Emily Van Camp in a Bikini
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The Anti-Gay-Proven By her Hair Cut Clerk Is Going to Jail
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Michelle Trachtenberg is Thick
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Kat Torres in a Bikini
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Tits from the US Open
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Today in Kelly Brook
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Morgan Freeman is a Mummy
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Annalynne McCord Tight Dress
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Cop of the Day
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Chelsea Handler in her Underwear
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Sofia Vergara as Peg Bundy
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Beiber’s Kate Gosselin Hair
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Kim Garner Tight Jeans
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Rosie O’Donnell is Fucking Tatum O’Neal in Sex I Don’t Want to See
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Some Random Model Tits
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Awesome Titty Bounce
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Just Some Big Old Tits..
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Candice Swanepoel Throwback Tits
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Underwear Horoscope
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Cute Trans for Bruce Jenner fans
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Just a Redhead, an Orgasm, A Broken Chair
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Jessica Morris from Haunting of the Innocent
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Greek Pussy
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Monica Sims Has New Tits and a Great Pussy
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16 Porn GIFs
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Tits Weed and Pearls
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2015

Sep

Miley Cyrus of the Day

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I didn’t post this picture from MILEY MASTURBATING ON FACETIME FOR A PHOTOGRAPHER …because photography has got lazy, sex has got lazy, and masturbating together has become the norm…so why not merge the two into what is pretty racy…and in other circumstances would be a scandal..but girl puts herself out there as all girls should…so we need to embrace her….

Despite being a Disney bred puppet…there’s still something semi authentic about her hustle..and far more interesting that Taylor Swift and her sisterhood….Miley seems fun in her lonliness, sold her soul shit…

So I support all she’s doing…I just prefer when she’s doing it without talking…thanks to having that terrifying voice….

Here’s her video about her dead pet, getting shit poured on her face eroticially…because she’s gets her sexuality…and how to use it…