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2015

17

Aug

Naked Woman Crossing the Street and Other Videos of the Day

Cop Body Slams Dude Singing Beach Boys

Dancing Dogs

Terrifying Koala of the Day

Parrot Loves to Slide

Unruly Lady on a Flight

New Jersey Bros in a Double KO

Fight at the Tube…

Cop Watches People Fight…

Grave Robber

Drunk Driver VS Family…

Classy Street of the Day

Dancing Thief…

ATM Doesn’t Give Dude His Money

Horny Old Couple…

Wife Kicks Husband in the Balls

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2015

17

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s 35th Birthday Party in Canada of the Day

I think it is safe to say…that people are bored as fuck…or lame as fuck…or pathetic as fuck…

Because a world that goes out of their way to go worship a Kylie Jenner type of person, to the point of paying her 200,000 dollars to hangout for her 18th birthday, even though she’s a vapid cunt who offers the world very little, and just shows up as a little puppet or selfie taking sex toy, being offered money by porn companies to make porn, because she looks like a 30 year old weathered porn chick, and because she fills her ass up with big older black cock…

Even if the people are only there because there is nothing else going on, and why not stare at an over-hyped piled of shit, like it was in an aquarium at the fucking zoo….when really , observing shit in an aquarium is a horrible activity….I’ve tried int…

Maybe it’s just this whole selfie generation, and she’s queen of the selfie, a product of her sister, also a selfie champion and pornstar, that get so much media hype…especially on social media, all for doing nothing, which I guess this is what people are drawn to, this is what they envy, do a porn tape, become the center of attention, for no reason, make the world see your instagram pics, get those likes…take those selfies..

Sure she’s got a fucking pile of issues, being the youngest in the shitiest family, or maybe she’s got daddy issues…you know since her dad thinks he has a pussy…because girls get more attention and he loves attention…

It’s pretty disgusting on all levels, and that’s not even delving into her already banged out pussy, that’s just looking at top level of she represents…because I think it is important to know that you can be a useless cunt at 18….

Here are some pics – she’s barely cute…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

17

Aug

Reporter’s Uranus Joke of the Day

This reporter is wrong…I like to think that my favorite kind of lettuce is the lettuce grown on an anus…but only if the anus belongs to a used up street hooker…because that’s the kind of anus you can expect produce, usually mushrooms, to be growing on…which is ironic because they generally don’t eat vegetables as it gets in the way of the meth…

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2015

17

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If I ever left my house…I can assure you that I wouldn’t have gone to Kylie Jenner’s cheesy fucking birthday in MOntreal…

People kept asking me on facebook if I was hanging with the trash and I guess having a site that talks about these idiots and you idiots for buying into these idiots, makes people think I actually care about being around these idiots, when in reality, I’m more interested in broken down strippers who let me touch their tits, and even that doesn’t get me off my couch…

So my weekend involved staring at a wall…which as far as I’m concerned is better than being surrounded by humans….especially in a club setting…

Hot Girls Fishing..
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Dog Learns She is Cancer Free
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Another Slut in a Bikini
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Morgan Freeman’s step grand daughter fiance was found murdered
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Kendall Jenner in a Bikini
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Deer and Bunny Play TOgether
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The Bear who Thinks he’s the Cat
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Anne Hathaway in a Bikini
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Drone Records Sharks Swimming Close to Surfers
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Big Fucking Tits…
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Kris Jenner Gets Attention
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2015

14

Aug

steplINKS of the Day

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Whenever anyone wants anything from me, mainly to hang out, whether it is sexual, or non sexual, I always have a hard time saying no, but always want to say no, because I hate people, and socializing with them is the worst…and even when I do say no, no one takes no seriously, unless you’re a judge in a rape case, which we’re not…but instead we’re people who keep pushing and pushing…so I just go hard with the weirdness to trick people into thinking I am insane so that they rethink wanting to hang…

I just write them insanity – over and over and over…stalk messaging telling them how excited I am to hear from them…and that I’ve been waiting for them…if they are guys, I write gay shit, if girls, I write twisted perv shit…

I call this tactic self-alienation…and it works…so if people try to see you this weekend…

Self-ALienate…unless those people are Kylie Jenner, because she’s doing a birthday party in Canada this weekend, and I assume won’t be calling me…

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I Would Still Fuck Dolly’s Old Tits
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Kendall Jenner / Hailey Baldwin / Pia Mia Perez with Kylie in Bikinis
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Jill Bunny in a Bikini
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Babes Smoking Weeed in a Car
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Sarah Silverman’s Big Tits
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Katie Holmes Upskirt
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Elsa PAtaky Bra…
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The Affleck Nanny is Amazing
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Lindsay Pelas has Huge Tits
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Car Selfies
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SLut of the Day
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Endless Toy Train
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Ciara in SHape
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Celebrities You Could Actually Meet on Tinder
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Gia Genevieve’s Subtle Outfit
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Sharon Stone Naked
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Girl Without Bra
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Lady Gaga is Out in a Bath Robe
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Parents Who Got Tattoos to Match Their Kids
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Mirror Selfies are Hot
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Tits from Blurred Lines Shitty not Shitting in Grazia
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18 Rock and Roll Urban Legends (That Might Be True)
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Brother Annoys Sister
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Rihanna of the Dya
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Terri Hatcher Tits..
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Dolphins Getting High On Puffer Fish…
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Halle Berry Big Ass
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Miranda Kerr in Love with Money
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Brian Cranston Loves Trump
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Nina Dobrev Average Looking PDA
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Victoria Justice Stomach
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Sara Sampaio for VS
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Anne Hathway Still in a Bikini
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Kylie Jenner Photoshoot Pics
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Being Hannah Montana Fucked With Miley’s Head
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Random Pics of the Day
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2015

14

Aug

Kylie Jenner is Still in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is 18, freshly turned 18, she was 17 this time last week, and whether her body is fake from surgery, fake from photoshop or facetune, jacked up by weird body conditioning or fitness, and/or hormones in the food….like how does a white girl with a white mother and a white father have a booty like her Armenian and Black sisters…unless her mother strayed which would be so hard to believe considering she’s a whore and the dad is a fucking woman…and whores love cock…and dudes who dress like women…are just confusing…

That said, whatever is going on here, hormones, hormones in the food, artificial enhancements, etc….it is safe to say…at freshly turned 18…yet already damaged by big black cock…Kylie is at her prime and it’s only downhill from here…

And like so many abused girls who hit puberty at a young age before her, she’ll be fat as fuck soon enough, while still rocking her tranny man face, when the rest of her grows into her ass…ass that is the biggest news of the week…reminding me how depressing the news actually is…

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2015

14

Aug

Sarah Silverman’s Terrifying Shit and Fart Joke Tits of the Day

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People call me a misogynist, I consider myself a feminist, I just like to notice the tits being shown to me, that I would assume are being shown to me by girls who consider themselves feminsts, so why is it woman hating to notice them, why isn’t it woman hating to show them…Logic..

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That said, the only thing I can think of that I am sexist in is Comedy. I don’t find girl comedians funny or talented, I find them failed actresses, too ugly to be actresses, so they do comedy…I also find their jokes to be a lot about dick sucking, farting during sex, and in Sarah Silverman’s case, anything that involves poo. It doens’t make me laugh..

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But what does make me laugh is when dudes tell me that they find her hot…I mean…tits, I get it, and she does too, I mean why else is she showing them off…they are key players in her stage show…but there is more to women than tits…any girl will tell you that…just in this case, everything other than the tits…are bad…so bad….

She’s Done Full Frontal

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Posted in:Sarah Silverman|SFW

2015

14

Aug

Lohan Handling Ice Cream Like it was Sam ROnson’s Dick of the Day

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I’m living in the past…but Lohan with a drippy ice cream cone reminds me of what her jerking off Samantha Ronson would probably look lke…

Lohan is living in the past…because she thinks people still care about her, despite her being pretty much irrelevant…but still Lohan I guess…famous from tabloids and a handful of shit movies…never actually doing anything good…but I guess she’s trying to be future, because she’s become a social media fame whore..

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2015

14

Aug

Jessica Alba’s Bikini Bottoms for Samsung of the Day

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Jessica Alba is shameless…but the reality is every one of these celebrities who tries to be clever in their product placement on social media strategies doesn’t need to be clever, be shameless and your retard audience that I know are retards because they follow your ass and make you a billionaire in the process, when they should have turned their backs on you after “honey” and pushed you to a life of drug addiction, prostitution and premature death…

But instead, she’s posting pics of her pussy next to a tablet, that Samsung paid her to do, and that will get past around because people, myself included still care enough about her pussy, even though it’s been shredded by kids and Cash Warren penis..

She’s the worst…Samsung endorse vagina pics…and she’s winning…and we’re all fucking losers who allow these people to exist….

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2015

14

Aug

Miley Cyrus Eats Banana Of the Day

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Sometimes, I wonder when the girls eating a banana like it is a dick joke is going to get played out….but every time I think one of the oldest school yard jokes in the history of school yard pranks…is over…whenever I think a girl won’t simulate oral sex while eating a banana…I end up in a public place watching a girl eating a banana after the gym and I feel my dick budge from it’s half dead state because bananas are perverted….

Especially when they are in videos girl send me of them fucking bananas…which has happened many times…because it’s the cheapest sex toy around 69 cents a pound and high in potassium for after you cum…

It’s natures dildo…practical, convenient and tasy….

Sometimes, I wonder when Miley Cyrus will be played the fuck out…and unlike the banana, or the banana being used as a sex toy, or the banana used as a prop in a dick joke…it’ll happen…

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